Whats your most fucked story /b/

Usually these start with the OP telling one of his own, to kick start things.

>>715371452
>be me
>your a faggot

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I killed a man in reno just to watch him die

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>>715372203
holy shit

>>715372203
>bad luck.gif
>gif

Try harder giant faggot

>>715372980
>badluck.exe

>>715372203

Freshman year I fucked my GFs mom after she got me and her daughter blackout drunk.

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>>715372203
motherfucker son of a bitch

>>715372149
who makes this degenerate crap

>>715372203
woober

>>715372142
*you're

>>715373379
your dad

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>>715372203

I killed a cat by driving 60 miles per hour in a residential area.

>>715373455
I am what?

>>715373643
I am a cat

>>715373643
dumb fucker shouldn't have been in the road, fuck it.

>>715373690
A faggot

>>715373718
your mom's a cat

>>715372203
>.gif

>>715373780
i know you are, you said you are, so what am i?

uns ee.cc forwars slash mise bonu forward slash

this is

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>>715373734

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>>715373718
Nice

>>715372149
Gonna say that based on your weeb trash image you almost are guaranteed to have at least 14gb of on your hard drive that that only thing you killed in Reno was a deluxe sized bag of Doritos

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>>715372203
im actually paranoid now

>>715373734
I saw it running from the right side of the road. It was right in front of my car when I hit it.

>>715372203
kek

>>715373828
You asked what you were, i didnt say anything about myself.
Now piss off little faggot.

>>715372203
Anyone have original pic?

>>715372203
I don't want to die in my sleep lel.

>>715374495
i'm rubber and you're glue, bounces off me and sticks to you.

>>715374496
I have an original pic

>>715372203
Faggo

>>715374606
oh my god

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>>715374606
Like i said: faggot.

>>715372203
drop

>>715374763
ok that's nice

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>>715371452
I had sex with my mother's friend when I was 8 and she was in her late 30's. She had a nighty on and I came to bed in my underwear, but while she was sleeping I took off my underwear and played a game with her but that I'd played with my mom's I liked to call 'feed the baby' where I would put my penis against my mom's but like it was a baby's bottle, and I would think that was giving the baby liquid, then I'd put my butt against her butt and think that was feeding the baby solid food.
I'd done this with my mother, while she was sleeping, many times before, but tonight my mother's friend was babysitting me and she was sleeping in my moms bed, and I told her I could not sleep in my own bed, like I did with my mom, so she let me sleep next to her.

Well, in the night I was alternating between my butt and my penis and she started wiggling her butt against my penis. I thought she was still asleep, so I kept going, but she kept wriggling more and more towards me until I could feel wetness on my penis and it started feeling really good, so I just kept wriggling my penis into the wet spot I thought was her butt, but I think I started getting it in her vagina.

This went on for awhile until I was tired, it felt like hours. Then, one of my friends told me this was what having sex was, and that I was no longer a virgin, and he made me feel good about it, so I thought it was a good thing.

Feeling very manly, I proudly told my mother later that night that I had had sex with her friend.

She called her on the phone and her friend denied it happened, but my mother didn't trust her and got frustrated.

While I was at school the next day my mother had called the cops told them that her friend had molested her son and she wound up going to jail for a few years for pedophilia and I had to go see a counselor, which lead to a fucked up childhood trapped in the mental health system. That ruined my life and I've never escaped, one diagnosed led to the next, and the next etc..

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>>715374606
its christmas break, now i remember

>>715372203
noooooooo

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>>715374606
Why are you rubber?

>>715372203
FFS

>>715374988

So basically you lied about getting laid and ruined a woman's life.

Hope you're happy.

>>715372203
Stop that

>>715372203
fuck off

>>715372203
Nigger

Broke into some kids house after child services and sherriffs picked him up after his dad died.

His mom left them few months prior and his dad died by drunk driver while on his chopper. Stole his ps1 (slim version) and some shitty games that didnt even work cuz he was white trash and never put them in the case.I was 10.

destroyed some guys ceo crates in gta v. still feel bad about it, he musta put 6-8 hours filling his warehouse and prolly sold his game after.

>>715375206
she's a feminist now, and a lesbian.

>>715372203
Fucker

>>715375312
>destroyed some guys ceo crates in gta v. still feel bad about it, he musta put 6-8 hours filling his warehouse and prolly sold his game after.

you fucking low life scumbag faggot, kill yourself.

>>715372203
fuck you

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>>715372203
u got me

>>715375436
fuck your mom

Not sure about "most" fucked, but pretty fucked.

Was 21, in college, home for summer. Met this high school girl and we started hanging out. She was 17 (legal) and we were just friends, nothing to it.

Her mom though was sure I was going to fuck her precious daughter and ruin her life.
Funny thing is the girl and I had talked about it and neither of us were interested in fucking, we just hung out.

But, mom decided she needed to "save" her innocent daughter so one night I'm at their house watching movies and my friend/gf was on the floor and I was on the couch.

Mom comes in and gets on the couch, covers us both with a blanket and says "in case you were cold". I pay no attention, watching movie.

Mom starts playing footsie with me, then starts rubbing me. Eventually works her hand into my shorts and is rubbing my cock, giving me this look.

Says "anon can you help me in the kitchen", so I go.

She tells me she would do anything to protect her baby girl and if I stop seeing the daughter she will do ANYTHING I want.

Hell, I wasn't gonna screw the girl anyway, not sure why no one would believe we were just friends but who cares.

So, I tell mom I will stop seeing daughter if she will fuck me. She sucks me off right in the kitchen, we go back to the movie.

I spent the rest of the summer fucking the mom, still talking to the daughter during the day.

I kinda felt bad but that didn't last long.

>>715375603
Hold on. Fucking yours atm

>>715375312
Wow, you're a dick.

>>715373599
damn

>>715375680
>work of fiction

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>>715375206
I'm pretty sure she knew what I was doing and was helping me do it, but I didn't know.
I did not tell the counselor she'd done anything but that we were sleeping together and I was close to her to stay warm.
From my answers the counselor may have assumed I was lying, or my moms friend told more of the story than I knew to the judge. I don't know what happened to her, after that except that my mom told me she was in jail and that she would be coming over anymore because my mom and her were no longer friends.

Personally, I'm very glad she gave me that opportunity, looking back on it, and I wish I could have said something to keep her out of jail, but I didn't know what would happen at the time.

I was too young to know anything that happened, just that I liked the feeling of my penis against my moms warm butt, so I figured hers would feel just as good.

>>715375717
She's dead m8.

>>715375871

Spin it how you want, you ruined her life.

>>715372203
I caanfocub

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Up until I was 10, I slept in the same bed as my parents. They had sex numerous times while I was trying to sleep. When we moved into a bigger house, I got my own room but started wetting the bed. I still do a couple times a month. I'm 32 now.

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>>715375333
shush you, you're not me, don't pretend you are.
For all I know that woman is still just as well off as she was when her and my mom were friends.
She had a good job as a nurse and was married to a doctor.

I do know the house they lived in back then is now torn down, but if anything they probably moved to a better city. That is if he stayed with her.
It happened 30 years ago, but I'm tempted to ask my mom if she's heard anything about her.

TBH I am kinda tempted to just talk with her and thank her for giving me my first, real, sexual thoughts.

I've been obsessed with older women ever since, but she'd be in her 70s by now. I just want to forgive her, if nothing else, but thank her if she's willing to listen.

>>715372149
Those a screws, not nails

>>715372203
fuck

>>715374998
Oh I member!

>>715372203
damn you got me

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>>715376054
Don't try and lay this on me. I was 8 years old.
And don't thin I don't feel guilty either, you know I would and I have, at times, but at 8, I had no idea how to talk to adults.
Even the counselor was an arrogant ass and made me feel uneasy just talking to him, when he should have been just the opposite.

I did nothing wrong.

>>715374606
basically this is fucking hilarious

>>715373960
> only thing you killed in Reno was a deluxe sized bag of Doritos

Kek

>>715372149


>I fell into a ring of fire

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>>715377022
Is that Cameron Diaz?

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>>715371452
>is me, 13
>new house next to, resident blue sky with bright eyes, short blond hair, bright little girl. 13 and.
>my small tooths, smiling, will
>to escape from the evil monster child
>is young man is light brown hair and curl hair.
>express up her child in the apartment, my
>and she curled up with a smile, eyes,
>feel with the sun shining,
>many times, we will have fun.
>we in youth, and together we walk school in, she smiling, she small tooths and.
>tooths already allowed out of their group in the final round.
>we are close to each other and with me for a long time. Year more or.
>her body is sick.
>hospital we to
>she parents say "anon leave to"
>is hallway in
>now, finally, in the corner I cry, imagine the child with yellow hair,
>doctor, where he was in the very first look cancer
>the afternoon is dark
>though, called her room the dark in and the sky is dark and cloudy, and lightning bright room, his cross thudershock only thing trembling, very fast
>she say "like a child is cry over the loss of his child own, his love ... This is me."
>she eyes began rain to and flooding the storm hit as, lost their lives because it is almost a year.
>Remember still tears tiny tooths on hers.
>I feel if tiny box I am in
>came her father house to,
>began to get together and eat.
>both very religious
>It's a mystery why both of us
>school start the new year late march in.
>I'm actually just a month
>beloved by excessive rainfall has me excited then.
>I know the report within two weeks after the first flush of our small town, flooding was signed.
>it is closed, it's worth it.
photo is not her look like but.

>>715377366
Yes, I think that's from The Mask.

>>715377366
Who is the scottie 2 hottie?

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>>715377366
It's Sandahl Bergman, a milf I loved as a kid.
She played Valeria in Conan The Barbarian. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000922/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

>>715377575
Cameron Diaz, you fucking imbecile

>>715376531
>I just want to forgive her
Dumb fuck, she ended up in jail because you were a little cunt

>>715372203
Niggers.

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>>715377627
It's Cameron Diaz, you fucking dickfest

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>>715377366
When other kids were fantasizing about Princess Leia, I was fantasizing about Valeria.

>>715371452
I travelled nearly 250 miles to be moral support when an old friend of mine had his dad die suddenly - spent night and day with the guy helping make funeral arrangements, planning the wake, the works.
On the day of the funeral, he got black-out drunk and passed out in someones car for a few hours. I fucked his dads widow (not his mom, 2nd marriage) because she was hammered, and then made out with my buddies girlfriend next to the car he was asleep in.
To this day, he thinks I'm the nicest guy in the world. I'm too gutless to come clean.

>>715377369
... are you actually retarded or you have no idea what English is?

My parents divorced when I was a toddler. I reconnected with my dad shortly before he died. I gave him my brothers addresses and he sent them christmas cards. They didn't want to know him and were very angry I had given my dad their addresses. He didn't leave a will so I administered his estate. I kept everything. I didn't tell my brothers he had died. I purchased a big house, flash car and paid off all my debts after I sold my dads house and cashed in all his assets. Every Christmas I send my brothers a Christmas card from my dead dad to make out he is still alive because if they knew he was dead they would want a share of his estate.

>>715377906
I'm confused. How can I understand?

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>>715377872
Nope. I did that.

>>715372203
negro

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>>715377794
sorry, you're wrong micro machine

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>>715372203
Fuck You Faggot

>>715372203
Lo

Me and a friend were drunk and stole a scooter motorcycle, we tried hot wiring it but in the end we just took it on the outskirts of town and torched it with gasoline from the tank, watched it burn.

>>715377871
I was more a fan of sheena myself.

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>>715378080
Where is she hiding the cock?

>>715377943
excellent!

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THIS IS NOW A TRAP THREAD

>>715376531
You are a retard. You initiated it, and you fucked up a good thing. Dead shit. That women didn't deserve prison. You should feel guilty, not forgive her. She should try forgive you for ruining her life. POS

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>>715373599
underage autist b&

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>>715378193
I probably rubbed my fair share of stuffed animals against my cock thinking about her too, along with any other scantly clad woman in those times.
The 80's was the best time to 'come of age'.

>>715378675
She is an albino nigger

>>715371452
I

HATE

ICE CREAM

I went to work on shrooms. Got caught jacking off at my desk by an intern.

I kept jacking.

She watches me finish.

I get fired for it.

Immediately start a job the week after making twice as much.

>>715373599
Seriously. How fucking old are you?

>>715372203
sheeeeeeeeit

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>>715378959
She watched you finish lul

>>715376531
>For all I know that woman is still just as well off as she was when her and my mom were friends.
She's a sexual offender now with a felony to her name. You destroyed her life. Ironically enough because YOU raped her.
No she's not as well off as she was.

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>>715378515
Nice try. But I didn't fuck anything up, if anyone did it was my mother for being overprotective. But I can't blame her for that anymore than I can blame my own desire to have warm, soft flesh to press my penis against.

Try harder though, because you clearly have no idea how much I've rationalized this event in the last 30 years.

No one was at fault.

TBH I think it's the court system that is too eager to prosecute that is the problem in all this. What I was doing was natural and what she was doing was accommodating to what she, no doubt, understood as a boys natural tendency to explore.

Try not to feel like you need to pass judgement on anyone but the system that does this to women who want to aid boys into manhood.

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>>715372203
I hope you die in a car accident

Pretty fucked up story.

So my aunt ran a babysitting/daycare thing out of her house. She kept kids from like 2 up through 10 or so.

One summer she hired me to help out.

There was this 9 year old girl there who took a liking to me (I was 16 at the time).

She followed me everywhere, it was cute mostly, made the work go faster.

So one afternoon nothing is happening so I go down to the basement TV room. Usually the daycare kids weren't allowed down there. I'm watching TV and she comes down the stairs and sits down next to me. I didn't say anything but she just sat there close to me.

After a while we went back upstairs and went on about the day.

So every day in the afternoon when the younger ones lay down for a nap I go to the basement TV room and she follows. She sits closer and closer.

For whatever reason one day I put my arm around her and she snuggles in real close. This goes on for a couple weeks.
Then one day we're down in the basement doing the usual TV watching TV and she's close to me, smells good, I just turned to her and we kissed. It was freaky, just a little kiss but I was instantly hard.

Made an excuse to go up stairs.

More but it gets pretty weird.

>>715378959
Fag

>>715375333
>Hurr durr only Men can be pedos hurr durr

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>>715379398
Just stop okay. You're so pathetic.
Stop excusing yourself, these mental gymnastics to lay blame on other people and make yourself the center of attention, the victim in every situation especially, is getting nauseating.
You're dysfunctionally narcissistic.

>>715378131
I still can't read it :(

Even without the banaenae, it's still a troll

>>715375416
>kill yourself because iam autistic and take a video game to seriously

wew lad

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>>715374988
Please kill yourself. Or don't... you deserve every bit of misery in your life.

>>715372203
fucking youuuuu

>>715378959
Greentext?

>>715377022
That is 100% your fault for sticking your dick in your mother's and her friend's asses. You knew to some degree what you were doing, because you would stop if they were waking up. You might not known you were sexually assaulting them, but at any age, or mental condition, you force your genitals on or in someone, or fondle them, and only do so when they are unaware, you know it's wrong. You deserved worse for ruining that woman's life, and for doing what you did.

>>715379622
bump for more

>>715379765
>loli says she will do anything for trips
>trips say go to sleep
>end

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>>715379305
>because YOU raped her.
Now you're just trying to make me laugh.
Well, you succeeded.

Trust me, she is okay. If anyone was the victim in all this it was me who has had to endure the mental health system for my entire life, and not because of this but because it was used as an excuse for diagnosis after diagnosis which lead to me being prescribed all kinds of drugs that fucked with My head and has been a burden on my success even ever getting to the point where I could be comfortable with a life.

Like I said, it would be great to have grown up in a culture where a woman helping a boy along was not seen as a crime.

I could have been a very successful person, especially with my mother's friend's help overcoming the hurdles I had to go through being attracted to girls and women and not having the support of someone who cared for me growing up. But society is fucked up like that. Children are overprotected, and it's gotten much worse over the last 30 years.

We're all a bunch of fucking manchildren and feminist princesses, trapped in the bubbles society has imprisoned us in.

It's a real fuckin shame and part of me hopes things collapse so we can go back tot he way things were before children were treated like prized pets, instead of developing people who needed to fuck up now and then and learn from their mistakes.

>>715378048
Haha fag got I got around you reply or mother dies thing just to tell you this.
Hope you live in Aleppo on December 27th, 2016.

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>>715378959
>>715380049
Okay.

>Be me on shrooms.
>Work as a marketing manager.
>Be bored at work.
>Pull out dick.
>Start jacking.
>Intern rounds corner - horrified.
>No fucks
>Bust all over myself.
>She walks away and doesn't talk to me again.
>Neither of us try to talk to the other.
>She buttmad
>I get fired because either because my position is dissolved (they contracted a large marketing vendor the same day I was asked to resign - they also laid off HR) or because my friend and boss was fucking the intern. Still not sure on this. But they had no proof.
>Get fired.
>Feel bad for a day or two.
>Beat off more while thinking about the experience.
>Start new job a week or two later after a near $50,000 raise.
>Laugh some more.

Pic related. It's my fucking pipe.

>>715372203
idiot

>>715372203
fucking nigger

>>715372203
Cuck

>>715372203
I wish she could pass away, like she wants it for a long time now

>>715372203
a

>>715380653
IS this what your psychologist told you?
I mean were talking about you. The person who thinks shitting on a women and whatever the hell with your dick was a game. You're high quality bait. Real bait, not this fake your mom dies in sleep or banana cancer, fuck not even a YLYL. Congratulations you made yourself into your own category.

>>715372203
nnnnn

>>715372203
Jewnigger.

>>715380748
What kind of car is that?

>>715381092
Whatever I jerked it so hard to his story my dick is cracking open. I don't use lube.

>>715377022
you disgusting pig you ruined someones life for your own sexual gains

>>715372203
Nah fuck that

>>715377627
so you had a thing for milfs all along you disgusting human being

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>>715380503
>You knew to some degree what you were doing
Man you guys are a fuckin riot.
If I hadn't been on 4chan for over a decade now, telling this exact same story a dozen times in the last decade, and having to listen to the gambit of responses, I might actually take what some of you have to say to heart.

But we all know what this place does to us.

If you hadn't read this story from me in 2015, or when I told it in 2013 or 2011, than you're welcome.

I hope it gave you something to fantasize about.

It's too bad we can't go back in time and take the chance of reliving any of these stories we read about here, in our own lives, but you know, we're not supposed to be that way.

We were supposed to be naive as kids, and some of us were fortunate to have enjoyed that for longer than others.

While some of you still are.

Well, have fun, and try to keep fresh bait on your hooks. I hope you catch some whoppers.

>>715380748
>Pic related. It's my fucking pipe.
that made me kek

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>>715376531
You should definitely look her up, so she can stab you in the heart and watch you bleed out.

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>>715381434
That's what it's all about, Anon.
Glad I could help.

>>715381279
I drive a Tesla you nigger

>>715372203
fuck off

>>715377369
What the fuck did i just read?

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>>715381656
If he didn't know, why the fuck would he WAIT till they were asleep to molest them? He might not of known what exactly it was called, or how bad it was, but he knew enough that it was something to do when people are unaware of him and they would be vulnerable. Don't kid yourself about people. Even kids do shit that's wrong because they want to and are impulsive due to not knowing the repercussions yet, not because they are innocent.

>>715372203
How do you fruitcakes keep falling for this?

>>715381989
Tesla driver caught jerking off at work LUL

>>715372203
hjugv

>>715373960
kekkkk

>>715381941
I was just trolling the faggot arguing with you. Fuck off

>>715372203
Doiche

>>715372203
Faggot

>>715372203
.

>>715372203
several viligante demons should come to you tonight

>>715379622
more

>>715377943
Thats some serious Niggertry anon. Bravo.

>>715372203
gay

>>715372203
kys

>>715379611
nice

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>>715379622
more

>>715376531
>I just want to forgive her, if nothing else, but thank her if she's willing to listen.

that's definitely not something to tell someone who's life you ruined. If you showed some tears it'd be better

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>>715381870
Yeah, something tells me she wouldn't have ever become that kind of woman.

Did you not read she was a nurse?
Did you not read she was married to a doctor and well off?
Do you not think she was attractive as fuck and able to rebound from a legal mishap like this?
Did you not get the impression that she was kind to me so much so that she welcomed me into my mother's bed with her, or that there might be something about her that I would have been attracted to?

The woman was a fucking angel to me and society is not about to change her.

TBH she may be a little more prudish now, as the money from her probable chain of husbands has gone to her head by this point. But I can imagine she's doing all sorts of charity work, even in her ripe old age.

Now, I'm about to go.

You want to say gg on good terms or not?

You're obviously the same person responding to ever post I make.

Well, I'm glad they've given you something to chuckle about as you play the role of the accuser. I really am Anon.

This place takes all kinds.

ALL KINDS

>>715372203
meme

>>715373960
Newfag

>>715372203
Fucker

>>715372203
damn

>>715373960
>I'm so retarded and new I don't know who Johnny cash is

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>>715372203

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>>715382643
Well I'm not going to tell you if I'd tear up talking to her or not.
You've fucked that part of the story up, being so dismissive of my perspective.

>>715373734
Its a warning, next time it could be a kid

>>715377369
nigger are you yoda?

>>715377872
how could you

>>715372203
Love Me mum

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>>715377943
Kek'ing so hard my dogs are upset.

>>715372203
shit nigger

>>715372203
die pls

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check'em

>>715378515
Feminist scum

>>715383487
OH SHI-

Half of this thread is responding to the die in your sleep ppost. Fucking cancer

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>>715383500

well dubs dont lie but you days are still numbered cis fucker

>>715383706
Moar!

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>>715374606

>>715380503
You best be trolling nigger

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>>715383779

Wut ? tattoos ?

>>715383706
Smashing the patriarchy with that's lardy, wonky hammer.

>>715381092
FUCKING WEW LAD
>new pasta

>>715376407
Go potty right before bedtime or else you'll have an accident son.

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>>715383904

pfffftttttttt you wont even be able to move whitey

>>715373299
I think you were supposed to fuck your gf you dumbass

>>715372203
If i role dubs your mother will die o . o or higher

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>>715374606

>>715372203
faggot

>>715373828
>12 year old tier comeback
MODS!!

>>715372203
Fuck

>>715372203
Fawk

>>715373786
well that only confirms >>715373718

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>>715383874
Hahahahahahahahaha oh man that is gold

>>715372203
>sigh

>>715372203
FUCK. YOU.

>>715383995
fucking top kek anon.

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>>715384301

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>>715372203
>sees the replies
>sees that it is a .gif
>know exactly what I'm getting myself into
>clicks it anyways

wew lad

I once had such a bad argument with my parents that I tried committing suicide out of spite only to make them feel like terrible people.

>>715374606
>schoolchildren's rhyme
MODS MODS MODS

>>715377369
dude, no more drugs

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>>715384396

Yup just goes to show there are still some thoughtful helpful girls in the world

>>715372149
>killed
>*shot

There.

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>>715384481
Faggot.

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>>715372203
U A Hole!

>>715384038
"Honey, I can't breathe"
"Stop bodyshaming me you cis-shitlord"
Gargle sounds and wheezing ensues while the life slowly dimmes in his privileged eyes
"Stop mansplaining! Your soul is manspreading trying to push me away on it's way to male hetero cis hell"

>>715384639
Dump if you have more. These are good.

>>715372203
I'll fuck you

>>715374998
Christmas break starts on the 23rd

>>715375717
you guys must be fucking 14 or some shit
MODS

I joined the Marines for 4 years out of spite for my parents

I didn't talk to them for the entire duration so that they wouldn't know if I was alive or dead. I was a real cunt back in the day

>>715372203
Too risky

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>>715384794

Sorry i am away from home on a laptop the mother lode is on the home pc

>>715379622
I demand more!

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>>715385002

Eh who are you calling a guy ?

>>715372203
mommy...

>>715372203
l

>>715375206
Finally it happened to a woman. So yeah, we're pretty fucking happy with that you feminist retard

>>715380653
Trust you she is okay? That's wistful thinking on your part- being of raping an 8 year old doesn't just roll off your back. You can't even be certain she was awake.

>>715372149
Johnny Cash, ur nice anon.

>>715372203
Please

>>715372203
You motherfucker.

>>715372203
fakkkkk why u do thisssss

>>715377906
>>715382100
>>715383175
>>715384563
>filename >>715377369
Just some dipshit's attempt at humor and failing miserably.

>>715372203
fuuuu

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>>715372203
I refuse to reply to you!

>mfw I realize what I just did.

>>715372203
fuck-a youuuuu whaleee

>>715372203
No.

>>715372203
lame

>>715379622
MOar now

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>>715372203
My mom is already dead. So is my father.

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>>715385986
Lucky you

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>>715372203
u fucc

>>715372203
return

>>715372203
reply to this

>>715372203
stop

>>715379611
Oh boy! Early death, here I come!

>>715376537
oh my god my sides

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>>715385986

Did they annoy you or something ?

>>715384229
>MOM!!!
Ftfy

>>715372203
ss

>>715374988
>I would put my penis against my mom's

ok

>>715385047
Start a thread later plz.maybe I'll be on

>>715386320
He meant against his mon's penis.

I've raped over 100 animals in the passed 3 years

Ueah bi

>>715372203
mum

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>>715386364

But if i go home now i wont get a blow job

>>715386600
OK bro. Checked