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I posted this in another thread, but I think it deserves it's

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I posted this in another thread, but I think it deserves it's own thread. Many of you young lads have no idea how women operate and, being a bit of an elder statesman (I have teenage children) I thought I'd try to explain it to you.

The secret to getting women is having something they want.

-money
-power
-social status
-attractiveness
-excitement/adventure
-bad boy (so they can try to change you. It's an adult doll dressing exercise they don't even realize they're attracted to)

I'm sure there's more, but at their core, women are just as self centered as us men. Women generally always have something we want (sex). The thing is, they can get sex absolutely anywhere, so either you have to be way above average in the looks department or you have to have something else they want to enjoy or possess.
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>>715369632
someone get brandon in here
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>>715369762

Who is brandon?
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>>715369815
>this new
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>>715369632
I beg a differ
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>>715370117

I've probably been on /b/ longer than you have, but every once in a while I miss something.

>>715370172
Do you mean "I beg to differ"? Usually that is followed up with a counter argument to the argument you're disagreeing with.
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>>715370320
11 years faggot
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>>715369632
All I have is money, how do I make the money turn in to pussy?
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>>715370758
Like you personally have money? Or your parents have money?
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>>715369632
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>>715370954
I personally have money
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>>715371526

How much money? Ferarri and 20000+ square foot house money? Or financed bmw money?
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>>715369815
newfag
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>>715371666
200K house paid for
140K cash in stock market.

no debt.
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>>715370481
11 years without getting laid
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>>715371841
pool on your property?
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>>715372013
no.
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>>715372167

So when I was talking about money, I meant pool and 20,000 square feet home money.

What you've got won't attract the kind of girls that currently have some millionaire's dick in their mouth. Your level of money will definitely attract the kind of woman that's looking for a provider for her current or future children.

So what's the rest of you look like? Looks? Fitness? Hobbies? Job?
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>>715371841
Try speed dating or an elitist-type dating site. Perfect if money is all you got. Money or not, you gotta put yourself out there.
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>>715370320
>Usually that is followed up with a counter argument to the argument you're disagreeing with.

who made you god, faggot? I say "I beg to differ" as a self contained thought all the time. You don't have to propose a counter-argument.

It can be used as the exact equivalent to "I disagree with you faggot".

I bet people have told you, often, that you are an argumentative asshole. now you know why.
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>>715371896

The last time I got laid was 2000 and three
I hate to admit it, but it wasn't free.
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>>715372167
Fix that problem
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>>715369632
dank
>>715368370
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>>715372643
>I say "I beg to differ"
Actually said
>I beg a differ

Now mr. "I beg a differ" is going to lecture me on debate because he got an image describing logical fallacies from /pol/ and he thinks that makes him an expert.

>>715372714
Do you take care of yourself?
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>>715369762
whos brandon? sounds like a faggot
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>>715371841
200k house?
so you live in a shack?
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>>715369632
is she one of yours ?
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>>715369762
kek
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>>715369632
Excellent post my good man. I too am an older guy, who has traveled the world and learned some secrets along the way. Allow me to add something. The common denominator that is evident in each one of those is confidence.

Self confidence is one if not the most single attractive quality many women look for. In fact, I'd say the hotter the woman, the higher likelihood she'll be attracted to it, usually because she lacks it herself.

I'd say calling myself a 7.5 is fairly generous, especially in my younger years before I started dedicating myself to the gym. Some might see me higher, some lower, however I've dated and slept with a surprising amount of "hot chicks" and models. Mainly because even in my skinny days, the confident "alpha" mentality drew women to me. Having charm helps, but often the asshole mentality worked just as well. Why? Because you appear to not care if they want you, which subliminally means you're confident and know you can get another. Women pick up on this, they are drawn to it more often than not.
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>>715373323
>>I say "I beg to differ"
>Actually said
>>I beg a differ

correcting a typo is different than your premise that a counter-argument must follow. don't evade, faggot. bobbing and weaving is all you got.
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>>715369762

kek
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>>715373981

Ok, let's stop evading. I've made my argument. If you have something to say beyond "I disagree", let's hear it.

So far, all you've said is "I disagree" and called me an asshole for asking why.

Jesus, you're a douche.
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>>715369632
>The secret to getting women is having something they want.

This is solid advice.

The only thing most 4chan faggots can offer is being a younger guy who finds older women sexy. You find an older woman who is into younger guys and she'll overlook the fact that he's a loser - he will actually be in demand.

I'm talking like you're 20's, she's 40's. Just tell a woman who is in her 40's that's when their real sexual prime is. They'll agree and fuck you. Worked for me dozens of times.
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>>715374248
>Jesus, you're a douche.

I beg a differ, faggot.
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>>715369632
>The thing is, they can get sex absolutely anywhere

sure, and risk being labelled as whores and getting raped because of that.
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>>715373915

Good point. But I think more times than not you have to have some of those other qualities going for you.

Ugly + one of those other qualities is fuckable. Mick Jagger is having another kid.

Ugly - any of those qualities and you're jerking off to mlp on 4chan.
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>>715374425
Tumblr pls
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>>715373372
The people who were supposed to get the joke got it. go kys newfag.
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>>715374458
Oh I agree, having money and confidence while being ugly can certainly get you plenty of attractive females. I was luck in that I'm not ugly, but nor was I super attractive. However I did dress like I had money, had a reputation for being a bad boy that often preceded me, and confidence oozing from my pores. In essence, being decent looking and having confidence is very attractive. Having one of the other qualities listed in the OP is often the result of that confidence.
Case in point, 20 year reunion. All the people going were either bullies, or women who never gave me the time of day. I had no confidence back then, and obviously wasn't one of the fit guys. Five years of solid gym work, a very well paying job, and the confidence I'd attained early in my 20s made for a night of nearly every woman who shunned me in high school fawning over me, while the fat "glories days are over" bullies from back then could only muster up a handshake when I looked them in the eye with menace. LOL showing up with my trophy wife and being able to dance well helped too.

For the young lads, the advice is to start cultivating the things that will give you confidence which will help you achieve attaining one or more of the other things listed. My secret, was for an entire year, I looked at my skinny body in the mirror and told myself I was awesome and deserved and could have any girl that I wanted and that I didnt have to settle.
I swear even though it wasn't the whole truth, I eventually started believing myself, and that changed everything.
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>>715375974
Brad Pitt used to fuck the wives of millionaires all the time when he was new to hollywood and unestablished. Good looks are half the requirements, but even if you're a 7, the difference between 7 and 10 is only 3. Contrastingly, Brad also had a great job and ambition which is a 10, but you're stuck at home figuring out the best way to roll weed and what kind of porn you'll masturbate to tonight. That's a 2.

So, let's add it together kids. In this very simplified and lazy equation you are a 10/20, and Brad pitt is 20/20. See the difference personality makes over looks?
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>>715376722
You're talking about a guy that has literally been voted the sexiest man alive, more than once.

He's just about the worst example I can think of for the ol' personality over looks argument.
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>>715376981
He wasn't voted sexiest man alive when he came into hollywood. He looked rather amateur, to be honest. Sexiest man alive isn't just about looks. Tonnes of weird people get it every year, I believe a few years ago it was Adam Levine, you really think he's sexier than Brad Pitt for ONE year? Just one year, and then Brad again? Fuck outta here.

Sexiest man alive is about accolades throughout they year, and more career than just looks.
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>>715377212

Ok, whatever. He's always been considered a very attractive man. Way above average. If anything, he's detrimental to your argument.

Show me a below average looking man that was a pussy slayer because of his personality (not any of the wealth and shit from my argument).
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>>715373391

200k in rural south US gets you a big house

200k where I live gets you a fucking walk-in closet in some chink's apartment
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>>715369632
>The secret to getting women is having something they want.

OP forgot the obvious.
-big dick

I was a cook, a poor fag, a college student, living with my parents when I met my wife and swept my wife off her feet with my johnson.

>now I'm retired early
>living off her inheritance
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>>715369632
OP, you're retarded.

I feel sorry for your children
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>>715374366

trips of truth
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>>715377630
Almost every rapper, ever.

Jay Z is married to Beyoncè, for gods sake.
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>>715369632
Wow, I am truly enlightened now. No one has ever said this on the internet before.
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>>715377692

you must be in the bay area. at least there are great values in cumswallowing asian whores around here, so we got that going for us.
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>>715377775
>with my johnson.

what do you need that for Dude?
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>>715377897
It's not about who said it first, it's about who said it right.
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>>715378010

Shut the fuck up Donnie.
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>>715377876

You must have missed the part where I said, in the OP,

-social status
-excitement/adventure
-bad boy (so they can try to change you. It's an adult doll dressing exercise they don't even realize they're attracted to)
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most of the time OP is right.

i'm a 6/10 nice guy, fairly chubby and pretty babyfaced. I got a solid 8.5 on patience and personality alone, I feel. She fucks me every few days, and is enthusiastic about it.

it's a dice roll boys, sometimes youdon't win.
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>>715372643
Using "I disagree" as a self-containing thought.

Are you retarded, or just a special snowflake that was taught that their opinion matters and does not have to be justified in any way during a discussion? Fuck off.
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>>715373915
Oldfag here, & I must agree with you!
I've also had a pretty similar experience with women. Unfortunately most little faggots reading this cannot believe it works and think it's bullshit.
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>>715378150

I know, right???
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>>715377897
LOL so why then are there at least 2 threads at any given time about kissless virgins asking for advice on how to get a woman or get laid?

You raging faggots can't understand the OP took some time to help you. Those of you arguing probably need it the most.

>>715378150
This. There should be a special place on the internet that shows in real time the encounter when the special snow flakes finally learn that their entitlement and "I'm special" mentality isn't how the real world works.
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>>715378057
Exactly, there's more to a person than good looks that attracts women.

I'm agreeing with you... From the start.
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>>715370481
>admitting that
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this type of thread again
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>>715378497

OP here. Thanks bro. My intention was to be helpful.
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>>715378150

I beg a difference, faggot.
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>>715373915
Some girls are definitely attracted to alpha asshole types, but you 100% don't want those girls for long term relationships. Keep em at a distance, and a phone call away.

Real relationships are built on knowing your roles in a relationship, and meeting each other's needs. Find someone you can identify with intellectually as an equal, who isn't a needy, dramatic, pushover, and who actually knows what she wants in life. That's what a keeper looks like.
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Fellow middle age /b/yard, OP my good man. Do not waste your time they will.not fully understand until their balls drop all the way.

It is about confidence. When you meet a woman she knows nothing about you, none of your insecurities, other than what you show her. You just got to be confident. All women respond to confidence.

And know how to fuck. Women cheat if you don't keep them satisfied just like men. You don't want to get cucked now do you?
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>>715372643
>faggot used pictures from the internet
>other faggot is not impressed
>they had gay sex to make up
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>>715378702
Yeah, I've given this advice many times over the years, attempting to help the many lost.

>>715379283
No argument there, but they can be fun for a little while, and I'd say it's even good to date one for a while simply to learn what that experience is like first hand. After that, you realize they can be good for one night stands or fuck buddies occasionally, but the older you get the less you would want them for a relationship.

>>715379295
This is probably true, but you know, we sometimes get good intentions.
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>>715377775
>swept my wife off her feet with my johnson

Did you learn that maneuver from the Cobra Kai dojo?
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money: very little
power: none
social status: none
attractiveness: i'd rate myself a 3/10 at best
excitement/adventure: can't provide
bad boy: i'm an awkward fucking cunt

>still have a gf :^)
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/fread..

you're welcome
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>>715380831

money: parents
power: none
social status: none
attractiveness: i'd rate myself a 7/10 at best (-3 for being manelt)
excitement/adventure: could probably get you arrested or in sketchy/awkward situations
bad boy: i'm an awkward fucking cunt as well but I do graffiti and and constantly getting arrested and mess with crack heads and robbers and shit

My gf is 10/10 in my eyes, would never post a picture of her but she's always been popular an honors student. she's currently 17 and 2 years into college too.

I have no fucking idea why she would want me when there are guys more bad ass than me who want her, guys with more money that want her, guys with more confidence that want her, guys that are popular and in college teams that want her. Can you explain this OP?
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>>715382342

Sometimes a girl doesn't want the hassle and drama of dating so they'll invest in a reasonable partner and just stay there.
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>>715369632

I can rip your daughters icloud and you can see that ungrateful sluts nudes whenever you want. Email me thisgetsold831@gmail
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>>715371841
Women wanting a family will go after you for sure. Having all that money and no friends to spend it with makes meeting women hard though.

I barely have any cash, but I have some good friends and we do fun stuff. Bitches love it. Though things have died down these days.
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>>715382342
Honestly I'd say most of the tips offered here don't apply as much at the High school level. Mainly because the social dynamic is vastly different once they get out of school and into the real world.
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>>715372013
pool's closed
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>>715382644

Nothing will get you laid faster in high school than social status.

I specifically had a girl aggressively pursue me because I was very popular. When a bunch of other girls want you it's like a pre-authorization for other women. That's why those wing-chick services are so successful.
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>>715382852

It's like a pussy credit rating.
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