Ask a landlord anything. also we can talk about our feelings ;)

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>>715357587
how often do you get laid because they cant pay rent?

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>>715358297
0 times ever... although I do have a solid collection of PropertySex videos.

>>715357587
Where are you located?

and

Can you evict on suspicion of breaking terms of the lease?

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>>715359733
Chicago
No, you can't evict based on just a suspicion. But most leases do provide for the landlord to be able to enter the unit when giving 24 hours notice for any reason, so they can figure out what you're doing if they really want to? What's your concern? Because turning over tenants and especially evicting costs a lot. So unless you're being a real asshole, they will probably let it slide.

>>715357587
You ever spy on your tenants?

Have you ever placed a hidden cam inside someones room? Would you?

>>715359966
Worried about possible complaints from a new neighbor about smoke. Can they evict based on that? Here in Washington its 48hrs notice. lol

>>715357587
noice pics landlord

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>>715357587

Do you do your own taxes?

Have u ever put cameras in your tenants rooms? My landlord is super creepy. Neighbors say he watches us outside in his car sometimes and he tried asking my mom out many times even tho hes old as dust... sooo naturally we wonder such things

>>715358537
That third girls ass = no

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>>715360232
I have not. I wouldn't either. I just don' care that much. I also wouldn't risk the liability of them potentially finding out and me getting sued for whatever crime that is.\

Although I do have some kind of interesting tenants. Like this one guy, he's a 50-something dude here on business. His family is back in AZ. He's normally super quit, but one time, he started yelling. Fucking screaming loud for like 45 mins. "FUCK," "SHIT", "GOD DAMNIT"

Then he makes a phone call in a super calm voice. "Good evening, this is John. Tomorrow, I'm going to hunt you down and fucking kill you. Good night!"

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>>715360445
What does your lease say about smoking?

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>>715360458
thanks man
I'm married, so this is kind of all I have

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>>715360773
Hell no, I have a guy who specializes in real estate investors.

>>715361444
A no no, but they cant bring something like that to legal action without evidence, correct?

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>>715360974
Which one? I think all my pics are dope

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>>715361995
What's your concern? What kind of building do you live in? 2-4 unit? Apartment complex? Has the landlord said something or a fellow tenant?

Basically, yes they probably can evict you if there is an actual lease violation. But do they want to? That'' cost thousands of dollars and at least a month of unpaid rent. If it's just a fellow tenant bitching, the landlord probably won't do shit. At the lease, they'd talk to you first.

>>715357587
Do you hate any of your tenant??

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>>715362634
I dislike almost all of them. But you'd need to fuck with me or my family to make me hate you.

>>715362385
Sweet deal. Was just worried because i'm used to having shitty subversive asshole neighbors. i live in the bottom unit of a 4 unit complex building.

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>>715363045
OK. So where does your concern stem from? Has a fellow tenant said something, or the landlord?

>>715363202
Had another tenant complain about the smell, landlord talked to me, giving me a "warning" about breaking terms of lease.

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>>715362859
Any hot tenants you want bang??

>>715363202
Jesus Christ, that ass.

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>>715363386
He's just trying to scare you into not smoking up the place. He's not gonna do shit. But let's step outside the law for a minute. Why don't you just open a window when you smoke? Some people really are bothered by the smell. Just be a decent human. My wife gets migraines from weed smoke, so I go out on the balcony...

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>>715363479
There are a few I would ragefuck for sure. I'm married though...

>>715363617
I KNOW!!!

>>715357587
how likely would you be to let a tennant out of their lease? would it depend on the situation?

>>715357587
The wife and i are leasing a 1 bedroom apartment. My brother is moving to the state in a month or two and i want him to stay with us till we can rent a 2 bedroom place in the same complex. Will my landlord help me out or am i gonna get evicted?

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>>715364152
Yeah, totally dependent on the situation. What is your situation? On paper, I'm entitled to a lease cancellation clause payment for ending the lease early (usually 1-2 months' rent). But it's up to the discretion of the landlord.

Wanna know a secret? They would need to sue you to get that money. Which costs a lot of time and money. Unless you're really being an asshole, I doubt they would take any action on you moving out early...

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>>715357587
How much money do you make?? How many tenants do you have??

>>715363995
I do, in fact i use a window fan as well. My patio is within plain sight of the office, and washington state law says no smoking within 25 feet of any entrance or public area (i live right next to the mailboxes as well) landlord has cited this at me before when i was caught on my patio.

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>>715364438
It really depends on the landlord. How often does he visit the property / does he have a little faggot resident who reports everything?

If you pay rent on time and are not a nuisance, then I think your best bet is yo tell him up-front and he should be cool with it.

How long do you anticipate him staying with you?

>>715357587
Does it annoy you when tenants ask you to fix shit or call someone to fix shit because its part of their lease?

>>715358368
Do they know about the other form of payment for rent.

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>>715357860
>not organizing his porn by age, race, category and quality
> fucking plebs

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>>715365200
Nope, that's part of the deal. I am supposed to maintain the property. I hire someone to fix shit most of the time though. Only thing that bothers me is if they break something and play it off like it broke through regular wear and tear. But even then, I just do an analysis and if it was clearly their fault, I deduct it from the security deposit.

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>>715365336
Are you making a reference to blowjobs or Chase QuickPay? Both are cool, but I can't tell.

>>715365772
Haha both

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>>715358999
Check'em

>>715365115
I live in a big apartment complex and ive never seen or met the landlord, just one of the many ladies in the office who does paperwork. Nah everyone here seems really cool, its a not pet place but like half the residents have dogs/cats so i figured they were flexible on the rules.

Our lease isn't up till June so hes need to stay till then. none of us really think thats the best idea cause 3 people in a 1 bedroom apartment would be to cramped. I had wondered if they'd let us out early if we moved into a larger unit in the same complex. Really doubt they'd go for that though. If that doesn't happen he'll just wait till June to come out,

landlord refuses to spend 5k to make the fireplace in compliance with local fire code (its unlined), should I just keep burning fires then sue his ass when the chimney fire burns his house down?

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I've selected a storefront 27 fucking times......

>>715357587
How bout some more of that
CHINESE ASSSSS NIGGA

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>>715357587
I'm interested in this.
My question, how did you get the capitol to start (assuming you own your properties and aren't subletting)? Also current age and age when starting?

My story if you care. My father worked at hotel made some good money, he retired, rents out some flats, but refusing to go bigger ad make it a main source of income. He relies on bonds and stocks. I don't think its all that good, renting just seems better to me I'm hoping to move a majority of capital into this when I inherit.

Also do you not 'work' not that being a landlord isn't working, but if it goes smoothly its less hours with good income right?

>>715358999
Looks good till you get near the knees

>>715359966
Where in chicago do you rent?

>>715366252
You cant report that as a safety violation of a building to the fire marshal ?
The fire marshal once came into my restaurant and did a head count. I was over 3 ppl and got a warning.

>>715366360
Its a little weird that you are waiting for your father to die so you can invest his money.

Why dont you work hard and get your own capital?

>>715357587
What's the weirdest thing you've found after a person moved out?
I'm a landlord myself, found a spell book to an ancient Scandinavian god. It was spells, potions, prayers etc. weird shit

I bully my landlord and get free rent. Ask me anything.

>>715366571
Bit of a backwards country, start up is a little crazy. Plus he did it through inheriting and almost everyone gets anywhere like that, wages are pretty low here regardless of a university education. Property is through the roof though due to high density and lack of space, let alone build-able space.

>>715366360
So any chance of an answer? Also would yo say its stable income?

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>>This really depends on how observant your landlord is. Obviously, if the new guest is loud then that makes everybody more observant,. I would make him pay at least some small fee to feel moderately responsible for the property.

>>715366826

Why not work with you father to build an empire that you will inherit? That's my intentions. My dad owns a few rentals but I am fixing up the house so he can refinance it and utilize the 200k+ of equity he's sunk into the house to buy more property.

It's good to learn the rope from someone who has already made the beginners mistakes.

Lastly, just save your money while working you normal job and build you credit. With a credit score like 750 you can buy properties with a small down payment and very little interest.


Before you know it, you will be using your equity in the properties as collateral for more loans to expand your business.

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>>715366252
Holy shit, how much do you use the fireplace? You have the right to have work necesary to make the place "habitable" done and to withhold the rent that it cost you to do that if it indeed is not habitable currently. Don't expect to have your lease renewed.

>>715367411
I am working with him but as I said hes focused on stocks and bonds. Hes reluctant to go heavier in his portfolio on property. (I agree diversity is key though). Hes currently at 40% properties, 50% bonds ect and 10% liquid.
And end of the day its his money so I do make suggestions but end of the day its his stuff which I respect.

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>>715366334

>>715367953
Please answer >>715366717

>>715368051
Did you try any of that shit or was it all foreign gibberish

>>715368373
It was in English, but no I didn't try it. I was a devout Christian at the time.. Had it been now my curiousity probably would've gotten the best of me

>>715357587
Why are you guys such miserable jueden dicks!

>>715366818
What do you do?

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>>715366360
I got into this when I was 24, hated my job, and saw no end in sight. Currentlly 29

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>>715366501
What do you mean?

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Can your landlord raise the rent $300 with 2 months notice?

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>>715366508
I have properties all over the city, but I focus on the South Side.

>>715369943
Well good job if its successful, that seems pretty quick, to me at least.

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>>715366717
Nothing super weird. I'm sure there's been some weird shit, but they have taken it with them so far. I once had a "Hey Arnold!" style shrine to a cat...

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>>715370263
Sure, as long as it's upon a lease expiration. That's a huge bump though. Where do you live?

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>>715370899
Hipsters infested Los Angeles

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>>715370294
got any property in bridgeport?

>>715358999
I am ready to die by the snu snu

>>715357587
are all of the pics you are posting prior renters?

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>>715372058

>>715372379
>>715372058
I am assuming this is a yes and I'm an idiot

thanks /b can always count on you

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