Fine i'll do it
I was told to post my dick in the last thread, so here
>>715311973
>>715311973
Not bad
>>715311899
Does molesting someone count as exercise?
Post Christmas themed drawings.
>>715312193
Stopit
How goes it comrades
>>715312193
Why not molest each other then? then it will be counted as team sports :)
>>715312423
>>715312423
Hey guys
>>715312423
Touching penises.
>>715312480
I'm molesting hunnibuns.
>>715312101
Does that mean it's a good cock?
>>715312120
thanks fam
>>715312211
>>715312763
WHAT IS THIS MEME?
has toypics been down?
>>715312480
But I am just one person
>>715312682
Yours or someone else's?
>>715313013
Someone else's.
>>715312860
A terrible one
>>715312682
Show me on the tiger where you molest him most.
>>715311973
Well it's thick but looks like you've been cut, points off for that. 6/10
>>715312682
u can touch my dick
>>715313137
>tfw mutilated at birth by Dr. Shekelstein
why live?
>>715313263
can i touch it :3
>>715312763
>>715312860
I agree it's terrible feet meme.
>>715313013
Fuck i meant to click on our slav friendo not you twice.
>>715313306
sure
>>715313263
If it was fully traditional, the jew man would've sucked the blood from your dick. making your first sexual experiance a vampiric one.
>>715313393
oooo :3
Goodnight, tiger and other fags.
>>715313083
Lucky you. How do they feel that you are talking to randoms while fiddling with their junk
>>715313307
>slav
>friend
They've made all people believe Russians squat. I can't support that stereotype
>>715313263
You're not alone. :(
>>715313544
I'm surprised he's not also in the thread already.
>>715313453
;)
>>715313527
Night you HB fugger.
>>715313544
It is a good meme, one that will stick, just like the aussie ones.
>>715313671
Is he using two hands on you then?
>>715313758
We Russians were actually able to afford benches so we never had to resort to squatting like a pleb
please ignore this post
>>715313931
All we got was a fucking stump to sit on and only after we cut the fucker down. You must've been fucking rich to afford a bench!
>>715313931
I ain't even Russian, I just love the culture. And Chernobyl.
>>715314078
Nah bro. Communism, everybody very a bench. Unless you are a poor country on the outskirts of mother Russia
>>715314179
Пазор
Weird question: Has anyone here been to a gay bar? Did you catch some tail or get it?
I might go if it's worth my time
>>715314386
Holy fuck I can't spell to save my life
>>715314402
Are you attractive?
>>715314386
So bench comes with standard issue Communism then? What else comrades-in-arms get?
>>715314540
Fuck all apparently
>>715314540
Down there, apparently.
Anywhere else? It's a work in progress.
I've lost like 30 pounds since july, but I've stagnated since october, I need to start working out lmao.
Nvm
>>715314798
Different guy here, weight and height?
>>715314798
Well i just ask because if you just want to fuck or get fucked gay clubs can be your thing if you look good enough to be hit on. If not you need to hit on everyone where and see who says "Yes please"
>>715314666
Devil confirms, Communism is just bad.
>>715315174
fucking moblie posting is shit. It makes sense if you get the jist of it.
>>715315010
Weight: 190
Height 6 foot
I got a really weird skinny-fat thing going on, I could go bearmode if I tried but it takes a really long time for me to build muscle.
Also since I was fat I have stretch marks on my hips and stomach like a pregnant lady, so yeah unlikely I'll really get anyone
>>715315174
Well, thanks for the advice I guess
fu king niggers
>>715315473
that is racist
>>715315174
If you can manage to eliminate the concept of greed then communism is amazing
>>715315473
Whiter than sour cream. Come at me bruh
>>715315579
call the fucking cops dude i dont give a fuck call hem fucking call them
>>715315304
You could go the other route and just flaunt your wealth and personality.
What you should do is exercise and get to where you like what you see in the mirror.
>>715315473
OMG you telling us you fucked a nigger and got the AIDS? POOOR WEM!!!!
>>715315601
ill cum on you vro
>>715315637
police are DOUBLE RACIST
>>715315678
Don't tease me
>>715315657
gross no ew no barf no! ew i wouldnt!
>>715315679
yeah so what police can beat niggers and idgaf
>>715315794
tease my taint ~
>>715315304
Basically same boat, 6 foot and I weigh 195. I have gained muscle cause I started working out but all I need to get rid of is belly fat. Kinda wanna be a muscle bottom. Basically start working on cardio and core exercises if you want to look more "feminine"
>>715315803
i dont think dey need ur help fam
>>715315926
i can beat a nigger i can beat a nean nigger trist me dude. shit they wil beg e to be on the force just to beat them
>>715315821
Might need a plane ticket for me to do that
>>715316013
are you moon man
>>715315903
Nah I'm trying to go full masculine top, I'm considering hiring a personal trainer.
>>715316013
this website is 18+
>>715315803
Pheww.
Good to hear you still AIDS free.
Hows goes it Katten?
>>715315903
Keep at it mate you'll get rid of that belly fat soon enough.
What's your routine may i ask?
I hate talking on the phone.
>>715316026
idk where are you ?
>>715316079
yeah so what about it im above 18 fuck you
>>715316054
so changeable and such a lovable man to me.
>>715316159
i bet i have aids though
it goes swell~~~~~~~~ sup with you bb tigger?
>>715316219
yeah me too is akward
OH MY GOD KATIA GO TO BED
>>715316328
I'm still on the phone. My friend is telling me about her life, I'd rather we do this stuff in person.
>>715316328
Get tested then?
Getting ready for my trip
>>715316438
You must suck as a friend to let her talk while you shitpost here.
>>715316438
what going on in her life?
>>715316531
trip to where?
nef
get gud
>>715316392
no way I have work tomorrow
also I'm making an airship in minecraft
I was trying to make a bit data stream in mc
>>715316531
Don't talk to me.
>>715316608
All the major things that have happened she has already covered, now she is gossiping about customers. Also, she literally just said about someone, "If you want to talk on the phone for a couple of hours, why don't we just get some coffee?"
>>715316608
I meantioned it some time ago, i figured no one cared about it.
Going to QLD, Surfers Paradise.
>>715316796
Wow must've hit a pretty deep nerve there :D
>>715316796
go get some coffee with her
>>715316824
is that queens land? idk what that is
>>715316159
A mile jog in a heavy jacket every other day
Then every morning I do
10 crunches
15 v-sit twists
10 butt lifts
and 10 burpies
3 sets each
>>715316888
No, I just don't like you.
>>715316931
I'm trying to work, letting the washes I just applied dried a bit.
>>715317044
ohh is seee. what about another day though? go get coffee?
>>715316931
Yeah it is. Nice and sunny there :)
>>715316981
Sounds decent. Have you considered HIIT?
>>715317044
You're starting to sound nibish now.
>>715317124
I'll probably not be able to until her pain subsides from her nerve thing she just got.
>>715317259
noice. es like isk 30f here. es snow like 3 inches or so.
>>715317263
what nerve thing?
>>715317259
Eh, not really my style of exercise. I'm sorta lazy when it comes to intense workouts. I might try to apply myself more though. I also completely cut out sugars from my diet, just to help speed up the progress
>>715317477
That's good and all but have you just eaten more or everything else to 'make up' the lack of suger?
>>715317391
Cool. do you like skiing?
>>715317259
I think you're an idiotic cunt and talking to you is a test of patience.
>>715317391
She had several neck and spinal injuries and surgeries that has left her in terrible amounts of pain, which has recently gotten worse, so her doctor ordered a nerve ablation, which has increased her pain immensely, but will eventually give her next to no pain for at least a half a year after that.
>>715317729
Not really, guessing I should probably do that huh? :/
I can feel my brain cells committing suicide.
>>715317729
i dont have the balance. i cross country skied a few times but thats not the same though.
>>715317741
damn dude that sucks cock hard. im rally sorry fir her
>>715317843
good
>>715317888
Yeah, it really does.
>>715318052
:c idk waht else to say
>>715317820
You'd be surprised how little food you actually need to eat to maintain weight.
>>715317741
I think you're a pompus fool who's think way too highly of himself.
>>715317888
Really? I thought all you winter snow countries would all be good with skiing and snowboarding and stuff.
>>715318201
im just not that active to go out an do that stuff. i like to hide inside
>>715318150
She's back on the reason for why she called in the first place.
>>715318201
I think of myself as lower than dirt, but it's funny you think that.
>>715318355
she is a coworjer yeah?
>>715318274
I like to hide my dick in yer butt
>>715318589
Yeah.
>>715318598
fucking hide it in there all night dude pls
>>715318681
cool. make her coffee
>>715318274
Aww go have fun in the snow, it'll be fun??
Or do what the snow bunnies do and that's get the sexiest snow gear and hang at the bottom ledge drinking.
>>715318721
We're closed.
>>715318732
dude there was this cute as fuck guy at the bar tonight. fucking cute dude
>>715318806
tomorrooww duh dude or whenever.
>>715318869
I work, and she is going to spend the day sleeping.
>>715318808
Why did you not hit on said cute guy?
>>715318977
thats gay. well then another day then
>>715318991
because im socially inept.
>>715319068
It's a skill you need to practice, noone is naturally good at hitting on people. The only way to get practice is to do it. Also you miss 100% of chances you don't take.
Do it next time.
>>715319068
Perhaps, it'll be some weeks before she is not going to be in spontaneous horrible amounts of pain. She told me that yesterday it felt like she had third degree burns all over herself.
Wem is really drunk and horny, and I'm getting drunk and getting horny. What do?
>>715319168
yeh dude im beating myself up for not even asking the bar tender if the dude was into guys. he was a worker there. \
>>715319234
fuck dude. damn shes a tough cookie dude
>>715319344
rub ducks with meeeeeee duh god
>>715319379
Yeah, she's pretty tough, she's also taking far fewer pain killers than she is supposed to be on because she doesn't want to get addicted to opioids again.
>>715319613
thats really smart of her. that shit can mess with you. i hope she can fix her pain.
>>715319688
She may need another surgery, which is what she is trying to avoid.
>>715319379
Ah well he's gone forever now.
>>715319775
fuckin a
but would surgery help though?
>>715319781
well he works there but yeah i probably wont pursue it because im retarded
>>715319379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lvkh38udkd
>>715319956
It probably would not. The more surgeries you have on the spine the worse your spine gets.
>>715320092
yeah wathever just smush ducks with me you fag
>>715320227
oh yeah thats right. fuck dude
>>715320474
Yeah, she is already legally disabled because of her injuries and surgeries, another surgery would force her to quit and go on disability.
>>715320672
fuck dude. you should rally buy her coffee
>>715320854
Usually I cover the tab when we hang out.
>>715320945
thats nice of you~
>>715320974
Eh, she's a nice enough person and has gone through enough shit that I think it's justified.
?whats her favorite coffee
>>715321352
She likes really sweet drinks,
>>715321463
like mocha?
>>715321529
Sweeter than that. Lots and lots of sugar.
>>715321618
she get diabetis
>>715321618
Starbucks
You could say, she's a Starbucks girl.
Also Tig, I'm the fugg packer, not him! He takes my peepeestick!
>>715321750
She is a tiny woman. Very small of stature and weight.
>>715321821
She worked at Starbucks for 10 years, that's where she got her last spinal injury and had to wait 5 years for them to finally settle the lawsuit and agree to pay her medical bills.
>>715321821
ii'll give you the peepee stick right in yer boothole
>>715322026
she can still get it
>>715322200
Possibly, but I doubt she will. That's the only sugar she gets besides a bit of fruit.
>>715322026
>worked at Starbucks
Yeah, we have to try all the drinks we make to insure a sales pitch on taste.
Along with the added addictives can get you hooked on super sugary drinks. Its really bad for the health. Push her to TEA VANA or what not. Trust me. Because those drinks might have aided in her depression.
Caffine and large amounts of sugar a lot leads to heavy depression.
>>715322083
I got a M chance for that
Or XL Tucker too
So I is gooooooood
>>715322466
ohhh.
>>715321821
>>715322083
Spoken like true autists.
Stay insane guys, night all..
>>715322515
I have an L chance, L gryphon, L Nova, L Flint, XL Nox
Get on my level boy
Bring dat ass here
>>715322604
Night babe
>>715322681
faggot
>>715322534
Yeah, other than that it's mostly soy products and vegetables. She doesn't eat meat.
>>715322515
Her addiction to heroin and the sexual abuse she suffered as a child probably added more to her depression than the sugary drinks. Also, I never said anything about her being depressed.
>>715322681
Wow
I left out my Davids but wow
But nooooo, Snarf wants me for himself to tease you all.
>>715322604
Night Tigger
>>715322821
Snarf is a big dummy, come to oregon and we'll start a giant mansex pile.
>>715322802
>Vegan heroin addict
I'm on a very strict diet but I smoke crack
>>715322988
She's clean now, minus the pain killers she is medically required to take, and which she refuses to take the full prescribed doses of. She isn't a vegan.
>>715322802
Wow, defensive over medical concern. Sorry, I won't talk to you again. >>715322988
Dude, dats cold
>>715323055
So many people hate you in these threads
>>715323168
Fool is an alright guy, he's just kinda whiny sometimes. When he's not being a little turd he's actually pleasant.
>>715323164
I'm not defensive, I'm saying the sugary drinks didn't add to that.
>>715323168
Neat.
>>715322938
You and Katten live close to me!!! And I plan to flee Ut to Oregon to kidnap Katten.
>>715323434
Wem is in oregon too, I'm in Seattle.
I wonder.
>>715323365
Have you ever though what goes in those drinks for sugar?
Katten I cat type
Going bed
Night
>>715323630
>Seattle
Isn't that in WASHINGTON?
Idk geography well, Utah isn't good at teaching. Mehh
He's close to Portlandia. Any whore, Night bubbz
Goddamn I missed the tigerbutt again. Back to sleep it is
>>715324268
I'm a 2 hour drive away, close enough considering I make an hour drive every day for work.
>>715324335
Lets buttfug
>>715324268
Not really. I don't go to Starbucks.
>>715314179
Get out of here stalker.
>>715324481
Сука Блять
Another thread ruined by cancerous avatarfags. Why do I even bother anymore? It happens all the time. I just wanna say that I fucking hat you guys and your stupid spam. You're even more cancerous than the shit/gore spammers and "+1 closer to image level" posts. I hope you get hit by a truck
>>715324827
same
>>715324827
Y-you too.
>>715324827
>>715324925
Self entitled, go do the work and make a thread instead of whining and demanding. Because we post more avatar fag shit when you do. Stop fueling your fire.
Go to e621 for porn we post