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Best poptart flavor?

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Best poptart flavor?
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brown sugar cinnamon
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>>715303535
>>715303604
These two are correct, but only when cold
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>>715303604
/thread
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>>715303535
S'mores
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>>715303535
s'mores unless i want to feel less like I'm digesting pure sugar
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Gtfo with that basic normie smores shit

Brown sugar cinnamon is the only pop tart there is
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>>715304557
Beat me to it. Frosted of course...
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>>715303604
Agree with this man or fucking fight me
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Strawberry
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Anyone tried these?
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Blueberry-unfrosted
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>>715304955
fucking czech'd bro. laughed way harder than i should of at the
>or fucking fight me
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>>715303535
they used to have coconut pop tarts, back in the 70s, but no one remembers except me
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>>715303604
fpbp

Lightly toasted, you can almost convince yourself it's a higher-quality pastry.
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>>715303535
>>715303604
These two. I prefer brown sugar but smores are also excellent. Strawberry is pretty good too. Everything else can fuck off.
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Frosted cherry. Anyone who says otherwise is a nigger.
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Anyone else also cover your cinnamon pop tarts in butter?
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>>715303535
If you aren't Chocolate Fudge masterrace then you're a nigger
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>>715305022
fucking disgusting tbh
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Cherry
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Hot fudge sundae is actually the only correct answer, all others are false and retarded

also red-velvet is a close second
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frosted wild berry, smores, double chocolate fudge, strawberry, the peanut butter ones with chocolate icing tho
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>>715305383
kill yourself you degenerate lardass
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>>715305530
those r also super fire
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>>715305530
These are respectable choices
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>>715305543
im a brown sugar cinnamon fag but if im toasted enough i will destroy some of those wildberry poptars granted we are out of the brown sugar cinnamon ones
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As long as it's not unfrosted, it's edible.

Unfrosted can literally suck my shit thru a straw
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The only ones I like are apple
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>>715305727
yes
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>>715305530
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>>715305383
Fuck it, Ill try it
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AYYO HOL UP
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basic af I know
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chocolate chip or wild berry, what's wrong with you niggers
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Anyone try caramel Apple flavor? Saw in store but didn't buy it
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>>715305727
You sure about that?
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>>715305543
Those peanut butter ones are filled with lies and sins of the old ones. Get yourself some top quality Frosted Chocolate Fudge poptarts
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>>715305951
cnt go wrong tho. the sprinkles make it
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>>715305022
They're weird and kinda bacony. Gf likes but I think they're not great
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>>715305905
what a stupid fucking flavor for poptarts

the blandest, most unsatisfying unsweet fruit thats only worth a shit because its refreshing on a hot day. trash filling for a hot pastry.
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>>715305951
also original as fuck. nothing wrong with original.
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>>715306005
the choc icing on them is crunchy and just perfect tho...hate the peanut butter by itself
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Just me?
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>>715306060
Watermelon bubblegum is pretty nice though.
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>>715306160
Too bad you eat the like icon for a second before the old ones are spewing their jizz down your throat in the form of shitty dry peanut-butter flavored misery.
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>>715303535
Chocolate fudge. Fucking awesome, just ate 2 not even 5 minutes ago.
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>>715306271
Well at least that makes sense. Bubblegum is meant to be refreshing and juicy, like a watermelon is. But watermelon has no place in any kind of confection.
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>>715306321
*The icing
How the fuck did I say the like icon?
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Fucking red velvet. The rest are a disgrace on the poptarts name.
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>>715303803
>>715304051
>>715304955
>>715305235
>>715305313
salute to the brown sugar cinnamon poptarts.
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>>715303535
>pic related
dont tell me that cookie dough isnt the best
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>>715306214
sure
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>>715306214
Faggot
In other words, yes
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>>715306479
mhmhmhmhm
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>>715303535
The one op posted
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Poptarts. Peasants. Join the Master Race!!
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>>715305957
I agree with wild berry. Loved that shit ever since I was little.
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>>715305989
gtfo
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>>715305383
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>>715306650
This. Is. Where. It's. At.
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>>715304970
Yes
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>>715306025
>>715306129
thank you guys
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>>715306650
apple cinnamon toaster strudel or you can fuck right off.
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>>715306650
>having a little packet of jizz to put on your (((strudel)))
degenerates like you belong on a cross
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>>715303604
This /thread

>>715303535
Sure as fuck not this
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>>715306650
meh there was never enough icing and getting even coverage was a hassle. when the strudels were good they were fucking good, but far less consistent than the noble pop tart. sometimes that shit wouldn't heat evenly, it'd be cold in the middle or scalding hot
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>>715306650
>Not Strawberry Cream
Nigga, the only good cherry that exists is maraschino.
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>>715306650
The breakfast ones are fucking golden 10/10 makes me cum everytime
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>>715303535
OP's moms pussy
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>>715306650
A greater potential, but a lower average than a good ol poptart.

Never enough icing. I would usually only eat half of one.
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>>715305347
That's actually what a nigger what pick because there isn't grape.....
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>>715306650
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>>715305347
Have you tried extra cherry?
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>>715305905
I had these they r gross
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>>715306930
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>>715305530
hot fudge sundae first, s'mores second
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>>715306930
The point about strudels not heating evenly goes double for this. When these fuckers were perfectly heated they were prime breakfast junk food, easily as good as anything off the McDonalds breakfast menu, but half the time it was gross and cold in the middle.
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>>715307054

there is grape and it is magnificent
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>>715306930
As a kid, I could eat 3 of these and be ok. Now, I'd need 5. They're good, but they are not filling.
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>>715307374
Shoving those up a hipsters ass.
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>>715307332
I have never seen this wtf I'm 28
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>>715303604
This and Wildberry.
>>715306650
Wildberry or GTFO
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>>715305022
thought this was fake until researched
I bet this is a canadian thing
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>>715307272
I know : (
>only superb when you overheat them and then let them cool down a lil bit
but my bitch ass fuckn ate them slightly cold or nah
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>>715303535
smores is fucking shit tier.
Blueberry and Wild Berry are best
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>>715307617
Patience is a virtue.

But time and tide wait for no man.
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>>715307396
Definitely not filling : (
But they're good as a grab n go type o' food man
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>>715307272
not sure what kind of toaster you're using but mine heated them perfectly everytime
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>>715307777
>THEM QUADS
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>>715307777
checked mate.
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>>715307617
Get the fuck out you degenerate fuckwit
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>>715307837
Also my favourite, thanks clorox-chan
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Best
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>>715305595
topkek
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>>715307963
Oh God, I threw up in my mouth a little
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>>715307940
: (
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>>715303535
This

Smores sounds good but it's shit compared to masterace poptar picrelated
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>>715308156
Oh shit that's athing?
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Strawberry unfrosted. Its the OG. Anyone old enough to suspect that Pop Tarts have changed their thickness to thinner? Maybe they are more consistent. IDK they seem thinner than in the early 90s.
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>>715307963
Barf
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>>715307963

fucking filth
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>>715308321
they definitely got thinner
everything got a bit healthier
look at mickey deez, their fries used be 75% grease but they were better than crack
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>>715308251
I've been getting them every week since they've come out. MUST toast them though. They're kinda gross non toasted.
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>>715308390
there is a carls jr and hardies like 20 - 25 mins away from me in westland or some shit. im in detroit. still have to try one of the fucking burgers
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>>715303535
Ahem
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>>715303604
Ahem
BROWN SUGAR IS SHIT AND IT TASTE TERRIBLE...Fuck yall with your low tier taste buds.
Smores is kay
Strawberry good
Blueberry is pretty bomb
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>>715308640
Kinda boring. I mean, yeah chocolate's tasty but I like a little variation in every bite.
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>>715309150
oh my god WRONG shut up and kill yourself now peasant
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Brown sugar
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It seems like brown sugar is objectively the most popular flavor among /b/tards for some reason. I wonder what it is about this flavor that makes it so superior to others?
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>>715309150
>>715308640
aww samefag
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>>715309341
because you're supposed to be on twitch right now watching somebody, underage b&
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>>715309408
>>715309602
nice pepes can i save?
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>>715309602
lmao blow it out your ass faggot
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>>715309699
check mate nice dubs. go ahead and save away /b/ro
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>>715305132
fucking kys you faggot, do you really screenshot people's responses to your posts
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>>715305383
yes after toasting them
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>>715309727
no hate. i am the b0atmeister
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>>715309941
>>715309727
>>715309150
>>715308640
samefag
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>>715308585
youre telling me you never had a cars jr burger before?
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>>715303535
Apple imo
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>>715310076
random group of posts, how are samefag
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>>715310108
nope cuz i dont own a car. poorfag.
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>>715310191
so you're saying i'm 2/2 on the group posts? so now we are getting somewhere
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>>715310196
I didnt know people like this existed. I also thought in places like detroit you couldnt fund good fresh food but an abundance of fast food. America can be pretty fucked in some areas.
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>>715303604
Good man.
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>>715310380
carls jr isnt in detroit, its in a rich city like 20 - 30 minutes away lol
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>>715310587
I thought we only have hardee's in the midwest
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>>715310827
the commercials they show here where im at say carls jr and hardee's so im assuming the one they have in westland or wherever the fuck it is like 20 - 30 minutes away its literally a carls jr and hardees in 1 or maybe not idk i never been there anon
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Unfrosted strawberry
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>>715311067
In the west they have Carl's Jr. In midwest and East they have Hardee's. Different names but fundamentally the same restaurant
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>>715311236
Alright so both are equally fuckin blessed with delicousness im guessin, the burgers and deals they show look fuckin raw
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>>715303535
caramel complexion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
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>>715311236
to be honest I think Hardees is kind of shit. Their burgers are meh, their chicken is ok but everything is overpriced.
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>>715311605
Aren't they the same restaurant but just different names? Or do they sell different items as well?
You may have visited a shitty one
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This is my jam
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>>715303535
Plain flavor is best
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>>715303535
We don't have poptarts in Norway :c
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>>715305957
My nigga
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>>715311866
what is even inside that?
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>>715311866
dubs speak truth plain flavor is best
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I ate a whole box of these a few minutes ago. Nothing can compete.
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>>715312207
just plain
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Fuck this thread. Its late, no stores near me are open and I want pop tarts. Fucking hell.
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>>715305905
Negro detected
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>>715306797
I tip my cap to you, sir
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>>715312349
Sorry you live in "Urban Utopia" I have Walmart <5 mins away.
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>>715312349
kek is unhappy

>captcha was about pizza
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>>715307963

Get on my nostalgic level fagget
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>>715306060
Top tier fruit, but that's not the argument
Keep that away from my poptarts
I agree to removing the melon from the tart
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>>715308156
These are fucking dope halfway into the box... But then when you're at one packet left you're like "fuck I want a wild berry pop tart".

Its the icing dude.
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>>715306479
My nigga
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>>715305905
Nigga, watermelon is good on candy, in soda, fuck I'll put that in wine but not on my fucking poptart
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>>715312766

if by nostalgic you mean white trash
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>>715304970
Finally a proper fag
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>no chocolate peanut butter
>no blueberry
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>>715304557
>basic normie shit
>posts an even more normal flavor, one much older and very popular

nigger
just
fucking...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>715312975
You know you loved those fish you communist.
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>>715303535
the flavor that comes from a traps ass
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>>715303803
toasted s'mores with a cold glass of milk gets me rock hard
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>>715306479
these are the shit; it sounds like it would be too sweet, but they're great
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>>715307508
usually by age 28, one has seen all variations of Pop Tart flavors; did you grow up in Croatia or something
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>>715303535
This one.
https://youtu.be/nZibl5kvmrI
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>>715313387
I've learned through my many years of life to never EVER trust anyone that eats unfrosted Pop Tarts. No rhyme or reason. Just fact.
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i had some great ones a while ago, they were peanut butter something; no frosting, but dusted with sugar. mmm
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>>715303535
Tell me this isn't superior and I'll be triggered
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>>715313908
could they pick a more hideous picture of a poptart?
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>>715312288
True
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>>715313908
Close second (three way tied with chocolate chip and frosted wild berry)
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>>715314094
Then 3rd (technically 5th)
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>>715314184
Yummy
>>715313908
These look tasty
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>>715314266
Get on my pop tart level
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>>715313905
Left
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>>715314383
I had those are amazing as well
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>>715313387
Ugh not a fan of these
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>>715314479
yeah, i recommend those; the ones on the right look good too
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>>715313908
Fuuuk haven't had these in the image related and want them
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>>715303535
Strawberry or cherry.
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am i the only one that fucks with the store brand poptarts? they have their merits
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>>715311780
Yes, he's an idiot.
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>>715312008
They're actually really mediocre at best anon. I assure you, you aren't missing out on much.
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>>715315063
Agreed my nigga.

Store brand regular (strawberry/cherry) iced ones are dank. The smores can be as well, rarely the fudge though.
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>>715315307

But you also don't get flavors like this from store brand
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>>715312318
Kek there is no such thing as plain you weirdo. All of them have some sort of fruit / filling inside.
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>>715312318
Kekd
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>>715303535
Thread should be called fat fucks cant fuck so they eat poptarts
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>>715315307
i've had good luck with chocolate ones; i like how the crust is more crumbly and floury or something, sometimes the frosting is way harder and thicker too
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>>715303535
Has anyone tried this nasty looking combination yet
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>>715313387
WHY ARE YOU HERE?? GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YU POS
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>>715305530
1) hot fudge sundae
2) cookies and cream
3) s'mores

this is the definitive ranking
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>>715315489
Maybe Kroger just sucks
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>>715305951
classic. i'm here for it
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>>715305022
These are gross. And the "bacon" looks like moldy cancer. And it just tastes like salty stale maple.
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>>715315635
yeah, i'm talking Safeway or Walmart
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>>715303604
this, only the frosted kind of course
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>>715315377
>>715314963
Both amazin
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>>715306650
fuck off, only the toaster scrambles were good and you know it.
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>>715315879
<3
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>>715306214
frosted cherry > *
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>>715307272
used my mom's high power blow dryer to heat the middle, worked like a charm as a kid
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My favourtie pop toot is cum flavor
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>>715308585
youre not missing out on anything
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>>715315982
What the fuck?
Why didnt you just throw it back in the toaster?
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>>715312887
wow, thought I was the only person to experience this
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>>715313366
Really? I've passed em up like ten times because I thought they'd be sickening sweet.

Cookie dough is the best ice cream though so I'm always tempted.
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>>715304970
Strawberry is God. Brown sugar cinnamon, and smores is an hero
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>>715307837
My flavor
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>>715315546
It doesn't need frosting if you have sweet and tart filling. It would only interfere.

I swear you fucking millenials have to make everything so "extreme". When I was a kid in the 80s we had cherry, strawberry, brown sugar, apple, and blueberry. None of this hyper infused chocolate Oreo cheesecake bullshit. Why can't you guys just eat a normal fucking pastry, it's already close enough to be desert it shouldn't be eating actual desert for fucking breakfast
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>>715305383
It's so frickin good
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>>715316274
MOTHER FUCKER, THERE NEEDS TO BE A S'MORES/PEANUTBUTTER/CHOCOLATE/BROWNSUGARCINNAMON/ICING+SPARKLES FLAVOR, ITS NOT ENOUGH
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>>715305905
is this real?
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>>715305951
No other choice for respectable white men
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>>715316198
yeah dude, check them out; not as sickeningly sweet as most flavors surprisingly
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>>715316084
and burn it? what are you an amateur? i have a bus to catch, i don't have time to burn and overheat this thing and then wait for it to cool down.

what a ridiculous idea
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>>715315556
Cookies and cream get
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>>715316835
I dont know if this is b8 or just autism
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>>715316274
Holy shit you're actually crying about too many poptart flavor ahahahaha
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>>715316779
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>>715312207
>>715312318
>what's inside that
>just plain

My fuckin sides anon
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>>715316274
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>715310380
We have the largest public market district in the United States tho
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>>715303535
Ass flavored
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>>715316938
try it for yourself, retard. if i stick it back in the toaster, it's gonna burn. it's a simple fact. i ran a very tight schedule. i simply couldn't afford the luxury of "putting it back in the toaster"
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>>715317704
>Toasting your pop-tart

Faggot.
>>
>>715317918
I know what a pleb who probably doesn't even owe a microwave lmao xddd
>>
>>715317918
pleb/10
>it's better than vagina on your dick
>>
>>715317704
well i guess you gotta do what you gotta do
>>
>>715311866
>>715312207
>>715312267
What the hell, you Amish home-schooled freaks
>>
i only eat the crust and throw the rest out
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>>715317222
Cccccccchecked
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>>715317918
This.

been waiting on someone to say this
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>>715318222
also ccccccchecked
>>
>>715316451
family guy reference? i want to kill myself for knowing this
>>
>>715318216
consumerist cuck doesn't even know plain flavor
probably 12 yrs old, 580 lbs, with type 10 diabetes
>>
>>715318275
Who the fuck doesnt toast their poptart? thats the best way to eat it, nice and warm like a pussy. What the fuck
>>
>>715318222
>Trips of truth
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>>715305530
Absolutely the only flavor that should count as food
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>>715318351
My dad says the only people who toast their pop-tarts, are Texans and mental patients.
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>>715303604
Only two flavors I can stand are brown sugar cinnamon un/frosted and unfrosted strawberry.

The rest are diabetes coma inducing garbage. They're too sweet.
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> not one mention of French Toast

My all-time fucking flavor and I can't find it where I live.
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>>715318283
Yes it was. Haha
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>>715314184
I fucking loved these, i only had them once at my friends house in the 3rd grade, then never had them again
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>>715318502
Jesus
I guess no one here has experienced the right way to eat a poptart
i mean eating it normal is good too, but its a +++ experience when you toast it fuck
>>
>>715318502

I don't think he understands what a fucking "toaster pastry" is.
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>>715318502
Fuckin bad news bears quote. Ketchup and hot dogs and such.
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>>715318644
>also this
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>>715305905
had it tastes like the watermelon hubba bubba id give it a 5/10
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>>715313596
many fucking keks
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My personal favorite
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>>715318644
I shit on ur dubs faggot. Toasting it fucking sucks
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>>715313387
What're you some sort of faggot?
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>>715318644
You quoted the wrong person dumbass
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>>715318866

Damn, your dubs are strong. I still stand by my statement.
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>>715318878
gtfo you faggot dont even try
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>>715318585
I am about to impart the TRUE way to eat a poptart
you will need: 1 poptart preferably strawberry, a toaster, some butter, a gram of weed
>smoke weed
>get high
>toast poptart
>apply butter
>let cool
>viola
>best meal ever
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>>715318664
Jesus Christ that was an obscure reference to pick up on but u are 100% correct
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>>715318932
Hey everybody, look at this retard.
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>>715316274
lmao it is never enough you fucking retard.
do you not understand the world of poptarts? are you that uninvolved in society?
It will never be enough.
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>>715307777
checked
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>>715318973
>honestly
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>>715319077
Thanks
>also checked
>>
>>715319040
looked and kek'd
>>
The cookie dough ones are my shit.
>>
>>715319223
ogreed
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>>715319051
Did that guy blame pop-tarts having frosting on millennials? Perhaps he SHOULD anhero
>>
>>715318851
O my fuck. I bet that's delicious
>>
>>715316274

Your tears are enough to create a new Generation X flavored Pop Tart.
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>>715306479
For sure
>>
Pretty sure this is the best flavor. Pretty sure thats why they still have this flavor in the stores and its usually sold out.
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dis
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>>715319471
Isn't millennial like 76-94 birth year? So if he was a kid in the 80s then he is more than likely a fucking millennial himself anyways.
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>>715319689
Surrender, u already lost bud
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>>715319630
guys get in here lets get this faggot to embarrass himself
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>>715320027
i think you mean someone else
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>>715319689
I always loved blue raspberry candy as a kid so i kind of want to try those.
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>>715318938
what is he trying
>>
1. SMores
2. Choc PB
3. Unfrosted strawberry
4. Choc Fudge
5. Blueberry/Brown sugar
>>
The only way to truly eat a poptart of any flavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqqNr-hjh6M
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>>715303535
Frosted strawberry
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>>715320237
cancer
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>>715320170
https://www.yahoo.com/style/we-ate-and-ranked-all-27-pop-tart-flavors-118948566321.html
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>>715320237
>being this new
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She is kind of ugly but at the same time she's kind of cute, i don't know how to explain it.
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