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Trips decide how i kill myself

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Trips decide how i kill myself
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>>715302963
commit a suicide
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A wound in the anus
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>>715303078
Bump!
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Knife in the throat bch
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rape a kike
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>>715303078
TRIPS NOWWWWWWWWWW!!
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sharpie in pooper
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>>715303187
if i get no trips i'm doing this one
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get a broom and put a little bit of the pole in ur ass then jump off ur house cannon ball style
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>>715303078
!
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>>715303078
!!
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>>715302963

starving
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Dont.
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>>715302963

Old age.
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You don't kill yourself
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Shoot up a school
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Don't
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>>715303293
what is with everyones obsession with my ass? something creative, quads and im doing in a public area
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Die of old age
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You live out the rest of your miserable life.
So that everyday you die a little on the inside.
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>>715303489
fine, then put it in ur mouth and jump head first. same effect
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>>715303380
This
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stick a needle between your nails and fingers until you bleed out
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a long agonizing death of being alive
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You don't
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Open your oven, turn it up high, and put your head in it with a towel over your shoulders. die.
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>>715303766
reroll
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Stick a butt plug in your ass
Don't ever remove it
Die of septic shock
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>>715302963
Peacefully
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>>715302963
booty tooch
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>>715302963
By natural aging process.
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Your not going to kill yourself
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>>715302963
Drink acid
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>>715302963
hammer get
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Stick your penis in a baby
Run out in public
????
Death!
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>>715302963
eat poop until you die
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>>715302963
Drink acid (reroll)
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>>715303380
roll
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BE THE NEW ACID CHAN
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>>715304122
Rolling
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>>715304122
i remember this thread, rip acid chan.
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>>715302963
fill ass with ANFO and make a crater in the earth in middle of nowhere
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>>715302963
Old age
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By dying from cancer by browsing 9gag 8 hours a day.
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You don't
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Roll for old age
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>>715302963
Toaster in bathtub.
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>>715302963
DEATH BY SNU SNU
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>>715302963

noodle
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Die of old age
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>>715304122
IN MEMORY OF ACID CHAN OP
MURATIC FUCKING ACID
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>>715304122
roll
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Craft one of these and then use it on yourself on live stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s
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>>715303995
Rolling for top kek
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dress up as a gorilla and wait for a ignorant black child to jump into your enclosure. 9/10 times it is fatal (lost a very dear friend to this method).
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Shive a toaster up your ass then shoot yourself in the face
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>>715304698
reroll
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>>715304698
TRIPS GET

THIS
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>>715304698
this
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jump in a pool full pillows
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>>715304698
this op

trips get
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>>715304698
this rollerino
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Run and don't stop even if you get to the ocean
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>>715304122
Roll... OP must take after him
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>>715304698
GIMME DEM TRIPS

THIS OP
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suck your own dick to death
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>>715304698
Op do this.

Let's see if I get the trips
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>>715304698
Reroll.
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>>715304698
TRIPS THIS
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>>715304698
Don't do this. Samefag is real on this...
>>715303380
Do this instead
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>>715304698
reroll
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>>715304698
THIS
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a knife up your ass
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>>715304698
GIMME THE TRIPS
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>>715304122
Rolling
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>>715304698
PUT THE TRIPS IN THE BAG FAGGOT

OP THIS
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>>715305317
well, that would be interesting and i would be on the news but i also care about people, next shooting will probably be me
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>>715302963
Smoke dmt, 1g on dab rig.
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Fap 13 times on cam
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Die from Death.
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>>715304698
a wholeeeeeeeee new worldddddddddd a place I've neverrrrr been beforeeeee

TRIPS FAGGOT OP DO THIS
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>>715303995
Rolling for the gets. Come on OP. Let's see the an hero for real!
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>>715302963
Jumping into a pool of chlorine triflouride.
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>>715303380
Roll
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>>715303340

reroll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mi88gydfYI
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>>715304698
fucking what
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old age
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>>715304698
this faggot

trips check em
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>>715302963
Tie heavy rocks to your feet, row out to the middle of a lake and throw yourself overboard.
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AIDS
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>>715303799
Holy kek
We need this
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>>715304698
ROODY POO DO THIS MF

TRIPS
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water intoxication
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Gas the kikes, race war now.
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Stuff yourself full of pickles, paint yourself green then run down the streets of St. Louis yelling "Pickle Nigger Pickle Nigger"
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Looks like OP gets to live another day.
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>>715304698
HI I'M CHRIS HANSEN. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE
TRIPS, OP DO THIS
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Do drugs, hire prostitutes for a 3way, live a long life
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>>715304698
This. Trips.
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Run through a black neighborhood while screaming "niggers"
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By beginning a daily life change of eating a healthy diet, getting the essential vitamins and minerals, especially Vitamin D, by taking mood and mental health supplements like 5-htp, l-tyrosine, and gingko biloba.

You will eventually start to feel healthier physically, and in return.. mentally. The world will begin to seem a lot easier of an opponent to face due to your newfound positivity that you possessed all along.

Eventually you'll die by having forced yourself to better yourself and choosing to stay alive after realizing your depression, anxiety, and hopelessness is all silly delusion/illusion manifested by your lack of being health conscious and by allowing your ego to drag you down.
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By extending your life thru careful living, good diet and exercise, partaking in relationships, finding true love, siring 2 children, being a supportive loving father and husband, investing wisely for your future, and only after many happy years on a death bed surrounded by family and loved ones whos lives you have changed for the better.
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Live stream yourself running up to a cop with a knife so you die at his hands instead of your own
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go to a school with a shitload of paintball guns and hit a bunch of kids with paintballs of various colors, then when the cops show up charge the cops with paintball guns blazing.
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>>715305600
Reroll for school shooting
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>>715304698
Hello all. I'm moot. I summon trips.

OP do this.
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Op here, next person to get dubs decides
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Get a gym membership and work out 6 hours a day so all the ladies are like "AWWW YISS" and you don't want to die anymore.
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>>715303380
草泥马
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>>715304698
op I want this. Roll
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>>715303380
THIS
COME ON FUCKING KILL EVERYONE
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>>715303380
操你妈
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>>715305938
you know what? maybe. idk. i hope so
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>>715305988
Pickle Nigger
>>715305797
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>>715305946

reroll for school shooting with nothing but paintball guns
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>>715305797
Roll
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>>715306056
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>715303380
Fuck me, can't get trips to end someone's life
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Try this
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Go and shoot those BLM fucktards.
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Malice yourself with a shoehorn
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>>715303380
School shooting it is...
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eat so much pudding that it comes out your eyes
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>>715304698
this.
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overdose on THC
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>>715305796
Roll?
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Cut your cock off and shove it down your throat till you die.
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God, the samefagging in this thread is real

reroll for paintball massacre
>>715305946
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>>715304698
This please.

CHECK EM
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>>715306145
Kek
IF I GET REPEATING DIGITS SHOOT UP A SCHOOL
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self immolation
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This
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>>715306222

winrar

get the gas OP
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>>715305944
I still like this idea best. If there is any justice, this will come up.
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>>715302963
death by partying. drink and do drugs until you feel your body refuses to continue. if you wake up the next day just rinse and repeat until dead
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>>715306255
He said dubs so uh... do these count now?
>>715306222
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>>715306222
TRIPS ILL FUCKING DO IT BYE GUYS
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>>715306183
FUCK OFF RANDY

>>715304698
this roll
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>>715306222

WINRAR
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Drive a car off a cliff, while shooting off fireworks and do a triple flip off the bonnet.
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>>715306183
fuck off randy
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>>715304698
this roll.
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Here are trips, first reply decides
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>>715306388
i'll gas myself
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>>715306183
Fuck off randy!
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>>715304698
REROOLL
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Organ failure

>u don't need what money you have left anyway
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>>715306183
FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY
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>>715304698
THIS TRIPS GET
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>>715306183
aint nobody got a gut like that can be 'off' the cheese burgers
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>>715306183
fuck off you fucking cheeseburger walrus
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masturbate to death
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>>715306655
Kek
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rip your own head off while shouting there can be only one
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cigarettes
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expose yourself to toxic levels of radiation
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Drink bleach on stream
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eat yourself like David Blaine did in South Park
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>>715306762

this
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>>715306677
I'm sorry, but dub dubs checked
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get small pox and die from it
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>>715306771
A classic OP. Why not this?
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>>715302963
Old age or heart attack from obesity
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>>715306771
THIS

H

I

S
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>>715306079
I went from using substances daily for years (alcohol, research chemicals, DXM, opiates, weed, and benzos), being emotionally and socially retarded due to depression, so anxious I couldn't even do the most mundane of activities and could barely leave the house, and I was making plans of suicide in 2017.

I now see the beauty in life again and realize all my bullshit was an illusion.

I used to think all the peace and positivity stuff was fucking cheesy and bullshit, but now I realize just how fucking real it is. Saved my fucking soul. I feel like I can do anything I put my mind to, and when I fail.. I don't dwell.. I learn from it. I can deal with stress and shit so much better now.

It just takes patience, but I promise that it's possible.. It took me this entire year. I did a lot of self analyzing and adjustments to my diet and lifestyle. It feels fucking great, man.
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>>715306814
>>715306677
trips police
>trips police

if op kills himself over this he'll be in a tonne of trouble
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>>715306677
reroll
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Old age
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>>715302963
How 'bout you get therapy instead eh?
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>>715302963
Starve to death while watching Skeletor compilations on YouTube
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>>715306771
Rolling
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>>715302963
You live until you are old, then die with your family surrounding your bedside.
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suicide by gorilla
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Op here, i have re-thinked this and i just need to get my life under control, i have things to live for.
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roll to death
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