Secrets/advice/vent thread

This is my first year at Uni, and I'm pretty sure I just failed all of my classes

My personal copy pasta from last thread.

I drugged my wife once while in the club so guys could play with her, and I'm thinking of doing it again.
Also I get turned on by the thought of her being coerced in to sex or blackmailed to do depraved sexual acts.

I started a fast on Saturday. Found out my supervisor was getting fired Monday. Was told I was to interview for the position Wednesday (today), later in the day. Dinner last night had no fiber in it. Had a sensible chuckle during the end of the interview, and shit myself.

my ex girlfriend was shot in the head trying to hide my identity

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little secret thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" tumblr photography book, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan asking people that you've never met to post their secrets. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic tumblrcuck NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THIS IS A SAFE SPACE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

>>715283230
Sounds intense.

>>715283275
Aw, buddy. Need a hug?

considering ECT for untouchable depression and anxiety, any anons ever go through with it? any advice?

>>715283275
I'm not fat but the rest of it yeah.

>>715283577
I knew someone who found it be very beneficial. Has it actually been offered to you?

>>715283230
what identity?

>>715283737
>>715283509

She was french. died in thailand.
Reasons unknown
they tried to track me down through her email address afterwards

>>715283825
Is this a Jason Bourne thing? I only saw the first one.

>>715283677
yeah by my psychotherapist, just worried about frying my brain at a young age (21) before its fully developed

>>715282671
When I was 17 I had a dream about fucking my friend's (then) 12 year old sister, and it was quite vivid.

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>>715282671
I've recently become infatuated with one of the new generation Pokémon.

>Pic very related

I don't brush my teeth, my gf tickles my asshole till i fall asleep everynight and im also a pedo. I came out to her and it went bad so played it off as a bad joke, now im careful

>>715283943
I mean, it's not like they show in the movies. It's meant to be quite gentle. Have you talked to them about your fears? I have no idea what the age limit is.

>>715284127
>I don't brush my teeth
kys

>>715284033
Jesus wtf happened to that series?

at the moment i feel like my only two options in life are to an hero, or completely leave my current life behind and start completely fresh somewhere else.

Nice try fbi

>>715284197
Do the second one. Sounds fun.

When I was a graduate assistant at my old HS in early 20's met this 14 year old that looked at least 18.

Talking to her in between classes turned into texting which turned into long phone conversations which turned into me taking her v card at a hotel after we "dated" for four months.

Her best friend knew but kept her mouth shut. Girl was obsessed with me and had some issues. Admittedly used her obsession and youth to keep her under my thumb for months. She once told me she would literally die without me. Knowing her I kinda took it serious.

Drove her home from school every day with a stop at my apartment to fuck first. Had a pregnancy scare which freaked both of us.

I finally had to end it and she reacted as you would expect. For the next month we hooked up off and on which was her way of trying to get me back. Finally my grad asst assignment ended and I cut it off completely. Heard she spent some time in a psych ward and legit felt awful because to this day she has never ratted me out.

>>715284599
nice dubs

but where englandfag here

I know the Internet is a wonderful place to get almost any content for free, but how much would you pay for a subscription of a dirty snapchat? I'm trying to develop some extra cash and I tend to have that token "alternative" chick style. I definitely want to try establishing that and sending Polaroids but I seem to get mixed answers on what folks would actual commit to supporting

>>715284726
Was she blond?

>>715284822
Huh? I'm English if that's what you mean.

i kind of want to try gay sex

>>715284182
Sex, sex happened to it and I want some.

>>715285025
Ahh, i am also English as well what part?

I'm straight with a girlfriend and all but for some reason I want to actually perform a gay sex act

Best sex of my life was with my son's girlfriend. I caught them screwing around and I did the upset parent thing, read them the riot act, "you're too young, this is risky, why aren't you using protection," etc. Raged at them, then drove her home while he stayed in his room. The whole time she was crying, saying "Please don't tell my parents, I'l do anything..." Anything? So I got her in the backseat, plowed her, came inside her, and bought her Plan B to be safe.

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hey i found cool bookmarks for your book

Well, I've been talking to this girl a fair bit, and she has reminded me of her birthday twice, several months apart

First time was reasonable enough. She asked me when mine was, and then said hers. (Also was one of the two to actually say something on my birthday)

Second was a bit more specific. We were on the topic of plans over break, and she specifically brought up her 21st birthday being 2 days after x-mas.


Probably over thinking it, but their might be something there?

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I killed a man in reno
just to watch him die

>>715285683
>>715285104
We've all been there.

I think that stuff seems to be going well? I hope.

In the past I tried to meet up with her a couple times but every time she would agree that we should, but she was busy with family or work mostly. (Never actually met up though)

But this last time we were talking (via text) for a good portion of the day with steadily more detailed messages as we went on. Ultimately I mentioned how we should meet up over winter break. To which she seemed to respond positively with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

That seems to definitely be a positive response, but I am still kinda concerned that we might not actually meet up. Partially because of her sudden change in responses. What could have lead to her suddenly agreeing to get together?

Eh, I guess I'll just roll with it it, and try to meet up for what ever this is. Maybe it's a date? Maybe it's not. It's still very ambiguous. She definitely knows that I am romantically interested and her actions indicate that there may be some interest with me. Her wording almost seems to reflect that as well, maybe?

Another concern is that we never acknowledge each other in person but we have no issues with text.
We'll regularly walk past each other without out much more than eye contact and a slight smile. That is the furthest extent of in person interaction

Is a slight incest story ok?

>>715286876
go ahead

>>715285502
Surrey. You?

>>715286922

Fuck it, man. Just read that the users here are traceable. My story involves a cousin. Under 18 (although both were under). And one more detail which I don't have the balls to say now.

>>715287186
Also, remember

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I've been dating this girl since April. She's really hot but not very bright so conversations have to be really easy and we have to watch movies without a lot of plot to them.
After 7 months of trying she finally gave me her anal cherry and has been down for anything since then. I got the holy grail treatment 2 weeks ago where she agreed to a threesome with a gorgeous girl we picked up at a bar.
I broke up with her 2 days ago because I didn't want to have to get her a Christmas present. It was completely out of the blue and she isn't taking it well.
I don't have any more sexual goals for us, so I don't think that I'll even consider going back with her.

>>715287339
Oh, fuck. Didn't see that lol. Nevermind my comments then. Mine is true.

>>715287186
Sexual contact with my step sister began very early in my life. .she wanted it, I wanted it. I opened some of my cousins up to it also at a very young age. My Demons are slowly catching up with me. My self hatred is constantly something I fight. Tell your story, I posted everything on here. . .fuck it. .Noone can make it worse. .self destruction is an art. Call me Picaso.

>>715287553
So.. you're basically the poster child for "Men are pigs"

>>715282671
I occasionally get psoriasis on the shaft of my dick. It always clears up, but leave a spot that is lighter and pinker than the rest. This makes my cock look like it has vitiligo (I am white). I am afraid to whip it out in well lighted conditions for the ladies, now.

2nd year of high school, Teacher is complete bitch to everyone.
decide to Robin Hood this shit, call the office and say she has an emergency call, she leaves the room with her computer unlocked, i change all the grades in the class to B+ or better and then poor a entier bottle of eye drops in her coffee, next day i find out she is in the hospital and wont be back for a while.. we all pass.... Should i feel Bad?

I'm not fucking good at anything, am too uncoordinated, and clumsy. I am not creative. I am completely retarded when it comes to math. I am social retarded. I can't write worth shit. I am a bundle of inferior genes. I fail at everything I do and I have too little of an attention span to learn.

>>715288041
That's a Win in my book.

>>715288041
No, sound's like she deserved it.

For years I fapped with
- a grip MANY, MANY times tighter than pussy
- a pump MANY times faster than hips can thrust
- focus on the sweet spot the way a hole can't
- edged to prolong the fun
- all while looking at unrealistically pretty pronstarlets

Now when I get pussy, it is VERY hard for me to come in it. It feels like trying to fuck a bucket of warm water.

If only I'd have started fucking @ 15 instead of 20!!!

Learn from my mistakes /b/ros.

I'd say I'm the poster boy for "don't stick around for a girl who uses sex to get you to love her".

>>715288314
I'd switch places in a heartbeat dude. I've had sex twice and came within 15 seconds both times.. Thankfully didn't know the girls. One was a MILF I got in contact with online and one was an escort. I'm 19.

>>715283160
Greentext with lots of deets now

>>715288627
Lmao if thats all she has to offer shes trash just like any other hoe. Find a girl with a brrain

>>715288627
Nah, you're a pig who led a girl on and dumped her for horrifically fickle reasons

>>715288698

That problem will probably take care of itself as time goes on and your adrenaline rush drops when you get laid.

Plus... look on the bright side.. . if it doesn't you'll never have trouble convincing your girl to blow you!

The pretty, tight, and willing are good for now. I figure that by the time I want to get married I will have got all the crazy pussy you need to last a lifetime.

Oink, oink. Who the fuck cares?

>>715288314
Nearly 20, virgin, but this will change soon and I'll have a GF in a couple of months.
I'm in a similar position as you with fapping, im not doing it so tight or fast, but i'm edging for sometimes multiple hours. Minimum fap time is 1 hour.
How fucked am I for when I wanna cum while having sex?

>>715288041
Ya when she Came back We hid her car keys from her and she had to sleep up at the school for 2 days before she found them

I smoke weed and drink massive amounts of alcohol. My parents disapprove of both actions heavily, and they don't know anything about what I do. They are also paying for my university and giving me the money I spend on that stuff.

>>715288898

Lol. Doesn't matter. The first time I met the MILF, she started giving me a blowjob, got hard in seconds and came 5 seconds later. 5 minutes later, we began round two, she got me hard again in about a minute and then she was on top riding, lasted 10 seconds max.

Same happened with the escort.. It's such a confidence destroyer.

>>715289329
This is why our world is crumbling.... oh well fuck it

>>715289329
White privilege.

>>715289681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life's been weighing down on me a lot recently. I plan to kill myself soon, my mother is experiencing kidney failure and since I'm healthy I'm letting her have one of mine, and once I get a pain killer prescription, it will be an "accidental" overdose. Surgery is in five months. Nobody knows I plan to do it.

>>715289905
What kind of mother takes an organ from her son? Doesnt she have any other family/friends?

>>715289905
You better post before you do

>>715289113
>How fucked am I for when I wanna cum while having sex?

No way to tell /b/ro.

In the end, all that is important is that you stop and fuck the girl.

Don't worry about it if you come in 1 minute or 1 hour.

You'll be better off for it.

>>715290070
Not really. Fathers divorced, two aunts lost to cancer, nieces and nephews couldn't care, and my brother ran off to marry a transexual vampire (Not a fucking joke). So its me or dialysis for the rest of her life.
>>715290155
I already planned to, I'm debating streaming it but I don't want anyone to find my mother and show her or harass her.

>>715290070
my mom took my organ if you know what I mean

>>715289905
Pain killers will ruin the liver.
Moron.
Good Day Sir.

>>715290165
This

Learn foreplay, make sure she blows that lady load, exhaust her. There are a lot of guys who would be glad to last 10+ minutes when straight up fucking

>>715289348

/b/ro . . . . it's a LONG way from unheard of.

Stop fretting and keep fucking. The first few times don't dictate your whole sex life.

Just keep fucking and it'll take care of itself.

If worse comes to worse (and make sure that you're fucking regularly for a long while before trying these).
- get the fleshlight staming unit and start edging
- use numbing condoms
- use positions that keep her pussy loose

>>715290540
I hope you're just trolling. I'm getting the script after the surgery to remove my kidney, so who gives a fuck if my liver gets shot at that point?

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>>715282671
>>715282671
I keep taking dangerous sexual risks exploring my bicuriosity and I'm getting really close to letting guys fuck me from /b/ and craigslist.

There's no way I'd be able to stop them if they were to force them self on me, but part of me even wants it..

>pic related cock tribute of me trapping, which could also ruin me but I keep posting pics on /b/ :xx

>>715285735
did she come back for more?

>>715288240
Kys

>>715282991
Don't feel bad, my freshman year I had a d average... Eight years later, I have a BA in philosophy, and a job managing a wetzels pretzels

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I've posted this before so
For the past eight months my parents have been using restraints on me (picture) mostly because of my behavior. Some peopIe here have been nice, only about a year until I can be free so I havent told anyone IRL.

>>715290608
Appreciate the words.. What scares me is that it's always been like that. When I fap too. I'll get hard fast and cum even faster.

>>715291807
Hey I remember you. What happens in a year? Why will you be free then?

>>715291807
oh its this b8 again
get us a timestamped pic of the restraints or get out

>>715284033
I'd fuck the lizard

>>715283966
Was she cute?

>>715283966
She got pragnent right after?

>>715291966
but I have, twice?

>>715291951
I'm old enough to leave

I accidently knocked a young girl off her bike whilst driving my car
>Ran over to her and saw she was maybe 13-14yo
>Real cute wearing a skirt that was thrown up showing her cute pantied ass
>Mother fucking what I fingered an unconcious teen and felt her tiny tits
>Licked my fingers clean and then ran over to a house to get help

A couple days ago I posted on this thread saying I made out with my Sister in Law. We met up again last night and fucked, and it was literally the best sex anyone ever had. Definitely going to be spending more time with her.

>>715291807
Even though you post in every thread you never give any fucking details! Why did this start? Why do they do this? Are they religious nuts, were you caught spanking. All you ever fucking post is "restraints...leaving". What is the fucking story?

>>715284822
Manchester... Everyone is a cunt in Manchester

>>715285104
Again?

I work on a farm that is responsible for providing a large portion of the pork sold in the US, I also watch a lot of The Walking Dead and I'm pretty sure someone on the writing staff has been watching me because I've been feeding body parts dug up from the local cemetery to the pigs that we ship to one specific location of the US.

Pre-med transman; had top surgery but nothing else. Also faggot.
Is there a handful of not-fairy men that are in to that kind of thing?

>>715282671
I'm a 31 year old nobody with no life aspirations. I've been in the gaming scene so long that I've even managed to become a cameo character in a few video games and even have achievements named after me.but it doesn't make me happy ,I'm still horribly cold inside and can't even fathom how to being acting like a functional person sometimes so I just blow everyone off and drink and pop pills. this time of the year sucks even worse because my entire family is dead and that shit sinks in. You wake and realize every holiday, birthday, whatever will be spent alone till I die. Thanks.. I actually needed to get that off my chest.

>>715292117
Small town girl kind of cute. Brunette, long hair, slim body, slightly tone from gymnastics, slight curve on the hips but nothing outrageous.

>>715292142
... wtf?

>>715288871
Wtf is your problem fatass?

I had sex with a co worker a couple days ago and now she seems pissed at me for some reason.
>I think it might have something to do with not finishing and/or getting her off.
I just didn't wanna be there anymore.

>>715292476
I've also posted the entire story before and even said people can contact me outside of /b/ if they wanted to.

Yes they are overzealous religious people too stressed out and unprepared to be parents. I have ADD and ODD, I'm impulsive and was having vioIent outbursts and my parents got tired so this was their reaction. Not saying its right and some here say its illegal but I'm almost old enough to leave so I'm dealing with it. What is spanking?

>>715292764
get a cat

>>715292764
hang in there /b/ro

>>715292701
Pics? Fuck yes there are.

>>715292664
isn't that kind of a lot of work to do?

>>715285735
Did she come back to life?

>>715292142
pargenant

In 3 days I'm going to visit family in Maine, I haven't told anyone but one of my cousins who's going to be there was once a gang member and he beat the fuck out of some guy who was selling heroin out of the back of a Buick real close to the local Elementary school with a bunch of other people.

>>715292664
You think TWD is the first show that fed people to pigs? Stop being paranoid.

This weekend marks my 4th month being completely sober.

>>715292398
is your brother older or younger than you?

>>715292943
So basically the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family IRL? I take it your leatherface and they took away your chainsaw and locked you to your bed?

>>715292918
she hot? how old she?

>>715292943
What country are you in?

>>715293209
No, I think they're watching because they aired that episode the next day after the first time I did it and didn't leave my phone at home.
Also, it's pretty specific to fill their stomachs with rotted human flesh and then sell their meat to groups you fuckin hate.

>>715293290

I don't have a brother. Its my wife's little sister. Shes 20.

>>715293354
I've never seen that but probabIy not, i'm not that vioIent and they aren't that religious but ya its a WEIRD situation, unbelievable to most but eh it's my life for now

>>715293490
United States, and yes people said I should contact children services or something

>>715289114
Retard, she didn't sleep at school

>>715293503
They filmed that shit ages ago. Dude they wouldnt show your crime on tv just to fuck with you. Are you ok?

>>715293399
she's mildly attractive and I have no idea how old because you never ask a woman her age but for the sake of not looking like an idiot lets say late 20s early 30s

>>715292398
I would love to fuck my wifes sister, so much hotter than my wife

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>>715293049

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Just fapped to this. Not even sure how young they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wScDMUWcuK0&t=312s

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>>715292943
>>715292943
This is completely fucking fake, no one in your state would be this socially articulate and this ignorant of the world

You have access to the internet yet you post "some here say its illegal" on /b/.

Fuckin phony ass loser, how fucked up are you to construct these lies and repeatedly post them vying for attention

>>715293675
did u fuck on work premises
the whole thing sounds hot, even though u dont seem into it

>>715293641
No, they've done other shit too. Shit I don't dare say online, but it's not just that show, the commercials, the news, even the guide for the channel selection. It's all the same shit, they're fuckin with me through it.
Either my ISP or someone working at it, or somebody with a whole lot of money and free time.

>>715282671
I'm a heroin/fentanyl addict and i enable my close friends and family to keep using so that i may keep using

>>715293915
You sound like you have schizophrenia. No one is fucking with you mate it's all in your head.

>>715293804
I agree and think it's some bizarre fetish or need for attention, I get the same ultra creepy vibe. I'm the guy he's responding to btw.

>>715293915
>>715294018
+1 on paranoid delusions from schizophrenia

typical symptoms

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>>715282671
I have a secret op.

>>715293856
no, but she's been grabbing my dick n shit off camera on work premises. Shit's not that hot, apparently I'm not the only one she's fucked there.
She's been trading sex for drugs with some of the dudes, not like having sex for the drugs, like she's been sneaking in drugs as payment for the sex and that's how we hooked up because she offered me some and I was like no but I'd like to fuck you and from there one thing just lead to another and now that I think about it I might have clogged her toilet while I was there.

>>715294131
Yup, he's a pathological liar and a narcissist. Fuck this dude.

People fake cancer all the time so they get felt sorry for.. It's pitiful, he and all of them should be ashamed of themselves.

>>715294018
No one except your mother, because I was lying about the whole thing you quick on the draw gullible piece of shit.

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>>715294190
OH! i get it!

Hey I came to vent doesn't really do anything but I have to pass my finals here in week or I'm fucked I'm also worried I'll never get a girlfriend but maybe I'm overplaying it I'm in high school a pretty good student and pretty nice but I'm extremely socially awkward never had a girlfriend before and still a virgin any tips for life

>>715294362
>Said the same poster about his own post secretly.

>>715294595
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Well done I guess. Have a (you)

>>715294664
Wouldn't put it past him but nah homie, I'm just an armchair detective

>>715294623
Get drunk and go get laid by a barfly. Any of the girls still there at 2 will take you back. They won't be Pretty and they won't smell good probably do wear a condom

>>715294623
Yeah, leave /b/ and come back when you're 18 you obvious fucking child.

>Anxious
>Prescribed Anxiety Meds (Lexapro)
>Reads online it causes weight gain
>Anxious about medication
>Won't take medication
>Continues to be anxious

>>715294279
> and now that I think about it I might have clogged her toilet while I was there
>clogged her toilet
never heard that metaphore before

sounds like a whore
pic?

Dropped my fucking phone in the toilet. Thankfully it works but now I can't brag about not dropping a phone into a toilet

>>715295021
Take your damn meds retard. If you do put on weight losing it can be a nice goal for you to achieve and give you some focus.

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>>715282671

Jon Benet Ramsey isn't dead. She's in a bunker on my farm. I keep her dolled up. Any guesses what I make her do every day?

>pic very related

>skeptical? google image search faggot

>>715295190
How do people even do this? Do you sit totally upright and hold your arms close to your sides so the phone sites directly in front of your chest or something?

>>715294595
>>715295370
You're not gonna get away with it twice, cuck

That was just one stupid ass gullible faggot. It's obvious you're lying in both instances .

>>715295246
I read some people have put on +100 pounds on this medication. I've been thin and fit all my life don't want this to fuck with it.

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Love the people in your life no matter how annoying they are, no matter how estranged they are. You've waited 13bn years to be alive, and who knows how much longer before that, not to mention how long we'll be dead.

Show compassion, generosity, reciprocate; tell the truth. Don't do it for religion or karma, but to enjoy the one life you've been infinitely lucky enough to receive. Be happy when you close your eyes tonight and sleep. Study the human past, study the universe around you - appreciate where you have come from and where we all are going. Try to make a difference however small it might be, and do so positively.

When our time comes, I hope that you can look back on your life with some shred of happiness. It won't be that scary when it finally happens.

>>715295599
Kek fuck no. You'll only read that on tumblr blogs. Noone would perscribe a pill that could literally make you obese.

>>715295524
What the fuck are you babbling about you dumb faggot?
My shit is unique as fuck, I don't do copy pasta, I make my shit up for each secrets thread, not like that dumb whore who posted that in like the last 5 since earlier today.

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>>715295370
>>715295524

I'm 22 virgin, never had a gf, I jerk off to girls on omegle almost everyday and record it, I got 21 videos so far

>>715295718
I was really hoping it was the probesity cunts making excuses and not the pill itself - I wish I knew someone who had to take it in person so I wasn't reading reviews online and could ask them. But no one knows what this drug is.

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I think I wanna sleep with dudes.
I'm not 100 on this, but I want to see.
I've always had a thing for traps. (still into regular women too)
When I see masculine dudes I'm not really turned on, but I wanna see if it's the same in person.
Thing is I'm not really a social person so finding someone is rather difficult. Not to mention with the job I have theres finding the time, and other small consequences.
My family really doesn't know, but they wouldn't care so much.
I'm just seems to be harder to find a gay relationship than a straight one.

I work for the department of energy and I've just got word that we're going to have to make severe cutbacks on staff in departments we're not really supposed to ever make cutbacks in. I don't even understand how we're supposed to maintain all of these locations without the people who run them, but apparently we're just supposed to "make it work"

>>715295376
I was getting the phone out of my pocket and i pulled back which made it swing out of my fingers and into the toilet bowl

>>715295751
It is unique, but I was reading his reply to you thinking "how in the fucking world is anyone dumb enough to take this at face value". Just the same as this ramsey fellow, which I'm still not entirely convinced is someone other than you.

Don't give up on storytelling but these are just examples of totally unbelievable circumstances anon.

>>715295718
actually i took lexapro for two years i gained a fuck ton of weight

>>715295976
>Lexapro
I have taken a few different SSRI's and never saw much weight increase. Not this one though. Have you spoken to you doctor about it?

>>715295612
What the fuck are you talking about?
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no revival, no man can be my equal.

>>715296124

Unreal. Does this have to do with the new guy in charge?

>>715289905
You won't accidentally overdose on painkillers lol you MIGHT fuck up your liver and die an extremely slow and extremely painful death. Plus, how badly do you hate your mother? Don't be stupid, or deceitful. If there is one time you CAN be honest it should be while offing yourself.

>>715296233
Define 'a fuck ton'? How was your diet at the time?

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>>715290777
Because you won't die fast you'll die really slowly in such a way that no medical care on earth could save you from excruciating pain.

>>715296124
>>715296373
Deceitful fear mongering on the internet, unless he provides proof of employment.

>>715296316
She said weight gain was possible with any SRRI but usually only 25% of people experienced it. Mostly because caused increase in appetite.

>>715296233
Did your diet change or was it weight that couldn't be explained? I plan on staying on same diet, exercise etc.

Also was the first two weeks brutal? I tried to take it for 2 weeks and the side effects were awful for me (constantly nauseous and couldn't sleep)

>>715287929
Tits or gtfo

>>715296463
>Define 'a fuck ton'? How was your diet at the time?

not good but until i was on lexapro despite my health being shit where i couldn't exercise i didn't get fat. but after being put on lexapro i gained like a hundred lbs

>>715292764
It's okay Leeroy. The sooner everyone finds out nothing means anything, the sooner we can have peace

>>715296716
your going to fucking sleep a lot the first two weeks with any anti depressant or anti psychotic they give you

>>715297098
Have you found alternatives to it that work? I'm really desperate and I really don't want to take those meds.

>>715288698
Still need tits Bae

>>715297098
>after being put on lexapro i gained like a hundred lbs
I dont believe you. It's not a magic space pill that has a years worth of food inside ffs.

>>715296227
Not really, the truth is that particular show has been fucking with me specifically but in ways that are a little too personal for anyone to understand and also for me to feel comfortable mentioning.
I'm not the only one though, they do it all the time, it's called pandering and apparently they figure they've tapped into some special method of keeping me interested. The entire series hasn't been based on me, but several of the most recent episodes along with portions of the last season. See, it's all based on metaphor, and subliminal messaging.
They never do things directly, and the actors themselves may or may not have any idea that it's even happening.
But when they do do it, it's not always some direct relative thing to your life.
They'll do role reversal and gender reversal so that if you're a white male, you might be a black male or a white female depending on how it is that they're attempting to insult you or mask their fucking with you.
Because who the fuck is crazy enough to question that thing that that chick in that show did that was eerily coincidental and almost a direct metaphor for your life.
Point is, word travels fast in today's world and writers are connected to all point of the globe.
It's not hard to imagine they'd draw from your life to talk shit about you publicly if they know you watch their show, they draw from real life anyways so they can always just lie and say it was based off of something else.
I'm not being dramatic or paranoid either, that's reality son, they even do it with things like this website. It really all just boils down to how much control they have over you, if they're rich and you're a broke fuck like me, you're in an extremely disadvantageous position and susceptible to being called "crazy" should you decide to mention what's going on in some sort of public medium.

>>715296373
It has to do with a regime change and I fear the "Red Dawn" scenario may have happened through accountants and lobbyists.

>>715296685
Yeah, because that's not putting my job or life in danger.

I like loli and shota.
I have drawn such for 4chan.
Literally no one knows.
Except for one in person lolicon that I drew for.

>>715295788
That's Bernadette Peters
quite the hottie in her day

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>Be me 23 aussie cunt
>Just built and moved into house in new area of town
>lifeisgreat.webm
>months pass
>sold sticker appears on for sale sign on the block
>hmm new neighbours
>one day couple appears to look at their new block they bought
>looking through my blinds I can tell they're bloody muslims, burka on the wife always standing behind her husband because she's not allowed to stand in front of him...the usual fuckin muzzie shit
>this shit don't fly in straya mate
>wait till the house starts getting built
>trenches dug for concrete foundations
>commence operation fuck of goat fuckers
>go see my local butcher mate
>"got any pigs heads cunt?"
>"yeah mate for sure, whatchu want that for cunt?"
>explain devious plan
>"fuckin' oath mate, take all the pigs heads you want"
>get 3 pigs heads and some shit pork offcuts free of charge
>wait till evening
>sneak to next door
>start shoveling into foundations
>bury pigs heads, trotters, offcuts and shit.
>take photos for sweet sweet proof
>wait for fuckin' muzzie house to get built
>muzzie cunts move in
>FF 2 more weeks
>drop photos in goat herders letter box
>nowwewait.jpeg
>next time see muzzie cunt and his missus they are obviously agitated and angry
>smileandwave.com
>next day see muzzie cunts get into car with bags packed
>FF 2 weeks, for sale sign goes up
>"seeya later cunts"
>FF 1 month and house is sold to fuckin' true blue aussie cunts
>"g'day mate, I'm ya new neighbour bazz, this is me missus shaz"
>"fuckin oath mate"...*cracks celebratory beers
>me and bazz livin' the dream cunts

For anyone who doesn't get it, muslims can't have anything to do with pork...showed the cunts photos of their house built on top of sin city and they fuckin' legged it mate.

>>715293044
That is probably the most useless advice in history.

>>715293752
I missed your post, I'm sorry

So hot keep posting

>>715297479
lexapro can fuck up your metabolism and thyroid just like an other SSRI or SSNI

>>715297269
yeah i'm not terminally ill anymore. who the fuck ever said that a teen with a terminal illness needs to be treated for depression needs to be fucking shot.

>>715297899
dubs answering dubs. Not bad.

>>715297899

nice trips.

doesn't make you right though

>>715295524

what, a motherfucker can't even confess the crime of the (last) century up in this motherfucker any more?

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>>715295788
>>715297899
>>715298564

Google says Jon Benet, faggot.

>>715298936
We all hate you and hope you die of thumb tacks and acetone fire.

>>715295376
I've done it with my phone in my shirt pocket.
>lean forward to flush, splash

>>715297679
>life in danger

Confirmed troll. There's already talk of this and if it's inevitibly going to happen you're not gonna get fucked House Of Cards-ed for leaking it.

>>715293204
What part of Maine?

i want to bang the ever living fuck out of my sister so bad but I know she'll never think of me that way. Any anons know how that feels?

>>715282671
Can't stop getting dubs. Fucking rough.

Honestly my guys how do you get a hoe to be at your beckon call instead of leaving you on open/read the girl isn't that attractive but I'm trying to flirt with her give me the basis to go off. We've hung out a couple times but never by ourselves.

>>715299156
Uh, no. I'm not essential enough to think I'm untouchable and I'm not risking my job to prove some shit I wrote on here is true. Believe it or not, I don't care.

>>715299933
First thing's first, work out until you're something to look at, second work until you have your own shit so you have a car to pick her up in and a spot to take her to, and third be straight up like "yo I'm tryna fuck, what you tryna do?"
If a woman don't respond good enough to that, then she's not a woman, she's a little girl, provided you got all the aforementioned shit on lock down.

>>715300267
I know that's a realistic game plan but let's say I'm trying to cheat the system. Just trying to get her to be down for me

>>715299771
I had a stepmom I really wanted to fuck.
She left her bra and panties in the bathroom and I always came into them.
Also routinely walked around in just underwear.
Wish it had gone somewhere, tried to time my fapping right so she'd "accidentally" walk in on me.
I think she knew.

>>715299968
Ok, give us an idea of the environmental impacts of these cuts, then. That is if you're in the industry.

>>715283825
What are you?

>>715296685

>deceitful fear mongering on the internet

oh hai, is this your first time here?

also, how does trump's dick taste?

>>715301001
The price of electricity in the US will skyrocket because less people to run the locations means some people will have to do multiple jobs and work double and triple shifts just to keep your fucking lights on.

>>715284822
nice dubs to you

You can come stay with me in North Carolina. I have a room that I am not using.

>>715301231
Fuck trump, I'm just callin it for what it is faggot. It's fun to catch people in a lie.

>>715301231
I'd tell you if I knew, man. His dick is so big. It's got to be over 9 inches. I cannot even fit it in my mouth. I learned the cap of what his ex-wife said about his penis was true the hard way. Now I understand why all those tumblr girls were talking about their sex dreams with trump.

>>715301777
>>715301666
checked

I guess he has a big dick?

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>>715301777

found out that my 8th grade femped gym teacher was arrested last month. For two years after swim class she would take me down into the pump room and grind with me on one of the vibrating pump heads until we both came. Guess he must have done it with one to many kids

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I've never even seen consecutive trips, let alone perfectly numerically consecutive trips...

>>715300478
What you're asking for is the impossible anon.
With women, there are 2 setting, she'll fuck you, but then that means she'll fuck you, OR you're with her, and sweet merciful loins of Jesus Christ you better be with HER.
Basically, if you think you're gonna get a girl so hooked she'll be at your beck and call and you're not even much to look at, you're fuckin dumb. That doesn't exist unless you have money, and even then they'll just take you for what they can get without expending too much and then bounce.
You have to work on yourself until you're an option, then they'll throw themselves at you, but toying with women is something you gotta do like you're fuckin CIA.
The bitch can't know
>Your real name
>Your real place of residence (in fact she shouldn't even be from your same state and/or region)
>Any of your friends
>any of your relatives
>what kind of car you really drive
>where you rented the car you were driving while you met her
>and basically anything about you for any reason at all whatsoever.
Women will ruin your life son, and it's not them you ever have to worry about. Facebook is like an online example of how social circles work. One person, knows another person, who knows another person, and so on and so forth.
Eventually somewhere along the line there's someone who's willing to piss in your drink before they serve it to your table at a restaurant or slash your car tires while you're at Walmart or smear dog shit on the doorknob at your house.
If you're just trying to fuck this chick, get her
somewhere it CAN happen, and make her feel comfortable but never EXPECT it to happen.
That's it, that's your best shot, I can't help you build a boat without the necessary tools.

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>>715297902
>mfw dole bludging sad liberal voting cunt sits around thinking up garbage to post on the internet all day

>>715300478
Oh, and btw if you make a woman comfortable around you and you're not a prick or weird or perverted, she'll eventually fuck you if you're not ugly. Sex is like a video game, it's fun to do but there's a time and a place for it.

>>715299123

I kidnapped a 6 year old girl and have held her as a sex slave in a bunker on my farm ever since.

If you didn't hate me, I would be disappointed.