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ITT: Texas.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Texas.
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915 here
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>>715281782
BOOM 210
We have a shitty conservative govt, but we are still bred to live and breath our heritage
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>>715283083
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Anyone know an E Facemire?
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>>715283218
>>715283218
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>>715283316
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>>715283083
faggot
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>>715283390
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>>715283218
Garbage.
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What's up mein niggers?
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>>715282101
Sup Chuco!
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>>715283522
id agreed. I went once to there and say no can feed for homles but then say leave but I say food for leave and they said NO.. what me think problem is minimum wage and deficit...
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Ah I love living in Texas!
Being openly racist and predigest is the norm and you got to love It.
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>>715283709
Def not real Mexican food.
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>>715283732
ur in a hick village. those are all over the country. has nothing to do with texas faggot. theirs too many shitskins and white dipshits to be racist with any real conviction..
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>>715283732
Only an out of state dumbass thinks that's how Texas is.
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>>715283953
spelled deaf you degenerate cuc....
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>>715283732
Pre-Digest? You dipshit.
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My cousin. She lives in Houston.
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Texas nude thread now.
956 Laredo reporting.
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probably a long shot but does anyone here live near culbera rd?
need some people to hang out with
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>>715284441
specifically, near alamo ranch
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>>715284441
What do you know brother?
Im busy doing bullshit rn
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>>715284242
why u have her nudes...?? post her face...
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>>715284242
Got more. 832 here
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281/713/936

Specifically Cleveland area.

H O W D Y
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>>715284577
sitting here scrambling around for my passport.
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>>715284431
956. Model/ fitness trainer.
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78666 reporting in.
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>>715284585
Hell no I won't show her face. We're too well known in H-town. And I have her pics because that's how we roll.
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Anyone in 77388 area
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>>715281782
210 Valle de los leones
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>>715284683
Me too
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>>715284771
I'd ass fuck the shit out of that girl.
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469 214 972 .... brain center of Texas. Just now officially putting Mckinney TX on the map. County Seat of Collin County. Most affluent, fastest growing, and relevant county in the entire USA.
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>>715284824
dually noted faggot. how are yall "wel known" in "h town"...? and if you know anyone in htown then u would know who I am.. guess..
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anyone want to see the left ones tits?
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Still the only /b/ro in the 979, reporting in.
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>>715285098
yes
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>>715285098
meant right
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>>715285058
Fcking turned up nose fuckers and clown eyebrows nvr know what they fucken really want. Pussy good?
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>>715284824
>how we roll
faggot...
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>>715285085
Brain center, tell me more?
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>>715285090
I'm sure you're no one important. So calm down Nancy.
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>>715285143
yes
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A pot head wanna-be pornstar from Mission
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>>715285090
>>715285313
>Texas hospitality not enforced
Saged
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>>715285085

Me right here... 99.97 % sure that this is my ex wife. Will pay 20 bitcoins for sauce. No shit.
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>>715285372
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>>715285391
Bruuuuh dat asss
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>>715285480
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>>715285207
Triggered, and jealous. Haha
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>>715284771
More details and pics
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>>715284242
MOAR. 713/832 here.
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Any 210 win? Old ones don't even get posted anymore
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Lily 512
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>>715285313
yea you don't know anyone important then.. further evidenced by having nudes of your cousin you big gross...
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>>715285527
go on.
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>>715285058
>>715285184
What
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>>715281782
need the emily champion nudes and i need them yesterday
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Anything of Jenna w. Heard she gives bomb head but hard to get nudes from. 210
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>>715284658
Same here buddy
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>>715285647
I shouldnt speak, but 210 doesnt have the fun cute ones/bangin in noticable commodity ones due to culture limitations. Also fuck those plucked cake faces... Gross even with a good ass paper bag it
>literraly working to fix that
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>>715284771

More on Sara Patricia. He lives in Laredo (956) and frequently works out at Rock Fitness.
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>>715285564
lmao yea im jealous of someone having nudes of their "cousin" nice try tho samefag
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817 checking in
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>>715285827
Bullshit, I saw her in another thread a few days ago. If true, post a pic of her in normal attire you lying cock gobbler
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>>715286045
Need more nudes
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>>715286089
Meh...lost interest.
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>>715285827
For some reason those girls are sociopaths. Cute but I tread and fuck and run
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>>715286089
more pls. how do you know her?
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>>715285753
Yeah sure. Whatever you want to tell yourself newfag. Haha
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>>715286163
Kek
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>>715286090
Never said I wasn't the samefag, you moronic little pleb. Kek. Also, you're jealous. It's expected of virgins like you though.
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>>715286089
moar
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>>715286250
lol
nice projecting
>implying spending more time on b dosnt make you the retard
whatever makes you feel better virgin.
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>>715286215
dated her a while back
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>>715285827
>>715286163
Link? And what's your problem cockgobbler
>>715286200
She's chill
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>>715286493
>being this stupid
Hahahaha!!!!!
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>>715286393
I never said you said you weren't samefag ya dumb dumb.
>virgins.lmao
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Someone say 210?
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>>715286493
>>715285391
Ppst moar anon and info of this chick
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>>715286755
didn't sound stupid to anyone else. maybe u have an argument to deliver? im sure you don't. at least you tried to try.lol ;)
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>>715286954
Wow. Yours?
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>>715286913
Actually, you did call me "samefag" in an attempt to call me out. So you tried calling me out on something I never denied. Holy fuck, it's great how dumb you are. Lol
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If you have stone oak nudes kik me I have plenty to trade
garbage210
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>>715287078
>>715286755
>TPR /b/ edition
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whos got that pic of daniele from Houston?
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806
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>>715287165
Gross
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>>715287078
How do you know? Lol

Look goofball, I posted a nude pic of my cousin, then you asked who we knew, by extension, who we hang out with. Why the fuck would I give out that info? Jesus, I shouldn't have to explain this shit. Lmao. Fuck, you're an idiot. I'm in tears laughing so hard. Omg.
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>>715287280
I totally agree that's why I chose to post Helena. Save the better for kik.
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>>715287120
that's not saying you said ur not samefag. ur just a faggot who spends too much time on b. and yea I can imagine dumb people make you feel really good about urself, just wait till you actually meet someone dumber than you, then you wont have to pretend the emotion that ur pretending right out of pure envy for people who have felt such things. its not of any use to me tho, I have self esteem and a life..lol ur turn faggot...
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>>715287484
Bruh ugh
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>>715287165
Derp
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>>715287590
TL;DR
Don't care. Now run along Nancy.
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>>715287413
dumb shit I didn't ask anything about who you knew.. ur the douch who brough up how important and well known you are..lol whatever faggot have fun jerking it to stolen pix that probly arnt even ur cousin, as if that would make it less pathetic if she was...
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>>715287700
>5head
Mega tiddies tho
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Anybody have Amber Garton's IAU wins?
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>>715287778
translation=ya got nothing. I would advise you take the out puss.. better luck next time. get new tactics cuzz
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>>715283218
Did y'all ever hear the stories about how the cooks would mix cat meat in with the beef or something like that?
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>>715286962
She's from Mission.
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>>715287980
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>>715285391
She'd be great at it. I hope she goes for it.
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715287819#

Fake tits. Fat now. Was hot. Complete whore
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>pic related, it's my chubby gf.
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>>715287791
Poor little baby, you got mad fast. Hahaha. And yes. You did try to see who we knew. And no, you're not anyone important.
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>>715283083
>>715283218
>>715283316
>>715283390
havent lived back home in 4 years. i miss these places so much.
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>>715287955
There was a pretty well known Mexican restaurant in 210 that got caught serving dog food for their carne guisada.
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>>715288397
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>>715288378
>pretending someones mad
>still being wrong
>desperate condescension
try again without failing fishy
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>>715287938
No, I just wasn't reading all that shit you wrote. It's irrelevant to me. I could care less about your uninformed and worthless opinion. Lol. Now take a breather Nancy. You're getting yourself all worked up.
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who heard that story about that one guy? you know.. that thing?.cmon I know somebody knows.
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>>715288633
Whatever you got to tell yourself, little fella.
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>>715288520
>crying_softly.jpg
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Jane Farley (now fountain) teacher at my kids school. anyone know her
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>>715288815
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>>715288654
lol
>uninformed
>still not getting it
"try again you gay fish........."......
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>>715288815
>sobbing_uncontrollably.png
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>>715288924
driven drunk to this buckies so many times
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>>715288798
lol good addition stranger. I agree with ur satire of that chode, bitches with nothing to say always go for generic condescension just like that.lol perfect. hes really taking the b8 like a newfaggot isn't here..lmao
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>>715288964
>still being this stupid
Hahaha
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>>715289178
>see
>>715289132
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>>715288924
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>>715288924
One of the two owners of Bucees is a closet homo. Arch "Beaver" Aplin has been spotted at a few secret butt fucking parties in Houston and Austin.
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>>715287165
any of Charlotte Stubberfield?
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>>715281782
Yee-haw
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>>715289577
bullshit
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>>715289699
>denial
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>>715289577
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>>715288976

>IM ADAM RICHMAN, A FOOD FANATIC WHO'S HELD JUST ABOUT EVERY JOB IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS
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>>715290009
god fucking damnit what are you doing to me anon

>fucking
>dans
>HAMBURGERS
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>>715288856
>>715288919
She's knocked up now
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>>715290014
>not ylyl
>not cringe
gtfo
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>>715290139
Hahahaha actually sitting here wondering if I should post the pics I have of an ex.
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>>715290009
>ready to fucking die now.jpg
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29/M/956
/b/rownsville
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>>715290511
Yep, love it. All of their stuff is great. I also like Magnolia and took a friend from out of town there recently, blew his mind.
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Amazing tits.
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>>715290336
Pls post them, not everyone is here to talk about shitty restaurants.
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>>715290511
Overrated. Sorry.
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>>715290525
>Beano burrito
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>>715290751
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>>715290647
I've always been kind of on the fence about Magnolia. Their food was always just "OK", not "I'd pay $9 for this" ok. Just OK. That and their waitresses were always assholes.
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>>715290765
You're overrated.
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From 210
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>>715290822
I can agree with that, but this guy is from a very podunk town out east. Kerby Lane is always great.
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>>715290511

Kerbey Lane is awful and overpriced. Their queso sucks dick too. Don't get why Austinites love it so much. Magnolia Cafe is way better.
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>>715290139
oh you think you're sad now?
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>>715290990
It's good to have an opinion but also good to realize that it is not fact.
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>>715290899
Kek!!! I'm sure I am.
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>>715290208
dj?
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>>715290990
This issues a lot more divisive than I thought. I guess its a Team Magnolia v. Team Kerbey type of thing.
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>>715290907
initials?
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972 rockwall
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>>715291178
I like them both so that leaves me out of this struggle.
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Fuck this lame ass thread!
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>>715291047
BECAUSE I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING SAD
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>>715284242
Wtf is with her pissflaps
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>>715290717#

Poor Leslie
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>>715291191
NN. You know her?
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>>715291654
I couldn't believe it when I first heard. (S)he [whatever] was always around. Can't believe those dicks got away with it.
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>>715291347
Nobody knew who she was until she died.
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>>715289577
I heard that too. He looks like the type that'd be secretly gay.
Also, nice dubs.
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>>715291876

So fucked.

The toy man too
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>>715291954
>birdnose
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>>715291954
Completely untrue. Everyone knew her. She was a tejano queen.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran
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So let's cut to the chase. How high is rent out there now?
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>>715288924
Is that the one in Madisonville?
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>>715291986
How do you guys know that?
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>>715285113
Im right here with ya
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>>715293585
Another 979 right here
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>>715293444
People talk. I always figured it was one of those urban myths. Like the cat food at Taco Cabana thing.
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>>715287980

dat ass
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SWHTX 713 REPOT
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>>715293444
I have a lot of gay friends in Houston who've claimed to have seen him at parties. Very upscale ones. That's just what I've been told. I'm not saying it's true or not. But I wouldn't be surprised to find out it was.
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>>715291347
too soon

rip selenas
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512
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>>715284431
Fuck laredo, real 956 here, mctown
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>>715285391
Mission, lol. My 2 inch dick is bigger than that shit hole, i especially hate how backward your cops are
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>>715282101

Same
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The best thing about the 956 arethe hoes in the drive thru in thongs
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Houstonfag checking in.
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>>715294032
Got any more?
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>>715293707
My aunt works at the Bucees main office. She said he's secretly gay too. But no one talks about it because they'd get fired.
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>>715288492
That's not true anon
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WHY NO COLTER'S BBQ?
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210
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Pasadena fag here
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>>715294599
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any nudes from Pasadena Memorial HS
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>>715295143
Know any of those Show Palace girls?
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>>715286954
Ayye
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>>715295208
Anyone from Pasadena have Bianca Rodriguez? She's crazy but hot.
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where's my brownsville sluts at?
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>>715282101
EL PASO IS FUCKING GAY, FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE ESPECIALLY THE MEXICANS AND BLACKS, GO BACK TO MEXICO REEEE
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>>715284771
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>>715295208
>>715295143
I'm looking for Jennifer Pineda
Any Pasadena fags got her?
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Anything from Cypress?
>Im moving there in a month...
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HOWDY YALLL
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Ashlen from Frisco?
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>>715285827
In the 817? Whatre the odds?
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>>715291347
Can i get nudes ??
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>>715285098
No
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>>715285113
Your not the only one. Angleton here. Got any 979 nudes?
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Any Taylor? Also can't talk about bbq without Louie mueller
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>>715296096
t. human garbage
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>>715290009
My nigga. Good luck finding parking tho
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>>715295421
Ewww
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No 830 fags today?
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>>715296368
830 fag here.
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Any 956/La Feria?
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Houston, reporting.

Near Greek row, at UoH.
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Then all of you know this whore
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>>715296541
Me lets go to jaguar's
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THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE DULL AND DIM, WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OL' STUPID TEXAS
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>mfw this thread
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>>715281782
512 reporting in
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>>715296699
>clap clap clap clap
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512 here. Liberal land, I know, but I recently fought off a hoard with my arsenal. Didn't even have to reload. I just tossed the gun away and grabbed the next one.
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>>715291654
rip
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>>715296904
my first (you) of the day :)
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>>715296154
Maybe. What you got?
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>>715297373
take this one too.
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Michigander living in Texas here. What the fuck is wrong with you people, everything is fake and plastic and for show. You claim to be conservative, but you have many times more laws than my home (blue) state, and they affect everyday life far more. You claim to be patriotic, but everyone drives foreign cars and everything you buy is made in China. Hell, most of the people here were made in India or Pakistan. You claim to be hospitable, but you go crazy with road rage for other people daring to exist as you fly past the few individuals going the speed limit going 90. You claim to be country, but it's all street driven diesels lifted with Daddy's money and designer camo shit.

TL;DR: Michigan is a far better southern state than Texas. Just admit you've become California with an identity crisis. Whataburger is awesome though.
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>>715297420
Nothing anymore. Used to have Maci C. From there. Sadly, deleted.
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>>715288976
salt lick
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>>715297725
Yep. Welcome to Texass.
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>>715297725
>Michiganer misses home
What a shocker.

>You've become California with an identity crisis.
Probably because people keep moving here from out of state, expecting our home to turn into their home for the sake of their own comfort. Nothings forcing you to stay here and drive up our rent prices. Feel free to leave at any time.

also that vague description could apply to half the fucking country. great job.
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>>715295875
XD
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>>715297725
>California with an identity crisis.
Maybe if the fucking californians would stop moving here, we wouldn't have that fucking problem.
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>>715282101
surprised to see another one of us here
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>>715282101
samee
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>>715297725
Then leave. We'll all get along just fine without you.
>>
Dude it's Texas. They're like the American Saudi Arabia. All oil money. That doesn't make you smart, it makes you retarded.
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>>715298131
I'm not expecting Texas to become more like my home state. I hate when other people do that, we have federalism for a reason, and it's so you can leave if you don't like things. I'm just saying that Texas is absolutely nothing like I've been led to believe my whole life, but it seems like it really wants other people to think it's a wide open land of freedom, patriotism, and old fashioned values. It's not, unless there's some side of Texas I've not seen.
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>>715298725
That's the spirit! That's the kind of attitude I wanted to see when I came down here. Now you're a real Texan.
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>>715298814
You haven't tried to see any other side. You've made up your mind that we're a bunch of assholes so fucking leave then. If people are mean to you its because you're walking around shitting all over a state thats already overrun with non-natives. You're shitting all over our home because it's not like your preconceived notions and no one asked you to come here in the first place. Why WOULD we treat someone like you nicely? Thats the question.
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>>715298733
Is life so hard for you in your Iowa basement?
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>>715299130
Just being frank to someone who doesn't appreciate my home. And there's no need for someone to live in a place they think is awful. Especially when they boast about how amazing their home state is.
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>>715299260
>Why WOULD we treat someone like you nicely?
this.
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>>715298814
>being this stupid
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>>715291205
972 Dallas county here woo
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>>715283732
The gauges in your ears are blocking the true Texas sounds of freedom. Take your "Hitler Youth" haircut and your Gordian knot tattoo back to Minnesota you tinklestick tickler.
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956 Here
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Colorado-fag here. I took a road trip about a month ago down to the Marfa-Fort Davis-Alpine area and loved it. It's a really beautiful area and the locals were chill and friendly. I lived in Houston while I was in high school back in 90s. Meh. Don't miss it there. TL;DR West Texas is better than East Texas. Thoughts?
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Anyone have Amber McConnell from 512 tons of topless modeling pics. I'm looking for some pussy shots.
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>>715283732
>predigest
Moron detected
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>>715300299
Texas sucks as a whole. One side is a pile of cum and female discharge and the other is the same.
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>>715300299
When you say "East Texas", you mean the golden triangle or Dallas?
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>>715300550
So your mom is from Texas?
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>>715300299
Texan-fag living in Colorado Springs here. Weird.
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817 up in this bitch.
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>>715300636
East east Texas. I lived in Houston. That side of the state blows in my opinion. Dallas area sucks too. Not sure what you mean by Golden Triangle. Is that like Austin-San Antonio-and some other city?
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>>715300550
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>>715300840
I'm in Denver.
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>>715281782
I live in texas i wish i knew what snow was like
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nobody has Ambers other nudes and videos?
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>>715300550

Found the Okie.
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>>715300912
Golden Triangle is Beaumont/Orange/Port Arthur, that area right near the LA border. That's where we keep all our redneck farmers.
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210, from alamo beights, i go to saint marys hall
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>>715301226
Oh, shit, yeah. That's what I mean by East Texas. Yuck.
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>>715300901
>secede pls
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>>715300901
I agree, Fuck Oklahoma.
Lone Star > Shiner, though
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Reporting from Matagorda County
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>>715301391
Yeah. West is where we keep all our Mexican drug cartels.
>in that shithole El Paso.
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>>715301226
From Beaumont. Can confirm.
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>>715284183
he meant def as in a shortening of definitely you aspie
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>>715301705
>From Beaumont
From Vidor? Its OK friend. You can say it.
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>>715284441
Bandera 1604
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>>715284848
Yo. 77388 here
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>>715301565

>Lone Star > Shiner
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>>715301435

Once all you snowflake faggots infest enough states to hand the White House over to whatever scumbag the Dems run over and over, we probably will.
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>>715301565
its like saying PBR > Sam Adams
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