Secrets/vent/advice thread

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I'm gay

>>715261039
We know, faggot.

>>715260924
You are autistic.

Everybody here is autistic.

The only difference between everyone's secrets on this website is the level of autism they have on the inside.

/thread.

I wanna fuck my neighbor but bill burr must not know

Being politically independent sucks, I love politics and love thinking about it but I can't divulge my full ideas without starting an argument with people.

>>715261798
What kind of ideas do you have?

>>715262055
Just a spattering of ideas from left, right and center. It depends on the issue.

Ive nearly killed myself 3 times in the past 2 months

>>715262294
What are your views on immigration?

We ha sec all ve rets?

>>715262332
How?

>>715262392
Illegal immigration is illegal and they should be deported unless they're highly trained or educated.

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I regurgitate ice cream multiple times. for some reason the flavor doesn't go away and I can keep doing it for like 4 times before it taste like shit.

>>715262332
I hung myself but pussied out every time I was so close to getting knocked out every time

>>715262645
That sounds truly horrible. Just eat more ice cream.

>>715262405
>>715262646
Fuck I forgot to add your post too

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>>715262705
its like multiplying the amount of ice cream I eat.

>>715262850
I dont think it's healthy to throw up multiple times. Do you do it with any other food stuff?

>>715262743
I imagine hanging is a tough one. Feeling yourself slip away must be difficult. Anything in particular that's driven you to suicide?

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>>715262989
I only do it with ice cream since its the only food I know that still taste good after regurgitating it.

>>715263099
Ive had clinical depression for years and always wanted to die but this is the first time ive really really tried. All my reasons are stupid and petty though and I dont want to sound like a little bitch

>>715262392
As you can imagine, the immigration view alone is enough to make liberals not want to identify with me, despite the fact that I think social democracy is the ideal form of government if done on the right scale.

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>>715262645
>>715262850
>>715263221
Please be b8

>>715262989
>I dont think it's healthy to throw up multiple times.

Over the long term, bulimics have there teeth go bad from all off the stomach acid which also does damage to the esophagus.

Not sure if ice-cream-anon is doing anything this serious.

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I take creepshots of my mother and fap to them everyday. I think she knows I take the pics based on what she wears sometimes. Pic very related...I am 35 btw

>>715263355
It's a little late for than anon
>its a little late for that

>>715263410
It seems pretty reasonable but I know a lot of Americans are funny when it comes to the issue. Here in the UK our big problem is legal immigration, but if you speak out against it you're labelled all sorts of things.

>>715263535
You guys really should try it.

Once you do it once you will do the same for the the rest of your lives.

I have herpes, when I have a sore flare up. I burst open the sore, and smear the juice on door knobs, sink handles, hopefully I can infect more people

>>715263623
Am I supposed to believe that's your mothers vagina?

I feel asexual but I doubt the existence of asexuality.

>>715263723
It sounds disgusting mate. Think I'll give it a miss.

>>715263791
Are you sure you're not just autistic and ugly?

>>715263723
I think I'd rather eat my dogs vomit. Find out if dog food has the same effect.

>>715263665
I accept that

>>715262850
>>715262646
If you've tried that many times and failed dont you think its just not ment to be its not your time

>>715263748
You sound like a terrible person desu.

>>715260924
Something's wrong with me. I can go for months without fapping cause I don't feel horny at all. Then I'll get this week or two where I become so fucking horny that I constatly have to rub one out. I'll have a 4 hour session where I'm hard the entire time, then when I finish still fap like 4 more times that day. It only ends when my dick get so raw that is hurts to even touch.

Then once it heals I'm back to normal and fap maybe like 1-2 times per day, until I'm not horny for a month again. Idk why it happens, but it has fucked up my relationships in the past.

>>715263671
You have to know your audience with that one here. Some people it's just casual conversation, some people would get really mad to know my views on immigration. Walking on eggshells a lot of the time.

my girlfriend who i knew since the seventh grade
and was dating since sophmore year (5 years) die
in an accident two weeks ago, im considering
dropping out of college and maybe suicide...

>>715264127
She wouldnt want that.

>>715263932

I'm on 4chan aren't I?

:^)

>>715264127
Dont do it /b/ro Life moves on, if you really care about her like that be the best person you can be for her.

>>715264020
I see what you mean but I know I'm just going to try again. Maybe I need to up my dosage on my antidepressants.

>>715264213
I'm a person with a normal social life without autism, I'm a good looking guy and I'm on 4chan. We exist.

>>715264127
Think about how much she would be against that

>>715264318

Yeah, no shit.

>>715264127
Do it faggot. You deserve to an hero

>>715264186
>>715264237

well she's dead and honestly there is very little left for me at this point, my parents are dead, ive been foster home to foster home now im finally getting shit on track, first year at Carnegie Melon and now this, life makes no fucking sense. i don't want to but kirsten was what was keeping me going, she helped me get to where im at and now its gone, whats the point?

>>715264414
Stay bitter weird uggo

>>715264518
You're just in pain, it will pass. People move on and you will too eventually. Your own future and starting your own family is what you should look forward to.

Just found out my cousin is a tranny tumblrina. I suddenly feel ashamed of my family.

>>715260924
When has a girl had too many sexual partners and should I not consider marrying her because of it?
My ex has had 2 bfs before me, and about 4 one nights stands.
My current gf has had 1 bf before me and only had sex with him.
Both were around 25.

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>>715264518
Yup your life sux anon. Do the world a big favor man up and an hero.

>>715263760
believe it or not...but it is

>>715264518
>whats the point?
What was the point before?
Your problem is you let life become about someone else.
You gotta make it about you, grieve and get closer and move on. Remember moving on never means forgetting.

>>715264127
don't kill yourself anon
instead, post her tits to commemorate your long lived love.

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>>715260924

Jon Benet Ramsey is still alive. I keep her all dolled up in a bunker on my property. Can you guess what I do to her every day?

>pic related

>don't believe me? google image search it faggot

btw, I'm behind 7 proxies so don't even try

>>715264654
Oh my god were they nuns? That's fucking nothing. I've fucked a girl who had almost 30 dudes before me when she was 20 years old.

>>715260924

Given a choice, I'll fap to the average gril instead of the gorgeous slut. I guess cause the ugly chick seems more attainable or something and feels more realistic.

>>715264835
>closure*

>>715264852
Post nudes faggot

I am married but I also love her sister, he sister seems to like me also how difficult to keep 2 girls happy and not let them fight each other?

>>715262645
Omg anon
I do that too...sometimes it is even still cold. Great feeling>>715264127

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I kissed a prostitute once.

>>715264642
pics?

>>715264940
not nuns. The one that screwed around the most is from thailand, the other japan.
So I guess the meme about asians being more pure is true.

>>715265214
No.

>>715264127
>>715265152

Shit...didn't mean to tag you too...

Im really sorry man.
Hit me up if you want to talk someone sometime...mrpink210

>>715265206
Sounds like a waste of money

>>715265216
One girl had 6 partners and that's considered a lot to you? Jesus man.

>>715264979
you're outnumbered you dumb fuckin bitch
get the fuck out of there, live out your wierdest sexual fantasies and then get the fuck out of there because when you're sexually involved with two females who are not only aware of each other, but related, the goal is to fucking kill you and profit from it somehow. Don't be retarded, I bet one of them has a kid too you dumb mothafucker.

I'm on steroids.

>>715264979
It'll be fun for a short time and then a fucking nightmare fora long time. Dont bother.

>>715265307
yeah I do. I had 0 before her, and now 1 before my current gf. Never one night stands.

>>715265294
Kinda was. She was hot though.

>>715265331
Everyone can tell stupid.

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>>715264127
You have a reason to be sad. Is there a reason to burden your friends and family with your premature death? Why would you want them to hurt as much as you? I don't know if living will make your life ever as happy as it was while your gf lived, but things will change. Grief will subside. New memories will push out old memories. Even if you pick at your emotional scabs, they will scar over.

>>715264087
Stop being a pussy and stand up for your beliefs

>>715265456
That's not the norm. I don't know why people are so uptight about sex.

>>715265595
It's usually in a casual setting and I'm not the autist who starts political arguments when people are trying to relax and have fun. Not going to change anyone's mind anyway.

>>715265743
how does that make you an autist?seriously.

>>715265483
Hardly. I'm not that big and normies dont know shit about roids.

>>715265743
I'm not saying bring it up all the time but if the conversation goes that way you shouldn't just agree with what everyone else is saying

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>>715264852
>>715264967

What the hell, I'm behind 7 proxies.

Here you go. I know it's probably not what you were hoping for or expecting but it is the reality of the situation. We celebrated her 26th birthday this year. Thought tbh I did most of the "celebrating".

I hate muslim immigration so much I smile to myself when their boats capsize or one of them gets attacked.

I fingered my 9yr old cusin while she slept next to me. I would have fucked her, if not for the face the rest of the family was home.

>>715265921
Timestamp and face

>>715265883
"If he steps up to the plate with a mardi gras head and raisinets, YOU'RE OUT!"
-Robin Williams

>>715265858
People who start political arguments on friday and saturday nights in most cases are socially retarded.

>>715265906
I usually just stay quiet. Generally this stuff doesn't come up that often when I'm out on weekends.

>>715266131
What the fuck are you suppose to talk about than? Kanye and his stupid meltdown?

>>715266397
Anything that isn't political or heavy. Once again this depends on the company I'm with. If it's with people who I know will agree with me I'll talk about it, but most of my conversation with people happens on the weekends when people are trying to relax or have fun. Bringing up a controversial topic just creates tension and puts people on edge. Nobody likes that guy.

>>715266397
I like to talk about the time before all of you existed and it was just me and the core elements of the universe, that guy was really fun to be around and literally had and unlimited supply of things to talk about. Somehow we always ended up playing pool though.

I fucked my cousin in July, the week she was getting married. Got a blowjob from her at Thanksgiving and I'm really looking forward to New Years.

>>715266131
It's fine to talk about politics if you keep it at a surface level, but respect others opinions and don't force your beliefs down others throats. It's interesting to find the people you will agree with that you can talk to more in depth later.

>>715266596
>If it's with people who I know will agree with me I'll talk about it
Fucking pussy

>>715265610
I guess it is something about expecations.
I try not to be uptight about it, but see lots of messages about 'if a girl has had more sex than you, you shouldnt put a ring on it" etc, but then again, this is 4chan...
But on the other hand I am kind of jealous I guess? that they had the opertunity to screw around a lot, whilst I didnt. But I guess that is childish as well. Still it plants seeds of doubt in my mind.

>>715266662
Agreed.

>>715266697
Because it won't start an argument. The guy who starts political arguments when people are drinking and hanging out is a jackass, period. The only people who don't realize it are that guy and someone more socially oblivious than him.

I am trying to figure out why this guys lights don't work on his second floor I looked inside every electrical box I could find and it still makes no sense I have a bad neutral somewhere and I cannot stop thinking about it.
Work consumes me

>>715266646

Details. How'd it happen? What was her attitude about it? Are you close, or are you those kinds of cousins that only see each other rarely?

>>715266596
>creates tension and puts people on edge
That's the fun part if you're in the right company. The people who start freaking out taking a casual chill conversation into full retard mode.

>>715266783
Never, ever go with 4chan's consensus on anything to do with functional and working relationships.

I had sex (male/male) with my two cousins from the ages of 9 to 14 and now that I'm 24, I still from time to time ream the younger (18). He's autistic enough to not go outside and not be able to have a job, but around people he knows he's normal ~enough~.

I'm secretly in love with my niece (adopted - no shared chromosomes = no incest stories for you faggots). She knows it, and wants to be with me as well.

>>715266950
I know, that is why I asked here, since in general in these threads you do get some sane and well thought out answers for some strange reason.
Thank you anyways for answering.

I'm a licensed massage therapist.

Every time I perform a table massage on an even remotely attractive female client, I arrange or shift the draping in such a way as to get a nice look at her slit and ass.

I can sometimes arrange it so that she will briefly and accidentally flash me when turning over - occasionally without her realizing it.

Recently I've been considering jizzing in my lotion before meeting with certain female clients.

>>715266816
If you express your views you aren't starting an argument, you're participating in the discussion. Keep trying to justify being a pussy though, it's adorable.

>>715266783
>>715266783
Most women will have more sex than most men in their lifetime, so if you want to relegate yourself to ruling out most mates and being forever alone then it's great advice. That bullshit purity meme is some top tier trolling.

>>715267111
Fucking go for it mate! Whats you/her age?

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>>715260924
I hope you remember this night when you were figuring things out
why the room is how it is why you threw the pizza out
the reason behind the “fix this” on each one of the texts
saved as drafts but not sent because you’re not at your best
why your backpack fell twice because you didn't hear your notebook talking
so many thoughts you won’t remember, but you remember why walking
will help as means, but far from the end
look at your positive right now and say in your head:
is this what I’m doing? be a man and be straight
stop being such a baby, pick up the pen, concentrate.
not gonna lie, your situation’s terrible,
but nothing is wrong because your life’s not unrepairable.
start working out, get strong, meditate (the way)
when it felt awesome inside your head letting your body melt
what joy dancing brought
removed bad thoughts from oneself
found that everything you bought was a bandage for bad health
thinking that you’re cool the liquor bar is top shelf
then understanding that you’re a fool thats not what you want for yourself

>>715267196
Not everyone enjoys having political debates when they're trying to have a beer you fucking weirdo.

>>715266934
That doesn't sound appealing at all dude. Kinda selfish too.

>>715267118
No problem, don't be jealous everyone has to deal with it.

>>715267196
If I know that what I'm about to say is going to cause an increasingly heated argument, I won't say it unless I have a really good reason to. Keep justifying your social retardation.

I'm sure all the people around you love when you start drama with politics when people are trying to relax.

I wish I was white.

>>715260924
I started masturbating my male German shepherd every day. After he became accustomed to the sessions I began playing with his ass during the act, until he began to accept my fingers, and then prostate stimulation, as part of the experience. I then very gradually begun to remove masturbation, until I eventually withed it completely and he was receiving prostate stimulation only. He was still able to cum, and still responded to the sessions with enthusiasm. I am now attempting to teach him how to use a small suction-cup toy affixed to the wall.

I may have problems other than alcoholism and failed academic career, but I haven't seen him this perky in years.

>>715267443

So does everyone else.

I want to kill myself but it's just pushing the pain onto someone else. I'm not even depressed or what not, I just don't see the point. Living is stupid cus everyone dies in the end and nothing good is worth it

>>715267334
I'm not saying he should start a debate, just participate in the discussion like a mature adult.

>>715267219
>>715267384
I guess you guys have a point.
Thank you too for your advice. At least putting my mind at ease a bit.

How do I not cum so quick when with a woman. She can literally touch my balls and I'll Burst

>>715267384
If your friends can't handle a differing opinion they're retarded and you need better friends

>>715267588
I can hear nearly any political position without getting heated. That is not the case with all people and I'm not going to say something that will start an argument for no reason.

>>715267695
How socially inexperienced are you that the only people you interact with on weekends are your friends?

I'm a 27 year old virgin with literally 0 friends still going to university, still live with mother. There have been points where people and girls wanted to know me but for some reason I just dont want too. I have no desire to be with people. I think Im autistic, however at times im completely normal and in some cases I'm the center of attention but then like i said i just back out.

something is wrong with me I just dont know exactly.

>>715267324
I am older, and that does worry me in the future but I'm fit, more fit than she is. You can use your imagination as to our age and why it's still secret.

>>715267534
What's it like to be white? Is it nice?

I drugged my wife once while in the club so guys could play with her, and I'm thinking of doing it again.
Also I get turned on by the thought of her being coerced in to sex or blackmailed to do depraved sexual acts.

>>715267695
Exactly, it's a way to weed out people you don't want to be around while making them look stupid to everyone else around you.

>>715266051

blow me. you're lucky to get what you get.

Or better yet, I'm going to go have her blow me. Again. Today. And I'll think about it.

>>715267834
No, racism against you is acceptable and whole portions of the population write off your opinions because of your race.

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I saw a real life ghost.

5 minutes after we buried my dog I went inside and looked over to the chair she used to always sit and sleep in. The chair she was in like 15 minutes before she died. And there she was. She was made of this snow white looking light and you could see the details of her fur and face and she was moving too. Then she vanished after like 5 seconds.

I've never had a visual hallucination before or since then if that's what it was. Wasn't on any drugs either.

I wish there was some way I could re examine that memory and tell for sure if I really saw a ghost. Like get hypnotized or something.

Because to this day even though I think I saw that I don't believe the afterlife is real and I think we forget everything after we die and lose consciousness forever. And I've felt very depressed ever since I started believing that.

And who knows even if I did see something maybe it wasn't a spirit or anything. Maybe I was just trying to label something by my bias'd religious views and what I saw had nothing to do with spirits or an afterlife at all and was just another discovery waiting to be found by science.

>>715267443
>>715267534
That's sad man. Be happy in your own body. You shouldn't have to desire being someone you're not to appease anyone.

>>715267949
Has any of this happened in real life or just on CNN and tumblr?

>>715268006
Real life.

>>715266886
Growing up we only saw each other during the summers, but it would be for weeks at a time. Haven't seen much of one another since she graduated/had a kid/started seeing this guy. But we'd always kinda had a thing for one another. When my folks and I went to see her family for her wedding I realized this was probably gonna be my last chance. I flirted hard with her over the week, hit her with the nostalgia--all the time we'd spend in summers in Montana, the shared glances, the flirting--really just laid it on thick but never coming right out and saying 'I want to fuck you.' But two days before the wedding she and I went out alone for a couple drinks, and I got her back home to her parents' where I was staying for the week. We hung out in the backyard talking, having some beers, and we ended up fucking in the backyard after everyone was asleep. She rode me hard while I stared up at the stars. It was incredible.
We haven't really talked about it much. She feels guilty I know, but doesn't seem to blame me for it, tho she was definitely reluctant to continue anything at Thanksgiving. But I was still able to talk her into a blowjob. And when I said maybe I'd come visit at New Years she demurred and said she wouldnt do anything, but I think I can make it happen again.

>>715267834

It's not that there's anything special about being white. It's about averages.

On average, whites have a much higher IQ (roughly a 20 point difference in populations of equal number) and more money.

So... being white is (more or less) like being an educated black with a high IQ and a good job. It's just that there are so few blacks who fit that description that the value of your race is, overall, worth considerably less than the value of mine.

>>715267986
It's because my white mum raised me on her own, and remarried and has a white husband and white daughter with him. I 'feel' white so it's weird when someone points out I'm not.

>>715268065
Such as when?

>>715268081
I'm not black.

>>715268157
You know, people being racist and no one caring because white people are the target. It's all over the media, your race makes you less valuable to employers and college admissions. People using white privilege as a debate ender.

>>715267776
Why would I hang out with people who aren't my friends on the weekend?

>>715268434
Mutual friends, acquaintances, people you meet while out socializing. How do you not know this?

>>715268354
So...no examples? Basically just shit 'in the media' that hasnt affected your life in anyway?

>>715267966

same thing, but my dad. on the day of his funeral I saw him drive by in three different cars. He always loved driving. and motherfuck if it wasn't him behind the wheel three times that day.

Weird thing is my sister said the exact same thing when she heard what happened tome.

>>715268517
Or family. I'm not going to get into a political argument with my 80 year old grandfather.

>>715267692
Distract yourself from what is happening to your dick. Try not to think about what she is doing to you and instead focus on what you are doing to her in your mind.

>>715267692
Jerk off in the morning.

>>715267966
Your dog never died, it spiked your water with LSD and ran the fuck away from your gullible ass.

>>715268536
Did you ignore the first sentence? No people have said racist shit to me and been prejudice to me because I'm white, and no one cares.

>>715265921
>>715264852
>>715267939

>going to go have her blow me. Again. Today.

notice I didn't say "make her blow me". there's not much "make" to it any more. She has accepted her lot in life and knows what she has to do to stay alive. and for some reason she really wants to stay alive.

she does like to eat and I indulge her. I'm a chubby chaser. Always have been.

>>715268129
You're a reasonable person and you're not into criminal culture. That's all that matters.

>>715265206
>I kissed a prostitute once.

I have kissed many whores. I've fucked more in the mouth than I've kissed. I've probably fucked in the pussy about as many as I've kissed, especially while fucking them in the pussy.

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>>715262294
This faggots ideas

>>715268196

African, latin. Same boat: genetically disadvantaged populations with a lower average IQ.

Now if you're Asian and you're wishing you were white, you dun goofed. Blacks (and Indian-origin, Latin-origin, Middle Easterners, and other shitskin populations) are to whites as whites are to Asians.

>>715263748
If I had it, I'd probably do the same desu

>>715268517
People have different social preferences. Some prefer a larger group with more strangers and others prefer a smaller more tight-knit group. How do you not know this? The different contexts also effect the level of appropriateness in talking about politics. If you're with regular friends or family talking about politics, it is quite a bit different than talking to work/bar/gym/school acquaintances.

>>715268649
/bread

>>715267841
Very hot. Do you think about trying to put her in a position where she gets coerced?

>>715268667
>>715268536
Are people really racist to white people irl? I'm not saying it never happens, especially in super-black areas, but it just seems like a /pol/ meme to this honky cracker.

>>715269091
I'm actually an odd mix of english, dark irish, roma gypsy and jewish. Just an ethnic calamity.

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For years I had a crush on Alice Glass, and while I thought it was over, and I'm upset that the grungy anarchist I thought I'd fallen in love with turned out to be a fake celebrity bimbo, I can't stop thinking about her. I still have dreams about her, part of me still wants her, and she still reminds me of what a loser I am.

>>715266646
At that rate, all you're going to get is a hj.

>>715268902
Good one man I'm sure you're very intelligent.

>>715269106
I haven't disputed literally anything in this comment, don't know who you're arguing with right now.

>>715269207
It does happen in black areas openly. It also happens I find with women in their 20's who seem to be very passionate about it, but are and aggressively and genuinely racist.

and everyone ignores my post...

I've never injured an animal, but i do get that rage feeling with really cute things, and i smacked my girlfriend's cat today and now she doesn't want to come out of the litterbox and I feel really shitty about it

>>715262332
Shit man. I dont know if this helps. But im glad you havent. Im not gonna give the whole spiel for hotlines and shit, but if you have someone you can talk to you should.

>>715269335
Who?

>>715269383
So b/ro which one was yours?

>>715269509
Do you enjoy fluffy threads?

>>715269509
Hey man, don't smack cats

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>>715269207
Nope that's just oppressed acting out against their oppressors

Only whyt ppl can be rasist

Two years ago my friend tried to kill himself. I found him overdosed in the tub after he told me he was gonna do it. It keeps me up at night wondering what wouldve happened if i hadnt gone to check on him.

>>715262645
Same fam

>>715269091
God, I wish I was an asian. Even though some of them are ugly, some of them are such qts. Asians are also harder working and supposedly have a higher IQ on average.

>>715269335
No point getting any feelings for a celebrity imo. It's better to just nip any affection as soon as possible in whatever way possible for your own good instead of indulging in it and making it worse later.

>>715269342
Maybe. Maybe. But if she lets me cum on her face or tits I'll still consider it a major win.

>>715269720
This. You can't be racist without having control over institutional powers that oppress others.

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>>715263760
It looks loose enough, no joking. (Childbirth)
I believed him.

>>715269928
There's already a term for that specific form of racism, it's called institutional racism. Racism is discrimination and prejudice based on race. Very straightforward.

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>>715269372
>on /b/ talking about his "ideas"

>>715260924
Really want to ask out the waitress at my work, she is always flirting and looking in my direction

>>715264318
>normal
> /btard

Riiiiite

>>715270355
/b/ has been normie central for a long time

I'm getting increasingly worried Trump is gonna fuck us.

>>715268071
So basically you needed alcohol to seal the deal. Way to beta

>>715270355
It's true normalfags ruined this board long ago and stayed here. They are slightly less normal now, but they will always be fucking normalfags.

My neighbors husband sucked my dick it was a bet after football. Now I am trying to seduce his wife, fuck her, then get him to suck my dick again.. taste his wife on my cock and balls..

>>715270255
There are some smart and insightful people here amongst the morons.

>>715270355
Reddit gets annoying sometimes and 4chan matches it in amount of content. Unfortunately there's just way more nasty and weird shit here.

>>715260924
I did cut all of those tires when I was a kid.

Currently going through rehab, 117 days clean. Right now a lot of shit I've repressed is coming back up. I may have sexually assaulted a girl while she was drunk. I didn't beat her or anything but she was too drunk to consent I think, and she never said yes or no.

>>715270855
Ignore that faggot
Cont. mr. slave

>>715270704
Well she's my cousin, she's getting married, and we're Catholic and shouldn't be screwing around in the first place. Yeah, I had some roadblocks in the way. It was never my intent to get her wasted and then use her but being drunk definitely helped make it happen.

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>>715263623
pics ? plural ? post more please

>>715270855
>Unfortunately there's just way more nasty and weird shit here.
And it's still not enough.

>>715262645
>knowing what shit tastes like

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>>715269301
so a dark-skinned white, basically?

pureblood viking reporting.

>>715272744
I have black hair and brown eyes too. Which is very non-white

>>715271218
Wow. Good luck dude. Shit like that happens when you're wasted, dont let it fuck you up.

>>715270349
Mixing work and sex/romance is rarely a good idea.

>>715260924
I am 17 years old and I have never kissed a girl / held hands.

Shit is tearing me apart because I fear I may not be worth it after all.

I like futa hentai porn

I threw up last week after a giant bong rip and something was swimming/eating my vomit

I am extremely narcissistic and materialistic. I work hard only to improve my image.

When I was a teen I saw my sister fucking the family dog. I fap to it all the time and wish I had some way of blackmailing her, but have no evidence, and don't think just telling her about it would be enough.

>>715273490
Ew

>>715260924
I've been in a long distance relationship for 4 years. Because of her insecurities we've never met, barely web chat and I get a small amount of pics.

The end of all that was coming up soon. I was supposed to meet her next week and spend the week with her.

But because of the worsening weather conditions we decided it wouldn't be safe for me to drive up there.

>>715274004
Sounds pretty shit mate. You could have used that time to find an actual gf.

>>715273353
mods?

>>715274101
Yeah, I could have. I don't know what to do anymore, man. Idk if I can take this shit anymore.

>>715274106
uhh?

What does that mean?

>>715260924
I'm a 22 year old virgin, never had a gf, and I jerk off to girls on omegle almost everyday and I record it, I got 21 videos so far

I'm 37, married with kids sitting here whatsapping a 41 yr old milf. She seems needy and lonely but she's very cool to chat to and cute.
She thinks I'm separated.

>>715274299
jailbait

>>715274231
4 years with someone who wont even meet you is too long. End it. You've given her plenty of time and affection.

>>715274334

If you're implying that what I said isn't true and is bait then you'd be wrong

Define jailbait now....

>>715267841
Absolutely. Last year I put an ad on Craigslist for any guys to come and take a shot at her after I got her drunk, and I would film and let the guy run with it. Unfortunately the guy who showed up was a pussy and couldn't seal the deal with her.

>>715274474
was meant for >>715269183

>>715274455
You're underage

>>715274441
I tried to end it with an ultimatum of us meeting next week. But shit fell through. I love her man. But this is torturous. She's considering meeting on later dates... But idk how that'll turn out.

>>715274717
It's time to leave. Long distance is all pain and little pleasure. It's not healthy.

pretty sure i got an STI from a recent spate of hookerfucking

doesn't burn when i piss anymore which is good

but i should probably get tested before fucking more hookers

just don't want my wife to hear about it

>>715274474
That's a goddamn shame.

>>715274004
Nev is that you

>>715273693
she probably still fucks dogs so there's that

>>715275054
Yeah, I probably didn't have her drunk enough. Another anon recommended some ambien to help her forget things. I might try that when one our sons friends spend the night to see how brave they'll get.

>>715275116
? No, i'm Joe. But it's nice to hear that someone else is going through my same situation.

>>715274865
It's going to be hard to leave her. But I am more sad with her than happy nowadays... I'll talk to her.

>>715267521
you may have a little too much time on your hands m8

>>715275190
Yeah I've brought this up on /b/ before and that's what I was told, and it was suggested that I just bring up the fact that I know, and try to get something out of that. But I worry it might not be enough. I don't want to tip my hand to her until I'm sure I can get smoething from her for it.

>>715275116
Oh the catfish thing. I get it.

>>715264518
>Carnegie Melon
the juiciest of universities

>>715275740
i mean, have you watched that show? i would watch about 10 episodes and then evaluate your situation again

>>715260924
I suck at battlefield1

>>715275259
Would son be there too? Because the idea of her getting doubleteamed while zonked on Ambien is fucking hot as hell

>>715263355
hey i had crippling depression for years but i finally got out of it

getting sober helped

really glad i didn't check out earlier

>>715264852
you have bernadette peters tied up on your estate?

>>715275856
I have and i'm not an idiot.

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>>715260924

Stopped Aging, Just Exist.

Many years ago I was normal, I aged, got sick, injured then a few months after turning 29 years of age everything changed. I noticed first that I stopped becoming ill, it just never happened again from any type of nasal or throat pain like a cold to flu or anything else, I was suddenly always healthy.

Nearly a year later what grey hair I had started to gradually change back to my original dark brown color. Wrinkles vanished and old injuries aswell. I began receiving comments on how young I was looking from those I knew and strangers would guess my age between 18-25 and I did indeed notice myself. At first I thought foolishly perhaps I am now aging backwards but I did not get any younger or older I was now stuck looking as I did when I as around the age of 25.

>>715260924
Whisper is the by far best place for this

I'm secretly engaged. My family hates my boyfriend/finacee because he has mental issues but I love him too much to leave him for something like that. I figured I have 2 options. Dip the fuck out or I could try to understand and see what I can do to help. I had to get him put in a hospital to be evaluated which was probs one of the hardest things ive had to do in my life. But I love him and i want him to get better. so yeah.

and the sex is great.

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>>715276220

5 years past. Friends and family were growing older and showing age related illnesses that come with time, I was unchanged.

Another 5 years. Some who I had once called friends were now jealous of my youthful looks, my mother was scared of me thinking that an immortal demon had taken my body. Soon after that I had gathered anything I collected in my life and bid those I knew a fond farewell to use whatever time I had in exploring this mysterious world.

From what I could discern I was gone for what felt about 2 decades, I had decided to visit my old home again but in disguise for after these approximate 20 years I still hadn't aged a day. With long covertly placed robes I visited my home, some of the houses had changed and the town grew in size of population walking in a similar part of the town that I grew up in I spotted my younger but I suppose now older sister. Her appearance had indeed shocked me with a face full of wrinkles and hair filled with grey, I followed her and when given the opportunity revealed myself. She was so afraid and I could not calm her down and during my haste to leave I asked for the whereabouts of our parents. I made my way to their burial ground of my parents and placed a single white rose on each grave and left again.

>>715276262
hopefully they can get him on meds that can stabilize him. then you just need to spy on the meds so you can tell when he stops taking them, and be ready to put him back in again when he does. and repeat.

I used to be a drug dealer in East London. AMA

>>715276142
well, i'm skeptical as fuck about anyone you haven't met IRL in 4 years. but even if they are real, i agree you should bail. you deserve more.

>>715276602
are you ard

>>715276679
Damn you sir...

Thank you for you advice. I'll talk to her. This is going to be hard though.

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>>715276551

I did my best to keep track of the passing time this time round and although I was tempted to visit home again I fought the temptation. Many things changed around me like clothing, weapons, laws and the pattern of speech for example.

From my tabulation I had been gone nearly an entire century and decided to visit my old home. I immediately visited the burial ground of my parents and saw one for my sister and two for miscarriages she had many years earlier. I asked around for my family name, after some searching I found myself looking at my family line decedents, and I still unchanged by time.

Far more time has passed since then and here I am still alive in what is now the 21st century. I am no longer afraid to hide the truth, the vivication of the internet has given me the anonymity I have become used to.
You decide whether to believe or not. Years passed, some theories but it remains a mystery. I am not an expert in hematological studies nore would I ever willingly give my blood for study.
If I have met another like myself there would have been no way to indicate it, physically I look no different than any normal human.
Post script, do not adore or wish for this. Life has become a very long, very boring and lonely story. Sometimes finding oneself wishful for death but still fearing a possibility that all beliefs may be wrong with death leading to nothing.
If it were not for technology like the internet I would have never written about my life experience.

One can assume that whatever has made me the way I am has done so to all aspects of my body. Mentally I am as I've always been, but on a comparative note have much more memories than any other human.
Age untouched however spend much time meditating and exercising because like anyone else can gain and lose fat or muscle.

>>715276792
No. I was even less 'ard then.

>>715276850
where'd you get your gear, and did you know who the kingpin on top of that pyramid was

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>>715276829
1783 I was earning wages a steward's helper, I was present when his son was born. I moved on leaving that life behind, somewhere among twenty sum odd years I returned posing as my own son. Of course the steward had commented on how alike I looked like my father but what had cursed my amazed attention was his now adult son. I was there on the date of his birth and held said child but now we appeared only few years apart. 'Now here is the anguish I have dealt with on occasion', I of course left. Years later in need of revenue returned as my own kin. On said day discovered the young lad who I had held in my arms, who had grown to a talented scholar had died an old man a week prior.

I was part of a child sex ring. My mom would let people fuck me for meth. I was taken away from her but started sucking dick for cash again when I was 15 to about 18. I am 22 now and broke, debating if I suck a few dicks before I get my check next Wednesday or if I should just ration my ramen out for a few days.

>>715260924
I had after my girlfriend, I really loved, dumped me only one more short relationship and 2 more friendship+ in 6-7years. I tried a lot of times to establish an new relationship with people I really loved but it never suceeded out of different reasons. And now im so angry inside about women behavior and when im drinking I get so hateful although but I don't want to be and I regret next day. I would just like to fall in love again and suceed actually. It's always that you can't show your intrest or women loose it in you. I don't know what I am doing wrong, at begin women always show intrest but after some time they dont have anymore or im a good friend. I want to get close with someone but it always seems to me when I don't hold distance women loose interest

>>715276003
Yeah, but he'd probably be too conflicted to take part, although I might be wrong. Would be excellent blackmail footage if I managed to record it.

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>>715277013
I was born 4 AD Gaul but now it's known as France.

I was scared at first I did not have any feelings of being exceptional. I married once in the 280's, she killed herself ten years post. I can not have children.

Death is part of ones life I am a freak accident of coincidence. Do not adore or wish for this. Life has become a very long, very boring and lonely story. Sometimes finding oneself wishful for death but still fearing a possibility that all beliefs may be wrong with death leading to nothing. If it were not for technology like the internet I would have never written about my life experience.

>>715276932
My dealer was quitting so I bought his contacts off him. I got my stuff from a scummy but decent guy. No idea where he got his stuff from and didnt ask.

>>715264760
Could you post some more pictures of this sperg spewing voluminous cunt please.

>>715277100
took u 6-7 years to figure?
sweet

I've been suffering from bulimia for a few months now, it started after I was dieting pretty hard for a few years. Been pretty much at a stasis in my weight loss though because I eat like shit on the weekends and don't purge. I'm scared I'm really fucking myself up but I've lost the discipline to diet again for some reason. I do look better than i ever have though. Since I went from 320+ to 190-205, but I still feel way too fat

>>715277017
that sucks about when you were a kid.

you're an adult now of course so do whatever you want.

>>715276588
yeah he had stopped taking his meds for awhile and ever since he had a bad episode, I'm always on hiss case about taking his medicine. He wants to get better which is a good start. You can't help someone that doesn't want to be helped

>>715277255
how much did the contacts cost? how long to pay that back? how much gear would you buy at a time (in pounds)?

>>715277674
it's just something that will happen every once in a while. but hopefully only once every couple of years or something. just keep an eye on it.

>>715277017
how much money do you need?

this fucking marloweposter could not be more boring

>>715277687
About £500. On average bought 2 ounces a week. Would 'work' from thursday afternoon to monday morning and turn my phone off and rest the rest of the time.

>>715264127
Maybe you needed to do this yourself in order to get stronger as an individual, not that anything happens for a reason but I mean you can create that reason out of the coincidence of the moment

I let my ex cuck me once. Granted, it was with another girl, and she didn't go through with it, but still.

>>715277833
sounds pretty chill tbh

>>715260924
i tell all my secrets anonymously online so i can say with good conscience that i have no secrets. i cant believe im keeping anything from anyone if it's available to everyone.

>>715275526
Being a lab assistant to whichever embittered asshole decides to come to work that day, inventing excuses for every little bit of inventory that gets damaged or broken during normal use, then heading home to enjoy my thirties and a moderately above average salary in an empty apartment building in a dead end part of town. Yes, I have the time to conduct a four month experiment to see if my dog can be conditioned to come from having his ass fingered. At least I'm not a WoW player.

>>715277766
$20 is all I really need. I could probably make due with $5. I just have 7 days and 4 packs of ramen. I would like some bread and peanut butter.

Ever since I found the trap stuff on here it's been slowly taking over my life. I'm not even sure anymore if it actually is possible that it sorta hypnotized me thru suggestion or of it just awoke something already in me put way away, way down for the count, you know? But it matter anymore don't care, I've already come out through the other side of it and fucked a guy, and I don't think I can ever go back. Maybe it's less gender and more gender roles like I get off on being submissive for some reason. But that doesn't take away from the fact that now I'd rather have a cock then a pussy any day

>>715260924
Sometimes I have a dream that I'm crosseyed, and I wake up and I'm still crosseyed for like 10 seconds. Is this normal?

>>715278501
Yeah it was good. I got too fucked up though. Would stay awake and high when I was working and you cant stay awake 4/5 days a week without getting a bit recked.

>>715278651
Email me at [email protected]