What say?

>>715228637
Wait till she responds, you eager little bitch. Just wait, then post.

>>715228770
this

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Progress?

>>715228770
This

>>715228637
you already fucked up.

>>715229104
Nope, you already fucked it up
Its over
You ruined it
Might as well kill yourself now

>>715229130
kek

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just send her dick pics

>>715229104

Too hard too fast dude, you're just gonna come off desperate like that

you've got to actually make a little bit of flirty chat before you go for it

if "do you want to have sex with me" worked right off the fucking bat then we wouldn't be having this conversation you idiot, we'd all be banging people

>>715229178
haha why won't you haha hook up haha with haha me haha

>>715229104
big fail, unmatch and try again with someone else

>>715229104
its done

Haha please haha I never haha had my dick haha in a girl haha before haha not a real haha one anyway haha

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You're retarded.... I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm just bored.. there's hundreds better once she unmatches. Just trying to find her tipping point.

sorry my friend grabbed the phone and said lol

>>715229348

*you're

>>715229348
>>715229348
"Wouldn't you rather I peer into you instead"

>>715229348

Tell her youre into diaper play and that you want her to come change you, dont be gay op

>>715229348
correct her spelling

women love that

>>715229348

Jesus fucking christ you're a desperate little faggot aren't you?

Have some fucking chill OP

>>715229348
"Listen if you you're down I'll come over and fuck you, otherwise never talk to me again"

Tahlia

is that Egyptian?

>>715229518
reroll

You cucked yourself op this thread is cancer and you're not getting laid.

>>715229348

is there a 24hr vet clinic near your house?

cause your pussy is going to need stitches when i'm done with it

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This is where we're at...
I'll correct her spelling if she gives me another chance.

Some of you guys seem to treat every girl as if she's the last (or first) you'll ever speak to.

>>715229518
rollin

>>715229532
this

shes not even that good looking op

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OOOH LOOK AT HER.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN CALL HER FUCKING UGLY YET AYY

OP, are you aware that you're a raging homosexual?

>>715229644
continue explaining the theory of relativity to her. if she wont drop her pants right away she's asexual

OP all you're doing is making yourself look like a desperate faggot, and boosting the ego of some fat feminist chick who's gonna go away thinking she's some hot piece of ass, and thinking men are desperate


fuck you

have you ever had anybody lick your asshole?

>>715229740
*you're

do it!

>>715229104

you fucking idiot, dude...

>>715229782
>>715229740
this

she's literally patronising the fuck out of you and making herself feel good, whilst humiliating you, that's the only reason she's replying, to get her ego up there

>>715229740

Holy shit dude, if you were any more full of yourself you'd have enough self respect to not be on /b/

please kill yourself, bragging about your good looks and intelligence

learn2humble, you fucking 'alpha' wannabe retard

>>715229861
>>715229782
>>715229740


you must crush her ego OP, stop being a faggot and let her know that we all think she's a fat ugly bitch and she's actually the massive ass of a joke on 4 chan, also she's got a nigger name

I'm not like other guys, if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches

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>>715229780
kek

>>715229740
you're a douchebag.

>>715230073

this x100

OP you know nothing of woman. Continue being a little beta male!

>>715230073
You mad bro?

>>715230073
*yout

>>715229820
this here op

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Ahh why did she do a 180 so quick?? Not what I was going for.

Might as well send this now OP:

"I'm a massive douche and you should sleep with me out of pity."

>>715230330
OP just stop you're embarrassing yourself dude

I bet she's a JAP.

can i see your feet ?

>>715230330
french?

go to montreal a lot?

i heard the strippers there go full nude and you can eat poutine off their back

>>715229104
yeah, you're fucked already

>>715230209
not at all. you're also a douchebag.

>>715230330
you're acting like an asshole, op

Ask her if she can give you a footjob...she will instantly fall in love with you

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Can't believe you guys actually think this is how I normally talk to girls...

This is the most boring conversation two people ever had, since the big bang. I just cant decide who of you two is more retarded, you trying to be witty and smart or her just being her. Jesus how down can one be

>>715230330
I'm gonna turn that dew into vapor when you enter my gas chamber, kike.

Stfu people this guy's a genius
Most girls would have rejected you at this point from my experience but let's see where this is going anyways

>>715230757
so you created this shitty version of yourself instead of being normal? wtf is the end game? You look foolish and you're not going to get pussy,

>>715230907
i found op

>>715230757
Hard to compare how you normally talk to girls if this is your first time even coming close to a conversation in general.

>>715230907
no hes just an idiot, like you

>>715230907
Thanks but she is not keen...

I'm really not playing any games. I was never intending for this to go anywhere, even if she was ecstatic on the matter.

So many fucking retards in this thread are calling OP out for being retarded THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT YOU AUTISTS

JACK OFF YOUR TINY BETA DICKS WHILE THIS ALPHA FUX

>>715230475
this...if she asks why tell her you have a foot fetish. It works OP...honesty is key!

>>715230944
agreed

She just got 'your' wrong again...

Even after I pointed it out... what the fuck. How hard is it?

>>715230995
He's just playing around faggot, you don't need to take it too seriously

>>715231211
even for trolling it's stupid

>>715231006
Of course and getting around it isn't that easy and not really worth the effort, and I wouldn't trust her not being a jew because that's the most jew name out there

>>715228637
Nigger to you just say "hehe"

>>715231278
K how would you develop a convo with a girl like that? Teach me Alphalord

>>715231310
Ask for her number then ask for nudes

>>715231310
why are you trying so fucking hard to sound intellectual

bumping this autistic

>>715231384
+1

Go to bed ya cunt'

>>715231379
by saying m'lady a lot and sending my little pony gifs you fucking retard

>>715231310
a cake?

i can ice it for you

send cock pic

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>>715229644
My God op you need to talk to girls more

>>715231310
I would say you just ruined your chances here, keep posting though this is interested

>>715231310
just send her a surprise dick pic op

>>715230823
Underrated

>>715231522
dubs demand

>>715231522
please op

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>>715231384

>>715231310
OP here all you? Where the hell is 2 AM right now?Australia?

>>715231497
That's for fags you gaylord, it's better to tell her how much you care and really show her your affection because that's how you get the pussssAYY boiiiiiii

This is the greatest ruse of all-time.

OP is a fag and won't deliver.

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>>715230907
Found virgin

israel/jew faggot reporting in want some help?

>>715231654
and make sure she knows she is the only one for you because nothing makes a girl wetter than a guy that has nothing more going on in his life than that 1 girl he just matched on tinder

>>715231630
Yep

>>715231734
I probably get more pussy than some faggot saving reaction images on the internet

>>715231861
wow, you're a big man

>>715231861
having the need to defend yourself on an anonymous image board suggests otherwise

>>715231895
for you

>>715231936
:)

>>715231921
Just because I'm "defending" myself doesn't mean I feel offended

>>715231913
This is clearly going nowhere.
Kys

>asks what say
>technically captures his awkward conversation
>pays no attention to demands
>probs atheist

Which part of Australia are you from op?

>>715231913
"Do you study"
motherfucker just escalate the conversation in a different way than "Hurr durr come meet and suck my cock"

>>715231913
She's not the type to go full force on, she has a huge ego she's trying to defend you're ruining your chances by making her feel more and more uncomfortable accepting your request. Unless she's playing a game, in which case you can't really predict

tell her
"I just read some shakespear, can you tell? Heard that bitches love some shakespear"

Currently trying to decipher which posts aren't op.

>>715232197
Melbourne, you?

>>715232285
at least it would make up for all the dumb shit you've been saying lmao

Tirana

>>715232278
Tell her you want to buy her baked goods

>>715232278
Looks like her eyes poke two ways. This bitch ugly

>>715232285
Faggot that's the weakest shit I heard

didnt she just come back from holidays op? why not ask her about that? beta mistake i guess

>>715232278
op you're pathetic

There's a difference between people laughing with you and people laughing at you.

Holy shit kid.

>>715231913
Jesus fuck? Only there for fifty
-five minutes? Not even counting the drive there? You're a lame fuck.

"i'm really submissive and I want a mistress to drag me around on a leash, i like scat too."

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>>715232479
The difference is that I'm not posting here to have people laugh with me, so go ahead and laugh for whatever reason you want.

>>715232595
You got it! I am being FULLY serious and this is how I message every single match and the way I feel is best to get anywhere with a girl!!!


If you guys actually had anything half decent to say I would sent it.

>>715232781
honestly, you made it hard to contribute with your shakespearian way of talking

>>715232781
YOU ARE JUST A FAGGOT OP.

We gave you so much Ammo, but you are just shooting Peas.

>>715232781
Oh yeah I bet you swim in pussy
Maybe you should try something half decent

>>715232781
Kek i love how she bounces back from being offended and then actually trying to make a conversation.

I'm pretty sure you killed it with the last line now though.

It's also hilarious how she keeps asking question about you and you just ignore them, kek

>>715232781
>I'm not posting here to have people laugh with me
Oh cool. As long as you're not under any false impressions. Have fun.

Have you ever talked to a girl?
Either you are under 18 or a fucking basement dweller

>>715232781
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T

well....

>>715232479
You really have to play it cooler, you sound like you're trying a lot to impress her with your tough guy attitude and settled to be a nice guy because she isn't playing by your terms. Girls pick up on things like that it just shows them your true nature as a faggot with no experience. Stick to what you believe in and girls will pick up on it and be more attracted to you, once you started changing faces you look like a kissless faggot

>>715232781
start to accept dubs' suggestions.
if you don't, then just fuck off

ITT: OP tries to show off to us, comes off cringy, and has no end-game with this girl despite fucking it into the ground.

>>715233298
this

>>715233236
I don't know how you cannot understand my direct remarks.

I do NOT want her, and this is NOT how I play it with girls I actually want to get with.

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>>715233353

>>715232781
saddest part is... OP probably believes himself to be pretty witty and funny... but is just acting like an autist faggot

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>>715232781
OP you fucking faggot listen here

Drop the bullshit intellectual act and talk to her like a normal human being. Ask her how her day went, what she did etc. She obviously isn't going to fuck you now so set yourself up in good terms for later.

>>715232781
this whole thread is giving me cancer, thanks OP.

>>715233427
There are few girls that would say yes to getting fucked on the second message I send at fucking 1am in the morning.

I am completely aware of that.

I obviously know she isn't going to fuck me and if I had any desire I wouldn't have acted like an autist to her.

>>715229644
you're so fucking cringe

>>715233353
We hate you OP please go away

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>>715233525

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since this thread goes LITERALLY FUCKING NOWHERE imma spice it up a bit

>>715233583
Fuck you faggot I will keep posting these pictures because I don't give a shit about all of you

Literally an entire thread of people on /b/ being triggered because some anon is writing random shit with a woman on tinder.

The best part is that there are still people trying to give him advice on how to come across better, kek.
His shit isnt funny at all, but you have to be a special retard to think that he is still trying to get in her pants at this point.

>>715233525
If you know she isn't going to bonk you and you are acting like an autistic on purpose then what are you trying to. A by posting.

Send her a dick pic NOW REEEE

>>715233708
Found OP

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>>715233638
Let's get this show on the road

>>715233638
I hope you realize all this does is expose how new you are

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here's some titties for everyone because OP sucks

rell
With gravity, the effective coupling is the energy or mass of the perturbation because this determines how much it warps spacetime, and so creates a further perturbation.

Jesus Christ watching two dickheads try to show how smart they are is always so cringey.

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>>715233792

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fuck this thread

>AND I SAID

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>>715233789

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Posters: 62
Someone is samefagging hard

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>>715233525
>says he was "acting autist"
>literally was just playing his true self

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>>715233850
HEEEYEEEEYEEEEAAAAYAAAYAA

>>715233847
the fuck is that guy not amused for?

>>715233893
I meant 163

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>>715233903
AND HE PRAYS

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How do I tell her I don't want her Jewish ass?

>>715233943
He has cancer dude, chill

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>>715233789

>>715233947
KEK

It's meeee

>>715233893
>Same people in an ongoing thread
>posting multiple times
Whoa there sherlock, don't go stealing captain obvious' job. That just fucked up.

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>>715233982

>>715233993
Idk not asking her to have sex with you and why she wont have sex with you works for starters

>>715233993
You are so fucking desperate

>>715233993
You tell her you're gay

>>715233993
I don't want your Jewish ass

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>>715234039

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>>715233708
>>715230907

>>715234114
lol this

DOOEET TELLER YER GHEYYYY

>>715234006
since when is it a sin to be a newbie anywhere?

>>sydney. Nice dubs by the way

>>715234131
Keked heartily

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When the autism reaches a philosophical level.

>>715234114
>>715233993
"just jk, Im gay, can I come over for the cake tho?"

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>>715233993

>>715234309
I hate this spiderman bullshit but that made me laugh so hard

>>715233993
Tell her you have matzo and that she doesn't have to pay a shekel for it if she comes over.

>>715233993
Fellow aussie OP?

To be honest this is amusing the fuck out of me. She's up late and a bit brain fried and you've managed to hit the perfect moment of her being amused by your bluntness and yet still making decent conversation.

Not all the vigins are pissed because it never works for them.

Not how I would have done it, but enjoy and god bless OP.

Though if I was a betting man, I'd put 50/50 odds on you getting a poor hookup with her having no self respect, or blocked and this conversation being shared with her friends to laugh at.

>>715234261
if dubs you gotta post

>>715234622
AYYYYYY
nigga dems the rulez

>>715234592
Thst being said, ask why she wants cake when you can come over and put a bun in her oven.

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>>715234622
>>715234261

the strict laws of god

>>715234622
>>715234261
Do it faggot

>>715234592
You're giving op too much credit, op.

How about you come to my place anyway and I can give you the ol' lickaroo.

>>715234959
I keked.

>>715234936
Luck and timing rather than skill. And everyone else is getting maaaad.

>>715234959
I just got here so I'm sifting through as to where we are but if dubs you gotta post my lickaroo regardless.

>>715232278
Damn OP just fucking stop. You're just digging yourself a deeper hole

Ask her if she's ever had her B-Hole screamed into.

>>715229104
I'd write ur fucking boring get breast cancer you cunt.. I hate most people though

>>715234959
Rolling for lickaroo.

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>>715234959

>>715235225
edgy

If OP will get to hook up with this bitch they will have sex for about 3.5 minutes in missionairy position and they spend the rest of the night fully dressed discussing labradors and drinking fruitwater. Gayest fucking conversation ever, should've listened to the /b/ros and posted some nice sausage to this baking twat

>>715235308
4edgy20me

'Let's watch this shit':
https://youtu.be/kuHwWyGe51Q

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>>715235313
Discussing labradors

>>715235480
Faggot no one gives a shit about your spiderman

>>715229644
Kys faggort

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>>715235565

>>715232278
Damn that's one sassy bitch I love it and you are retarded op

>>715233943
A benjamin just sprouted out her tit

>>715229104

After she said that was her motivation to go to sleep, that's where you say "Ok, bye"

Don't chase'em, fuck'em talk to another

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>>715236042
>>715236169