s/fur thread

post porn nigger what do you only post furry porn on 4chan when u got other nignogs on here? go RP on FA u fuckin doof

ladys and gentlemen that is how you kill a birdthread

>>715224216
Reminds me of dark souls :3

>>715225632

Reminds me of fucking you up the ass.

>>715225662
Rude D:

>>715225825

Suck my dick! Bitch!

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>>715226052
>>715225825
fags, especially the one using emoticons.

>>715226223

I'm not a fag!
FUCK YOU LOSER!

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>>715224014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A
WATCH THIS VIDEO OR YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

>>715226401
no

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>>715226293
no

>>715226456
What the fuck does that mean you little stupid bitch i hate you for your worthless words!
FUCK YOU!

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I've got smokes, vodka and jamesons

I'm bored as fuck with no more cash on hand till payday

am bored out of my mind

fuck do I do?

>>715226558

Join the army Ivan.

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>>715226558
I'm at work.
I have a cup of coffee.
I have only $1,200 in the bank until pay day.
And nothing to do all day.

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>>715226750

Honestly EOD doesn't seem too bad

Get paid to possibly die every time I have to disarm/detonate an IED. Honestly, it'd be pretty great.

Death wouldn't really hurt if I fucked up / shit blew.

Then again, CAF seems to be pussified these days.

>>715226521
I reiterate my statement.

>>715226558
Get shitfaced, fap, then have a post-fap smoke.

I mean I bought a handle of New Amsterdam vodka yesterday and it's already halfway down.

>1/4 last night
>wake up and don't want to go back to bet
>been drinking since 2am and watching standup


Just me or do some brands of liquor give more stomach troubles than others?

>Amsterdam, nothing, no sleep issues or runs to the bathroom, smooth as fuck
>sobeiski, exact opposite

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>>715226842

I'd have more money, but I'm just melting away in my house, trying to never go outside.

Dunno why really, seasonal depression or some shit.

People at work are getting worried, telling them to fuck off doesn't seem to work :/

>>715226887
You kids drink too much.

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>>715226887

Depends on the person, I guess.

Only thing that fucks my stomach is Gin or 'Teq. Can't handle that for some reason.

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>>715227026

>Kids

I'm a haggard, hairy, depressed Nova Scotian.

Being a kid was the *shit*, world seemed magical. I'd pay to have that feeling back, lol.

>>715226860

They are.
Even better under WEEDman, no war.
Money for nothing.

>>715227137
Oh shit. I was on kijiji the other day.
All the cool lada niva for sale were over on that side of the country. Fucking sucks.
I'm in the other coast.

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>>715227312

Damn that sucks :P

>>715227026
I've got nothing else, school sure; but I can't form a bond to make friends without fucking myself over mentally/emotionally.

So I'll stick to my shit path.

>>715227063
Can't stand tequila apart from the really good silver stuff.

>Be 15
>Friends over
>Playing artificial academy
>Friend thinks grill is cute
>Nigga that's a dude
>Laugh
>Sister acts all weird
>Walk her downstairs
>Starts to seize on the living room carpet
>Calm, do all the regular shit; tell my buds to call 911
>Ambulance takes her and I inform my parents
>Go to the meadow behind our neighborhood
>Friend stole a couple bottles
>Drink 1.5 liters Jose Quervo gold aka alcoholic worm piss
>Somehow still coherently talk to my parents
>sleep

>Felt like I was getting stabbed in the kidneys constantly for about a week and a half

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>>715227501

Yeah, I usually just get a mad headache and I feel like my guts are going through 'Nam. Not enjoyable.

Can slam back Whiskey like it's water with no major repercussions, which made it one of my go-to choices. Might be a bit dehydrated come the morning, but that's nothing.

Drove drunk once, flew through a guardrail and sailed about twenty-odd feet. Hit a field, slid, stopped. Car was FUBAR. Don't depression and drive, kids.

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Non-butthole femdom please

Facials/gangbangs/blowjobs are also goat.

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>>715227736

Not that it helps the *Don't drink/drive argument* but holy fuck that was fun. The sky looked so pretty.

>>715227736
Drove 3 times drunks, not far though

>About 6 shots in me each time

>First time
>Across the street to Jack in the box and back

>Second time
>Passed out drunk night before
>Wake up 4am still drunk and pissed
>Drive on a mountain road for a few hours
>Get home

>Third time
>Same like first but I brought my dog and we did a small loop around the neighborhoods

Won't drive like that with my dog again.

But yeah, seems like unless it's quality whiskey or New Amsterdam vodka I'll get a stomachache and the grumbles, ect.

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>>715227923
See if you can get Crater Lake vodka.
It's probably too regional, but really good stuff.

I don't really into drinking much though.
I did when I was younger, but that's a very long time ago.

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>>715228094
Just got old enough to buy my own liquor but that didn't stop me before; I'll check that out though.

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>>715227923

That's not really bad, in terms of Drunk driving.

I straight up refused to slow down and just kinda gave up. The speed was funny to me, for some reason.

I mean, I was fucking blasted.

Saw the sunset and focused on it. *Boom, crash, wheee, BANG.*

Seat-belts are pretty gucci, I've gotta say.

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>>715228158
I'm 43 now, back when I was... 14- 23 I drank quite a bit.
Probably because it was what everyone else did.
Now, I don't drink much at all. I have a shelf full of liquor, a few different beer in the fridge.
But maybe have one or two a month.

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>>715228568
I'm just a very sad and lonely person, do enjoy quality liquor but for the most part it's to "numb" shit.

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>>715229089

Nova Scotian dude here, I know that feel all to well.

Most of the people I hung around with / got close to ended up fucking me over or worse. Made me seriously distrust everyone I met afterwards, downward spiral, blah blah blah.

This is going to sound corny/odd coming from a shitbag like myself, but you've gotta keep your head up, at least a little bit.

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>>715229392
That's why I'm heading to the local community college and getting an associates in IT administration; only takes a year and from then on I could go further just online while I work.

Need to get out of this city.

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>>715229584

You've got a plan, that's more than most. Keep at it, don't give up.

Also, fuck me, the city I'm in literally eats people. Glue sniffers, druggies and it's just...bleak?

Could be worse, Vancouver has some ridiculous areas.

Anyhow, good luck dude.

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bump
I'm at work and bored

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>>715229928

Violate the copier or something, broski.

>>715226401
>MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

thanks, now I cant watch this - waytogo

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final exam for my incompressible flow class in 4 hours
wish me luck, love you guys

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>>715231899

good luck.

wish i could feel tired and fall asleep. i got work in a few hours.

>>715224014
Cancerous degenerates general

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>>715229928
Got home from work a few hours ago. wish I hadn't left my bottle at a mates place. Really need it after that shift...

>>715229710
Mmm, Vancouver.
Almost as bad as Surrey.

Do any of you remember a gfur comic where there were parties and two subs were taking one huge dick? can't find it anywhere

>>715236253
>>>/trash/

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This thread is still going.

Make it stop.

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>>715236831
I'll keep it alive just for you.

>>715231920
Yeah I fucking love sharks

b

>>715226293
110% fag

>>715232081
why is his dick where his belly button should be

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>>715247467
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>715232435
I forgot how much i like multi-head stuff. Dunno why.

Tripletits is kinda bonerkill tho

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>>715248095
she looks a little annoyed by this

>>715238858
Can a brother get a source? Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Tried googling and shit, only old links to certain tumblr pages that dont apply anymore, or sites where its removed.

>>715248095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFILHKmCfoo

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>>715248506
Artist is niis
He has some pretty fine ass work

>>715248900
Thanks a lot, man.

Art looks like he draws stomache area and stuff really well, and i do love me some well drawn stomache areas

>>715248900
>>715249141
Slightly disappointed tbh. Never drew more of that grill ;_;

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>>715227137
ontario is better

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>>715249141
Glad to help me lad.

Can agree with ye on that point as well just by flicking through his work on e621 now.

>>715249270
Wish he did as well meself.
True shame

>>715250837
anyone know artist for pic?

>>715251465

Elvofirida

>>715251691
Cheers dude

>>715237898
fuck off