I've got $90. You have $0.

>>715221803
monopoly cash isn't worth much u fag

Buy me gtav and I'll send dick pics

You have 90 Australian Dollars.
So you have 0 real dollars.

Australian dollars look very demotivating.

I have 262.50 US dollars in my checking account, I just checked.

>>715222133
They're shit and worth less than shit. Im an Aussie. I know.

Are you cunts retarded? Australia print the cash for almost the entire world who use plastic cash. Or you could use American paper that gets wet and falls apart. Sweet

I have £5,220 in my bank account. Beat that

>>715221803
shitty old 5 buck notes

>>715222297
Doesn't justify the stupid shit they print on them or the colours choices mate. Doesn't even increase the worth of the Aussie dollar.

>>715222374
I've got 113,257 in my high interest account and another 10,000 in my day to day.

youre a fucking liar, ive got about $4 in loose change motherfucker

5259 checking
6288 savings
4k owed on CC

15k worth of stock

Not great, but not bad.

>>715222297
Gets wet and falls apart? We use cloth for our money. You are obviously just making stuff up now.

>>715222374
I'd have more but I just spent 700k on a house. Feels good to not have a bank own my house.

Monopoly money doesn't count

>>715221803
My money doesn't have a monkey on it.

>>715222514
Monopoly money is worth more.

>>715222455
Real american money looks fake af though.

>>715222297
You can wash U.S. dollars and they do not fall apart. They are not made of regular paper, but instead cotton.

>>715222572
How so?

File: he thinks he's clever.jpg (229KB, 1920x1043px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1920x1043px

>50 + 20 + 10 + 5 + 5 = 90
You clearly haven't been reading the maths threads on /b/ lately. That's $125 for some reason.

>>715221803
i have 4.40 euro

fuck you op

File: loaded.jpg (234KB, 1505x1305px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 1505x1305px

>>715221803
I'm laughing so hard at your broke ass.

Here's all I can fit in my hand, I've got tons more

>>715222505
You must not know how to make money, if you have all that money sitting as dead equity and not making money for you. Really not a smart move, sir. Plus, the government weather state or federal own your house. Don't believe me, don't pay taxes on it, see what happens. None of us own anything, it can be taken all away. You need to start making better choices financially.

>>715222374
>>715222438
>>715222454
>>715222505


haha i have 600Million on my bank account XDD
pls beat me ahahhahahaha lol poorcuck ;)
i buy big ship yesterday is very expensive, if i no buy i had 1234Million dollarz :*

XDDDDDD

>>715222831

Underage poorfag detected

>>715222730
>Plus, the government weather state or federal own your house. Don't believe me, don't pay taxes on it, see what happens. None of us own anything, it can be taken all away.
Really made my neurons fire.

File: IMG_6050.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>715221803
Not true, I have a dollar.

>>715222831
I can prove it. Can you?

>>715222890
You mad dawg ????? ;)

>>715222936

Just observing

>>715222730
I do apologize, I was taking a poo whilst writing this post.

*Whether

File: 1471873255723s.jpg (2KB, 125x105px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x105px

>>715222438
>High interest

File: 1478583542369.png (5KB, 362x352px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 362x352px

Anybody want a peanut butter sandwich?

File: GoodShip.jpg (152KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 800x600px

>>715222923
Yes ;)))

>>715223033
caught you

>>715223072
Nice ship, you!

>>715222233
yeah it's fucking frustrating

File: MyLifeAnonAreYouJealous.jpg (707KB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

707KB, 2000x1333px

>>715221803
How sweet!
Did you get your Christmas money?

Kids your age are so sweet when they think that $90 is a lot.
Just so you know young one, for mummies and daddies, that isn't a lot, it's what I make in around just over 2 hours.
Stay in school and work hard and one day I'll pay you that much a month to clean my pool.

>>715222730
I have money working for me as well. That was just my accessible bank accounts and the house I have bought recently. We don't pay taxes on our own homes here. Not an amerifag.
I'd just sold off my other houses to clear my debt to zero. About to start up again either buying businesses, store fronts or maybe rental properties again. Not too fond of those though anymore. On paper they seem good buy in reality the upkeep and other bullshit makes them annoying as fuck to have.

>>715222222
damn son

>>715222730
Additionally, you sound like my financial advisor. Having a freak out because I like to have accessible cash as well as real money in my wallet. If there's enough working for you, it doesn't hurt to have cash on hand. Even if it is a bit of an excessive amount, it doesn't hurt.

>>715223176
Do you pay tax on land? I doubt that you pay zero tax.

File: GoodHouse.jpg (157KB, 870x420px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 870x420px

>>715223110
My house with timestamp
Weed is the best ;)

ex army fag get paid out disability just perscribed meds buy house with pay out nothing flash but has parents living out back in cool little kit home help me look after kids. drugs block out wife have no job mfw no cunt to hang out with as they all work or to fucked up........ lol the ironey

>>715222233
>>715223130
fucking shitcunts get out then

>>715223135
oh lookidy do its queen poofy pants.
What do you spend 90 dollars on? a queef?

>>715223053
Well what is considered high interest in an accessible account.

>>715221803
Cockles i said!

>>715223072
Small fucking boat. Timestamp?

Actually I have $-265.

I've got $20 in my wallet and maybe about $12 in change in my car

>>715223296
No. No land tax. We have services that need to paid. Sewerage, water, etc. But thats it. I also have had 7.5kw Solar installed on the house so electricity costs are kept low.

>>715223283
No not a financial advisor. When they do come around I ask to see their portfolio, I figure, how can someone give me advice and not have a portfolio that's doing great themselves. I dabble in Realestate. Not trying to come down on you, I don't even know you, just throwing that post out there. If you are well off and doing well, I applaud you. Just wanted to point out that dead equity is bad, and in America, we kind of just rent everything. That's all, didn't mean to come across as attacking you, just take the post for what it is, that's all.

>>715223318
Nice, I only dream to have a house of that magnitude.

>>715223363
And go where? I had shortlisted it to Canada or Russia. Don't speak enough Russian through and Canada seems to be too similar to here. Fuck going to live in the US.

>>715221803
I love Australian money, brilliant move making them out of plastic so you can jump into the sea without worrying about getting them wet.

>>715221803
your right beacuse it is not my countries national currency..you must be a wizard

>>715223521
Do you mind me asking what country do you reside?

>>715223601
If suck my dick i give you house. Its easy couse my dick is realy small ;)

actually OP I have $25.50 in canadian moneys

>>715223540
All good. Didn't feel it was an attack. Just wanted to justify myself there a bit. Been told by too many that I should have all my money working for me. I like having cash available.

>>715223767
Wow, no offense, but not into the dudes. Thank you for the offer, but I must decline.

>>715223872
No need to justify anything, this is /b!

>>715223609
Plastic money cracks

>>715223673
Australia. Land of plastic money.

You may need to pay land tax if you own, or jointly own, any property in NSW that is not your principal place of residence (your home) or other exempt land as at midnight on 31 December and the total taxable value of your land is greater than the land tax threshold.

As its principal residence no land tax needs to be paid.

>>715224035
Yeah I know. But that one topic always makes me feel the need.

Correction: you have $90. I have about $1700 in my emergency stash.

>>715224141
Incorrect. In all states land tax must be paid as of 10 July this year. Enjoy losing you're house.

>>715224225
If whatever you're doing works, keep on doing it. I just always ask people to show me what they have done, that usually shuts them up. Multi family housing is a great investment, as opposed to single family.

>>715221803
I have 6 grand cash stashed somewhere cunt

>>715224599
Show me proof. I showed you proof stating I don't have enough to pay land tax taken from nsw taxation guide. State specific.

>>715224599
And why would I lose my house exactly?

>>715221803
>>715224648

Haha poor fags don't even have US$70 million cash stashed in unclaimed land claims. That's right, as an Aboriginal, I actually own your house and can claim it if I wasn't busy having a better life than you.

>>715224599
Unless it's your principal residence. Regardless of threshold. No land tax needs to be paid. Can you read fucktard?

>>715222730
These days I'd rather own a tangible asset, and one I'm not paying 4% interest on.

I suppose instead I could put money in a mutual fund, where the historical return is 8%. Then pay 1% mgmt fee, 3% as tax on the gain, 3% inflation... I'm getting rich now!

>>715221803
That's true, I do have $0. At least if we're talking cash.

>>715225006
I would invest in any mutual funds or stocks, I would buy up some multi family housing, here in the states you can get pretty good cash on cash return, straight off the bat, that's better than any other investment out there.

ausfag here

your about $10 short of a pack of smokes

>>715221803
Yeah well I'm not American so I don't really need $.

File: images (7).jpg (10KB, 160x244px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 160x244px

>>715225943
Hahaha. Oh damn it sucks to be a smoker here.

>>715221803
fag, you don't even have the new $5 notes... kys

>>715221803
this >>715221867

>>715222831
Pic or you talk shit

>>715221803
I have 0.15 dollars faggot

>>715222905
Nice thumb

>>715222386

We're not saying it does.

>>715226174

Smokers can go and get fucked, fucken smelly cunts. Fuck off.

File: zibabwii money.jpg (355KB, 1024x508px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 1024x508px

got you all beat

>>715226850
You fuck off faggot. Fucking cum breathed smelly arse licker. Go back to 9gag.

>>715223072
Timpstamp

File: IKillChildrenAndMakeTheirMommysCry.jpg (99KB, 600x754px)

99KB, 600x754px

>>715223372
>oh lookidy do its queen poofy pants.

What the fuck are you mate?
You write like a queer fucking mongoloid, get a fucking grip.

>What do you spend 90 dollars on? a queef?

Queefs cost money?
How old are you kid?
Did you hear the older kids talking about "having a sex"?
Tell you what little cunt, fuck off until you are old enough to talk in the big-boy voice.
Cunt.

>>715222454
10k in cash
4k on CC

pay your fucking card off you tremendous casserole

>>715222454
Zero your credit card. Never pay interest on it. That's wasted money. I'd rather have less money in my bank and a zero cc Balance than give those fucking banks interest money

>>715227516
Such a tremendous casserole indeed.

>>715223521
Did your sugar daddy teach you those lines while you were earning your keep as his rent boy? Because you actually have no idea what you're talking about.

>>715222386
wtf are you comparing fag?

>>715228420
How do I not know what I'm talking about?
Sounds to me you're a poor fag who sucks cock just to get something warm in their stomach.

>>715224695
What proof was this? I haven't seen it. Then again, you are decended from criminals so lying must be practically be a genetic trait in your kind now.

>>715228589
I'm an Aussie and an oldfag. Our notes are fucking stupid. Designs on the paper money were so much better than the shit the have now.

>>715225006
Stay in school and one day you might actually find out why what you're typing right now is bullshit. No mutual fund is returning 8‰ and haven't for years.

>>715228631
I'll put the link in then instead of cut and paste. And I'm not descended from the pom convicts mate. Give me a second to get it up again. It's a bit of a read though that's why I copied out the only important part.

>>715228631
http://www.osr.nsw.gov.au/taxes/land
Click the part that says "who has to pay"

>>715228830
http://www.osr.nsw.gov.au/taxes/land-tax-surcharge
I'd think a sophisticated Abo like you would read the addendums.

>>715229171
Yeah. I did. And? I'm not foreign faggot. I don't pay land tax. And I'm no fucking abo either.

File: Enlight1.jpg (355KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 2048x2048px

I don't think I'm doing too bad... except my 28k in student loans

>>715229171
The very first line of the surcharge addendum.

If you are a foreign person who owns residential land in NSW, you must pay a surcharge of 0.75 per cent from the 2017 land tax year onwards.


If you are a foreign person. That entire section relates solely to foreign ownership and the surcharge they have to pay regardless of land tax. It's a good thing too.

>>715229313
So if youre not a Pom or Abo, yet claim to be a citizen, that must make you Chinese.

>>715229797
Nope. Not a chink either.
We.pride ourselves on our multiculturalism here in australia. Not just 3 cultures but a lot more. Some say maybe even upwards of 10.

you are correct. I do not own Dollars.

>>715229946
Hah! Your 'multiculturalism' only applies to the 'white' kind of people. And yes, I've spent time in your Goddamn little slice of Hell

>>715227369

are you having a bad day, big man?

Don't worry, it'll be better soon, just carry on with your medication...

>>715230154
No. That is incorrect to a majority. It sort of is where you go more rural, but in a big city sense, no. Rural australia is how it should be though. This fucking multiculturalism shit is ruining the place. I left one of the capitals recently to go rural because of this.

>>715230154
I like that. Little slice of hell. Quite fitting.

>>715222585
Don't hold it against the bogan, he doesn't know any better

>>715230154
I didn't realise the Sudanese, Indians, Asians, Arabs and Asians were white and that's just in my street.

>>715230618
Inala?

i make 15k a day fags

File: 15536896_227263821050399_457940851_o.jpg (289KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 2048x1152px

>>715221803
Op is 100% a faggot

>>715230902
timestamp or fake

>>715230902
Why would you throw your money all over the place like that?
Are you autistic?

File: 15556264_227266471050134_428541285_o.jpg (224KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 2048x1152px

>>715230937
Is a photo of the bed sheet and a stamp enough? I can't be fucked getting it out again

File: image.jpg (914KB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

914KB, 2592x1936px

This is mine op church change

>>715222374
I've just mortgaged the death star for a cheeky half bil needed a bit of spare cash for human cloning etc

>>715230902
What's that? About $1600? Meh.

>>715231262
Why wouldn't you just lay it out neatly instead of throwing it everywhere like a retard?

>>715222380
Give them to me

File: image.jpg (61KB, 500x373px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x373px

No cash and time sat pop is a fag

>>715231336
Nah like $2725

>>715231338
Looks like more if I throw it around. And my chubby sausage fingers can't lay things out properly.

>>715231403
Bull shit!! Lol

>>715231262
Thats 1800 soo you lie

>>715231459
ffs give me like 5min to lay it all flat

>>715231437
Alright that's a reasonable answer.

>>715231403
You sure? I can't see enough notes there to make that much. Just recounted whats in the pic and still now where near that. Maybe recount it mate. Looks like someone got into your money box there.

I have no money

but i'm about to get a free house

i neeted so long my parents moved out

Nah OP. I'm an adult. I have over $17,000 USD in my checking account plus another $22,000 invested in stocks, etc.

No time stamp not real!!

Fuck u all its all about genuine pound sterling

File: image.jpg (19KB, 308x313px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 308x313px

>>715230902
How much cock you suck for that?

>>715231784
I have many pound sterlings. -> >>715229621

But no one seems to care.

>>715221803
So what your saying is you have roughly 65 us? Big whoop bitch

File: 15450970_227271724382942_1309885726_n.jpg (60KB, 405x720px)

60KB, 405x720px

>>715231796
>>715231613
Can't see timestamp but you get the idea

File: image.jpg (17KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 228x221px

>>715231893
So how much cock you have to suck fort that?

>>715232125
about a days worth of cocks

File: Resized_20161215_021841.jpg (262KB, 1440x1920px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1440x1920px

>>715231893
Thank you. I just couldn't see them all the way they were folded.
This is just shy of 6k.

File: image.jpg (21KB, 251x224px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 251x224px

Im socked so many timestamps lol

>>715223072
lol fake as fuck, who took a picture of you?

File: 20140819_16390.jpg (63KB, 760x1014px)

63KB, 760x1014px

Like me, but the equivalent in Argentine pesos

>>715232674
Thats better to wipe your ass with bro lol

File: richnigga.jpg (26KB, 540x850px)

26KB, 540x850px

fucking peasants in this thread, all of you are poor

>>715221803
I have 40k in one account, 10k in another, 8k in a vacation fund, plus whatever my wife has in her accounts.
I have a lot more then 0, bud.

>>715222831
>XDD
>XDDDDDD
Cancer

I have:
Chequing: $208
Savings(Travel fund):$350
Mutual Fund: $1350

>>715232983
>>715233335
>>715233465
No time stamp no pic not real

>>715222831
This bait just wants to show how pathethic this thread full of people which brag about money is

>>715232307
Yeah fuck all in good British money

>>715231848
Studentfag studying fageconomics

>>715233854
Actually I studied graphic design and that was 3 years ago now.

prehaps more faggy?

>>715222679
rich asshole

>>715221867
Nah that shits Australian, Monopoly money would be worth more