First year of uni. Im living in a room with Two gays. Yes, they

>>715221788
Join them for a sex session OP, you'll love it!

>>715221788
Bumping.
So have they fucked each other gaily whilst you were in the room? How did that make you feel

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>>715221857
Sit between them and take a cock in each hand and go skiing..

>>715221918
No, they havent fully fucked with me in the room, There have been blowjobs And handjobs, usually Under covers.
I drink And smoke weed a lot to compensate for the stress and There has been a time where i almost joined Them for a blowie.

>>715221955
Your anus should be excited. There's a 50% chance you could get dicked and an equal chance you could pound some boipucc.
Not an impossibility you could be the meat in a 3way manwich. I'd say you are in a great predicament (unless homosesex isn't your thing)

>>715221963
Bo burnham reference?

>>715222143
No. What's burr Bonhunt??

Slip estrogen pills in their food for the rest of the year

>>715222138
Sadly 100% hetero... I think... Aight, like 90%. I have had no luck with girls in the new city,and seeing them cuddle And jerk each other off has been ... Interesting

start jacking off in front of them.

>>715222220
damn...

rerolling

>>715222220
ya blew it

>>715222249
Just take a shower and pass out on the bed with a towel barely covering your bits so one of them finds you naked asleep... you get your cock drained and can still claim nohomo

>>715222266
Kek do it op

>>715222266
Fuckin /b/ and it's winrars haha

Enjoy feveredly masturbating in front of your room mates. I cannot foresee any problems with this

>>715221788
Start masturbating in front of them, then ask them to lend a hand.

Also nice dubs OP.

kill them both in their sleep for their degeneracy. Gays, like kikes, niggers and spics all need to be cleansed.

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>>715221788
nothing wrong with some gay sex
just experiment a little

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>>715222560
Ahhh you must be looking for /pol/

>>715222369
>>715222266
Op here. Will deliver.

Does your room smell like ass all the time?

>>715221963
>>715222143
Trailer Park Boys

>>715222920
No it smells like the raw pungent odor of Gay pheromone

op is gonna get raped

>>715223044
Implying OP won't love it

>>715223044
nah gays want other hot gays not neckbeards lol

>>715222813
post pic of all 3 cocks in a circle

>>715221788
This looks exacly like my first year halls, what uni are you at OP?

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>>715221788

>>715222266

>>715222813
>OP will deliver, just wait

Poor op here,
Got rejected
> we love you as a friend, anon
Forever alone

>>715223137
Are you O.P? If not how do you know OP is a neckband and not just your average wide eyed 20 year old all American cock jockey?

>>715223416
It's so weird in my room now

>>715223442
He has eaten more than 50% of his fingernail.

i'm judging him to be a fat ginger neckbeard purely based off that.

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>>715222813
I tried, b, i tried. I can not get a hard on, Just to nervous. So heres the tip of my limp Dick in front of my massaging gays.
>Inb4 OP is impotent

>>715223596
show more of your dick?

I love pics like that, taken with them in the room not knowing ^^

>>715223357
Not us>
>715223442
Im not
>>715223530
A little ginger. The opposite of fat.

O.P. Just get some female deodorant bodyspray and squirt some on the receiving faggot. Turn out the lights. Get under the covers with the dirty little fuckpiece and squeeze your ust frenzied cock end into his hot tight fuckhole. A bit of lube to ease motion and plough away at that hole until you seismic shift hot cumblast in the faggot gut.
As you settle down whisper into his ear
>No homo

>>715223416
>>715223596

just tell them you got dubs
>the rule
>you had to do it
>ok, anon don't worry
>everything will be fine
It's easy

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>>715223650
Just for u, my little faggot
Op cant work the focus

>>715221788
i'm soo fucking jealous of you

>>715223765
omg does it feel good to know there's a little faggot jerking himself silly to your pics? ; )

>>715223826
Why the fuck?

>>715223688
Winrar. ITT an anonymous 4Chan user promised to deliver on dubs and unwittingly became a raepist in the making

>>715223688
Im OP. Im rerolling these dubs.

>>715223596
ask them to suck it

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>>715223765
>Uncut

Put your penis on blue shirt gay's shoulder. Maybe he'll suck it

Start watching gay porn full volume. I

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>>715223765
they would love to suck it

are you in germany by any chance?

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>>715223963
Plot twist.
O.P doesn't know it yet but the two fagalòs have already hatched a plan to get him drunk and sodomise his nervous butt hole

Get completely naked. Lay spread eagle in bed. Let them dominate you. They have to bareback you.

>>715221788
More of the gay in pajamas. Idk why but I get fucking rock hard for pjs

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OP either creeped the fuck out of them or is having his first gay experience right now.

Become alpha no-homo and finger yourself

I just want more of OPs dick to jerk off too

>>715223984
Im not a jewcunt/amerifag
>>715224043
Not germany, but middle Eu yes

In About 10 minutes, they leave for Lunch, if this thread dies, i Will start another one, to see what their stuff is like.

OP start kissing one the gays. On the mouth. Say you've wanted this for so long no homo

>>715222220
My sides reroll

>>715221788
Tell them you want to suck both of them off at the same time.

Stephen S. Rice
91, rue Grande Fusterie
69500 BRON

>>715223596
post a webm, please!

Sleep naked tonight

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>>715224165
It's Getting weird here

>>715224409
It's your chance to move in do it you faggot fuck them

>>715224409
>Getting cucked by your own roommates
Pathetic.

slap their asses

JOIN IN OP DO IT

>>715224409
They are into voyeurism obviously. Tell them you want to see them do it because you're curious. They will love the chance to openly fuck and you get to find out if you like the gay or not

>>715224409
Man, wish I could join :c

Take off your pants

>>715224409
Fuck them now!! Before they lose their erections. They're obviously doing on purpose

grab their asses

put your dick on his shoulder and see what happens

>>715224477
Op you have to now

>>715224477
DO IT

>>715224477
This, op. Do it.

>>715224477
WinRar!

Take 'em off OP

>>715224475
Reroll

Undress completely

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OP Stick with muhammed

>>715224300
Yeees I did it op fucking deliver

>>715224500
>>715224477
Kek demands it, op.

OMG SOMEBODY PHOTO THIS CUZ THIS IS GONNA BE GOLD ONE TIME

>>715224500
Two dubs in row op do it

>>715224409
pic like this with your dick in frame

>>715224477
TOPLEL

>>715224475
Reroll again

>>715224497
this

>>715224500
double doubles OP, DO IT

OP needs a good spitroasting

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Include me in screencap
Praise kek

Rape me both

>>715224551
This

sharpie in pooper in front of them

fist one of them and work them like a puppet

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Do the helicopter

Take your pants off and spread ya ass cheeks ya faggot

we want more op

>>715224579
Fuck off faggot. Also op should ask to watch them fuck while taking vids

sneak up and flop your dick on their shoulder

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>>715224477
Go for it! Go for it!

>>715224622
>>715224500
>>715224477
Those fucking pants better be off now

>>715224622
Op must deliver again

>>715221788
throw them out the window into the street. Hopefully they break their neck.

if you live on the first floor just behead them.

In the Name of Allah, you cannot allow sin to go unpunished.

>>715224622
More WinRar!

Don't abandon us now OP

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>>715224446
Ya, im moving soon, thats why i started this thread.

>>715221788
Godspeed you motherfucker. He's getting his ass fucked as we speak.

Op there have been so many dubs and I'm hard as fuck. Delivar. Also tell them you want to watch and take pictures

Start masturbating and blow your load all over them

>>715224446
>cucked
I'm not sure that word applies

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He's getting pounded right now.
Join in if not!

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>>715224477
Pants are off

Op in what country do you live?

>>715224622
Op you better be pantless jacking off and hopefully getting fucked by those homos

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Let's just hope OP is getting the best (and 1st) BJ he's ever gotten

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>>715224792
Dat look. It's happening!

>>715224792
>that grin

either you're gonna get invited over or laughed at.

OP you need to get yourself out of there, put your pants back on tightly and go for a walk. Don't make those fags turn you into a fag. This shit is disgusting. They get turned on by seeing a hairy man ass covered in shit, fags aren't worthwhile. I've never met a nice homosexual

>>715224792
Need to spread those ass cheeks now.
>Your roommate's face
Priceless.

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>>715224792
There is no way this is fucking happening

>>715224792
Lol the dudes face. Get ready OP. ;)

>>715224792
Oh shit! OP delivered!
And is it just me or is he looking at you with a thumbs up?

Keep rubbing that dick in your underwear, maybe they'll get the right idea

Take the underwear off op.

>>715224792
Put your pants back on and get out of there, retards on /b/ will intentionally try to turn you a fool or do humiliating things. Go for a walk man

>>715224792
get ready for a bumming

>>715224792
>OP: *pants off*
>They: "AHAHAHA! TINY WEEWEE, TINY WEEWEE!"

>>715224792
I foresee a nice little Eiffel tower action there.
5 bucks on the Eiffel !

Get completely naked!! It's time OP. Take the final step into ascension.

OP finna bust a homo nut

>>715224792
Start roaring like a lion.

>>715224792
Holy fuck op I'm diamonds. I'm saving these pictures and will furiously matsurbate to this later

Somebody save this thread !

>>715222095
You were probably so high you thought you were gay

Put pants back on and flip those faggots off

>>715224931
Rolling for this

start jerking off again

OP pull your dick out and start rubbing it.

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jesus fucking christ i just wanted some recipe for good cake and i ended up in gay threesome story.... i hate my life

remember op, its only gay if you swallow

Put pants back on OP, flip the fags off

Shirt off, op

>>715224963
Roll

Time to go and kiss the one not facing you in the neck....while grabbing the one in the front by his cock.

Op better start jerking it

>>715225037
>>715224931
>>715224842
Samefag

>>715224622
Time to delivar OP.
Kek wills it.

>>715225097
Rolling for this

>>715225088
Winrar, do it OP

>>715225064
>recipe for good cake
Add cum for better taste.

its fully normal to pound some boipucci, just dont let the balls touch bro

>>715225122
Double doubles, op spread those ass cheeks

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Fuck em all to death

>>715225037
>>715225088
The samefagging is real

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>>715225109
Nope

>>715225122
Double double op!!! Kek wills it, do not tempt fate.

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>>715225109
I only posted
>>715225037

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>>715224792
hahashahahahahahahahahaa

I have feeling OP is in some trouble rn or he is fucking pounding dem

>>715225088
Winner, NOW DO IT

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>>715224792
That fucking look. Godspeed OP, it's happening now

>>715222560
THISS

>>715222667
kys faggot shit jew

Put Ben Gay or poison ivy in their butt lube.

>>715225238
Bruh, those cuts on your legs, something the matter?

take pants off again and cock-tease them while dancing.

>>715225088
>>715225088
>>715225088

less homo more deliver

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He's sucking right now like the biggest gay fish.
If not, do it.

You must begin to masturbate. They will see your uncut erection and become erect themselves. Begin the ritual. Fuck them

>>715223765
u fucking faggot shit kill yourself now,.

Godspeed OP. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>715225088
Win

>>715221788
why aren´t you just find another place, if it bothers you.

Start fingering your asshole

>>715225300
OP KEK WILLS IT

>>715223984
fucking jew, go back to auchwitz.

Op there have been so many dubs and I'm hard as fuck. Delivar. Also tell them you want to watch andtake pictures

>>715225293
emo fag or he has some weird bdsm fetish for his legs

>>715225088
Come on OP

>>715224409
Kill them, kill them now!

>>715221788

>get naked
>yell "DAMN I NEED SOME PUSSY. NOW"
>call a whore, wait for it naked, if they ask ur waiting 4 pussy
>when she arrives, fuck her in front of them
>when rain comes, jizz over ur fucking roommates
>control restored

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>>715225088
Pants are back on. And as i Said. They leaving for Lunch.

>>715225088
DELIVER

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>>715225361
even if you put your pants on, you'll have to carry on with this.

Somebody screen cap this. Godspeed you faggot. This is gold.

Op is getting rammed right now

>>715224792
Aaaand to the top of reddit we go!

>>715225425
OH man! Reroll for this!

>>715225443
Fuck, new thread for when they come back?

>>715225443
But what did they say when you took them off

poor op, he got turned down by 2 horny fags

>>715225443
Kiss one of the gays before they leave

>>715225443
Nice one OP, get something to eat or go for a walk. Next time something like this happens just leave

>>715224754
In 2016 cuck applies to everything apparently. Definitely word of the year IMO

Poop in the chair

>>715225443
follow them to lunch and make another thread later
>>715225300

>>715225443
They're going to talk about you in the cafeteria as that creepy loner room mate

>>715225443
Masturbate on their shit to show dominance. Are you the alpha or do you want to get fucked?

>>715225503
>>715225516
>>715225548
Fuck you faggots, neck yourself

>>715225443
you somehow managed to be a bigger faggot than two gay dudes

>>715225443
strip naked and follow them

>>715225583
Rolling for this

cum on their pillows

>>715225542
Lol someone had a gay experience once and got turned down or felt like a pitiful faggot afterwards. Just accept that you are gay anon. It's not worth it to try to be happy with a woman if you love the cock like you do

>>715225611
Winrar

say "here's all the money I got. It is yours if i get to join in and both of you shit in my mouth and tickle my micropenis like a men!"

>>715225642
I am a woman and I am heterosexual, I have a boyfriend

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Shows over I guess... Op has his pants back on I was hoping to see some anal virginty being taken. Today is a sad day.

say "I'll buy you lunch if you fuck me later"

>>715221788
Boil water.
Pour said water on faggots while they cuddle on couch.

>>715225611
Checked

>>715223596
wtf dude

>>715225676
Tits or gtfo also why do you hate gays so much? Did your first bf turn out to be gay and broke your heart?

OP had his chance and he ruined it. The gays won today. Maybe next time OP will be man enough to fuck a faggot. But today, the faggots won.

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>>715225676
show butthole

>>715225238
Need to talk about those cuts man?

>>715225611
>>715225690
There is hope anon

>run to the shops
>buy romantic rose petals, massage oil, candles, and a box of chocolates
>petals on bed
>strip naked and lay on their bed for a romantic anal debut
>get fucked m8

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>>715225293
this is not me and who cares if some faggots decide to cut themselves?

You can fap to them and stay in a safe distance to them. I dig mental disorders, but wouldn´t want to engage with them.

OP come back

Fuck youself with their stuff, and deliver vid.

>>715225756
>>715225804

I don't post pictures of myself online, especially not nudes. Like I said I gave a boyfriend and I'm not a whore. The boyfriend I am with now is my first boyfriend do you're not very good at guessing. I hate gays because I find them disgusting and unnatural. I hate how this is slowly becoming the norm when it is a mental illness

>>715222361
No you can't. Its extremely homo.

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>>715225599
True

>>715225877
No

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Roomster empty. I have about half an Hour.
Thanks for the thread /b/ros, was fun.

Unless.... Dubs decide what i do?

>>715225936
convert him with nudes then

holy shit, this would have been one of the most legendary threads ever if they'd actually fucked and he'd proceeded to take photos/livestream/something. It would have been in the news etc.

>>715225964
Go on his computer and try and find his porn. Maybe you can find nudes of his bf

>>715225964
Post Fullbody nude pic, face/no face

>>715225964
Abandon thread ofc

>>715225936
Tits or GTFO.

>>715225868
Roll for this

CUM ON HIS DESK! DO IT

>>715225964
Masturbate all over their stuff

>>715223596
think of ur mom it will help you get hard

>>715225279
You kill yourself buttmunchfaggotcuntcumslurper

>>715225964
Go for a walk
>>715225983
Convert who? What do you mean?

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>>715224792
Boasting in Ebin Bread

>>715225991
Roll for this

>>715226033
OP DELIVER

>>715226033
Checked.

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Get naked, start fapping, wait until they're back, act surprised

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>>715226033
we have a winrar

>>715225945
Damn op, that You?

>>715226024
You can't make me do either of those things and I don't post pictures of myself online

>>715226033
WINAR

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>>715225877
>>715225945
Op here. Could you stop posting gay shit in my thread? Is There not enough boipussy threads on b???

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>>715226033
winrar

>>715226033
HORY SHEIT

>>715225991
this

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>>715225964
Start edging now but don´t cum, until they come back.

Maybe you´ll get horny enough for some gay action and start a thread after it happened.

We are counting on you.

>>715226033
WINRAR

Better be pics/vids anon

>>715226108
OP I just want to thank you for this quality thread. It's morning where I am and you've just made my day.

>>715226097
No

>>715226038
>Convert who? What do you mean?
Are you this dense?

>>715226033
then again, "masturbate" and "come" are two different things

>>715226132
This

>>715225868
This please

>>715226108
op you posted your dick, i agree that gay shit is...well gay, but don't be a hypocrite please

>>715226108
Says the anon that posted his dick in this thread

Face it, you're a faggot like us anon

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>>715226108
OP's getting buttfucked very soon, bitches about gayshit in his thread. Topkek.

>>715222095
>>715224998
so high that you were your true self OP

>>715226108
/b/ wants to turn you into a faggot yourself, don't let them. You have your own mind. I don't get the whole boipussy thing either because it's not a pussy, it doesn't resemble one, it is simply a shitty hairy arsehole
>>715226187
Convert my boyfriend into being gay or convert some faggot into being straight? No, I don't get it

>>715226033
>>715226088
Double dubs have spoken.
Will deliver
Which stuff should i target?

>>715226171
Fuck man you Dont know how glad i am.

>>715225964
put chilli powder in their lube

>>715226333
PC keyboards or laptop

>>715226333
tripz checked

whatever comes next, kek has blessed your journey

>>715226333
Nice trips. Open the computer look for any nudes or porn. Then masturbate onto computer. Cum on his pillow or in his pillow case.

>>715226309
>Convert my boyfriend into being gay

how the fuck would you do this with nudes? are you pig ugly? Obviously the OP, not everythings about you

>>715226333
Bedsheets, pillows etc. stuff they'll notice

>>715226399
OP KEK DEMANDS THIS SACRIFICE

>>715226333
Clothing or leave a nice load of cum on their bed

>>715226309
Noone asked you, you stupid cuckhead.

>>715226333
Toothbrush

>>715226399
THIS OP DELIVER

>>715226309
>Implying you can choose your sexuality.
If you're comparing homosexuality to a mental disorder then that's a horrible comparison because you can't choose to be gay anymore than you can choose to have schizophrenia

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>>715226399
WE HAVE A WINRAR

>>715226205
>>715226205
Thanks for the insights.
But i havent poster my Dick for it to be purely sexual/for someone to wank over it. However those pics have only sexual value. Im guessing my limp Dick flashing behind my gay roommates doesnt.
Now stop being faggots, youre Just holding me off from cuming

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>>715221788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A
WATCH THIS VIDEO OR YOUR MOTHER WILL SUFFOCATE AND DIE IN HER SLEEP!

>>715226475
Of course you can choose sexuality

>>715226500
>youre just holding me off from cumming
based OP

>>715226550
also you can choose a new brain

>>715226500
Faggot, see

here
>>715223650
and here
>>715223765

Tell me that wasn't purely for sexual pleasure

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>>715226356
Holy shit... Isnt that better? I have it all here

>>715226550
Lol you're fucking retarded. Go choose to be straight for a day then. Since you're obviously a cock loving faggot

>>715226411
OP is nearly straight. No I'm not a pig I weigh 47kg
>>715226432
Fuck off mate
>>715226475
Being homosexual is a choice. I used to think I'm a lesbian so I was openly one, then I came to my senses and now I'm straight. It is a mental disorder

>>715221788
whats 7586-4875*8?

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>>715226661
PUT CHILLI INTO LUBE, THEN USE LUB TO UR ASS AND PUT UR PHONE THERE

>>715226661
if OP you're a fucking legend. We won't forget your sacrifice

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>>715226661
>>715226356
No dubs but this would be top fucking kek

>>715226640
>Arguments
>logic
Leave my thread

>>715226661
OP deliver

>>715226661
You want to stick it in uranus?

>>715226475
i used to wonder what caused sexuality
i guess it is social controls
because every indian/thai wants to fuck men with long blond hair

>>715226661
Why not both op? Masturbate all over their shit and put chili into lube

>>715226698
Then you weren't actually a lesbian dumb bitch. Pleasure is different than sexual orientation. A gay person can try pussy, A straight person can try dick. You can't choose to love it though. That's the same through your whole life. Fucking cunt.

>>715226777
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN

>>715226661
rub the chili lube on the bottle too so its all over there hands when they inevitably reach for their chili infested asses

>>715226685
Retard, everybody is able to choose. I chose to be straight a few years back. If there will be a death sentence on being straight i will choose to be gay.

>>715222220
>>715222222

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>>715226777
OHH MYYY

>>715226661
handling their fucking lube...
somehow i think they're going to notice the fucking
chili peppars in it

>>715226753
lol, I love this thread too much to leave

Just embrace your inner faggotry, it feels good man

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So, /b/
What do you think?

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>>715226777

>>715221955
U wanna stop biting ur nails u nervous wreck

>>715226803
I was a lesbian, I loved my ex it wasn't entirely sexual. It wasn't about pleasure it was about the person they were. Sexuality is fluid but it is a mental illness, wankstain. If a guy fucks another guy in the ass they're not straight

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>>715226933
do ett

>>715224792
This is fake as fuck.

>>715226933
this is what i think:
>>715226895

>>715226933
OOH THE LEGEND!!! also checkem

>>715226933
Don't do it

>>715226933
Dubs has spoken
Do it OP
For all of 4chan

>>715226784
just do both OP powder and mastur

>>715226933
Now add it in the lube

>>715226933
start new thread you madman

>>715226984
and you were miraculously cured of this "mental illness"

>>715226844
With one sex you are denying yourself being actually happy. My assumption is you're gay but because society makes you feel bad being gay you forced yourself to be straight and just enjoy the pleasure of sex not the actual love of it. It's not a choice idiot. Why would anyone choose to get ridiculed their whole life if they could just choose to be straight.