checkmate, godless morons

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>>715218803

>>715218803
Gravity you fucktard, did you not go to school?

>>715218803
It is kept in perpetual motion by the kinetic energy generated by OP continuously sucking millions of cocks at once.

>>715218803
all those threads be like:
xyz - if tachyon spaghetti carpet isn't real then why does my grass grow?

Do you fuckers even know a thing about logic? To make conclusions, statements have to have something in common. But in those thread they don't. Ever. It's a fucking probability theory statistical independence.

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If God isn't real why is this cat so long?

How dis make u feel wite boi?

>>715219568
inb4 a troll/joke, I take it seriously on purpose

it's literally how very religious people think like
-give them an interpretation
-they're so blind they either take it as a something obvious, and that, repeated a thousand times, turns into a truth, a dogma
-tell them it's not possible, because cat would have to have like a hundred or so vertebrae
-"faith isn't about knowing, it's about believing"

they're trying to reason illogical shit with faith, because it'll explain everything, and the dumber you are, the easier and more obvious it becomes a "miracle" and whatnot

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Checkmate, heathen scum

>>715219945
Lol true.

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>>715219086

>>715218803
Can a pagan answer? Or only atheists?
Either way, fucking gravity in a heliocentric universe
Which isn't entirely correct since the middle of the universe is a giant mystic tree

And remember kids that dinosaur fossils are just a trick by the devil to get you not to belive in god.....

>>715220405
Actually they existed during the same time as us, they died in Noah's flood as Noah was unable to get a single 'Kind' of dinosaur

>>715218803

Magnets. Seeing as you do not know how they work, you cannot prove that I am wrong.

Checkmate.

I'm convinced. What Christian cult should I join up with? There are so many, I don't want to pick the wrong one and go to hades.

>>715220405

If oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil. Are plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?

>>715220615
>mfw gravity is magnets irl
Like the actual answer is magnets on a universal scale so it has slightly different properties and a slightly different rules/exceptions
But it's just magnets

>>715218803
Sun does not orbit earth, earth obits sun. - Discovered in 1600's.

Earth orbits sun due to gravity- discovered in 1600's isaac newton.

Gravity is inversely proportional to the sum of the distance-isaac newton

((g(m)(me))/r) = m(g)
The gravitational constant or 6.67 x 10^-11 times the mass of an object, times the mass of the earth divided by the distance of the object from the earth is equal to the mass of an object multiplied by the gravitational field.

>>715219171
/thread

>>715218803
woah

>>715220889
actuallly you faggot learn your athiesm
einstein made a new theory

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>>715220405

>>715221004
it's complimentary to. Doesn't need to replace isaac's. Only needs to be implemented when talking about mercury.

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>>715220889
>Gravity is inversely proportional to the sum of the distance-isaac newton

Square of the distance you moron. And technically the Earth and Sun orbit each other.

l2physics

>>715221075
Sorry I forgot and didn't give enough of a fuck.

However you are wrong, they do not orbit eachother, don't be fucking retarded please.

>>715221033
I'm sure they believe in kinds of animals too
For the love of Odin they're all idiots

>>715221075
Classical physics?
Explain now how light gets attracted to a black hole through gravitational force through this formula then.

>>715220681
All hail the Great A'tuin who carries this world through the void.

>>715218803
That must be one of the worst baits in history of 4chan

>>715220337
>heliocentric universe
The stupidity contained in this phrase is astonishing. A solar system can be heliocentric, although ours isn't really. Our galaxy is not heliocentric. Our universe most definitely is not.

>>715220705
A little bit. Most oil is plant matter, not dinosaurs. By weight, algae is the largest contributor of biomass to our oil supply.

ITT: a bunch of retards call each other morons to feel better about their flawed ideologies

>>715221646
>Falling for the b8
Here's your (you)

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>>715221538
Heretic. There is no turtle

>>715221211
>However you are wrong, they do not orbit eachother, don't be fucking retarded please.

technically, that's true.

the sun, and each planet orbit around their shared centre of mass (the barycenter).

its just that with about a million times the mass of the earth, the sun's orbital barycenter is inside the solar body, and thus barely noticeable. However, the barycenter of sol-jupiter IS outside the sun - just.

The amount that its "outside" the centre of the sun (or of any star), and the resultant wobble, is one of the methods used to detect extrasolar planets orbiting other stars. An alien civilisation training its telescopes on our star would be able to detect the wobble of our star and know that there is a huge gas giant far out from it.

>>715218913
fedoraniger detected

>>715218803
It doesn't
Dumb question.

>>715220720
If it was magnets then there would also be antigravity, which there isn't.

>>715220564
I HATE NOAH NOW

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>>715218803
good pont christfag
Sorry to disappoint you (actually, I'm not sorry haha) but explanation is trivial.
I spin the sun with my cock. That's why it keeps floating over us every day.
Check mate faggot!

>>715224517
Correction, the Sun orbits the center of gravity between the earth and the sun which is probably the length of a pencil from the middle of the sun, so it doesn't actually go around the earth, What we mean by "orbit" .

>>715220033
It felt out my butthole.
Straight into your mouth.

>>715218803
Its because of your moms gravity

Try bait better

>>715224778
Idiot Vagrant detected, most elite of Cretins

>>715218803
no

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>>715218803

>>715224589
but if there isn't antigravity, why is there a word for it? checkmate magnets.

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>>715224589
Explain why there would antigravity please, just because a magnet has 2 opposite sides with differing attractions to them doesn't apply to the force we call gravity.

>>715218803
Fool. Any point can be the center of the universe. We just generally say the earth orbits the sun because the math is easier. But, if you're willing to work with parametric equations, then it's quite easy to show the sun (and everything else) orbits the earth. Get's nastier to show everything orbits a person, but it could be done with PDEs.

>>715221646
Not trying to troll but isn't our solar system heliocentric?

>>715225264
And that's why magnetism =/= gravity.

>>715218803
It's magic...

>>715225571
actually it is.
Both magnetism and gravity are succession of intermolecular forces.

>>715220720
Gravitational pull and magnetic force are completely different topics.
We haven't really begun to understand the nature of gravity until the last couple years.

>>715218803
sorry for replying to this bait but you already posted this shit thread.

>>715225779
nope. Every nonidiot kid knows that gravity is nothing else than huge mass of earth particles attracting smaller masses of everything else particles. Seriously, thats like grade 5 topic. Even though they don't teach it explictly at school. It's just obvious.

>>715221538
discworld kek

>>715225884
And do you understand why?
Einstein had colorful visuals to explain the observed effect. But nobody had any leads on the cause of the effect.
Recent breakthroughs have indicated gravitional force appears to be generated by increasing quanticle interaction by creating dense concentrations of energy. This also proportionally links to observed size of space/time.
Magnetic force is a completely different phenomenon.

>>715226020
there are different types of forces between particles but they all work because electrons switch places pretty easily. With magnetism these fuckers are even more eager to do so.
No magic at all, even providing we can't explain it whole.

>>715226279
Except one operates by electric alignment, while the other works by contracting space.

>>715226378
ever heard of ferromagnetism?

>>715226420
You need to finish what you were going to say cause it's not bringing anything new to the table as is.

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>>715219171

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Shit, you got me

Physics. Get educated

>>715222373
Technically speaking, aren't flat earthers correct in the grand scheme of space and reality as we understand it? Everything in this universe is basically just 2 dimensional, tl;dr, ye?

>>715227534
The universe is expanding in 3 dimensional directions

>>715224728
CHRSIT CUCK UTTERLY BTFO!!!
SIEG
HEIL HAWKING
HEIL HAWKING

>>715218913
this isn't overbait, it's shit tier bait.

>>715218803
surface of the Earth is moving at 1675 km/h or 465 meters/second. That’s 1,040 miles/hour.
from: Universe Today
Space and astronomy news

I dont want to be rude or pretentious but that sounds like a farytale explaining the work of our brain, instead of thinking in ways of discovering new more efficient energy sources and actually making life on earth easier new age "science" is giving us maximal digitalisation, wifi for the whole world in order to gather information. AND farytale about dreaming of universe and Mars colonisation meanwhile money god on earth and that's the only truth given us by the same people giving us mainstream media science.

>>715218803
God plays volleyball with the Sun. Everybody knows

>>715228179
Yeah, but the real universe could be a flat outer surface, like a balloon, and everything inside just a hologram.

>>715230359
What if we're in a turtle's dream floating in space?

>>715230359
???

>>715218803
The sun is attracted to our moon, so it keeps orbiting the planet.

>>715218803
The sun doesn't orbit around the Earth? I'm pretty sure it's Earth that orbits the sun.

>>715231207
No orbits function in conjuction to gravity, the larger the mass = more gravity = larger chance of objects with smaller masses orbiting around larger mass. Also, distance does play into effect aswell, the moon isn't orbiting the sun as much as it is earth.

>>715232746
You shit stain.
>orbits function in conjuction to gravity
>the larger the mass = more gravity
>larger chance of objects with smaller masses orbiting around larger mass.

So much misunderstanding. When you dont really know, just stfu.

>>715220681
Shit man
If I were to be religious I would worship the shit out of that turtle