absurd food thread lookin to expand my modest collection

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>>715217580

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>>715218018

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>>715218173
4chan is normies, rip

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>>715218224

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>>715218291

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>this thread

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>>715218312
this one actually made me laugh

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Nutella pizza

Served at my local chippy.

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>>715218312

>>715218685
Actually, i've had nutella pizza, with straw,blue,black,rasp-berries on top, And it was fucking heavenly. This is Just a shit pizza.

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>>715218779

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>>715218903

>>715217580
Been there a few too many times.
>>715217766
Ugh this is fucking bad.
Hard to beat milk.

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>>715219114

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>>715219239
fk

>>715219254
i'm a chef, and this really fucking triggered me

>>715219155
Dönerbox with Pizza. Nothing wrong with that

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>>715219267

>>715219386
I know, i'm just trying to make you fuckers hungry. Also i dont think americans get these things do they?

>>715219389

Doritos soup?

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Buuumping

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>>715219471

>>715219496
y tho

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>>715219501

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>>715219537
thats just shit pregnant women eat because they want to feel like they are soooo crazy for doing it >lol look at me im so weird when im pregnant and fat, give me attentions

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yo wassap

>>715219532
wat

top tier food is post-food DIY Soylent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeFZsCI1oPo

>>715219496
I've heard that's actually really good.

>>715217580
the fuck is wrong with you? Just eat it dry and drink the water to wash it down. Soggy ass watered down cheerios

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>>715219576
wow....i cant believe i failed le meme arrow
>fuck my life

>>715219580
Fuck is wrong with this?

>>715219576
Nice greentext, faggot

Preggos eat pickles with nutella? Fuck i shouldve told my wife.

>>715219662
Before she had the abortion

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>>715219633

>>715219633
eggs are embryos

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>>715219661
animals dont sweat

>>715219041
this is common in my country

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>>715219534
Because it's the best thing since sliced

>>715219735
nice GDP lol

>>715219735
do you live in fucking russia or something?

>>715219397
Nice feet.

>>715219764
Kek

>>715219778
Really wondering what it is that got lost in translation

>>715219532
canned asshole

>>715219769
El salvador in central america

>>715219369
Hey look, a pathetic cry for attention. By the person posting that.

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>>715219532

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>>715219958
now i know why black people complain about being ''ashy''

>>715219721
Riiiight.

>>715219838
Fish assholes are a thing
facebookcom/Ranker/posts/10154760238257287

>>715219534
Because doomsday preppin'

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>>715217580

>>715219719
I don't think you mean that do you now?

>>715220065
Ya ok. Blasphemy

>>715220058
why?

>>715217799
mfw you've never had popcorn and ketchup burritos.

>>715220156
>facebookcom/Ranker/posts/10154760238257287

Read the comments.

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>Obligatory

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>>715220121
That's just trying too hard to get on Rob Dyke's show...

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>>715220184
not sure about that but hot sauce with popcorn is my new fetish. saw it in one of these threads, tried it while high and im never looking back

>>715220256
i actually shuddered

>>715220318
bone app the teeth

>>715220411
Bone apple tea

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>>715217635
thanks for reminding me about my creditcard

>>715219317
fucking swedes

>>715220116
can someone photoshop the 'hot surface' warning at the bottom to say 'hot sauce'

thank you

>>715219447
no :(

>>715220643
How about you fuck off to /r/

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>>715219362
What's it like being extremely poor?

>>715220662
That's a fucking shame, you're missing out big time.
Although you could do what my friend done, he went to his local indian place and showed them a picture of the "munchie box" and asked if they could recreate it.
They did, now its on their menu and it sells well

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>>715217580
From my Twitter, just remembered it from last year when I saw your thread.

>>715220855
i stay with my parents so i have a big tucked away.
>not poor yet bro

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>>715220751

>>715220899
i meant bit.

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I use McCormicks seasoning but Old El Paso looks similar. Dont use a cheaper seasoning like taco bell because its definitely not the same.

>>715218685
You must be Italian, if not, let me tell you it's not absurd but quite common for us to buy it.

>>715219827
Jews Ear is a type of mushroom...

>>715219369
Fake, that's thrush.

does anyone have the pic with the badly stuffed cat and the steak?

>>715218685
Looks ok. I'd rather have choclate syrup than Nutella Along with the powered sugar on top.

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>>715219155
Nah bro HSP is where its at

>>715219114
For some reason i don't see anything wrong with this.

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<---------This shet

>>715222864

LOL batteries scrub you not use wires you butt

>>715223334

Gross get that shit out of here.

>>715218508
Kek that shit made me laugh because i have the exact same face on atm

>>715217675
why

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>>715217675

>>715217675
my life in this picture

>>715219389
You filthy fuck

>>715219389
breakfast of champions

>>715220121
Made myself a chicken cesar salad , bonne appetit. Thank me later.

>>715220468
Tell me that isn't your CC.

>>715222466
this anon is correct

it's also known as wood ear

it's a jelly-like fungus popular in china, japan, tw, hk, etc

>>715224428
Fuck you, I used to eat those.

>>715217836

would be pussy if there was salt

>>715225552
I think I've done that.
Once it melts in, it's fine; just looks weird until then.

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>>715225636
dude wat

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>>715225659
What?

>>715219721
>comrade
>Dogs use their tongue to sweat

>>715225659
Yeah did that too, pretty good.

>>715225659
>dry corn in ramen
What, how bad/cheap is the ramen packet if they stretch it with corn?

>>715225837
too much, man

>>715219537

Actually, peanut butter and pickles are decent. Even better in a sandwich with bananas and honey.

>>715226405
The acid from the pickles cooks the peanuts

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>>715225837
Porb the only epic thtead to come out of /ck/

>>715219580
Trying to make out you cook this many eggs for yourself? Gutted mate. That's just a standard amount of eggs for a restaurant during breakfast.

>>715219694
Again. Trying to make out you eat this many eggs. What a fucking brimlin.

>>715223722
It's a meme you dip

>>715224461
Those are actually really good. I roll my pb&j into a warm burrito

>>715220898
I'd try that. Doesn't look that bad.

>>715217707
id eat that

>>715217635
should be called a hotwrong