I really like Disney's Frozen "Let it Go" song.

>>715204658
I have a secret, but if i told you it it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
:^)

>>715204658
i secretly think youre a fuckin faggot

Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush.

Im a nigger

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>>715204658
I shitpost sucrets every time this thread pops up.

I also found nudes of a family member I've wanted to fuck for a while on here today. Not sure if keeping it secret or using it as leverage for more.

>>715204658
I've cheated on every single girlfriend I ever had with men.

>>715204658
mom finger car friend

>>715204658
That's because you're a faggot ass bitch.

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my secret is i shitpost on /b/ in my spare time

>>715204658
I've never heard let it go.

>>715204838
If it's yellow, let it mellow.

>>715205089
post em

I am the 4chan killer and currently working on my next victim.

my secret is I'm about 80% of the people in this thread

I used to be sexually attracted to pre-pubescent kids in my 20's but now I am only attracted to adolescent kids and adults. I am glad that my attraction to pre-pubescent kids has gone away, I feel it was a curse and a serious illness of my mind, even at the time I believed it was something others should accept. I now see it for what it really is, an illness. No idea what got rid of the attraction, I did some Salvia Divinorum and a lot of meditation and prayer, which may have done it.

Throughout My teen yrs I would sniff and cum into my Mom's dirty panties.and i to, Love let it go.

I kicked a dog once.

>>715207801
heh

>>715208011
I fucked my dog once

>>715204658
when I was prepubescent I loved gay sex but as soon as I hit 16 I hated it and went hetro

>>715204658
Im horney

>>715204658
I really like it too, OP. That whole soundtrack is GOAT.

Also
>I prefer to pee while sitting rather than standing up

>>715207805
clearly the work of Jesus. Amen.

>>715204658
I have a crush on my best friend right now and his older sister at the same time. Told the sister how I feela bout her and got shut down (lmao friends). Can't tell me dude friend how I feel cause he's straight. Woo-hoo for being a bicurious dude. Thankfully I move in 3 weeks.

>desu

>>715208352
You are on /b/... that is no secret. It's implied.

>>715207805
damn bro, happy for you

>>715204658
I killed Bruce Wayne's parents

i love the feeling of being cuckolded
i am low confidence because i have a 4 incher dick and cuckolding is an option i want my girlfrien to do to me for her to be happy
i am 18 if that helps

>>715204658
I wanna make babies with Daniel.. Too bad he doesn't feel attracted to me.

I want to casually invite a 13 year old over to my place and taste his penis then he tastes mine

>>715204658
I had murderous intent, and a well-planned murder in mind. I snuck into the scumbag's house through his back door. I picked the lock to open it. As quietly as I could, I snuck into the living room. He was in a chair, watching TV, slumped over. (Good, he's asleep, easy). I crept up behind him, put my knife to his throat... and saw blood everywhere, holes in his chest. (Oh shit! Someone probably heard gunshots, gunner got here first). I ran out the back door and into the woods in the back, hearing sirens.
I did NOT want to explain why I was there. Silver lining, kiddie rapist was dead.

>>715207805
nice

>>715204658
I also once flushed a nigger down the toilet as a child. Parents told me I took the saying if it's brown flush it down a little too seriously but I didn't see the problem

>>715208119
green text

>>715209148
txet neerg

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I let an older man rape me in family bathrooms multiple when I was 15.
I'm a boy

>>715209412
green text

Did you like it?
How did it happen?
Did you ever tell anyone?
Do you feel like a victim, or consenting person?
Did you turn out normal later in life, e.g. no relationship problems, emotional issues etc?

>>715209016
have a specific 13yo in mind or/and preferences in general? have to be 13, or is there wiggle room?

>>715208119
I cucked my dog once

>>715209570
wiggle room, 12-16 really. just Caucasian.

i wish i was a girl not the sissy/trap girl but a legit
girl who has a v ,is cut and hot , who gets a lot of attention from guys and getts fucked by big dicks

this basically started when i came to know about trphy wife and gold diggers and that got reinforced when i read this manga where the guy gets turned into a girl by some sexy godess

>>715204658
I imagine Anna and Elsa are my little sisters and I cuddle my fluffy blankets at night thinking about them.

>>715209655
ever done anything else with 1?

>>715209706
shut the hell up and stop being a wimp towards your masculinity. Man up, take responsibility and go earn what you get in life. Self-pitying yourself just because you can't be a girl and get everything for free aint going to do you shit. Nature has dealt you a hand of cards so now play with them. And btw why would you want to be a girl the reasons you mentioned is why it makes them inferior.

>>715209519
1.) At first I was apprehensive, but grew to stand it more, thinking back now I still get hard thinking of it
2.) I'll greentext it
>parents both work at airport in the air control tower
>they get out 2-3 hours after school ends
>I walk to the airport from school and lounge around until they leave
>one day, have to use restrooms
>slow day, only one guy in there
>go to the urinal to piss, notice the guy next to me (only 2 urinals) wasn't pissing.
>he was jerking off
>he notices that I see him and starts to feel up my ass
>fucking blindsided right then
>probably mumbled something like "n-not here"
>he tells me to go to the private family bathrooms close by
>we go , still gripping my ass
>enter and he makes me suck him off, he fucks me and takes pictures
>blackmails me into coming to the bathroom throughout the year using the pictures
so yeah, first encounter there that started it
3.)I never told anyone
4.) I was a victim yeah
5.)Yes, I'm fine, doing well studying chem stuff in college now

>>715210022
kek I bet youre an old man

>>715210019
no. I'm not that interested in anal at all, unless he wanted me to I wouldn't. I probably have this fetish because when I was 10-16 my single mom would go out to bingo often, and my next door neighbor (same age) would come over and we'd play doctor, essentially having young boy gay sex for hours. This was a regular 3-4 nights a week routine for years roughly. We didn't know why we did it, it just felt good and no one knew. Even at that young age around 12-13 we started actually cumming and we worked up the courage to cum into eachothers mouths which we did regularly which was nice.

My girlfriend's younger sister used to touch me in my supposed sleep.
That period of time was horrible.
To this day i'm still very confused and hate myself.

>>715210179
Damn that sucks, it sounds like there was the minimum level of consent possible.

I have multiple "strange" habits.
The first one is that i put a small bell in my washing machine, so when it runs, i'll sit in front of it listening to the bell.
I do more stuff that some will find different. If you want to know, just ask

I sexually harassed a co-worker in a desperate attempt to finally move on from my ex whom I'm still not completely over.

>>715210435
more

>>715210568
Habit 2: whenever my girlfriend or another girl sleeps with me(at night). I pretend to go to sleep and after about 40 minutes to 1 hour, i get up when she sleeps, and look for her clothing on the ground or some place else. I pick up her clothes one by one and put them somewhere else in my room in a different order. Only then, i will go to sleep

Just girls looking for their stuff, and one time a girl asked me the next day when texting if i liked sniffing panties. I dont.

>>715210238
i see. I've showered with guys those ages quite a few times, never really had any desires to do anything with them though, but might if the perfect situation came up

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>>715204658
I've recently become infatuated with one of the new Pokemon game's creatures

>Pic related

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>>715208119
I hit a dog with my car once.

> Driving along,
> Road is wet,
> Car coming the other way,
> Car behind me
> Look to my right, See a guy with 3 dogs all look like they are on leads, one is pulling away.
> Look to my left, Across the street see a couple walking their dog
> Focus back on the road again,
> Jack russel i thought was on the lead has run out into the road.
> Can't Swerve to the other lane, Could collide with other car.
> Can't mount the sidewalk could hop skip jump into old dude.
> Can't break Slippery roads, Wouldn't be able to stop, car behind me would hit.
> Keep going.
> Kill dog.
> Pull over, Old man is visibly distraught.
> People behind pulled over too.
> Offer my apologies, Old man is shocked but says these things happen, He'd just let the dog off to go into a house and last second it noticed the dogs across the street and just bolted.
> Went under my front right wheel i almost thought i'd miss it.
> I don't touch the dog, the other people who stopped already picked it up and gave it to the man who was cradling it.
> Says he's had it since it was a pup for 13 years.
> Apologize.
> Drive home
> Get permanent marker and draw a little dog Tally mark on the inside of the door.

I fucking hate little dogs,
And dogs off their lead,
I have no regrets about killing it and do not view it as my fault.

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>>715210389
It really, didn't really damage me and it still turns me on thinks about it
Plus it made me bi so, nothing too bad

>>715204658
I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip

>>715209148
well okay I'll try
>be me, 16
>saw my dog
>I was quite horny for having family over and not being able to jerk off
>She was laying on her back showing her fat pussy
>Family were finally out of the house without me
>I seen her and couldn't hold it
>I started to rub it
>she looked at what I was doing and didn't try to stop it
>One of her legs started to lightly kick
>I licked my finger and put it in
>she started to make some sounds
>my dick was aching
>I tried to insert my dick, it was tight
>it was so wet and griped my cock so well
>I came inside in five minutes
>when I pulled out she started to lick the cum that was dripping out
>This was two weeks ago

>>715211635
MODS MODS MODS

>>715210826
haha
You have some peculiar habits...Share one more! Im enjoying it

>>715209412
If you let him, It ain't rape

>>715211787
SDOM SDOM SDOM

>>715212234
>>715211787
DOMS DOMS DOMS

>>715212311
OMDS OMDS OMDS

>>715205683
Man hook hand hook car door

>>715211148
I'm getting bi-curious. I'm not a fag and I don't get turned on looking at guys, but There's this one Guy I'd like to fuck for some reason. I'm really curious as to what having sex with a Guy feels like. Wht does It feel like anon?

>>715212615
Spooked

>>715204658
When I was 14 I did things with my 8 year old cousin. I can Green text It if people want it

I let a tranny suck me off, and I returned the favor

>>715212815

Details? Are you m or f? What is your cousin?

>>715209036
Sounds fun! Hope you r not lying, anon

>>715212815
Do it

>>715212893
Male. My cousin's a girl

>>715211635
The fuck dude

>>715213031

MOAR
DO IT

>>715211635
jesus dude

>>715212815
so it happened this year..?

>>715213076
>>715213076
So he got his dick wet with his dog, so what, probably more pussy than anyone on here has ever had.

>>715212831
nice, did you swallow?

>>715213076
>>715213332
Heeeell yeah. At least I didn't kiss the dog, now THAT'S fucking creepy.

>>715213429 thanks

>>715213429
Except for the eventual anon who confesses to fucking a cat.

>>715213541
Well at that point either they're lying or their dick is actually tiny enough to fit inside of a cat, so whose winning their? Not cat fucker, that's for sure

>>715204658
4Chan turned me into a cuck. I'm currently in a cage and haven't had sex with mt girlfriend in two months. On the otherhand my girlfriend been fucking around with my best friend while I try rubbing one off in the cage.

>>715213459

We wore condoms. I would have done it raw but she wanted the protection. I'm clean though, so I guess she was just covering all her bases.

>>715213517
> At least I didn't kiss the dog, now THAT'S fucking creepy.

No argument can be made there.

>>715213704
Have you had sex with your best friend?

>>715212976
>Be me, 14
>Had Lost my virginity to a sex worker just a couple weeks ago. Was really craving for sex
>I had just moved back to the place I was born in after living in another city for 12 years.
>My uncle helped a lot with the moving
>He has 3 daughters. Only 1 is truly his. One of the other is the product of his wife's infidelity, and the other is from a previous marriage
>Since my Uncle is at my place really often my cousin usually is too.
>She's 8. Really pretty. The kinda girl I would've killed for when I was 8 myself
>She looks up to me
>I barely even know her but she's nice so I like her
>I overheard my uncle say that she has the bad habit of greeting people by kissing them on the Lips.
>Next time I'm alone with her I try to Kiss her Lips.
>She allowes me while giggling.
>We start making out.
>She's a better kisser than any girl I've kissed before.
>My uncle is comminng
>She pushes me away and say he can't know about this
Cont. ?My cousin (let's call her N) knew It was wrong and acted like an adult. That's mainly because of the shit she's seen. I may tell you about that in part 2

>>715213774
No I'm not gay... Yet.

>>715213377
No It was 6 years ago

>>715213853
Stay tuned....

>>715213837
>Cont. ?

no, kys pedo

>>715213837

Cont. please

>>715214052
I'm no pedo dude It was some stupid shit I did 6 years ago. I don't like little girls

>>715214169
>>715213920

>replying to posts and posting greentext.

>>715213837
Keep going

>>715214052
Fuck this guy

>>715213706
Still really hot tho, did you ever fuck her again?

>>715210217
Why? Because he doesn't talk like a pansy faggot? Your generation has had their balls cut off and you don't even know it. Faggot.

>>715205683
This joke is stale. Stop, or go back to red dit.

I want to fuck Skrillex.

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>>715210022
>>715214761
Samefag much?
>>715213837
>Cont. ?
please no.

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>>715209125
Kek

>>715214113
Alright so I'll tell you guys some backstory ok?. N's mother is a real slut. She's fucked almost every man in the fucking city. She's cheated on my uncle more times than I can count. When N and her older sister were really Young, their mother would take them with her to her lover's place. The dude was utter trash (never met him, I just heard N tell me all this shit when she was just 6), he laid a blanket on the floor so the little girls could sleep while he fucked their mom right in front of them. I think this went on for a while idk what else she'd seen at such a short age. Anyways you don't want to hear all this shit so let's continue
>Since then we started to make out really often.
>I wasn't into little girls, but for some reason I got rock hard when I did this.
>I touched her all over too.
>I don't know no One in town yet so obviously I didn't get no pussy or anything remotly ressembling pussy.
>I felt really guilty after making out with her.
>The guilt got so bad that I would stop for weeks until eventually going back to It.
>I had a PS3 and she said that If I let her Play I could touch her all I wanted
>I was like wtf
>Then I was like "ok"
>I touched every inch of her body
>Put her into all sorts of sexual positions rubbing my Dick on her but never actually fucking her since I knew that that shit could bring me loads of trouble.
>One day we are making out and she grabbed my by the Dick
>Feelsgood.jpg
>She says she wants to do the thing her mom did with her mouth since that made men feel good and she wanted me to feel good.
>I pull It out
>She starts clumsily sucking me off, her mouth way too little to actually getting the while thing in.
>I cum in her mouth and tell her I love her
>She laughs and says It tastes awful
>She still swallows It as to not leave evidence behind.

Cont.? Final part

>live in moms basement
>have never touched a girl
>no friends
>no real opportunity to change this
>26
I'm indifferent about life.

Drugged my wife once in a club so guys could play with her. Also want to see her raped or blackmailed in to doing depraved sexual acts.

>>715212815
Greentext requested

>>715215014
No. not the same person. Faggot.

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>>715213837
>>715215217
Are one that one Faggot that stupidly dubbed himself "Sick-bro", cuz you both have the same shitty style of writing.Just askin'.

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>>715215346
Whatever you say. Faggot.

>>715215217
Yes please finish so I can finish.

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We all have secrets?!

> http://utn.pl/IGglU <

>>715211635
kek

Is the thread dead?

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>>715215217
Go on...

>>715215275
>cuck

>>715215809
Nah, just enjoy her being a slut, even if she doesn't want to.

>>715215976
Area code? Someone here will volunteer to rape your wife.

>>715214726

Not yet, I've been iffy on seeing her again. She couldn't get hard enough to fuck me and she gave me an excuse that I arrived at her home too early and that it threw her off (i didn't know she lived literally 5 blocks away from me).

I'm also beta with a small benis so I don't think I'd fuck her all that well.

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>>715216044
Denver CO

pic related

>>715216044
913

>>715215274
Not sure if you're into anime, but you should give Welcome to the NHK a watch. I was in a very similar situation as you were and surprisingly enough watching that series made me decide to finally stand up and walk forward in life.

Also, you said that you have no opportunity - of course you have no opportunity, at least not in the sense of having one just come to you out of the blue. You have to go and make opportunities with your own two hands. I'm being blunt with you, if you don't put in the effort to at least take baby steps into leading a successful adult life, nothing will change. Days will pass by and by, time will keep ticking, Earth will still keep rotating, and you'll be stuck in the same spot. Sooner or later, your time on this planet will come to an end and the regret you'll feel when you realize you never filled a fulfilling life will be what completely topples you and all your wasteful memories over like a stack of dominoes.

>>715216348
What's it about? It's not a high school melodrama is it?

i'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

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>>715214761
FYI I dont have balls. I said that because He sounds to be attached to something he doesnt even know. Clearly, a delusional old man and you must be one of those retards who believe in everything that an old man says. both shitlords!

>>715216408
No, It's well-known for an entirely good reason. I highly recommend it.

Summary: "Twenty-two-year-old college dropout Tatsuhiro Satou has been a hikikomori for almost four years now. In his isolation, he has come to believe in many obscure conspiracy theories, but there is one in particular which he holds unshakable faith in: the theory that the evil conspirator behind his shut-in NEET (Not in Employment, Education or Training) status is the Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai (NHK)—an evil and secret organization dedicated to fostering the spread of hikikomori culture.

NHK ni Youkoso! is a psychological dramedy that follows Tatsuhiro as he strives to escape from the NHK's wicked machinations and the disease of self-wrought isolation, while struggling to even just leave his apartment and find a job. His unexpected encounter with the mysterious Misaki Nakahara might signal a reversal of fortune for Tatsuhiro, but with this meeting comes the inevitable cost of having to face his greatest fear—society."

>>715216044
>>715216225
Hmm no one has yet. Oh well. Got my hopes up.

>>715212815
>>715213837
>>715215217
>>715214287
I do what I want

Final part since I'm not a faggot and won't leave you guys half way there.
>Be summer (the same summer I. Which everything happened)
>I've spent all afternoon with N and her father
>It's getting dark
>Her father says they gotta leave
>She doesn't want to
>He says she can stay the night if she wants since we've got an extra bed
>Think nothing of It
>Go to my room to Play some vidyas
>N comes with me
>I get turned on for x reason (You don't really need a reason when you're 14)
>Start making out with N
>Tell her I liked what we did Last time
>She laughs
>Say we shouldn't do It again though. Because it's wrong since we're cousins.
>She says she doesn't care
>I say ok but it's not going to happen again
>She says fine.
>It's like 11pm at this point
>It's really fucking hot
>Next to my place there's a swimming pool.
>It's quite a common thing in my country. Having plots of lands in fsncy neighborhoods like mine exclusively for swimming pool.
>This one is pretty accesible. I just have to climb a fence.
>The owners are gone since it's late
>I decide I want to refresh myself by swimming for a bit
>Tell my mom and go
>N says she wants to come to, but just to watch me swim, not get in the water herself
>My mom lets her
>I help her climb the fence (Not a tall fence at all)
>I jump in the water and start swimming around.
>N decides she wants to swim too.
>She takes of everything but her panties
>She jumps to the water and swims around a bit.
>She comes towards me and hugs me and kisses my Lips.
>I Kiss her back
>Get turned on again
>The touch of her set skin with mine really turns me on.
>I'm not thinking straight at this point.
>We get out of the pool and hug
>Then we Kiss
>Then I gran her by her waist and turn her around.
>She doesn't say anything, she just laughs.
>She spreads her legs for me.
>I take off her panties.
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>>715216498
How old are you and your gf?

>>715216517
You got a nice ass faggot

>>715215445
Nope

>>715216552
Sorry /b/ro. Thought for sure someone would jump on it. I'm about 1k miles away.

>>715216552
happy to blackmail her fam, but I'm too far away to do it in person. I feel you wouldn't enjoy her being blackmailed by a stranger on the internet as much.

>>715216604
im old enough to know not to tell people how old i am... his gf is 18

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>>715216589
Ooooooh yeah, you're the same faggereno.

>>715216540
Sounds interesting. I thought I saw it on Netflix but I just checked and it's not there. I'm either wrong or they recently removed it. I'll find it elsewhere.

>>715216732
Well, threads not dead yet.

>>715216840
Correct.

>>715216910
Hope it manages to strike a chord within you too. I wish you the best of luck, anon.

>>715216348
I'm not a bitch though. I work 50+ weeks and I know my shit and what I'm doing, I'm just in a really weird spot in life, basically stuck in autopilot.

I'll pass on the anime. I appreciate the thoughtful response.

>>715216589
Bumperino faggoterino lurkingino

>>715216589
Cont.
>She giggles
>I'm rock hard at this point
>I rub my Dick on her sweet pussy
>She says I can put It in if I want
>I put the tip in, she moans.
>I slowly put the while thing in and she moans louder.
>I start to thrust softly
>She's bleeding
>I take It out and turn her around to see her face.
>I put It in again and as I do It tears roll Down her cheeks.
>She looks me in the eye and smiles.
>I'm so turned on.
>I start thrusting faster
>Harder
>Her moans are getting louder
>I'll never forget her moans, man. Her soft and high pitched voice screaming out in pleasure, or maybe pain, or both.
>I cum inside of her, as Deep as I can while looking at her expression
>She's breathing heavily, I am too
>I pull It out and come starts pouring out
>Bestsexever.jpg
>She washed in the swimming pool
>I loved every bit of It
>I tell her we should get going
>We return home.
After that summer she and her father stopped comming home as often. I've seen my uncle countless times since then and I was always worried that he may know, but I'm sure he doesn't or he would've shot my ass. That year I made Friends and started to get pussy my age so I never did anything with N never again. I fucked her sister though. Bjt That's a story for another day and she's legal. Hope you liked It. And save It if you really liked it. I ain't writing this ever again. See ya.

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>>715217481
Well done faggot

>>715217481
Either it's fake or, more like, your memories are kinda... Badazzled. But, As they say; every good story needs a little bit of help.

>>715217808
Yeah, pretty sure a young mans cock isn't gonna easily penetrate an 8 year old twat without doing massive damage and receiving a fair amount of resistance unless he's tiny... for an asian. Great story though!

>>715204658
i pee on the side of the toilet so it doesnt make any noise (i live alone)

>>715204658
I have hairy arms and I'm a girl

>>715218359
Autist?

>>715218365
Rolling for spic

>>715218419
What? No, I'm European

>>715218391
no when i piss straight into the water its just so fucking loud

>>715218391
Side of the toilet is still in, not out, So no, faggot.

>>715218514
Damn. Thought I nailed that one. Greek? Italian?

>>715218651
Autists aren't known for pissing on the floor you fucking moron

>>715218631
THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL POWERFUL???

>>715218813
I don't feel the need to let my neighbors know im pissing

>>715218852
You in an apartment with the thinnest walls ever?

>>715218677
Slav?

>>715218750
It's
>Out
Of the toilet
Retard

>>715218897
No i just assume they can hear it, idk if its my toilet or my dick but its really fucking loud.

>>715218968
What the fuck are you even on about?

>>715219075
Fuck me
>Outist

>>715218974
It's probably not that loud. They probably can't hear it. If they can, they don't care. Just get in there /b/ro

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>>715219140

>>715219143
No I've done it since i could piss on my own. I must carry it on, it is my legacy.

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>>715219429
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

I am paying a girl 20 years younger than me for regular sex and hang outs

>>715219635
What're you, like 30?

My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all

I'm trying to tempt my best friends dad so I can fuck him.

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>>715219885
He likes me trying to tempt him and I know he watches me, so I put on a show for him when I can.

>>715219710
38

>>715220043
>this is the correct answer
>no one believes you

>>715220115
ok cool. But yeah 38 and 18
I have enough extra cash to have a.. regular girl .. somewhat sugar daddy kind of arrangement.

I no longer love my wife and jack off to traps

>>715218934
I'm a Slav, not Greek nor Italian

>>715220214
I stay over with her sometimes and walk through the living room to the kitchen at night in my underwear when I know he's there, wear low cut tops so he can see my tits when I bend over, have let the towel "accidentally" slip in front of him a couple of times, always leave the bathroom door open when I have a shower, and am now turning up when I know he's alone and making excuses to use his shower. I've seen his shadow at the bathroom door a couple of times and make a show of washing for him.

>>715220312
Portuguese? Spaniard?

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Apologies to all the regulars of pedo AMAs
This last one was horrible

>>715212664
Fag.

I'm cheating on my boyfriend, I've been together with him for 7 years.
Some years ago he started to lose interest in sex. Once a week became once every 3 months and now it's once every year.. I've talked to him about it many times, but he just doesn't do anything about it.. Whenever I show initiative (for example giving him a blowjob) he doesn't try to return the favor by satisfying me. I don't think he even touched my pussy with just his hands in 3 years or so..

Now I'm cheating on him with a friend who's in a similar situation..
Ask me anything

I'm gay, but if anyone in my town found out i'd probably die

>>715220400
I'm a Slav, Polish girl

>>715220393
You've laid the ground work. Seems like hes interested. Time to make a move now, if things go on like this he's just gonna keep on beating his dick after seeing you like this here and there. It's time to get aggressive. Let your towel slip and stay sipped, make eye contact, and if he looks away or walks down the hall, call him back. It's time to lock this shit down anon!

When I was 15 I had to babysit my 6 year old sister sometimes. We always took a shower together and washed each others bodies thoroughly.

>>715220547
Never woulda guessed that. Slav polish with hairy arms. They can't be that hairy. Pics?

>>715220575
Cleanliness is Godliness.

>>715220563
Their shower is a glass cubicle, so I'm waiting till I can make him out wanking then I'll open the shower door and ask him in.

>>715220686
So they say. I especially like how she uses her mouth to make sure my cock is really clean.

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>>715220657
I don't know, I'm just embarrassed to show my arms in the summer. All other girls are almost hairless

>>715220746
Other anon
Get out and kiss him instead
Optional stroke his dick at the same time

>>715220746
Don't let that be your only move though. Maybe everyone else is out and he's cooking, offer to help him out and reach around him to grab a pot or something and give him a squeeze. Gotta make your own luck!

>>715220527

Why not just break up?

>>715220920
Your arms are seriously not that hairy.

>>715221041
because whores don't logic like that, probably using him as a bank.

>>715204658
I actually liked the star wars prequels

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>>715221169
kys

>>715221054
No? Well thank you then

>>715221041
Because I love him,
I know it sounds weird to cheat on someone you love.

Bur I had dreams of having a family with him and just living together. I just can't give up on him and I keep on hoping for his old self to come back..

>>715220959
I'm thinking of just getting out of the shower when I see him there, get on my knees, and tell him I want his cock in my mouth.

>>715220527
Tits or GTFO

>>715221084
What bank? He doesn't have a job!
Call me a whore all you want, I'd like to see how you'd react when someone you love suddenly loses interest in having sex with you and you're left sexually deprived in a relationship without intimacy.

>>715221490
>in a relationship
>sleeping with other dude
>no interest in the guy "youre with"
>still won't break it off while fucking other guys

yep, you're a whore

>>715220527
Tits or GTFO

>>715220312
I KNEW IT

>>715204658
I unironically listen to We're Number One

My wife and I have been messing around with our neighbor for the last couple months. Her husband doesn't know.

>>715221531
Kek, if you'd actually read you would understand I've been trying to fix this for years, would I do that if I didn't love him? No. I'd break up.

>>715221729
No you're not

I wank beside primary school playgrounds at lunchtime and get as many children watching me as possible. Sometines I stick my dick through the fence and try to entice them to suck it.

>>715221762
Yes, I am.
I've discussed this with him, saying that sex and intimacy is important to me in a relationship. And yet he doesn't do anything to try to satisfy me.

>>715221864
No, you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't be fucking other guys. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I act like I have all my shit together in front of friends, family and business associates but I am actually a depressed alcoholic wreck.
I manage to prevent hangovers from being noticeable with a balanced diet, good hygiene and otherwise healthy lifestyle.
However I have been getting weird twitches and tremors lately and think some people are starting to get suspicious.

>>715221860
Thats sounds so dangerous it has to be fake
Wish it wasn't though

>>715221720
Greentext ya fucker

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>>715220527
im 80% sure this is either a shitty troll or some fantasizing cuck, but in the event you actually are what you say you are, i want to make a point because this is something i have been through.

the problem in your relationship lies just as much in you as in him.
what could you be doing that might make him not want to be close to you? do you communicate about these feelings openly with him?
if not, or if you have tried, its your fault for perpetuating an unhealthy relationship just as much as his. its unfair to the both of you to keep something like that going between you, that is called codependency.

in relationship context, sex is an expression of understanding and trust just as much as validation and lust. if you try to maintain that relationship context without understanding or trust, actual intimate sex and consideration of both partner's desires isnt really possible.

>>715221993
Many small town and village primary schools are kinda remote and surrounded by chain-link fencing. I just find a bit of the fence that can be seen from the playground but not from any roads. Had to do a runner a couple of times.

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>>715204658
my first job after leaving school was working at a butcher shop....

i can tell you now, NEVER eat the "special" mince...

your welcome

>>715221937
What does that even mean?
I just told you that I've discussed this with him for a long time. He chooses to not do anything about it even though it's important. What does he expect of me?
To live a life without sex?

Also I'm not fucking several guys it's one guy that has the same problem.

Trade school's coming to an end, can't apply for next year due to budget constraints. By January, all I'll have is 225 dollars and a certificate that says I finished trade school. Can't think of anything to do for my future. I was thinking of getting a job but I've read working in the food industry is shit, more so for bakers. So, I thought maybe I should just start up a small bussiness. I really don't know what to do with my future.

>>715220527
Did you gain a bunch of weight? Or have kids?

>>715222205
if this is true, you are a fucking retard for posting it on /b/.
if it isnt true, you are equally as retarded.
you deserve everything that is coming to you.

>>715222243
...go on

>>715222336
What trade?

>>715222356
No and no

>>715204658

i am going to kill myself after new year.

just dont want to ruin my kids christmas.

>>715222205
As if the kids don't tell the teachers
After 2 times they would tell the police and you would be on the run

>>715205110
Biscum, kys.

>>715222050
Nah, too lazy.
She found out we're swingers and got curious. Started with asking questions and telling us she'd never be able to do something like that. Then, whenever we'd have a neighborhood party (pretty much every weekend) if I went to bed early she would go in our bedroom and try to wake me up. One of the times my wife pulled my dick out and started sucking it in front of her. It was on from there.

>>715222429
Bakery. It's not much of a trade school but more to a govt program to create young entrepreneurs. 6 months, learned about cakes, breads, etc. I'm still in my late teens so I know opportunity awaits.

>>715221977
Hey anon, listen. Get help, okay? Being depressed is shitty enough but + alcohol, that's just a recipe for self-destruction. Talk, my man. Communication is key.

>>715221602
Oh did you?

I got a blowjob at kindergarten when I was 6

>>715222462
Dude, do you even care for your kid? If you're serious, think about your kids not having a parent for 2017, 2018, 2019, etc. It will fuck with their heads. Eventually, they'll get themselves into some shit to cope with your passing. Please don't, anon. Think about 'em, think about you!

pushed a kid in my early teens from a tree he wanted to take my spot so i pushed him and now hes retarted i will NEVER forget the sound he made when he fell

>>715222122
The thing is he does want to be close to me, we cuddle and kiss but it just doesn't go much further than that.

As far as I know he just has a very low libido, that's the main thing he says when we talk about this, but then again when he actually is in the mood he only wants blowjobs.. So it's only him getting sexually stimulated..

I'm considering suggesting an open relationship, so I won't have to lie about it to him anymore..

Thanks for actually saying something useful

>>715204658
I am sexually attracted to sewing machines and meat tenderizers.

>>715223861
nuh uh

I'm Bi and Idk how to tell my gf

>>715222892
from who?

>>715223952
>"Know how you like dick? Well, you said we need to start agreeing on more things..."

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>>715222388
ALL butchers are fiends anon...

check out pic related
why do you think hes smiling ?

mince is remarkably absorbant of bodily fluids, never trust a butcher who smiles anon

and NEVER buy the "special"mince

>>715204658
no

I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll..Oswald was a fag

>>715224287
Let's quit mincing words here, are you guys jerking off in the meat?

>>715222263
you are a cheating whore but have a reason for it so it's ok?
well, you can try to justify it in your head but it doesn't change reality

>>715211091
Sounds like your streching your story. You made it sound like the dog had to die in order for shit to be alright.

>>715207019
If by that you mean you'll kill 4chan then by all means proceed

I'm straight but i greatly enjoy masturbating while acting like a sissy to random stranger on the internet.

It's weird cause i prefer being dominant with women.

I guess i must be bi but i don't find myself getting attracted to men, just their dicks.

Ah fuck it i must be bi, who gives a shit

Cam chat blackmail reporting. What did I miss?

Miraculously achieve consecutive digits at the end of all my posts

>>715223665
In my case I was being selfish because I felt my partner wasnt willing to actually listen to me and instead only heard what she wanted to hear. This was pretty much equally my fault, but in our case we argued alot and it just took all the fun and spontaneity out of the relationship..

she was a very kind person, but when she got the idea in her head that something was wrong, nothing i could do would make it right

it doesnt really matter the specific reason though, some people i think just dont operate well in a relationship, its just the dynamics, but in my case i found that by accepting something along the lines of an open relationship and agreeing to consider us as mostly friends as opposed to committed lovers really gave us both the space and time we needed to re-discover the intimacy we had lost between us.. in six years, that was the only thing that really set a clean slate and i feel like our acquaintance really has only just started now.. not really sure what the future holds, but i do now agree with the saying that, well, if you really love someone and they really love you, if you set them free they will always find a way back, but you will never really know until the two of you find happiness without each other first.

im just rambling now.. i could go on and on, but hopefully you get the idea. good luck.

>>715221632
lol can relate, had a good kek listening to Stephen sing it live recently. Also pretty good that this helped raise money for his cancer treatment

>>715204658
I want to fuck a shark.