Anyone here use tinder? Any stories?

>>715185550
i'm talking to a girl who knew about 4chan, sorta is making my night far more fun than it would have otherwise been

Good or bad stories?

Met my girlfriend of 2 years on there. I wasn't even looking at the profile or pics, just kept swiping right while drunk. She knows that but we are still in love still and have no plans on stopping. It's good.

I just get laid and get nudes. Shit is easy. I'm not rich and maybe 7/10 on my best day. Not like I'm ripped.

Pussy just kind of flows on Tinder. Pro tip if her profile says "not here for a fling" she is here for a fling. Women are stupid.

>>715185550
Depends on how pretty you are, OP. Otherwise, it's shit.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm 7/10, have pics of me adventuring, get tons of hits but from obese chicks, black chicks with kids, or with vapers, chicks looking for free weed. Perhaps I'm uglier than I think.

>>715187416
This af...I've slept with at least 15 girls from tinder...all of them said not here for hook ups. Lol

>>715187593
This. I'm like a 5 and older and it's total shit for me. Maybe 4-6 girls a month chat with me and it's for like 2-3 texts then that's it. Just basic "hey what things do you like" then they just stop. Thought it could be my rap, but unless the correct first thing to do is send a dick pic then I have no idea. Girls have it easy of course and just need to wade through the shit. But even a blind squirrel finds a nut right?

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i met the one who introduced me into 4chan there. then he broke my heart and I died

>>715188046
Dude, I either got zero matches or bots. I have zero clue how anyone who's uglier than me has gotten laid using Tinder. Seriously, like wtf?

>>715187416
Any tips for the conversation? Only took one girl out and it was slightly awkward since she wasnt that interesting. How to skip the date and just smash?

>>715188278
It's what you write...when I first was on Tinder 0 matches took a couple of cool shots hiking wrote somethings about dumb shit I like then they all started rolling in I never ask about sex or hooking up it just happens...

>>715188278
>>715188046

Well I can say I got laid once. Total 4 however. At least it wasn't a guy I guess. Still... That was 2 years ago. Now like you said it's bots and mostly BS it seems. Not like it was before. I started to look in to other apps as well but so far nothing. Seems paying for an account on POF might be the nest step. Zooks even seemed to suck for example.

Anyone else recommend some other free app?

>>715185550
met a jewess, she was slutty artsy and ditsy. didnt wash regularly. fucked her for a while til i quenched my thirst then broke up with her.

She was fucking loaded though, like, family owned multiple homes, 2 in Manhatten, loaded. Still wasn't worth the legbeard

>>715188558
>It's what you write

This is most of it also. They say they don't want to be lied to or play games with but they must since they never seem to click on the "real" accounts which are honest and more realistic.

Been using for about a year.

Had 2 Hook ups and both were terrible. Did lead to more interesting stuff.

Been a few dates, a few nudes, Met my current girlfriend of a few months there.

6/10 on a good day, beat advice is be funny, intelligent, be cheeky without being overbaring, and don't be a cunt if things aren't working out, girls aren't afraid to tell their friends what you're like and word gets around.

Network from there.

>>715188558

I dunno, I think chicks just hate me because I did that. I'd write about shit I liked or did and had pics of me outside doing shit. I have a pic of me hugging my dog, a golden retriever, ffs.

I'm also too stupid to know how to hookup or even what to say to get laid tbh. I'm too scared I'll creep her out and she'll run off.

>>715188599
I have a hard time believing Tinder was ever any good. But there's Bumble, the catch is women message first and I've also seen way more attractive women there than Tinder.

>>715188863
Also you gotta remember there's probably 100+ guys trying to get at them so you gotta stand out...my friend showed me all the matches she had and all the messages she had ignored...there's probably like 15 guys that have told her I'm not like the rest I'm different I'm shy I don't usually talk to a bunch of girls...

>>715185550
I met a girl that managed 3 corporate accounts and made a lot of money...slept with her she flew me out a couple times to see her and she paid a professional to rewrite my resume then called in a favor and got me a awesome job...I ended up sleeping with her a couple more times then we parted ways...

Met loads of girls who just came out of a relationship. Had a few dates with some that were great on their own. Mostly get whales that are far bigger than they appear, I simply cant sleep with them now it just doesn't work.

Slept with one, an 8/10 with a wild ass... shit was smoking. Slept with this christian girl who has gone back on every rule she has made and continues to text me regardless of how I treat her.

Met an 18 yro who might move in with me soon.

man tinder is weird af, I've deleted it and readded like 5 times.
Gottta have good pics, nobody reads your bio.

I've gotten laid off it, and will later this week. Usually im just really direct and tell people im looking for like a fwb or w/e which removes a lot of people but over time it works? I'm too lazy to put in the work otherwise

got like 200 matches or so and never met up with anyone, its good if you need some validation but that's about it

Whisper is better for finding a fwb I found.

>>715189986
what's it like?

>>715185550
got laid and contracted HPV, be careful guys

>>715189986
Whisper girls that I've met so far have been unstable...

I use tinder pretty frequently in the SF bay area. I use a fuzzy no face pic of some other guy with his shirt off and amazing abs (way nicer than mine) but similar body type to me, then some face pics of me adventuring and shit. Get fucktons of matches over the abs, I always say "oh that's an old pic but I still go to the gym all the time" works like a charm

>>715190170
It's like 4chan with locals.

>>715190232
Oh yeah, definitely. I was lucky enough to meet someone in the middle of a young divorce.

>>715189986
I just downloaded it right now

wtf is car fun? kek

>>715187159
fuck you all for not replying to this

Any advice on getting nudes?

>>715185550
I super liked this girl about a week ago, we are hitting it off pretty well. Her sleep schedule is as fucked as mine is which is fantastic, and we are meeting tomorrow evening. I don't want to fuck myself but it seems to be going really well. I have never dated anyone, never had sex, and am 21. I can't fuck this up

>>715185550
im what I consider a below average guy on there but I got laid for the first time afew days ago.

>>715193092
Its too late, you will be terrible in bed and she won't see you again.

Then all these horrid emotions on how you have never been with someone through your prime years will surface and you will be damaged for months.

Is it just for you guys in your twenties?
Are women in the 30-40 range on it?

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>>715193092
>has a chance to lose virginity
>is talking like a cuck who is trying to find his dream girl

Stop being such a pussy you retard

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>>715194008
Theres a story here and there of students matching with their professors and shit. Definitely older women on

>>715187416
noted

>>715193828
Nah bro you'll be fine screw this guy...just keep calm try to do something fun it's rare unless you specifically ask for hookups to have sex on the first night...usually I just make conversation and set up for the second date... Lol like for example ask if they've tried a place to eat that you like and say maybe we can go next time...

>>715190179
this
never fuck a girl without a condom that you just met on tinder, she could've fuckd a million guys before you.

>>715193828
tru <100emoji> <100emoji> <fireemoji> <fireemoji> <cryingfromlaughingsohardemoji>

>>715194364
wtf is this?

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>>715194364
><100emoji> <100emoji> <fireemoji> <fireemoji> <cryingfromlaughingsohardemoji>

>>715187757
its because everything women say is reversed lol

>>715194119
Nice, might have to give it a try then

Been looking at backpage but I'm just too jew to spend one hundred fucking dollars for half a fucking hour

>>715189297
Really? I tried tinder for like a week and I seriously did not know what the fuck women wanted. I'm ripped and decent looking, but should I put shirtless pics? I don't want to be an awkward fuck

>>715194525
a black person's instagram

>>715195055
>one hundred fucking dollars for half a fucking hour
Yeah fuck that. And tinder lets you narrow your search to specific age ranges to help with the wanting older women thing

>>715187159
<3 this gives me the warm fuzzies

>>715195315
Same here. I think its mainly just flooding of the dick market. EVERY female gets a shit ton of swipes while a lot of guys get next to none. Tinder is kinda just a shitty avenue for dealing with this shit honestly

>>715193092
Same story as me. Funny if it was the same bitch I hooked up with on there.

>>715189297
this is a big deal.

picture this. every time you swipe right nothing happens. but if its a girl, chances are almost every time she swipes right she gets a match.

>>715195765
To be honest, Tinder makes me sympathize with rapists

>>715185550
I've been using Tinder for over 2 years and POF for over 3 years... Have yet to meet a girl in real life using those apps...

>>715189181
Dude there's a book my cousin told me to read it's like a pick up artist I already do most of the shit on there and I never read it but the things I already do are in that book...I'm not saying I'm an expert but I have had my fair share of chicks...just be confident!

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Top tips
>be foreign
>don't be autismo
>be a mix of cheeky and shit
>get laid a lot

>>715196359
The Game by Neil Straus.

90 percent of the book is about confidence. A lot of it is trash. but if you can learn how to be confident things are different.

>>715185550
Yes have made several dubs decides threads for tinder. Have been on roughly 20 dates using the app over the past few years, most of them went well. A couple of one night stands which weren't particularly interesting. It's a pretty legit dating app.. Haven't been catfished which is nice.

>>715196365
Holy fuck anon please paste your bio statement. Did you have good pics or just some witty joke?

>>715196620
Not the same anon but have had similar success on there. Don't be ugly and you'll get matches. Pretty much how it works

Most matches I've ever had in a row my buddy switched my bio to "I'm just here to fuck"
sometimes being brutally honest is the best route

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>>715196365
>>715196620
It's pretty out there offensive tbh and I'm not giving it to you.
It can go either way but it's always fun

>1/?

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>>715197231
I also had a shit ton of luck when we set it to "I swipe right for sluts"

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>>715197341

I met this guy on tinder...my name is ivy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_wcu8IVaY&list=PLlkXiZI20orQE8OMg0Uo2lsJhHm7tNNZw&index=55

>>715197387

This is shopped. I can see the pixels.

>>715197669
You are retarded

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>>715197669

i can SEE the pixels

>>715197236
don't post your bio, just the tl;dr
in general lines, help your /b/rothers out

I met some crazies. I fucked a girl that was 19, lookes 15, and had tits the size of my head. Now we're just friends, she's actually pretty cool.

I just ended a relationship though, and am looking to go back to Tinder for some sweet sweet meaningless sex, which is a first because I used to be a serial dater... Any tips?

>>715197897
I tell them that I'm an asshole and that they are worthless in such a way as the smart ones see it for sarcasm and the retards are offended or turned on depending on there metal state

>>715197897
Kissless virgin here.

I've been chatting with tons of girls from tinder. I'm moderately attractive and not even that interesting a guy. Don't lie in your bio and talk about yourself. Mirror what chicks do without being a feminine cuck.

>>715198067
*their

Fuck my club thumbs

>>715196245
You're doing something wrong, I fucked two chicks this weekend off Tinder and probably 40 in last year or so

>installed tinder
>swipe left
>swipe left
>see the girl i hooked up with once, when i was 17, before she got back with her ex
>soul crushed
>uninstall

I mean, I've been dating another girl for 4 years, and it's been 9 years since it all happened, but fuck.

>>715198067

I'm a former asshole, I really don't want to fall into old habits just to fuck.
TBH I have two fuckbuddies, but I can't help it, I want to fuck total strangers and never worry about them or see them as people, it's fucked up.

>>715198160

Should I just leave my bio empty and do the mirror thing?

>>715187607
I find location plays a major factor in success with banging randoms. I've used it quite a few hours placed throughout California and results very a great deal.

It might not be as personal as you think

>>715198340
DELET THIS

>>715198523
Sucks balls in NC

>>715198523

can confirm, am from south america, got a ton of matches in a trip to california, never met any though, i was there for a short time :(

I tried. Most matches are just bots.
All matches so far have been bots.

>>715198523
I potentially think this could have been my issue. I was in a small town in Texas when I used tinder and I ended up not having anymore profiles to even look after about 40 swipes within 35 mile radius.

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Chatted with this girl for weeks, traded nudes, then met up in Boston and spent the whole night fucking in a hotel

>>715199075
Tbh she looks fat

>>715199075
Ai you're into BBW?

How do I set my Tinder so I don't get any trannies or niggers?

>>715199517
You have to download the trailer trash extension from AppStore

>>715199602
Fuck you, its not a trailer its a mobile home.

>>715199688
It might be mobile but you're not going anywhere

>>715198253
Are you a tall caucasian?
-If so, say no more fag

>>715199075
Looks cute. Share some of the nudes

>>715197236
fuck you nigger

>>715199814
Not til the bill collectors come knocking I'm not.

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>>715199315
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>>715200012
You can judge, but she was probably the best fuck I've ever had

>>715185550
Met my ex there. Good 8 months of sex and sappy PDAs before she moved away. However, didn't get many replies other than her because I solely used shitty pickup lines. 7/10 would recommend.

>>715199075
share the nudes anon

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>>715185550
Yeah I got a story

>Installed app
>Irl Friend "Yo bro, you need the first pic a solid pic of you smiling, the second pic needs to be you with friends, the third pic needs to be you doing something interesting, and the last pic needs you to be doing something that creates emotion"
>My 3rd pic on facebook is a blurry ass pic of Bill Clinton squatting at the train tracks smiling
>Uninstalled the app and never looked back

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>>715200286
As you wish

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I've always had good success, I travel to canada once a week for work and usually find some slut. Pic related is my most recent she still sends nudes. Went over and fucked her within 3 hours of matching.

Just got it as im late to the smartphone club. My 10 yr old phone finally started giving out on the main function of making phonecalls zoz

Anyways, got a match a day after, sparked question of common interest, she replied then i replied and then nothing. I guess she probably has more matches to chat with, but sheesh do i hate carrying conversations. And having to do a follow up post to revive the chat? What a pain.

Does this happen to everyone? Do you just have to do everything to get anywhere? I hate doing things.

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Got nudes of this slut and two videos of her getting fucked by her fwb. I've posted them on here before, but since lost them.

>>715200286
Dude she's hot. Nice and thick. I'm jealous.

>>715200004
I'm 5'11-6 foot, not exactly a giant, stop making excuses

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>>715200762
3rd pic

Met and fucked a cougar that lived by me. It was cool I guess

>>715200877
can we see how you speak to this slut? i dont get how to go from match to fuck, in 3 hours no less lol ofc gotta get somewhat lucky but still just curious how that went down for you.

Matched with hot redhead. Bio specified she was a slut and into kinky shit, we spoke for a bit decided to meet up and thus began my freaky sex adventures :)

>>715201043
5' 11" is what all girls be looking for, stfu giant fag.

I'm 5' 1"

>>715196012
most underrated post here...

>>715188362

By being obviously sexual. A problem a lot guys have who are just trying to crush pussy, is they don't want to be unnattractive to women who want s relationship and dates. So they try and ride the line between being sexually obvious and also being gentlemanly.

Dont do that. Don't straight up say "I'm just here to crush puss" but if you give the impression of only wanting something casual... Then casual girls are what you get. You're gonna lose the opportunity to talk to girls who want a boyfriend, but you don't want that. You want pussy.

Also be realistic.Lower your standards a tiny bit. A lot of dudes wonder why they aren't getting laid. It's because they're a 5 going after 8's and above only. Maybe you'll get an 8 sometimes, but you're dick is gonna be dry in the mean time


Anyway, I just ask to come over sometime. If they say no, chances are theyre a bust anyway.

Also, for the 3 submissive sluts I have in my stable I have like 60 matches that went no where or I didn't get a response.

>>715188362

As for the conversation, just make sure you know what you want and make sure she knows it. You want to fuck her. Steer the conversation towards sexual things somehow. Back off when you feel she's might be irritated by it. The important thing is that she knows her pussy is on the menu. If she keeps talking to you after that she knows that fucking is a possibility.

I usually ask for a Snapchat or I give her my phone number. Half the time she starts sending nudes with very little prompting.

>>715201200
Honestly fam I just matched her and asked what's fun to do in edmonton and then said she had a great ass

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>>715185550
Matched with this girl sometime this summer, just been texting back and forth up till now. We go to the same college, but haven't met yet, she's in the winter/summer semester, i'm fall/winter. We haven't met yet, I've tried to get together with her a bunch of times, but she's always either busy or too tired, so i stopped suggesting it. Either she's a huge introvert, catfishing me lol or just not really interested.

Either way, we text almost every day, and I like just keeping up with someone, it's kinda oddly nice even though i'm not very interested.

>>715202453
Anybody recognize Suzanna?

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>>715202453
Anyone recognize Suzanna?

>>715193092
Act calm, act confident. Act like you couldn't give a fuck if you fucked her or not.

>>715202431
This chick's rack is killer. Moar plz

>>715193092
I was in the same seat, 21 virgin etc. Met with someone, didnt really like her looks irl (pictures are decieving), we met like 4 times but never fucked. I regret it now a couple of months later, but something about her face made me unable to really look at her or even want to initate anything. Probably spaghetti though, so dont be me.

>>715202601
I'm searching for those videos. I know somebody saved them.

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I matched with this girl the other day. She didn't reply after this. Should I just leave it or should I say something else?

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>>715202943
ive fucked about 3 girls on it and one of them im currently dating and we are one month in

im 19 in my second year at a university and shes 18 in her senior year of high school

shits alright we met from tinder and took it slow so far so good no complaints other than that shes had a major hoe past but who hasnt these days

>>715202992
holy cringe is this real?

that blows that you're 5'5 manlet

>>715202943
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>>715188558

I beg to differ.

Most women will swipe you before even opening your profile. your first pic is a huge part.

I had a very cool description, even had it revised by several female friends who said it was great and made me sound like a great guy, and I still got -literally- zero matches

I've met I think 6 women from tinder talked to probably over 500. At one point I had around 800 matches over time. Just use some of your matches as practice, try things out and see what works for yourself. Personally I'm decent looking probably 7/10 In shape. My pictures were pretty garbage in my opinion. It's very important you get good lighting in your pictures. Ask them to meet up if they don't ask you, something casual in public. Half of mine were met in public then ended up fucking within a few hours, other ones were at my moms house in the same amount of time or less. Women on tinder just want to get fucked.

>>715202992

Dump the "lol" term. Women aren't attracted to that lol.

>>715203509
for the next girl i will thanks.

>>715203191
I know I am short it sucks

>>715196359
It's hard being confident when you aren't even given an opportunity, Anon. :P

Thanks for the advice, but I got my own form of confidence I found through humor. Generally through gentle self-deprecation or me teasing them gently. Anything to get a sort of emotional response I guess. Not sure how to escalate from there tbh. I'm still a kissless virgin.

>>715185550
been on there less than a week, got to talk to a few chicks (like 7 mutual likes), most of them unmatched me
One was inviting me to party with her (could be a scam) then she unmatched me
talking to one chick right now, but she is slow to reply so its like 10-15 texts a day
OKcupid is way better
btw, ew. so many people from my school

>be me
>use all my likes every day for 2 weeks
>no matches
>sudoku

>>715202992

Advice.

Don't bring up your flaws. You're short, nothing you can do aboht it but bringing it up makes you sound insecure. Would you attracted to a fat girl thst said "I'm ham and your string bean... Perfect lol"

No. It's just not good. Especially as an opening line. Her first impression is not only you're short, but that to you it's your defining quality.

Second tip. No need to cite your quotes. She either will recognize it or not. If she would recognize it, shell do it on her own and will feel a connection to you through that bullshit. Citing that it's from dumb and dumber only serves to hurt you.

TL:DR; don't open with your insecurities and don't cite your movie quotes. All of it was cringe.

>>715203991
well at least that was good advice. thanks man.

>>715202992
Wait a couple days, then message back and be like "I usually don't double message, but I'd actually really like to take you out on *pick a day*" Girls don't turn down actual dates.

>>715204241
I will message her back tomorrow then. its been like 2 days already.