i am drunk. entertain me i guess

show pussy

>>715184806
Got me stroking so far.

>>715184806
pee in a glass fem

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Lift your tits

go to bed.

Snapme

Lick nipple

>>715184806
>>715184806
Where are you from in the UK?

>>715184806
show...tongue..

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>>715184806
puuuuuusssy for the bois

Write spectre deflector on your hand or thigh

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>>715185116
mmkay

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

Write "And I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?"

>>715185432
holy shit those are beautiful.. I'm.. Struck

>>715185432

Write Tam <3 On your tit. I'll be forever grateful.

>>715185598
no

>>715185432
You know the drill sharpie in pooper

Write Tim on your left tittie.

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>>715185504

>>715185432
Tell us how dirty you while fucking yourself

>>715185764
safety first, niggers second.

Put your arms together

>>715185725
ummm...nosharpie

>>715184806
What are you drinking? If dubs, you have to mix it with milk

>>715185804
More titties and how is your night today?

>>715185846
Finger then

>>715185432
Fucking perfection, princess!

>>715184806
Post your feet pls.

>>715185432
Hey good job on the tits

>>715184806
Show us your dick.

>>715185923
okayy

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>>715185589
like.. tits are always beautiful if something's holding them up man. by themselves they're just ok

>>715184806
Show vid pls

>>715184806
Could you make a sign for me that says "John Blund owns this"?
It's my 19th birthday, you'd really make my day

>>715185804
Show your pussy whit face please

Get a better camera and better lighting

>>715184806
I can tell you the story of our gender war at my camp when I wa a kid, if you keep posting your tits/pussy and whatnot.

Savvy trade?

How does op want to be entertained?

>>715186057
Write spectre deflector on your hand. It's the only way I can get off

What entertains you? The idea of 25+ people jerking it to you.

>>715185881
Rolling

sharpie in ass or vag

Show the booty?

>>715185432
where you from?

>>715186057
Why do the pics look different?

>>715186057
Nice tits, OP.

>>715186057
Is your name Natasha by any chance?

>>715184806
May I have a fan sign? "Alex [Eliitev123] owns this" ? PLEASEEE

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>>715186026
dont be rude dude

>>715186107
fan sign, pl0x

>>715186295
Because you are looking direcly into her headlights.

>>715186373
Hey that's pretty good

show butthole plz

>>715186373
The angle and the shitty camera make your vag look like some eldritch beast lul

>>715186373
he asked for a dick, who's rude now

>>715186373
Mmmm fuck yess! let's see that ass please!

>>715184806
its my birthday today
ths really made my day special thanks

write tits or pussy "wns"

>>715184806
>>715185432
>>715185804
>>715186057
>>715186373
Turn the room light on.

Inb4 new fags blow their load preemptively

>>715185881
rollin as well

What do you drink?

>>715185432
Perfect

>>715186599
im an olfdag blowing my load preemtively, I havn't changed a bit

>>715186373
Wasn't being rude and as requested "please fucker".

>>715186599
Oldfags already blew theirs when they saw a timestamp.

>>715186107
my name is john and its my 19th birthday too
i'm this guy>>715186586

>>715185804
why the fuck do you have my handwriting

>>715186595
roll

>>715186669
Your ok man, just sad you almost rolled quads

>>715186720
Holy shit dude! Happy birthday man, OP you owe us both birthday signs :)
>>715184806

So yeah, obligatory feet, femanon.

>>715186373
Print out a picture with the word meme on it and act like it's a dildo and keep it there until you sober up.

>>715186373
Show us ass already

You're from the UK aren't you?

>>715186373
The perfect way to clear out all the faggot trap lovers. You're doing god's work, OP

>>715186888
them trips

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>>715186755
i am you from the future

>>715186597
i can't. sorry

>>715186221
lets have a conversation about our lives because mine currently sucks and i need to be reassured it gets better i guess? ya

>>715184806
Is it possible to get Op's kik or anything else like snapchat

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>>715186057
they're nice op. I suggest those pic, ill do the montage after

>>715187046
Draw hearts around your nipples.

Marry me?

>>715186373
Nice rather you should have put I'll entertain all of you can you spread your pussy for us?

>>715187046
why does your life suck?

>>715187046
everyones lives here suck bro

>>715187046
It's not going to get better we all just have to learn to cope with our miserable existence until the sweet release of death.

>>715187046
>i need to be reassured that it gets better
it doesn't.

>>715187046
how does your life sucks? The hardest thing anyone ever has to do is being human. It sucks for everyone, but it sucks even more for the people who don't do/make something of themselves.

>>715187046
lives? ok
>30 years old
>trapped in a dead end semi-abusive relationship
>no escape that wont end to her suiciding
>resigned to life getting steadily worse until something breaks
>live intense fantasy life on internet as a form of escape

how about yours?

>>715187050
yes, make a kik group

>>715186057
Not just ok, they are beautiful.

>>715186888
Check em

>>715187046
Well it's finals week and I am full of stress. But somehow your naked body calms me down. So how do you want me to cheer you up? BTW fantastic body

>>715187243
atleast you got a relationship.

that makes you the top 1% of 4chan

You re so nice OP i love you

>>715187206
THIS

>>715187243
If you don't take risks then you aren't living your life to the fullest. Go do something about your shit life, even if it kills you

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>>715187276
Here or just message me and ill give you the link to the group kik name is mysticbuuhan

>>715187243
then leave dumbass
staying in a shitty relationship because she's threatening suicide is fucking retarded
dump her and have her committed, don't be such a beta

>>715187046
You currently have a fuck load of faggot jerkong their boys clits to you. How could life possibly get any better. Wishing for more is just greedy.

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>>715186888
fine ill honor the trips

>>715187050
nope. this stays here forever. i get off on remaining an anonymous slut :)

>>715187206
>>715187222
>>715187178
great. thanks

this is my life
>gaming addicted, but can't be arsed to play the wonderfull campains i like
>never had gf
>had lots of friends but everything went to shit, but atleast I still have one good friend
>to lazy for school, but I'm useless without it, if I screw up, I don't know what to do
>got ambition but no motivation

life isn't about trying to escape your problems, it's learning to make peace with them, and do what you can to make things better

>>715187243
WTF? Leave, dumb fuck. Why the fuck would you waste your middle age on some cunt who is so controlling she threatens suicide if you try to make your life better? She's dragging you down with her.

how do I pick up a girl? im an alpha for sure and all the girls are obssesed w me but im not good w talking to them. They all assume im a player because im super hot. HELP
Or ill kill myself

Here's an interesting thought. You're debasing me by showing your private parts and defiling yourself.

>>715187841
if you're alpha as you say, you don't have to talk with them

>>715187782
Please full body/face while standing.

Again, please?

>>715187782
Isn't the wood floor too cold for your bum??

show ass?

>>715187060
oldfag there

>>715187410
I've had a bunch of relationships fam, I'd much prefer any of the others.

>>715187523
not worried about killing myself, I'm worried about her killing herself.

>>715187625
she's not threatening suicide, but I know she would. just honestly has nothing in her life and will easily go over that edge. committing somebody isn't done in my country.

>>715187817
thx for the advice fam, but I've accepted my life and how it's going to go. just here for the tits and conversation

>>715187782
Full body shot.

You're beautiful op, wish I could see your face but I get it. What part of the country are you from?