Ylyl - shit tier edition

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>>715168484

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>Be myselves
>black communist mongol burrnesha polygender genderqueer with a third gender attachment
>Be heading to myselves college safe-space as myselves have recently received my fourth triggering of the day
>two non-binary citizens of the planet Earth are coming myselves way
>Both wearing shirts
One says “I’m with her (arrow pointing left)” and the other saying “I’m with him (arrow pointing right)”
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>Reach the door of the designated safe-space
>myselves reach the door first and since there is a man heading in, myselves must assert that myselves cannot be dominated by his white-male privilege
>as he passes, he speaks
“Thank you m’am”
>What the FUCK
>Call him a transphobic pig for assuming myselves identity
“I.. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you, what is your gender?”
>TRIGGERED
>Call this piece of shit scum out for even daring to be transphobic enough to ask myselves identity
“My bad, I’m so sorry for offending you, can I make it up to you?”
>you
>YOU
YOU!?
>This stupid motherfucker just assumed myselves pronouns 3 fucking times WHAT THE FUCK
>Leave the so-called “safe-space” and go to myselves gender studies Proffessor
>cry and tell them everything that myselves has faces today
“I don’t know how yourselves survived such an ideal, Anon, what a misogynistic racist, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic bigoted piece of SHIT!”
> cry together
>Mfw myselves gender studies professor told the principal
>Mfw the misogynist was expelled from the college
>Mfw 3 more safe-spaces are created on campus
>Mfw all white males are excluded from the now perfect safe-spaces
>Mfw the oppressed few have finally reached the beginning of equality
Check myselves privilege
>Still not privileged

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>be me
>Spend 3 MONTHS hording GBP
>Go ask mommy for my tendies for din-dins
"I'm tired Anon, and you had breakfast Tendies, now leave me alone with new daddy"
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>I shall have the Tendies, they are my sole purpose for living
>Grab my good boy peepee jar
>Empty it on mommies new rug
>Go outside, like a fucking normie
>the fresh air burns my lungs and the sun sears my flesh
>it hurts, but I do it for tendies
>go to mommies new boyfriends car
>slash tires, use hose in gas pipe, give it nice succ
>Last time I gave a succ this nice it got me 50 GBP
>fill my good boy peepee jar with vroom vroom juice fro new daddies car
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>go inside
>grab lighter from new daddies Jacket hung up in the closet next to my fedora collection
>enter living room and stand infront of mommy and new daddy, raise the jar in the air and light the lighter
>Fear no evil
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>Screech at the top of my big boy lungs
"UNLESS 12 TENDIES I DO GAIN, I WILL LIGHT YOU UP IN FLAMES"
>Mommy looks scared
>New daddy starts talking, but is interrupted by the smashing of the gasoline filled peepee jar
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, UGLY SWINE, YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE TENDIES ARE MINE!
>Mfw mommy bought me 24 tendies
>Mfw I lit my hand on fire
The best part is, the stupid cunt didnt even think about taking away any of my good boy points.
Second best part is new daddy is going camping deep in the woods where “no one can hear us” next weekend, I wonder if they have wifi?

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>Be me
11 years old
>just discovered fapping
>Over bearing parents make me sleep with door open
>In shower
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>clasp both hands around my limp penis and begin maneuvering them like a kamakazi pilot
Not working

>thinking hard
idea
>Penis is round
>shampoo bottle is round at the opening
>I take the cap off of the shampoo bottle
>shove my boy-shaft inside of it
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>I begin thrusting like a fucking piston
>knock on the door
"Anon? You've been in there long enough, get out of the shower, now."
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>try to pull it out
>it's too hard, it's stuck
>begin pulling on it to get it off, won't work
I pull my fucking hardest
>slip and fall
>shower rod came down with me, shower curtains would offer no help this day
Parents barge in
"What the he... WHAT THE HELL!"
>mfw my parents walked in on me with my dick stuck in a shampoo bottle, crying on the floor with a shower curtain on top of me
>mfw I'm a literal disappointment to my family
>mfw I got a bible for christmas
>mfw I already have one...

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Have we gone to far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MrA1m1HVAY

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>>715168622
ugh

Why do people even post that banana thing? Its so boring and a waste of time and space.

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>>715169119

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Raise his salute to Das Führer

>>715168766
This shit is such cancer...

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>>715169242

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>715168912
RIP mouse

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>>715169304

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>>715169314

fucking hell 4chan is just the worst. it was always full of fucking shit, but is it really that necessary for the community to troll itself?

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>>715168613

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>>715169785

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Declaring an early victory for potassium here.

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>>715169851
lost

haha pretty good thread

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>>715170241

Stop with the damn bananas, just post classic ylyl

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>>715168523
Well done 'naner. You got in early.

>>715168942
This made me lose

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>>715170434
>classic ylyl

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>>715170569
check 'em

>>715170434
why do people waste their time with this utter bullshit?

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>>715170672

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>>715171001

>>715168484
mfw I moved from Oregon to largo, FL for absolutely no reason other than being bored. fucking waste of 3 years, but good, cheap pussy.

Lobotomized and depersonalized, “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story,” the latest entry in the film franchise, is a pure and perfect product that makes last year’s flavor, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” feel like an exemplar of hands-on humanistic warmth and dramatic intimacy. Sure, J. J. Abrams’s movie offered merely effectively packaged simulacra of such values—but at least he tried. The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of passivity, and lets neither the characters nor the formidable cast of actors nor even the special effects, of which he has previously proved himself to be a master, come anywhere close to life.

There is a story to “Rogue One,” one that I overheard a viewer or two describe as “dark” on the way out, and I suppose that, despite the inevitable happy ending, some serious unpleasantness occurs along the way—mainly the death of some major characters. But it’s a sign of the narrow constraints or limits of Edwards’s artistry that the scenes in which such unpleasantness occurs have all the emotional impact of a checklist or a call sheet that simply says whether an actor will or won’t be needed the next day. Whether downplaying of the formidable cast’s charismatic energies is an intentional downplaying of the potential risk to the characters that they play—whether it’s a matter of not actually allowing viewers to get too attached to characters or actors, not allowing viewers to be bummed out by bad news but rather breezing past it in a spirit of fealty not to these characters or performers but to the franchise—is the kind of corporate Kremlinology that would rightly take the place of criticism in assessing the substance and tone of the movie.

>>715169314
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>715170434
Shit

>>715170672
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

>>715170569
Ass

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>>715168613
this is not a loli thread u fuckin degenerate

>>715168756
so you were going to cum in your shampoo?

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>>715168523
See you gotta get in among these fuckers early so you can stamp them the fuck out. Hats off to this 'naner.

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>>715170663
Leave at once

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>>715173891
My spirit will always remain

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>>715168523
U suck

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>>715174266

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>>715174266
burn
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715174362
Whats the reference here?

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Lost

>>715168484
>shit tier
mission accomplished, faggot

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>>715168484

>>715168484
>Ylyl - shit tier edition
So, it's basically just a YLYL thread then...

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