Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas Only thing is

>>715167642
Furry tail buttplug

>>715167642
kindle fire

anal beads ...but you say its a neckless

>>715167824
wow that took an unexpected turn
>>715167859

12 inches black dildo

>>715167642
https://www.amazon.com/Apple-iMac-Desktop-Retina-display/dp/B018HAAUBI/ref=sr_1_5?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1481677869&sr=1-5&keywords=iMac&refinements=p_n_feature_four_browse-bin%3A2289792011

>>715168027
Roll

>>715167642
A nice large TV

>>715168027
>>715168059
Rollx2

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An animal furfag dildo.

Give her your chopped-off dick.

>>715168125

Rollarino

>>715167642
dragon dildo

>>715168027
Rolle

>>715167642
get her this
http://a.co/d6m3yaL

Buy a picture frame and put a picture of ur dick in it

GoCooper Dog Toys, Cotton Dental Teaser Rope Chew Teeth Cleanning Toy

Teeki - Designer Activewear - Tarot Magick Hot Pant

>>715168125

Last roll

>>715167642
https://www.amazon.com/Bubblefast-3-1-Static-Packing-Peanuts/dp/B000SL2ELE/ref=pd_sim_229_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=BWHBVMSWJZ0Q8GE9KMG1

>>715168896
reroll

>>715167642
Dragon dildo

Also we need pics op. Any milf is a milf I want to see.

>>715169022
That's funny

>>715169173
I second this.
> Says his mom is a MILF
> doesn't post creepshots/pics

Hold on let me get my other phone

It has the creepshots on it

A Furry butt plug, and tell her exactly what it is, in front of the family

>>715169561
Hurry up we want to see creepshots of the woman who's vagina you came out of

>>715169173
Reroolll

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Gift her those gummi bears without sugar

Give her a blowup doll

>>715167824

Roll for this

>>715170356
reroll

>>715167642
https://www.amazon.com/Hanky-Panky-Heart-Orginal-Thongs/dp/B00YSAGKXO/ref=sr_1_27?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1481679560&sr=1-27&nodeID=2376206011&keywords=hanky+panky

>>715169173
Rolling for this

>>715169173
Roolllll

I havent' forgot about you guys

My other phone is fucked up and has to charge first

>>715170829
Roll

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gift her your love

>>715167642
your dick in a box

>>715171016
Good man op.

Symbian

Make her a dildo-copy of your own dick.
https://www.amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-Willy-Light/dp/B000NBS2RE?th=1

>>715171596
roll

>>715171833
reroll

A bottle of tide detergent

(odds) >>715171931
(evens) >>715169173

A new son

>>715171767
roll

>>715172108
re-roll

>>715172108
rolling

A chocolate butthole

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>>715172130
huh, wait how is he supposed to... oh.

>>715172222
fuck the fagot that got these quads

>>715167824
Roll for this

>>715167642
Socks

Like a whole bunch of fucking socks

>>715172489
Cum in them first obvs

>>715172565
Also leave the sock on your dick

Flip a coin:
>Heads >>715171596
>Tails >>715172130

A slip of paper that says "niggerfaggot"

>>715168259
Rolling for this

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>>715167642

>>715172676
so close, re-roll.

>>715167642
An egg wearing a tuxedo.

A picture of Jews getting gassed

>>715172829
OP said stuff that is on amazon

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rope and chair

A loaf of bread

Get her a dead nigger

Make her put it on in front of the whole family
https://www.amazon.com/SeClovers-See-through-Lingerie-G-string-SetBlackOne/dp/B01FM6UDKS/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1481681100&sr=8-26&keywords=milf+lingerie

Anal beads

>>715172130
This

https://www.amazon.com/Aksautoparts-Crystal-Massager-Transparent-Trainer/dp/B01N5BX4WS?

>>715172676
one more, then leaving.

>>715167642
nothing

Pregnancy tests

>>715173853
this

>>715173853
a whole lot of this

>>715173853
roll

>>715172676
This

>>715173764
how you do dis

birthday giftwrap paper, wrapped in christmas giftwrap paper.

>>715174240
this

>>715174240
reroll

>>715167642

Framed picture of you after a self facial

>>715174240
rolling for this

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Furry Anal Bead 10/10

Tell her you're pregnant and she's the father

>>715174240

>>715173853

>>715174148
do hwat /b/ro?

>>715167824
rell

Lamp that projects colored water waviness to ceiling.

Assorted Candy

ASIC dominator A4 bitcoin mining appliance

>>715170356
This

https://www.amazon.com/Black-Male-Love-Penis-Entry/dp/B00UVRFV7E/

>>715175199
rerollan

1000 Titty Coin (TIT)

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>>715175199
>>715175247

A piece of paper with a terrible ugly drawing of her and you holding hands and the words "I luv you"

>>715175433
rerol

https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Huge-Realistic-black/dp/B000AOQY9M/

Balaclava fully covering. Tell her must wear out at all times or she gets stoned, beheaded and gang raped.

Clone a Willy of your cock

https://www.amazon.com/Busuna-Clone-A-Willy-Kit-Vibrating/dp/B00O59M1J0/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481682702&sr=8-1&keywords=clone+a+willy

>>715175199

>>715175199
rell

>>715175957
roll

>>715174386

>>715175433
reroll2

>>715175957
Roll

>>715175957
rolling

>>715174240

>>715175594

>>715175957
rolllling

>>715167642
Op.....where those pics at?

>>715175957

>>715175199

>>715175957
roll

>>715175957
roolll

>>715175957
rollrr

>>715175199
rollllllllll

Horse dildo

>>715175957
roll

>>715175957
rolling

>>715175957
this

>>715175957

>>715175957
rollerino

gift her a dvd with you wishing her all the best for her birthday

>>715175199
REEEeeeeeeeroll

>>715175594
this hahaha

>>715177093
rrr

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004I0B4QC/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_121_3/161-0110888-0247949?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=0K97YYGCZM6QKG5PR2KS

OP, are you even still here?

gift her a basket full of marmelades

>>715173764
roll

>>715177353
its for his mom /b/ro, that doesnt even has a dick

>>715175957
rol

>>715177569
don't care, still funny, as he'll look stupid and retarded at the same time

GIANT FUCKING WIENER LOL

>>715167642
You should totally give your mom a "Super-Atomic-Dong-Of-11-Wizards!"

>>715175199
rollan

dog dick dildo

300lbs of dog food

>>715177869
Underrated post.

dog perfume for that stupid bitch

>>715173764

A condom with your name on it

>>715175957
This

>>715178596
best idea yet

tits or gtfo?

Black Dildo

>>715178596

>>715175199

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

>>715178945
>>715178596
flip a coin faggot, you choose

>>715167642
no trips here

give her a convincing video of you coming out of the closet, post video

some pop rocks

This

https://www.amazon.com/Black-Destroyer-Huge-Dildo-Pounder/dp/B008ATAO7W

>>715179672
yee

No actually this:

https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

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>>715172676
Bumb n' Roll

>>715179778
FUCK

>>715179803
8011
>Nobody is gonna get trips anyway

>>715167642
>Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas
pregnant

>>715179945
>>715180272
>Roll because I like to see greentext

>>715179999
fuck this guy

>>715167642
3ds

>>715178888
>>715177777
>>715176666
Fuck these people

Get her a scale, and on the card tell her she is fat

blow up sheep