ITT: Bad game descriptions part II

>be nigger
>alien nigger fucks with planet
>gets kidnapped and forced to play a game
>gets out of game
>kicks ayy lmao's ass
>proceed to dance with him and homies

>buy oven
>cook meal
>burn to death
>game over

>>715158415
Saints row

>>715158415
Saints row 4

>>715159658
Sims

>>715159658
Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

>dive grass

>>715157861

>shitty british accents
>cant run
>cant interact with anything
>completely empty town
>tons of houses but none of the doors open
>just slowly follow lights around
>not even a fucking game
>didn't finish playing it so don't know the ending

>be duke nukem

>>715159969
Yandere Simulator

>>715159975
Quake II

>be on bus
>get off bus
>told to "go back to kensuckey farmboy"
>lesbian pays for you to buy clothes
>stealing spree

>run up to enemy
>die
>repeat ad naseum

> need shit kill souls

>win a shitty rat-infested castle in a competition
>rats shoot fireballs and lighting at you somehow
>eventually get good
>shoot dragons with lasers
>get murdered by robots while diving

>given chores
>go around town
>Killing people
>Get fired from Job
>Then killing cow demon

>>715160684
FedEx 2

>Skip Shitty live action cut scenes
>drive
>rainstorm

>>715160303
Unreal tournament

>>715160303
Dark souls

>>715160303
Call of Duty

>>715160806
need/4speed/Daytona

>be a soldier
>run
>kill other soldiers
>fiend weapons
>kill more soldiers
>repeat

>boot up console
>pay for 30 seconds
>realize i am depressed and dont even enjoy video games anymore
>turn off console

>>715158415
Metal gear solid

>>715160252
THAW

>>715161232
That sounds like a sega cd to me

>>715161197
csgo/battlefield 1 & 4/ black ops 1, 2, 3 and Cod 4- infinite warfare

>be white
>wear suit
>look for things to do
>go to brothel

>>715161489
Nope it´s an arcade game

>Be Finnish
>Place sausages in fridge
>Toss beer case in passenger seat
>Drive to store
>Die on way back to store
>Repeat
>Build Car
>Chop wood
>Suck poop with poop hose
>Be Finnish

>>715159969
Everyone's gone to the rapture?

>>715161679
>>715161679
Any hint?

>>715159975
dick kickem

>>715161679
my summer car, and I wish I didn't get it

>>715161859
It's the summer of 1995

>>715161787

yep

worst "game" i have ever played

>>715158415
gooby

>go to prison for a bullshit sentence
>space niggers crash your space prison ship
>now stranded on an alien planet with alien slaves and aforementioned space niggers

>>715161905
Geet yolked son B^)

>>715161679
>>715161905

Best game ever lol.

>>715161679
I have no clue

>>715162031
A Dark Room

>>715162147
no

>eat carrots
>carry a shitload of guns
>go back to the future
>fuck up tortoise

>>715162302
jazz jackrabbit

>>715162031
Doom?

>>715162459
getting warmer

>>715157861
>Green guy master at cooking
>wake up out of fridge
>shoot triangles and blue blobs
>leave saftey of the kitchen
>land on giant onion ring
>fight more tirangles and blue blobs some dudes with shields to
>drive around alot
>fight popcorn later
>then deep fry the mighty onion ring.

>>715162031
>>715162603
Mass effect? i´m lost

>>715162603
Duke nukem?

>Be guy
>Wake up in old time
>Walk around doing shit
>Accidentally kills chicken
>Says sry
>Get stoned by citizens like in fucking israel.

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>>715162748
>>715162786
Unreal was the correct answer

>>715163044
Shit im saddend to say tht i have never played that game

>ow my chest hurts
>yeah sure you deaf cunt ill fuck your best friend

>>715160684
diablo 2

>you're the "good" guy AND the "bad" guy

>enter server
>it's all colors, no textures
>scavenge for items
>you know you suck unless you get military grade items
>most of the times you snipe/get sniped
>interesting crafting engine
>broken skill tree
>if you get sniped you're back to being naked
>mostly kids no matter the server
>no one has rep on +
If not enough
>F2P

>>715163298
Halo 2?

>>715163131
just go somewhere and torrent it it's a damn good game for a late 90s pc game

>>715163298
Infamous series

>man i bet this game would be fun if this little kid wasnt yelling nigger in my headphones

>>715163426
Nope

>>715163467
It's free on gearbox site

>>715163316
Unturned

>>715163516
If not halo 2 then battlefront 1 or 2

>>715163504
>all first person shooters

>>715162745
Holy fuck that is the most retarded, yet most accurate description of Halo I've seen...

>>715163488
>>715163584
Nope

>>715160684
postal 2

>>715163298
Borderlands

>>715163635
>>715163651
>"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist."
Now it is too easy

>Fantasy Scandinavia Land
>Everyone just plays the Human Aryan
>Other Aryans fight against Untermenschen
>You go on a Hunt to kill Fire burping Chernobyl Lizards
>See there are mods
>Play the best Sex sim game ever

>>715163626
Yup kek i tried to make it as dumb as i can lol i forgot to add
>nagging cunt a the whole game in your ear

>>715162745
Halo.

>Be British
>Get arrested
>Satan gives you magic powers
>go stabbing aristocrats

>Very Big Order

>>715163861
>>715163770

>>715160310
Any of the dark souls or bloodborne games

>>715163907
dishonored

>>715163541
Pretty simple, it wasn't hard
Here comes a hard one

>post apocalyptic
>scavenge/survive style
>for some reason health is measured in ‰ instead of %
>no one plays it
>kinda buggy
>guns are key
>shitty kitchen knife as starter weapon
>extremely hard to deal with demon farming things
>"unforgiving enviroment" til you get a fucking gun
>big map

>>715161232
Link and the Faces of Evil?

>>715162031
red faction

>>715163298
>>715163730
dark souls

>>715163298
Knights of the Old Republic.

>>715163770
Guess which Halo game:
>be nigger

>>715164160
Nope
>"lives, lived, will live"
>"dies, died, will die"
Come on guys

>>715164368
Witcher?

>>715163909
Grand theft Auto: San Adreas
>I'll have 2 Number 9's

>scour desert
>search for ultra bad guy
>kill hundreds of innocent people in the process
>you were the bad guy all along

>>715164509
>A N U M B E R 9 L A R G E

Does the game have to be bad or does the description of the game have to be bad?

>sick basketball skills
>go around the world fighting people
>game is shit in every aspect of game design
>loads up fairly quick though
>never beat it, too hard

>>715164368
Bioshock Infinite

>>715163316
Rust

>>715164368

>>715164508
>>715164160
IT'S FUCKING BIOSHOCK YOU DUMB NIGGERFAGGOT

>>715164600
USAs foreign relations

>>715164649
Finally! We got a winner!

>>715164616
A Number 6
>Extra DIP

>>715164651
Nope

>>715164668
Umadbro?

>>715164719
K E K

>>715164668
*two winners
>>715164761
He might be mad, but he's also right

http://zip.er.cz/jxb

>>715164761
UNREASONABLY SO, YES

>die
>not actually dead
>kill

>>715158415
Superhot?

>>715162459
that sounds nothing like doom

>>715164758
Could have been just as easily

>>715161232
just need a new hobby, new friends, new games, or me <3

>be bald
>drug addict
>kill a bunch of gay people

>>715157861
>master frycook getting congradulated on frying the mighty onion ring
>the might ball of spaghhite is attacked by giant purple bugs
>you have to defend the fork and give the purple bugs back there eggs
>walking around a not so busy street fighting more triangles and blue blobs oh and flying bugs keep em away from your spaghittie
>the judges come through a door and you have to blow them away
>fight some more and see big bug tht you have to cook
>cook big bug and one of the giant purple bigs makes a hole in the spagheitie and goes throgh
>Another onion ring.
>fight more shapes and a new one a gray blob with fur
>you get to be a silver blob most the time but when your not your the master cooks man
>fight more popcorn and also meet a giant pastromi monster tht grows the popcorn.
>deep fry this onion ring and leave agian
>make new recipes making the blue blobs are now friends with the cooks.
>oh ya more nagging from the cunt

>>715164977
Max Payne 3

>>715159975
Mario n mario brother?

>>715161631
Metal slug

>>715164929
First of all Rust is not Free To Play
Second of all it does have textures and decent graphics

It was already told that it's "Unturned"

>be yellow
>fbi shoot your ufo
>fat kids
>ps2

>>715164740
two number 45s,

Ok, I have an obscure one for you all
>shitty peasant
>assigned to bring some wealthy cuck a sword
>adventure through cave
>with dog
>plants
>plants
>plants
>iron halberd
>plants
>meet rich cuck
>get assigned to kill some frog
>go to frog mineshaft
>goblins
>trolls
>spoiled food
>goblins
>shirt that wins the game

>be protagonist
>walls coming closer for whatever reason
>fucking hell gotta dodge those fuckers
>shit am i on lsd whats up with the colors
>people saying random geometrical shapes
easy one.

>>715164509
>>715164616
>>715164740
>>715165189
Oh shit that game
>best shit ever

>>715164990
Halo 2.

>>715165181
Destroy All Humans?

>>715165350
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

>>715165407
Nope

>>715165353
Yup

>>715158415
Portal 2

>Forest
>Living in tower all summer
>Shit goes down

>>715159969
Fable

>>715160511
Luigi's Mansion :^)

>be american guy and with you a nigger woman
>In niggerland killing a bunch of niggers
>shit is supposed to be scary

>>715163770
Zelda lmao

>>715166002
Resident Evil 5

>be annelid
>go back in time multiple times
>fuck the shit out of opponents with whatever you have
>turn based game
>ps2

>>715163996
DayZ

>>715166131
I guess it was too easy

>>715165181
No one? Really?
>arcade style

>>715166277
Well fucking Simpsons hit and run fucking fat homer fuck

>>715166277
Alien Hominid

>>715166349
Nope
>>715166396
Yes! Oh fuck me there is someone else who played it

>>715163018
skyrim

>>715166638
Indeed it is

>>715166158
Anyone?
>me-me

>>715163736
skyrim

>>715163736
literally bought it just for that

>be me
>be kid
>wake in forest
>gotta find sister
>rip off spider leg

>be me
>master assassin
>cant swim

>run around, jump around
>sometimes a floating mask
>spin like hell
>fucking tnt
>have cool pants

>>715166774
Limbo
>muh nigga

>>715166774
Limbo

>be in a desert
>suddenly snow
>die

>>715164668
To be fair, i feel that infinite didn't quite measure up with the first two.

>>715166843
Assassin's Creed.
Come on anon.

>>715166843

GTA Vice City

>>715166843
assassins creed 1

>>715166843
AC1
>>715166852
Any crash bandicoot

Way too easy

>risefromthegrave.mp3
>wolf
>bear
>dragon
>tiger
>maybe some other animal

>>715164368
Fucking bioshock infinite

>losing purposely just to piss someone off

>>715166722
Worms 4

>>715167054
Altered Beast

>>715166908
>>715166919
>>715166941
>>715166973
>>715167012
correct

>>715167193
correct

>>715167153
Yeah

>be me
>work in meat factory
>heading out
>over hear board meeting
>us workers are the meat
>gotta free my bros

>Shitload of shooting
>Damn axes hit everytime
>"thank you for rescuing me"

>Be jungle boy
>Ancient prophecy or some shit
>Use animals to fuck shit up
>Use spirit power to fuck shit up
>Sheep

>>715159969
Order 1886

>>715167054

altered beast fucking easy

>>715159969
Sir you are being hunted?

>>715167406
Peace keeper (phone app)

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>/b/ PARTAE

>>715165297
Super Hexagon

>be pixel char
>brazilian cancer infested
>hack and bot accounts
>profit IRL
>over 12 yrs playing

>>715165297
Super Hexagon
Very nice music by the way.

>>715163316
Infestation: Survivor Stories originally named "The War Z"
>>715163996
Nether

>>715160303
Hotline miami

>>715167940
Ragnarok Online

>>715167940
Trove???

>>715168278
Never mind, scratch that

>>715167940
Tibia

>be in 2d world
>get hat
>on shit this is fucked up
>be in 3d world

>>715168386
Fez
Way too easy

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>>715168367
Muh nigga

>>715163730
Bioshock 3: Not Bioshock

>>715168692
yep, that was my last descriptioj for today, i've wanted to do something easy. Bye folks, cul8r

>>715164977
Lisa The Painful

>>715167368
Oddworld Abe's Odyssey

>>715169639
fucking final correct

>Amarr

>>715163316
UNTURNED

>>715169159
ding ding

>>715163298
Bioshock

>>715167436
Tak

>>715164633
IT WAS SHAQ FU, IF ANYONE GAVE A SHIT

You're a pissed off candy cane with severe daddy issues.

>>715161577
skyrim

>>715170480
Surprised someone actually got that shit.
New one:

>Be aussie
>Throw wacka-come-backas
>Hot girl on my dick
>Fuck lizards

>>715171148
I think we had the same type of games as kids. Definitely Ty the Tasmanian tiger

>Wake up as prisoner
>Start as nobody
>end game by killing a super powerful deity

>decade old
>infested with russians
>free2play
>clothing more expensive then the ones you wear
>shit, never tested, no new shit for over a year updates
>is still good to extent

>Artyom

>>715171441
Yep.

>Be greedy fucker
>Get all the coins and shit
>What the fuck are all these monsters?
>Who cares, beat the shit out of everything
>$$$$$$$ forever

>>715171781
Dark Souls

>trailer became meme

>you're literally worthless
>always somebody better than you
>ptsd simulator
>GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL FOLDED ONE THOUSAND TIMES FOR HONORABLE BANZAI
>flamethrower kills your entire team anyways
>fucking swamps
>fucking beaches
>fucking jungles
>fucking towns
>fucking nips
>fucking gaijin
>fucking game
>"how to die every 13.6 seconds" simulator
>why is there always a jap with a sword behind this wall
>m1 carbine actually had terrible sights, god damn

>>715171889
Wario?

>>715171871
Metro

I just wanna know where did you get that pic from OP?

>>715171982
ding ding

>>715171781
So fucking easy. All the elder scrolls. Morrowind - Skyrim

>take pills
>wake up in simulation
>spy
>is my world real?

>"we have a solid game franchise going, how do we fuck it up?
>pirates

>be kid
>live with religious mother
>dad left rather recently, so we're both distraught
>I like drawing a lot
>Mom just sits in the living room wallowing in TVJesus
>One day, she gets a dream of god telling her to fuck up my life as I am "sinful"
>all my drawings destroyed, all my clothes removed, and I'm locked in my room
>eventually the delusions of hers get worse and worse
>She eventually is convinced that she needs to kill me
>I'm fucking scared as shit
>I look for any sign of hope
>Wait have I ever moved this rug before?
>Now look at that, a trap door that I've never seen before!
>Open 'er up
>Mom pops in
>flip her the bird and gtfo
>Shit who put this dungeon under our house?

>get kidnapped, murdered and buried
>wake up the next day and leave to city
>gonnakillthatfucker.exe
>corruption every-fuckin-where
>immortal lizards

>>715171967
Pretty close. Wario World for GC.

>lil nigga on rollerblades fucks shit up

>>715172331
fucking Binding Of Isaac

>>715172331
The Binding of Isaac

>>715172331
Binding of Isaac obv

>>715172341
Fallout: NV

>>715159969
hello neigbor

>>715172464
yup

>>715165635
Firewatch

>>715171934
Battlefeld

>>715172388
>>715172398
>>715172411
yea boii

>go to the petting zoo
>take acid and trip balls
>those fucking little shits are after your jew money
>Turn the animals into robots so that they can't take your gold
>Except for this pin-cushion looking bitch and his deformed fox buddy

>lose arm in korea
>friend dies
>also in army
>realize boss is the bad guy near the end
>you and new friend almost die at the end
>Press X to pay your respects

>>715172510
correct

>>715172662
CoD: AW

>>715172193
Assasin's Creed

>>715171781
Morrowind

>>715172758
played the shit out of that, loved it to bits but to bad its dead thogh

>>715166921
journey

>everything is blue, even your shitty emo hair
>plenty of puss, but you're never getting any
>might as well shoot yourself in the head
>OH WAIT THAT'S HOW YOU USE YOUR SUPER POWERS
>only when the moon is more yellow than a cheese wheel though

>wake up
>get out of freezer
>family is either dead or missing
>every faction are just annoying assholes
>option to go to island or theme park

>>715173069
persona

>>715161489
He said run not fly so bops3 and infinite are out of the question.

>>715173377
Ding ding

>>715173328
fallout 4

>>715173435
yup

>>715157861
> 2 gentlemen
> wearing buckets
> hitting each other
> until one dies
> repeat
if you get it ill reply

>>715173490
TF2?

>be dick
>goal is to be biggest dick

>>715173490
tf2

>my legs are ok
>my legs are ok
>my legs are ok

>>715173650
nope

>>715171947
genuinely interested on what this is, do tell before prone plsssssss

>Anti-Woman post services rendered
>Drive like asshole
>The 5th of his line

>>715173535
no

>>715173713
Do not nake waves

>>715160806
Literally how I played this garbage "racing" game.

>>715173328
Easy, fallout 4
Yeen trying

>>715171947
Medal of Honor?

>Bioshock: but in Britan
>mandatory to take drugs by law
>psycadelics mang

>>715174009

We happy few

>>715174158
correct

>>715173860
Nope

>>715174222
oh wow checked

>>715174222
Looks legit I'm looking forward to it.

>>715157861
ready
mandatum
correctus
chopper
wololo
rogan

>>715164895
Fallout NV?

>in da' hood
>restaurant drive through
>fat fucking lard orders like 20 things
>OMMMGGGHHH

>>715175109
San Andreas

>>715175109
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>>715175109
Big Smoke: San Andreas

>incest simulator 2016

> suka blit

>>715173809
>>715173968
Red orchestra 2/rising storm
That game fucks with you

>>715175631
also the sequel is the same ptsd but in 'nam
Forgot to mention that. Early 2017

>A.D
>confusing time traveling shit

>Death row
>Guy saves you
>Kill people for videos
>Final boss has a pet play fetish
OH SHIT THAT'S NOT THE FINAL BOSS
>Final boss is guy who saved you, he's also a fatty.

>>715176003
Manhunt