How does /b/ eat their steak? Do you use steak sauce? If yes which?

Rare or Blue rare and a good well made Diane sauce.

>>715136198
i imagine blue rare like a lot of chewing

>>715136079
>5 degrees of salmonella.jpg

well done, anything other than that disgusts me

>>715136079
It depends on the cut of beef, bruh.

>>715136079
If I order I tell them to burn it. If I make it I make sure it's beyond well done. Undercooked meat is disgusting.

>>715136651
Don't even bother having steak if it's overcooked faggot

>>715136079
Milk steak and jellybeans, raw.

>>715136079

I prefer my meet rare-medium rare. No matter the cut.

When i go to restaurants I always say rare cause chef's will usually go on the save side and cook it a little over rare to almost medium rare.

I've gotten tired of ordering medium rare and getting mediumish steaks.

I made the mistake of ordering medium rare at a fancy burger place and it came back medium, I sent it back. The second time it came back just seared with little to no cook in the middle, it was basically raw.... i ate it cause i prefer raw or medium or more.

Wont go back there again cause this "fancy place" obviously doesn't know how to cook meat.

>>715137061

Pluss when you go to restaurants if you order medium well or well done, the chef's will fetch the older meats cause once it's cooked all the way through you won't know if it's old.

If you order rare they HAVE to give you a fresher cut since there is no hiding an older cut

>>715136967
/thread

now that's a meal for a fullonrapist

>>715136441
Only if the outside temp didn't hit 145°

>>715136651
Don't even bother having steak if it's overcooked faggot

Get a burger with no bun
That way you're not wasting the good meat

Medium

Steak sauce is for kids. A good quality steak with a little seasoning tastes way better.

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>>715137454
Why are you so sweaty?

>>715136079
How do I roll at this?

>>715136079
>79 [Reply]▶>>715137748
>How does /b/ eat their steak?
I perfer longpork!

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>>715136471
You're a fucking disappointment to everyone.

medium rare or medium. No steak sauce usually. I want to taste steak, not steak sauce.

>>715136079
medium and I like to eat steak with au jus

>>715137663
Just getting my pump on!

>>715137748
1 blue
2 rare
3 m rare
4 med
5 m well
6 well
7,8,9,0 chicken instead

>>715136079
medium rare, with bearnaise sauce and thick fries.

>>715136079
Well done... anything else is uncooked for me... I can't understand how people can eat raw meat

>>715138015
rolling for medium rare

>>715138020
>fries

hillbilly alert

hillbilly alert


Does that come with a cousin blowjob for dessert?

Rare

>>715138079
I'm french.

Those potato wedge-shapes(no idea what to call them) are preferred over fries though.

>>715138079
retard alert

>>715138254
>french
>hillbilly

i choose both.

>>715136079
Old School response. Most rich people order medium rare or rare, poor people order well done.

The reason why, before refrigeration the rich we sure their meat was fresh killed and properly stored. They could afford the premium to pay for the safe meat. The poor got the lesser meats and the riskier meats at a lower price. So they had to cook it well done to kill the bacteria and avoid getting sick. They also had to season the meat to give it flavor after cooking the meat so much. So you will find the poor tend to use more sauces and seasoning.

>>715136324
The meat melths itself its like eating butter

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>>715136079
Medium/Medium well with a bit of A-1

Medium rare, no sauce. A good green salad with italian dressing as a side dish and a glass of red wine. Perfect dinner for me.

>>715138444

>>checked
>>the truth

Steak? It's not vegan. Ewww.

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>>715138563
>eating steak as anything except rare
>using steak sauce
>baiting this hard

>>715138609

>>vegan
>>eats plants
>>plants that were MASS MURDERED

Classic medium. But i don't likr steak now. I've not had a cut that was nice enough to justify paying so much.

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>>715136079
Those steaks looks oddly cooked

>>715138730
Good thing you got the chicken then

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Medium rare.

Fuck sauce, just some steak spice sprinkled over when it's done, maybe a little black pepper.

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Medium - Medium Well.

I'm not a fan of raw meat.

>>715136079
Rare to med rare are my sweat spots. The thought of a rare steak makes my mouth water, but I generally stay away from them, in favor of med rare. Residual fear left over from that mad cow scare around 10 years ago.

>>715138837
Very fitting image.

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>>715138393
I order my $80 6oz filet mignon well done just to disgust my waiter. I like to watch his facial expressions as I order the filet and then when I tell him I want it well done. They look at me like I just farted.

>>715136079
Medium rare, no sauce

>>715136198
I too like food poisoning

Rare.
No sauce. If a steak is worth a shit, no sauce necessary.

Medium Rare - Medium.
I don't mind medium as long as that's after it's rested.
No sauce, the juices should be enough.
Mashed potatoes are a great side to mop up the rest of the juice.

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>>715138031
>I can't understand how people can eat raw meat
we chew it, and then swallow.

.. it tastes good, you know.

>>715136471
You're not alone man.

I know what you are living. I know that gaze from waiters at the restaurant, I know this vegetarian chick that says you better not eat any, I know the picky eaters that try to hint you towards something youa lready fucking tried 100 times and still find disgusting...

FUCK I AM MAD.

Medium rare. I like rare more, but distrust 90% of the places I frequent and would rather have a lil more burn and less bacteria-caused death.

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>>715138944
>I order my $80 6oz filet mignon well done just to disgust my waiter
so, you eat sup-par shit food, just to disgust some guy who then walks off and eats actual, good food?

gee, you sure showed him now didn't ya.

>>715136079
Medium well. I drown the sucker in A1.

you dainty, libtard cuckolds.

as a MAN, I put the steak in the microwave until it's brown on the inside, put ketchup on it, and BINGO

fairies.

I like it rare but my main issue is it can cold really quick if the plate is not warmed beforehand and/or the steak is not left to rest in a warm place. I fucking hate being served cold steak. A well done steak does not have this problem so much.

https://youtu.be/COQn5uRYbJc

If gordon fucking Ramsey eats his steak well done then so will i

>>715139556
It's the little joys in life. If you think trolling faggots online is fun, you should try doing it outside.

Medium is the best balance. anything higher is a waste of a good steak and anything less you're risking getting sick

>>715139605
Microwaves don't cook food they just heat it up. You're eating raw meat.

>>715139605
a real man puts a pig inside a car, douses the car with kerosene and then fires a rocket propelled grade at the car.

then he eats it all, except the burnt grass because veggies are for sissy girlie men.

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>>715136079
Here.

Also steak sauce is for pussies

>>715139845
>heat
>don't cook
kys

>>715136079
Anything over medium is blasphemy.
If you like your steak well done, you don't like steak.

>>715139780
>sick

This doesn't happen, and when it does, like at Chipotle, you get a jew lawyer and win the lottery. It's not something you should worry about, it's something you should hope for.

>>715139845
My fucking sides, for your sake I hope this is bait.

>>715140041
I studied microwave radiation in college you fucking ninny.

>>715139947
There's a difference. Anything microwaveable is already cooked.

well done with lots of ketchup

>>715139845
Heating up is the definition of cooking you retard

This better be bait or you need to go back to the first grade

>>715139744
I do think trolling faggots is fun, but I sure as shit wont pay 80$ in order to eat the equivalent of a piece of burned leather, just to have some random waiter spend 10 seconds of his life thinking that I'm a rube.

I'd rather just order the steak rare, so that it tastes good, and then fart at the waiter after I eat. Same result, except I get to eat a good steak instead of an 80$ shoe sole.

>>715140041
So you're saying that you can put a raw chicken breast in a microwave for a few minutes and then eat it? I don't think so fam.

>>715140109
Jesus stop, my sides are close to hitting singularity.

>>715139845
/bait

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medium slathered in a1.
first i season with cracked black pepper sea salt, olive oil. a firm crust, seared sides, pink a little bloody inside.

>>715140209
>Heating up is the definition of cooking you retard
oh right, now go and boil a pair of potatoes on your micro wave, dude.

we'll wait.

>>715136079

who the fuck eats blue rare. You might as well bite the fucking cow.

>>715140231
>fam
Confirmed 16 year old.

>>715140343
Well, putting the food on top of the microwave won't do much will it?

But, there's a baked potato button on every microwave. Must just be for looks.

>>715140353
Cows aren't salted, peppered and seared.

>>715140410
ANSWER
THE FUCKING
QUESTION
YOU INFINITE FOOL

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>>715136651
>>715136441
>>715136471

You're probably from California

>>715140343
>go and boil a pair of potatoes
wtf, lol
also it only takes about 5 mins. its a easy fast way to cook a potato

try looking up "microwaves" on google

>>715140410
Heheh, fam, what a fucking idiot.

>>715140353
Blue is actually pretty good, you let the meat come to room temp before frying it, a minute or 2 on each side, and it's done.

>>715136324
quite the opposite my uncultured friend

>>715140558
>Well, putting the food on top of the microwave won't do much will it?
got me on that one
>there's a baked potato button on every microwave
that.. is the actual cooking component, not the micro waves.

dude.

>>715140648
Wtf your microwave has a google button?

>>715136079
>How does /b/ eat their steak?
With my mouth, moving my jaw up and down while grinding the steak down to smaller pieces to make them easier to swallow and digest.

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>>715136079

steak only? I eat dem all
>medium rare
>medium

>>715138254
They are called potato wedges

Fact: The red juice you get when you eat a rare steak is not blood per se.

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>>715140648
>its a easy fast way to cook a potato
I said boil

BOIL

BOIL THE FUCKING POTATO

PO
TA
TOOOOOEEEEE

>>715140600
Yes, you can.. google it or search it on YouTube, its a common thing.

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>>715140600
Calm your tits, fedora lord.

>>715140707
>actual cooking component
>not the micro waves
wat...

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>>715138944
You deserve the gas chamber

>>715140775
If your microwave is made by google, maybe?

>>715140867
BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER IN A MOCRO WAIF OFFEN YOU DISCARDED CONDOM

>captcha: choose all food

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>>715140877

>>715140934
WHAT WAT YOU FAGGOT OF MORDOR GAYER THAN RAINBOW CONCENTRATE?

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>tfw people don't know what cooking is

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>>715140618
Am from california. I do eat well done.

I'm a grillmaster

My favorite cut is the ribeye but I'll grill anything. Tougher cuts can be tenderized

Sometimes I'll use Greek spices but mostly just plain pepper, salt and garlic powder does me.

There's a new trick with mayonnaise that forms a tasty crust that seals in all the juices and it really works, give it a shot

If you're bored of grilling and want to up your meat game try doing a whole rib roast or trussing your own chickens for roasting

>roasting master race

Medium Rare and Medium mah nigga

>>715140864
Okay then skippy.
1.microwave water till boil
2.put potatoes in said water
3.continue the time and BOIL until you get... boiled potatoes

>>715141251
1" ribeye, rare with salt and pepper. Best fucking steak.

>>715141041
So what if I put the potatoes into a bowl of water, then put that in the microwave? The microwaves heat the water, to a boil, then boils the potatoes.

>>715140217
You're projecting a lot dude. I live in LA and go to nice restaurants all the time. Obviously after I order the waiter thinks I'm a hayseed and how he interacts with me from then on amuses me very much. I guess you would just need to be there.

>>715140806
>chocolate hotdogs.

Lewd. I would not invite her to my BBQ.

Alright downys if a microwave does everything then why was the stove invented?

I'll wait

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>>715141363
we dont use microwaves for serios food

>>715141412
don't need that much water when you use a microwave. just a little bit in the bottom of the bowl

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>>715141472
>I live in LA and go to nice restaurants all the time.

>>715141472
And you're just another nail in the coffin, making sure everyone has at least one reason to hate LA.

>>715139082
I on the other hand can afford not to eat at dirt cheap places.

Cooking a rotting corpse. Sounds delicious.

>>715141363
>Okay then skippy.
>skippy
where the shit did that came from
>>715141363
>1.microwave water till boil
>2.put potatoes in said water
>3.continue the time and BOIL until you get... boiled potatoes
yeah but, then the potatoes are boiled in water not in micro waves you absolute piebrain infantile cumfart.

I'm calling absolute horse shit on any faggot in this thread that claims they eat blue rare. I've seen two people try a steak blue to impress a girl they were with; one almost vomited, the other did vomit. Get your lying, well done-loving nigger asses the fuck out of this thread.

>>715141590
You could at least try and troll better than this.

>>715141412
yea just put enough water to cover them, microwave like 5-7 minutes

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>>715141412
>So what if I put the potatoes into a bowl of water, then put that in the microwave?
then you've been trolled like a bitch.

>>715141634
>>715141648
i don't get it.

>>715141590
Space, and some things need to be tended to constantly while you're making them.

>>715141634
how wll you survive?

>>715141688
you saw two Americans, friend. In Europe, we all eat our steaks blue-rare.

Well done hold the salmonella please

Medium rare with a pinch of salt for seasoning. And always ribeye

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>>715141877
Savages! You're not European just because you rode one of Soro's pirate ships to Greece and then migrated west.

>>715137663
Son of Hugh Mungus

>>715136079
khe? :v

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>>715136324
thats the exact opposite of what happens

>>715141780
and clearly you never will

>>715139375
>Breaking news sudden outbreak of salmonella in men with waifu pillows

Rare

>>715136471
You're wrong

>>715141687
Okay great lord of weebs. Where are the microwaves then?

medium anything higher or lower is for normies
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Medium

>>715136324
Hardly any chewing necessary. If it's a good, fresh cut, it's buttery and soft.
You want a chewy fucking wreck order anything over medium rare.

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>>715141688
I would still do it.

mildly seasoned, with fresh herbs, plus some mustard, fresh bread. add maybe some lambs lettuce too.

>>715142228
you got it backwards, tard

>>715142081
fuck off you jealous peasant. next time i'll make sure to ask him for a "doggy bag", in your honor.

>>715136079

>be me 27
> server at capital grille for 3 years
>(i know none of you poor fags have eaten hear so dont bother responding)
>one of top steak houses in the country
>if you dont have a little bit of red in your steak you should be euthanized

>>715142289
^ normies be like

>>715142293
Dude, trust me no one who has been to LA is jealous of you living in LA..

>>715142279
Lucifer's lettuce is higher in fiber and decreases your operating thetan level by 14%, on average.

>>715141233
Fucking disgusting. You do know meat has to be prepared in a manner to be able to be eaten blue for safety purposes, right? You can even eat it right out of the package and still be fine since the meat is treated before it's ever bought by anyone.

>>715142462
savage

>>715142293
thank you, and make sure they draw a giant veiny cock with a gaping dickhole. you can even be the model!

how do people that eat there steak well done actually enjoy it

i like my steak to taste like steak,not some overdone charbroiled mess

>>715142324
Never ate there, I did work on their walk in freezer when I was living in Pittsburgh though.. I'm Glad I didn't stick with that line of work.

>>715142462
he's not butthurt about my living in LA, he's upset i don't order my steak to his liking. when did you jump into this convo?

>>715142462

its funny how much people brag about living in one of the worst states in america(california)

>>715142527
why would i ask the waiter to trace my penis on my doggy bag?

>>715142688
yeah jarvis i'm sure it's hilarious in oklahoma.

Why do people praise steak when it's flavorless as shit

>>715142662

Here>>715141634

>>715142324
Which one, nigger?
I've been to the ones in Cincinatti, Pittsburgh, and Indianapolis.

>>715142795

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/12/us/oakland-warehouse-ghost-ship-fire.html?_r=0

maybe if california stopped trying to make degenerates into hero's more people would respect them

>>715136079
Im from europe and ive never eaten meat that has red on the inside, like on this picture

doesent that mean its undercooked? ive always eaten what this picture depicts as well done

>>715142498
I know, but the crispy seared texture for some reason tastes good to me.
I've probably never have eaten a real good steak before.

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>>715141251
>Roastmaster

medium well m8
that blue looks horrible
i know it aint like chicken in the sense that there is no such thing as under cooking it really
but dat shit is naaaaaasty bruv

>>715136079
Around Medium.

No. Some butter is acceptable though.

>>715142324
>Capital Grille
>Waiter

You are a glorified cashier who works at a restaurant that the only complement that can be made about it is that "It isn't complete shit like Outback"

Why do we care about your opinion?

Also, medium usually, sometimes medium rare.

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>>715142995
wtf nancy drew? you think the swine who live in cardboard boxes in abandoned warehouses are on /b/ arguing about how they order their steak at restaurants? sad.

>>715141972
>You're not European just because you rode one of Soro's pirate ships to Greece and then migrated west
I laffed

>>715142192
>Where are the microwaves then?
idunno brah, in peoples kitchens and shit?

>>715143220

your right,i forgot.maybe ill create a thread about how /b/ likes there chicken wings so the niggers and there white liberal providers can argue about something

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>>715143385
good good.

>>715138015
Rollin

>>715136079
I don't eat steak anymore, but when I did, medium-rare baby.

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>>715141634
>LA
>Nice restaurants
The best food in California is in the small coastal towns. Dana point, Laguna Beach. Only yuppies and spics live in LA, there aren't even any famous people they are all in Hollywood. You can find a better bar crawl in Fullerton.

>>715136079
Really depends on the meat. Typically I like medium rare, I don't ever get it more cooked than that. I don't use steak sauce because it taints the meat, but I'll eat it with some raw horseradish and some potato though.

>>715142544
I once nearly broke a tooth trying to eat well done steak.

Well done with alot of ketchup. Only plebs only eat rare

>>715143595
This

>>715143595
Muh nigga

>>715143595
You'd probably eat a rubber tire as well

>>715136079
Medium usually, good blend of juicy that's not blood.

Steak sauce is for shit tier steak, if you need it, it's bad and you might as well be eating burger.