Secrets/vent/advice thread.

Posted the other day, My gf tickles my asshole to sleep every night. Also I don't brush my teeth

>>715129301
>Also I don't brush my teeth
listen here you disgusting human piece of shit,
your girl seems to pull up with you and you do the same to her.
you guys better not lose each other. especially you, cuz she will find someone quick, you're done

I used to beat off to bdsm nudes of my mom in 6th grade

Inb4 post nudes. This was years ago and I obviously didn't keep them

I can't stand niggers even though I have some black friends...And think of them as inferior

>>715129464
You found them on her computer?

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I hate my self

>>715129528
Why would you be friends with someone you consider inferior?

I'm on steroids.

>>715129651
Yep, tons of them. tied up with a ballgag in her mouth.

>>715129705
Are you not friends with your dog/cat?

>>715129203
I want to have sex with my wife's sister, she's 10 years younger than my wife. I think she may also have feelings about me. Wat do?

>>715129930
Fair point. What made you hate black people anyway?

>>715129951
Post pics of your wife and her sister obviously

They are nice niggers...just they are still niggers

I wonder if my daughter is shaved

>>715129951
Nothing dumbass. Unless you're gonna split up with your wife anyway in which case go for it.

>>715130121
Lulz, no

>>715130162
Yeah, I know nothing is the popular answer. Was hoping for play it cool and just get a hand jibber though.

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I havent had sex in four years.

>>715129697
Welcome to the club.

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>>715129203
I masturbated on a bus once. I mean, it was just me and the driver in there, me in way in the back with him obviously driving. I don't think I finished or anything (it's a long time ago), but it was still pretty fucked up.

>>715129804
And you have no good reason for it I guess.

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I've made 3d renders of friends to make porn. Here is an example of something I did for an anon

>>715130852
What would be a good reason?

>>715130859
I wish I was your friend

>>715129203
i like giving oral to women and i hate recieving it

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>>715129203
We ha Sec
all ve rets
???

>>715129203
met a girl on a phone line a few years back, went to meet her, turns out she was a hooker, also tranny, she started jerking me off and I got nervous and wanted to leave. she tried to hit me up for money (I didn't realize she was a hooker til this point) I told her I didn't have shit and to get out. I work in law enforcement, so I freaked, left and didn't go back to that city for like 6-8 months paranoid i'd get in trouble. haven't even told my best friends about this to this day, and I won't tell anyone.

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>>715129203
I have diagnosed bipolar disorder (I'm open about that now, although it took three years to tell anyone, even mention it outside of the first time I was told) and for years when I hit a real strong episode I hallucinate. I've only ever told one person about the hallucinations at that over five years ago (ex that I never talk to nowadays). I just don't want people to be worried about being in a car or something when I'm driving because I'm honestly quite used to them. I really like acid and schrooms and feel like they helped me come to grips with my hallucinations. It was only about a year about that I realized people with bipolar can get hallucinations when I was looking into them so I'm glad I have a bit of an explanation now. It's just large gray shadows usually or scenes of myself or people I care deeply about dying in front of me.

>>715132236
Got someone?

>>715132725
Let me get a pic hold on

>>715129951
threesome

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>>715129203

over last labor day for my birthday I went on a trip to the beach. friends were supposed to visit but didn't work out, I hadn't had sex for 6 months so on a whim I got on backpage and ordered a hooker. She was sexy, not too enthusiastic, but was nice to bust a nut, and be with someone I was actually attracted to (the last girl i'd been with before that was rather fat, and ended up giving me Gonorrhea, so I was rather turned off of it for a while). Cost me 200 bucks, but was the high point in an otherwise kinda lonely trip. pic related, it's her from her ad. She was decent.

>>715132274
What? Why?

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>>715132725
Can get more if necessary

>>715132969
Solid advice

>>715132539
>didn't go back to that city for like 6-8 months
Sounds like a hell of an overreaction.

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friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

>>715133034
>She was decent.

I would have done the same, anon.

>>715129852

i have pics of your mom hogtied with an apple in her mouth

>>715133034
>200 bucks
For that amount she better perform sexual tricks that are illegal worldwide.

>>715133160
send more to prohadan at gmail

>>715133188
lol, it was. But I was hella paranoid something would come out of it. when in reality when I drove away she probably just went back to her corner and moved on. And it sucked cause I was living in a small town a little ways from the city where there wasn't much to do.

>>715133401
>>715133401

yea a bit steep in my estimation. But for the area it didn't seem out of place. And with horizontal refreshment you can't really try to negotiate them without them basically deciding youre not worth the effort and moving on.

>>715133256
Worst kind of bitch.

I hope you lose an arm.

>>715133256

I hope you get AIDs and he sells your daughter into prostitution to buy himself a nice car he will fuck girls in the back seat of while he cums thinking of you dying.

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>>715133813
Lol

https://youtu.be/COQn5uRYbJc

This video has helped me with most of the problems I've had with life so far.

I've never been into video games.

>>715133478
Sorry can't trust you an0n haxors

>>715133256
Good job OP!

THIS is why we need feminism

>>715129203
i try to seduce basically every woman i meet and i fail all the time...

>>715130139
>nice people
>can't get over skin color

Sounds like they're too good for you

>>715134274
Well, at least you try. Surely SOME must go for it?

Thinking of trying no fap. Any experiences with it?

I am prejudice against africa americans .

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>>715129203
sometimes when nobody is home
and i know they won't be for a while...

i do this

pic related

>>715134274
I do something similair, only I don't really "seduce" women, I get all charming and make a lot of eye contact at appropriate times, let them hear what they want to hear etc. However I never actually do anything about the potential connection I've gotten with the girl because I get too nervous to ask if she ever wants to hang out or go out or whatever.

>>715133256
nice copypasta

>>715134897
MODS

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>>715134897

>>715133918
MODSMODSMODS

Went on a SEX BINGE last week.
Fucked 4 escorts, a high school ex, 2 college exes. wife has no idea. I think.

I'm so fucking lonely.

I left a great and smart boyfriend who was accepted into a great university for a not-so-smart boyfriend who I met in a bar who isnt even going to university because he makes me cum and lets me fuck anyone else I want. Before I had only slept with the one boy. Now, six months later, I have slept with almost 30 different guys and have done things I never would have done before- anal sex, threesome with 2 guys, blowjobs. I think I might be a whore, but I love it!

already fucked a pigeon when i was drunk.

Good timing op.

Was at a house party last weekend, 2 other guys and I were some of the last few people remaining awake. Decide to go look around for shit to steal, cause we're dicks.

After ransacking parents room, we moved on to his younger sisters. Turns out she was home all night, so about 4am we wake her by being nosy. Proceed to get her fucked up.

Long story short, 2 buddys and I consensually gangbanged (raped?), my friends 14yo sister.

This is probably going to become something I regret, since I'm 26

>>715135546
just remember that when you feel like blaming the consequences of your actions on anyone else but yourself.

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>>715133160
>>715134204
Ok anon your loss

>>715129203
I want to fuck my girlfriend's younger sister so badly. They are both 9.5s/10, threesome would be heaven. Saw the sister's tits not long ago too, made me diamonds.

>>715135569
>This is probably going to become something I regret
Well yeah I should think so. Wont your friend be kinda annoyed you brutaly fucked his sister?

>>715134666
Kumusta Satanas

>>715135912
>Kumusta Satanas
What?

Last night I made out with ny sister in law... we made plans to "hang out" again later this week

>>715135894
I meant legal trouble.

No fucks are given if he's upset or not. Rather have a bro bang my sis then some stranger.

>>715136060
Nice. So she's married to your brother or what?

>>715136012

he said "Hello Satan"

>>715136122
Or, maybe, no one could get his 14 yr old sister drunk and gangbang her?

>>715136144

No, my wife's sister.

I'm the guy in the office that puts coffee into the sugar bowl.

>>715136252
NICE! Younger? Older?

>>715136252
Tread carefully and have fun.

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>>715129203
I remember every memory all of my past lives.

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>>715129951
>>715135884

Your name is Milhouse too? Srsly though, how'd you get to see that front meat?

>>715136342
REEEEEEEE

>>715136351

Thanks

>>715136343

younger. wife is 25, sister is 20.

>>715136342

You piece of shit

>>715135481
nobody care...
>We love you

>>715136342
Fuck you you are scum

I fucked my married cousin everyday for 3 months. Her cuck husband knew and loved it.

i'm in love with a girl i've been going to school for 4 years.
she has a boyfriend of 3 years. they live together now and she seems somewhat happy with him, though every time we see each other she keeps doing remarks about him, looking to my eyes like she's trying to make me jealous. she told me a few times while she was drunk that she liked me before, and something about her bf being a jerk, doing her hair the way i told her i like it.
shit i think it does not make much sense i just had to get it off my chest.
help me /b/.

When my Dad was sick in hospital I had to make all his medical decisions. Because I hated his guts, I took the riskiest option at each turn. After they removed a septic limb he dies of post-surgical complications.

NO Ragrets. Fuck you Dad. Revenge was mine you fucking cunt.

>>715136821
Why did you hate him so much?

>>715136523
Fucking nice man.. But like the other Anon said, be careful. This kind of shit will fuck everything up. How did it happen btw?

I hate baby boomers with a passion cause they ruined our planet and left us Generation X'ers with a recession drained economy and housing too expensive to buy into.

I look forward to them all dying off.

>>715136720
How old are you?

>>715137016
20

>>715136935
Tormented me as a kid with his anger issues. Physically beat me. Mentally and verbally and physically bullied my Mother to her early grave and used her as a slave until she was so worn out she just deaded.

Alcoholic. Ignorant of lifes problems.

Only interested in his own needs.

So stupid he was dangerous to me and my family.

>>715136935
He fucked me in the ass almost everyday until i was 12. And called me a peice of shit for liking it.

I like to get my wife really drunk as she lets me do more crazy sexy times stuff to her.

>>715137267
Not OP

>>715133672
>>715133813
(Dont fall for the b8)

Chatted today with random anon. Shared a bunch of pics of my daughter with him. Told him didn't mind if he shared and he said that he's going to share the shit out of her and spread her around the internet.

>>715137200
Sorry to hear that anon, hope you turned out better than him

>>715137068
Fucking go for it. While your young. You're not gonna experience this kind of shit at 30. If you get denied or friend zoned, jack-off and move on.

>>715137441
>mfw I'm 30 next year and my sexual life has been a boring misadventure

>>715129203
I'm going on a date soon, it'll be my first date, so i'm scared to fuck up everything

>>715137441
it shall be done
thank you

>>715137422
Yep. I'm proud to say I did. Good father. Hard working, non-lazy husband who respects his wife and is proactive in addressing his own personal issues. (Put myself on antidepressant when I started getting out of control through a tough period) and weaned myself off them when tough period was over. Have control over drinking by only drinking one day a week. Have control now over weight by controlling what I eat and regualrly monitoring my weight. I have my issues but being aware of them I can control them.