why are all women stupid whores, /b/?

>>715100707
Because they're women

>>715100707
Cause they can smell your beta levels and know they don't need to treat you like a man.

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Because your high school crush didnt go out with your beta ass so now you complain on 4chan

Shit meme my friend

>>715100800
alpha/beta dichotomy is purely socio-economic i.e. capitalist
use of alpha/beta terminology is inherently conservative
also i have a 7.5 inch cock and have fucked 38 women

>>715100899
lmao ok shrimpdick

Because you care, stop caring and you will find that the majority of women are alright. As long as you don't want to fuck them, it's all fine. When you feel like fucking go to a bar or hire a prostitute.

>>715101002
YES I AM LOOKING FOR LOVE ALRIGHT
I HATE HOW THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT SOCIAL STATS, MONEY, AND SEXUAL PLEASURE
IT'S LITERALLY EVIL
I'M A GOOD PERSON
I WANT TO LOVE AND TO BE LOVED
I DON'T WANT TO JUST FUCK STUPID WHORES AND FEEL ALONE AND DEAD INSIDE AND HATE THEM FOR BEING IDIOTS

>>715101080
>i'm a good person
>fuck women

you can stop talking right there honestly. you're obviously some frustrated beta who's nice to women up until the point that you realize they don't want to date you.

learn how to talk to people, you fucking troglodyte.

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>>715100918
Sounds like something a beta would say.

>>715101080
Stop throwing a tantrum, you will never be loved. Accept it and move on.

>>715101080
>I'm a beta and I'm mad

Ftfy

>>715101198
what's the point talking to people? they're all fucking idiots with nothing to say. what's the point talking to a woman if you just want to have sex? just have sex. also, you are wrong, because i'm a fucking great conversationalist who takes a deep and a compassionate interest in others, but i don't like playing games and beating around the bush because it's a dishonest, deceptive waste of time. don't even give me that shit

>>715101247
you're right
i'm too good for everyone
love doesn't even exist

>>715101269
>fucked 38 women
>beta male

I'm NOT BETA

>>715101316
>I talk my way straight into the friendzone with what I think is great conversation skills

Ftfy

>>715101204
yeah, i'm beta because i lost all my social stats and am poor
because that's all that matters, right?
money and social stats
fucking capitalist pigs

>>715101080
Love from a man?

>>715101373
>guys Im not a virgin
>please believe me

>>715100918
38 women? how old are you?

>>715101413
you mean platonic love?

>>715101316
you honestly mean to tell me that, reading the sentence you just wrote now, you still believe you're a good person? your entire personality is a pussy deflector.

get some fucking help, dude.

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>>715101373
Post your face

>>715101442
25
also i tried to be celibate via christianity but lost faith in god

>>715101410
Sounds like someone wants five cents to shine my shoes. That's all you third world cucks are good for anyway ;)

>>715101451
>get some help
this

>>715101485
Fuck
Capitalism

>>715101080
>I HATE HOW THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT SOCIAL STATS, MONEY, AND SEXUAL PLEASURE

Implying sex and sexual pleasure isn't 90% of a relationship.

There are ham planets who would love to get into a relationship with a beta autist like you.
Looks like you're as shallow as the women you shun.

>>715101545
I'm sure your mother would shine them nice for me. I could probably flash a dollar bill and have her on my cock too. ;)

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>>715101469
this is b8 but i will play along because i'm bored.

38 women at 25 isn't alot.

If they're dime pieces, good on ya but sometimes you just have to empty your balls into a wet hole.

>>715101410
Nah, if you're good looking, you can be poor and still get fucked.

>>715100707
all people are shit

>>715101660
>implying he's even fucked one

Dont give him the credit man. His virginity is almost a palpable odor.

>>715101579
sex and sexual pleasure is like 10% of the relationship

right, not dating fat chicks makes me a bad person, even when i've dated fat chicks and found out that they're as shallow as other chicks
and this tantrum is the result of idealizing asian chicks as being good, and finding out that they're just stupid whores, too

>>715101718
as i said m8 this faggot is b8, i'm just the faggot that does the r8

>>715101704
girls tell me i'm handsome and have a nice body, but i'm also fucking depressed from being alone all the fucking time. i don't want to fuck and get fucked, i want a fucking relationship. i want love, man

>>715101725
>10%

Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

I've had whole relationships built around how good of a fuck we are for each other. If you honestly believe it's only 10% you're absolutely fucking beta.

>>715101711
word

>>715101660
it's not bait
i'm hot and smart
but i'm poor and depressed

>>715101718
i feel like a kissless virgin, but i've fucked 38 women. split personality?

>>715101819
when you grow up sex and sexual pleasure aren't what you build a relationship around, bud
and if you're a male feminist who treats women like people

>>715101889
>guys I swear I've had sex even once
>38 is just the first number that came to my mind and I desperately hope someone believes me

>>715101725
ur 25 and havn't figured out that all women are stupid whores? I can tell ya, it dosn't get better, might aswell an hero

>>715100707
because you touch yourself at night

>>715101978
not all women
just most

>>715101946
Yes they are though. You enter a relationship for pleasure. Whether sexual or otherwise. You seem to think that because the relationship started with physicality that ended because of that fact as well. It ended for alot of different reasons I won't go into. Mainly regarding kids. I said fuck that. She disagreed.

But point is. Relationships start for a variety of reasons. But if you wait, and expect that it'll just happen you're absolutely nuts. Enjoy your life, let the relationship come to you.

Ya fuckin virgin.

>>715101957
i don't need you to believe me because it's the truth
i'm not beta
i pretend to be beta
i became better on purpose
because betas are moral
alphas are immoral
you can be alpha anytime just by being immoral and base
you can be beta anytime by being moral and ethical
you can be alpha anytime by making money and working out
you can be beta anytime by making art and neglecting your body
it's all fucking bullshit
it's just social constructs and behavioral patterns
why is everyone so brainwashed by capitalism? it's fucked

>>715102067
Bruh, your and my mother are stupid whores, once women grow up they're just stupid whores in diffrent ways.

>>715102215
i know my mom's a stupid whore
and i fucking hate her
and actually when i was a tween she beat me and called my first kiss a whore
so maybe this is just her talking

>>715102173
>being alpha is about being immoral

No. It's about being strong. It's about not letting people walk on you regardless of who they are or how much bigger they might be. You don't have to be a cunt to be an alpha. Sure it makes it easier but you'll still be a cunt at the end of the day ya feel.

>>715101946
Sex is what you think of the first time you see any woman. Either you go: I'd fuck that. Or you go: Eww bruh. Either way sex is what life is about. Fuck your feelings, deal with being an animal and embrace your animal instincts.

>>715102273
Hitting how, spanking or beating the shit out of you?

>>715102170
no shit
relationships should grow organically
maybe internet dating is the problem
when internet dating is just a product of the spectacle qua neoliberalism, and the bourgeoisie deployment of sexuality
i don't enter relationships for pleasure. maybe that's what i don't get. i'm a good person. i don't sin. so i don't enter relationships for pleasure i.e. to sin
i'm not a virgin, but i am ashamed of how many women I've slept with, and how few women i've slept with
i just want to be true to just one girl and treat her as well as possible and love her the best i can

why dudes always trying to take creep shots or steal naked pics and catalogue them?

don't act like us dudes are so fucking innocent. that's pathetic.

>>715102392
beating the shit out of me
well it was a traumatic incident
because i wanted to go the movies with my friends
and she beat me and called them whores
and when i tried to get away she chased after me and fell down the stairs and when she hit the floor she pretended to be dead
so i thought i had killed my mother by wanting to go to the movies with my first kiss
then i became bulimic and got molested by a guy off myspace
but you know what?
WOMEN AREN'T WHORES
I TAKE IT BACK
FUCK YOU MOM
YOU'RE THE WHORE
WOMEN AREN'T WHORES
WOMEN ARE NOT WHORES

>>715102489
I've never done anything simply for a small chance that I might get some sexual favor. How dare you imply that.

How dare you imply that I once helped a woman move furniture cause I thought she'd blow me. The audacity.

>>715102603
Spoiler: She didn't blow me.

>>715102315
i'm strong
every girl i fuck says i'm strong
does this mean i'm alpha?
no, because i'm poor, and alpha/beta is purely socioeconomic

>>715102545
My dad beat me and my siblings up, when i was 15 i broke his ribs, he never hit us again and became a real good dad, maybe your mum needs a good bashing?

>>715102322
that's evil bro
if you just act like an animal, it drives you insane
we have baser drives and instincts
but there has to be more to life than that
i don't know
maybe i'm too repressed

>>715102603
i really don't care about any of the lame off topic shit you just said to me

>>715102662
>the women I'm with stroke my ego and tell me my twig like arms are oh so strong

You miss the point as usual.

>>715102691
haha well actually i broke my mom's rib and punched her in the face and she's been real fucking nice every since, especially since i wound up on the streets both times
fuck i hate my mother
i fucking hate my fucking mother so much

>>715102775
so being alpha is just some bullshit simulated behavioral pattern/subjectivation where you act like a proud dumb gorilla? fuck man. maybe i'm just not dumb enough for this shit

>>715102315
this is fucking embarrassing. it's like i ended up in the tom cruise segments of eyes wide shut

>>715102888
hahahahaha

>>715100707
op here
I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AS FUCK
I NEED A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
BUT NOBODY WANTS ME
ALRIGHT
ARHJASHDFLJASDLFKJAOWIJROIJW;LKJA;ODHVIAOHEO4ITJ34PRJK[W2I3R[-2U3R-J34POG3P-0TU234JRP23OJR[ :'(

alpha/beta is such garbage. how about ya know just be someone's friend like a normal human being instead of a fucking sociopath??

>>715102960
because everyone is a fucking sociopath!!! all they care about is
1) money
2) social stats
3) pleasure
it's like everyone is fucking autistic and incapable of forming real human interpersonal relationships

>>715102711
You have to balance being "human" and being an animal, denie it all you want but in the end you're nothing but the desendant of a monkey, we're all animals. There is no other meaning to life than procreation. Look at EVERY OTHER LIFE FORM THERE IS, it's all about mating, it's the same for people, we just try to separate ourselves from nature, because we're "special" let me tell you what, we're fucking not special. We're a life form on a planet who was designed to fuck. Why do you think it feels good to fuck?

>>715102790
Never hate family, how bad they are to you, rise above and try to help them instead. It's your bloodline, your history, love them even if they're horrible to you, they are the people who made you into what you are today. Love them for making your life hell.

>>715102868
You ARE nothing but a dumb fucking gorilla, you're stupid if you can't see that.

>>715103076
procreation doesn't give any meaning to life either, though. life is absolutely meaningless. the drive towards procreation is merely that: a drive. yes, instinctually "it's all about sex and procreation," but also since that in no way affects one's own death/mortality, it doesn't give any meaning to life.
for me, my body needs to cum regularly, i'm always depressed and in pain from lack of sex
humans really are pathetic creatures

>>715102954
Prostitute bruh, they will fullfill your sexual need untill you've found what you're looking for

>>715103178
they're fucking sick, twisted, abusive monsters though

>>715103278
i can't even fucking afford it though

>>715103224
i'm not a fucking gorilla, i'm a human goddamn being
i'm a spiritual person ok
fuck
i'm fucking stupid and naive

>>715103385
now i feel fucking angsty as shit

>>715103252
All life is kinda amazing, and you're right. There is no real meaning to life, do you really NEED a meaning to live. It's like saying you NEED religion to be a good person or you NEED alchohol to have fun, make your own god damn meaning. My meaning of life is music, i play i admire, i sing i dance i fucking love everything that has to do with meaning. The fundamental point of life is procreation.. But stop being such a depressing faggot and make your own god damn meaning, take control of your own god damn life and fucking be what you want to be.

unless you want to harm animals that are smaller than you, than you're a bully and you should hang yourself.

>>715103224
naw dude fuck that shit
that's satanic

>>715103288
And the fact that they are has made you into the person you are today. Sure, hate them but only hate them if you hate yourself and if you hate yourself, you should focus on trying to like or even love what you are. Love the fact that you're an individual. You're unique.

>>715103346
So get a job or get a better job. You're in your own way, nobody else

>>715103385
You're a fucking monkey, deal with it. Also, fuck your spirituality.

>>715103438
don't we all.

>>715103575
I don't believe in god, so i can't believe in satan, i can't be something that i don't believe in.

>>715103556
yeah bro i love making music. life doesn't need a meaning, life is life and it's all we know, so just be alive. i wish i could conquer my sexual urges enough to be free from them completely, but sexuality is a basic human need, like eating or shitting. this is what frustrates me so much about it. other people don't understand. but i need sex to function, i need sex for my self esteem, i need sex to not be a depressed faggot and to make something of my life. because i'm a human male with sexual needs. but women don't understand that. they don't understand men at all.

i eat meat is that ok

>>715103644
i fucking hate the person i am today. i'm a worthless nobody piece of shit living alone in poverty. i'm always in pain. i hate myself and i hate them and i hate my life! BECAUSE I NEED SEX

>>715103710
i'm a homo sapien, thank you very much

>>715103737
i don't usually feel angsty, no
but it seems like when i feel angsty i get laid

Is there a chance you wear a Trenchcoat and a Fedora?

>>715103769
I NEED SEX
I CAN'T GET LAID
I NEED SEX
AAAAAAAAAHGHGRHGRHGRHGRHRGHR

>>715103828
Prostitute. You're what's holding you back.

>>715103898
YES
AND I GET ALPHAS TO CUM IN MY FEDORA AND I SHOVE THE FEATHER UP MY ASS
AND THEN I FUCK THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND GO BACK TO PRETENDING TO BE BETA
BECAUSE I'M ALPHA
BUT WOMEN ARE STUPID WHORES

>>715103966
I CAN'T AFFORD IT

>>715103918
Prostitute.

>>715103966
AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCK A PROSTITUTE
I WANT LOVE, GODDAMNIT

>>715104000
i don't want to fuck a prostitute :(
i want a girlfriend

>>715104020
Love is a human invention and a chemical reaction in your brain, fuck it, you'll live longer.

>>715103971
Now i get your "i'm a good person" point

>>715104118
yeah but like it's illegal to fuck a prostitute

>>715104160
In your country

>>715104128
yes
i'm a good person
i'm respectful to others
i try to act/behave morally
and be kind to others
and stand up for what's right
:'(

>>715104294
it used to be legal

>>715104160
It's illegal to do alot of shit, break the law all you want, aslong as you don't hurt other people in the process

>>715104307
>BUT WOMEN ARE STUPID WHORES
if thats what you think, why would you want to be with one.
Get your shit together. Alpha and beta is stupid but you use the all the time. You don't belive in god bur ralk about sin. It is bad to want sex but you want sex. At this point i'm not shure if you are a idiot or a bad troll

>>715104644
ur on /b/ m8, it's b8, just be quiet and r8 8/8

>>715104644
Your spelling gave me chills. But damn anon, you got a point.

>>715104482
damn man well i have probation this afternoon so i don't want to fuck things up for myself

>>715104644
because i love women :'(
i'm fucking trying to get my shit together, but it's hard. every time i try, everything falls apart. because i hate myself and need sex to function. i'm an agnostic applying the concepts of sin. i don't want sex, i just need it. i'm an idiot and a bad troll

>>715105278
You don't NEED sex, use it as a motivator instead of a demotivator. If you fall, you get back up, dust yourself off and try again.

>>715105278
If people NEEDED sex, they'd die if they didn't get it. (an hero dosn't count)

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>>715105419
no, i NEED sex. i HATE myself. i HATE masturbation. so i NEED sex.

>>715100707
Because some people suck and youve focused all your attention on your own wrong choice of women to use as a representative of all of them.

Some dudes suck too but youre not trying to grab their dicks so its not relevant to your life.

Choose people better and be a better person yourself.

>>715105457
people DO NEED SEX
BUT EVERYBODY IS A FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC CAPITALIST
I'M THE ONLY ADULT LEFT

>>715100707

Because they all crave attention and validation. They're also all liars in addition to attention whores.

>>715105627
real talk
i was on tiny chat and some chick set me off because she said that i'm "too poor to afford a girlfriend"
it pissed me the fuck off, because i'm poor because i don't have a girlfriend because i can't work because i need sex to fucking function
because my fucking genitals were mutilated at birth so i don't enjoy masturbation and when i work without sex i either quit or get fired or wind up in jail or the psych ward
because i literally physically need sex because i can't masturbate comfortably because of my circumcision
and my circumcision always tears and rips and leaves scars when i try to masturbate
so i literally need sex to function
but women are all stupid whores

>>715100918
underage bait

>>715105727
i just wish one of them would date me so i could fucking hold down a fucking job and not feel fucking angry and depressed and in pain every fucking waking moment of my miserable fucking life

>>715105838
what?

>>715100707
like
I NEED SEX TO FUNCTION
MY GENITALS WERE MUTILATED AT BIRTH
I CAN'T MASTURBATE
I NEED SEX TO WORK
I NEED SEX TO FUNCTION
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNITT

>>715100707
sauce?

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>>715100918
AAAAAAAAAahhahahaha... so beta!!! he coounts them!!!

>>715106061
dude
IT'S A HELL
MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL

>>715106070
yup
lol

>>715106049
official capcom press release from 97

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>Don't enjoy masturbating because mutilation
>fucked 38 women
Sure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBcflBBGKhE

>>715106597
>circumcision
designs the penis for intercourse
masturbation is the biggest sin in the talmud

>>715106147
obvious m8 is obviou... i mean b8 but i will answer ANYWAY, your life is what you make it. No one will feel sorry or fuck anyone who is crying about his life. Do something interesting and get a fucking job. Stop crying, it does nothing but annoy the people around you. And some of them will be women.

>>715106729
yeah but i hate capitalism though
i'm literally a marxist
fuck

>>715106731
Fuck your sins bruh, if "god" didn't want you masturbating he wouldn't have made it feel as good as it does.

>>715106752
i have a fucking job. i've had 29 fucking jobs. but I NEED SEX TO FUCKING FUNCTION YOU MORONIC FUCK. WHAT DON'T YOU AND ALL THESE STUPID GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WHORES NOT UNDERSTAND?! SEX IS A BASIC FUCKING HUMAN FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERSHITCOCKFUCKING NEED. YOU NEED SEX TO FUNCTION. YOU'RE ALL SICK, BRAINWASHED, RETARDED, MORONIC, NARCISSISTIC, CAPITALISTIC CHILDREN. FUCK BOURGEOISE SOCIETY

>>715106891
IT FEELS FUCKING BAD TO FUCKING MASTURBATE
I HATE MASTURBATION
SO I'M ALWAYS IN PAIN
SO I CAN'T FUNCTION
SO I CAN'T MAKE MONEY
SO I CAN'T GET LAID
BECAUSE I DON'T GET LAID

I CAN'T GET LAID
BECAUSE I DON'T GET LAID


I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS
AND ALL WOMEN ARE FUCKING MORONIC WHORES

>>715106947
So fuck a prostitute.

>>715107057
I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY, AND IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL.

>>715106820
dude you cant change nature so it fits your beliefs,
you change your beliefs so they fit nature... otherwise you will live in a world of shit.
womans brain are evolved to fuck the one with power so they can live close to confortable in this piece of shit of a planet. but if you want to be loved and dont have any sex in your life, you sould stick to your "im literaly marxist" plan...

>>715100707
It's just your beta waves distrupting their neurons when you're around them.

>>715107471
I'M NOT BETA

>>715100707
Truthfully, it's because neo-feminism took away everything else that made women desirable. They used to be seen as the caring, child rearing, excellent cook but now feminazis have taken all of that away and women are left with nothing but beauty.
Having only beauty left has caused them to become vain attention seekers. It's the same thing that brought about orange self tan and awful drawn on eyebrows.

>>715107401
it's not nature, though. it's capitalism. while the laws appear to us as natural laws, they are far from it. if you'd read Capital, you'd know this.
look, i'm trying to compromise my values for money so i won't have to be alone anymore. but it makes me really fucking sad.

>>715107694
white women, at least
also my mom was an abusive alcoholic idiot and she's not a feminist
i blame capitalism and the innate stupidity

>>715100707
that's who they survive millions of year, sucking dick and cucking others

>>715107895
i don't care about their "sexual immorality"
i just hate how they believe in capitalism

>>715100707
women are stupid whores because of capitalism

>>715107750
let me get your point.... you are saying there is there is no law of nature that shows that females in a group will pprefer to procreate with the strongest, competitive, inteligent ones?...

>>715107750
stop crying, man up kid

>>715108439
i'm saying that what you purport to be "natural laws" are social constructs, yeah. because i'm the strongest and the most intelligent and i don't get laid. so it's not nature. it's capitalist ideology.

>>715108595
"man up" as in MAKE MONEY, right

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>>715101316
>who takes a deep and a compassionate interest in others
>they're all fucking idiots with nothing to say. what's the point talking to a woman if you just want to have sex?

>>715108641
no, as in "i dont see why women dont love me and at the same time i'm trying to compromise my values for money so i won't have to be alone anymore. but it makes me really fucking sad"...

>>715108788
as in be myself? i don't get it

>>715108672
yeah, so i can't take a deep and compassionate in girls i just want to have sex with, because it's duplicitous and dishonest. i only take a deep and compassionate interest in people i genuinely care about. not just people on a dating site who are being manipulative about sex.

>>715108627
keep up the good work comrade, you are doing great...

>>715108872
thisone... >>715107750

>>715109021
dude like communism is a good idea. capitalism is bullshit. ever since i started working at 15 or 16, i was like "wtf why am i working?!". then one time i was tripping on acid, started reading hegel's logic, freaked out about property... then discovered marxism. it's the truth man. capitalism is bullshit. i don't know. i think i'm done hating women because of capitalism, though

>>715100707
Why? Because.

>>715109077
so are you saying i should compromise my values for money or that i shouldn't compromise my values for money? either way, everyone should work. i guess i should blame myself for being lazy, not studying hard, not working hard, and winding up alone.

>>715109087
if you say marxism is the truth, you will love the venus project

>>715109088
it beyond breaks my heart, alright? i grew up believing in true love and fairy-tale bullshit. then in reality they're just cunts and whores. i'm a hopeless romantic, alright?

>>715109221
>venus project
>strokesbeard
interesting

>>715109353
everything is conected bro... hahaha

>>715109464
radical! fuck capitalism