I'm tired of being alive and not being able to fuck girls

Dude it's called grow a pair, sex shouldn't run your world there are so many better things in life trust me. Go adventure, grow a beard and get lost in wilderness, hunt your food, build your own fires, and just enjoy being alive.

Here's the ultimate guide to get pussy OP
>stop being a desperate faggot
>???
>profit

>>715072125
This is why I don't feel bad about shootings

>>715071552
dude. You are not entitled to women's bodies.

Fuck off with this Elliott Rogers shit.

Getting laid is about self respect, you obviously don't have any. If you are confident and truly believe you're king shit, you'll get pussy. Figure out what makes you great and cultivate whatever that is. Then you'll get more ass than you can handle.

>>715071552

This is pretty desperate OP. Also, if you're serious about doing these things, you don't need to own your own place unless it's a matter of getting invited to parties. And if you don't get invited now, why would anyone go to your parties? The same chain of logic that would end with people coming to your house should easily be enough to get to parties yourself.

>>715073642

OP can barely handle getting no ass, it seems

>>715071552
OMFG look at how much you're willing to spend. Homes, parties, booze and drugs to MAYBE get laid.

Just pay for the fucking sex.

Boys, I have a feeling this was a ruse

Mods
Obvious underage b&
Nobody besides a teenager cares that much about pussy. I care a lot about pussy, but not like that. Also kid, protip: the less you try, the more pussy you get. Be normal, clean, and most,of all financially successful and the pussy will always follow.

>>715073245
See this
>>715073753
Desperate, like I said faggot.

>>715074946

Are you calling me a faggot because we both said OP is desperate?

>>715075090
No, I'm calling him a faggot.
>>715073245

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>>715073566
It's not about ownership its about what I want

>>715073642
I know I'm not king shit, I'm not buff and I don't have the casanova tier skills to woo them

>>715073753
Its a matter of getting invites because frats don't let guys in period unless your a member or your best friends with them, and frat guys are hyper sensitive to guys trying to become friends with them so they can get into their parties

>why would anyone come to mine
Because if I'm one of the only / the only place around on that night hosting that will actually let you in even if your not frat then people will flock to it, especially if I have great music and lights and a shit ton of free jungle juice and shit

Don't under estimate how much college students eat that stuff uo

>>715074229
>maybe
Its not a matter of if its when

>>715074431
Its not

>>715074578
I'm 19
People have been doing it since 15
Night before last my frat friend kept going on and on about it
Another friend fucked a girl right before we got back and I could smell it in the air

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>>715071552
Have you tried pic related?

>>715074578
This

>>715071923
I too go Bear Grylls mode when I can't get laid

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Can you do this?

>>715076655
>>715076780
harder to get away with that

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Let me in your party. I'll get you all the pussy you want. Just let me break them in for you.

>>715071552
Jesus Christ dude, just go on fucking Tinder

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>>715075792
Why not just stop wanting sex and realized that there are other things besides sex in the world? Some people just have to accept that they're not cut out for sex

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>>715077753
Already have, hasn't worked

I think the reason literally everyone is getting hyper triggered is because the plan will actually work and people hate the idea of someone going through with it

>>715071552
Please don't let this be real. I assume most anons are sociopaths, but this one seems destined for the news.

>>715077948
I'd rather go full columbine than ever accept that

>>715077968
No, it's because you're a sociopath

>>715075792
OP, I would never give you a bid, but you should have at least gone to rush events. Greek life is the gateway to unlimited booty.

>>715078196
>want what everyone says is the best thing in life
>cant get it because insert (ur2beta XD / 2 nerdy / 2 much of a loser / etc here)
>come up with this plan thats basically what frats do anyways and it works for them
>holy shit fuck off please dont have some humanity but your still a sociopath

>>715078291
of course you wouldn't frats dont give bids to non -chads

>greek life = infinite sex
no shit

I'm just gonna copy what they do, I'm gonna out do them at their own game, not even frats throw down twice a weekend every week here

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>>715071552
Pro Tip OP, I've tried this and it works flawlessly.

Just be fucking rude to them.

Women will eat that shit up when they're drunk.

Belittle them so then they'll want to "prove" to you their worth by sucking you off.

That's true Casanova skills bruh.

>>715078291
also I rushed 4 frats and got rejected from all 4

>>715078556
>>>/r9k/

No wonder you aren't getting any

>>715078681
I'm gonna be getting some soon and it's gonna involve what most people think is horrifying
Already gotten my dick sucked twice I just didnt go for the kill becuase I was afraid of cops, now I know better

I wanna host my own parties so that they happen constantly instead of sporadically, and so that whenever someone cock blocks me I can remove them (happens way too much)

Fuck off normie

Have fun being that weird kid who tried to act like a frat boy to get laid but everyone still thinks he's creepy as fuck

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>>715071552
What exactly are you into? What kind of sex?

>>715078556
Then you chose the wrong school.

>>715078670
Did you wear cargo shorts to rush events or give the appearance that you've never touched a girl? There can only be so many lovable fat guys or weirdos that slip through the cracks before a fraternity's image becomes tarnished.

>frat parties

>>715079124
No one will refuse a free party with free drinks and shit

You seriously think random college students worry about who's hosting when they can hear the music, see the lights, and the word gets out that its not even frat and all you need to get in is a 2:1 girls to guy ratio or bring beer?

>>715079165
doesnt matter as long as its straight

>>715079215
I can't remember what I wore, it was summer time so I'm guessing I didn't wear jeans

I tried to dress as normal as I could

>weirdos
You mean non-chads

>>715079215
One time I had a chance to hook up with a girl at a frat rush party but I held off because of a combo of fear of cops+ not wanting to look like I was "stealing" the frat guys girls

I know they saw, probably what killed my chances of getting in

>>715080310
I want brothers who get drunk and laid. If nothing else, they should have balls of steel. Also, why were you afraid of cops? Definitely can't bid date-rape-guy

>>715080625
Because she was drunk and a lot of people were watching

I never got drunk once at the party because I'm trying to get laid and I cant do both at the same time

>cant bid date rape guy
Fuck you
Fuck you for coming up with these artificial fake bullshit rules for getting laid

Does it make you feel good about yourself being able to get girls through pure charm? Because for me its not a stupid ego trip I just want cunt on my cock

That's all I want and I dont care how I get it

Goddamn the autism is palpable

But seriously, buying a prostitute is infinitely cheaper than what your proposing and a lot less rapey

>>715081567
>>715081567
>>715081567
>>715081567

Just fucking get an escort OP holy shit.

>>715080951
It's not worth losing a charter over rape allegations. Remember that whole UVA Phi Psi Rolling Stone debacle? And that story was fucking made up. Getting drunk and getting laid are definitely not mutually exclusive. You've got time to work on it, but I'm worried you might end up murdering a bunch of people before you get the formula right.

>>715081816
its funny how fear makes people more sympathetic

not even frat dude bro chads are immune to it

>>715082425
I'm far from the stereotype of greek life, especially considering I was a science major and went to grad school. There are plenty of "chads" out there, especially depending on school and organization. For instance, Sigma Chi on my undergrad campus.

>>715082912
like i said earlier im hanging around this one frat guy now maybe i can get in good with him and his frat and live the life

>>715071552

Record it OP and post that shit online

Don't show faces obv

Good luck

>>715083717
that's a retarded idea

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>>715071552
>>715071552

>>715084024

No you're a retarded idea

>>715071552

Strip the passed out ones and post pics online

>>715084457
that's how you get caught

>>715084709
Not if its done right faggot

Dont talk about it with anyone and don't use a service you have to log into to post on.

>>715085135
no chances
thats how all the other guys who have done the same thing im gonna do have gotten caught, they got cocky and just had to brag about what they did instead of just being happy they had done it, and then they handed the cops all the proof they needed

>>715085360
>Dont talk about it with anyone

Dont fucking talk about it is the first thing I said

No wonder you're this fucking desperate. Can you count past potato?

>>715086168
yeah and you dont post about it either dipshit

dont create any evidence period

try guys then maybe u have a better shot at them faggot

>>715074578
so you can just get a gold digging whore.

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>>715071552
>How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?

On campus housing is wallet rape. Even apartments near campus are fucked up. On top of that, hosting parties means you're supervising them as some asshole puches through your wall, another is puking on your neighbor's doorstep, and a bunch of fuckers from another party across campus show up just to walk out with all your booze. It's not what you think it is.

>Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE <3") or when some beta cuck faggot white knight is going on about muh consent), I can just kick them the fuck out since I own the place

Doesn't work that way. You'll get your head kicked in.

>Again I'm really tired of living without this
>As in I hate life
>I'm tired of society telling me I don't meet their requirements for access to sex so that's why I've come up with with this plan

Fuck your plan.

Read "The Game" by Neil Strauss and "The Manipulated Man" by Ester Vilar. Those two books will change your life. Fuck everyone else.

Also, if you're in college desperately trying to get laid, you'll find yourself out of college not getting laid. Focus on your studies, not trying to keep up with the Jonses.

-OldFag

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Just get some MILFs to peg you.

>>715088300
>parties wont be what I think they are
I go to this one party regularly and its what I've talked about, its non frat, they host, shit happens

>get head kicked in
Oh really how? For telling people to leave my own place? There won't be head kicking if its some person half my size (like most people are) and if I get really un lucky and its some guy getting in the way and he's a threat again that's what weapons are for I'm not gonna try to 1v1 fist to fist fight someone I'm not 100% I can beat

Why fuck my plan and what will those books even do

>>715088300
>random guys show up and walk out with my booze

Again I'm not gonna own this place all by myself it's gonna be shared costs and all, I gotta make sure whoever I own it with is cool with parties all the time

Obviously some people will have door, they wont just let a bunch of random guys in with no girls


Literally all I'm doing is copying the formula other people already use

>>715089301
>>715089575
Well, good luck, then. I've never seen it end well, especially if you're trying to create competition with another party house, but you might be the first.

>>715075792
Or fuck a tranny off of a dating app for free

>>715090049
Honestly it's not really competition, I'm not at some giant party school with mansions and shit, I'm a shit tier urban one where yeah the parties can get you laid but they aren't massive like other schools

>inb4 why havent you gotten laid yet
A combination of a lack of being able to get into parties plus the ones I have gotten into I was too passive and didn't go for it when I had the chances

Here frats throw down once a weekend sometimes once every other weekend

Again what do the books do

>>715071923
there's a skyrim mod for that anon

if groups aren't your thing one on one with a chick and get to know how to get in her pants

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>>715071552
Would you be ok with gay sex at your parties? I would come and offer to get fucked in the middle of the room as entertainment for everyone.

>>715078459
i'm 100% positive you have autism stop putting pussy on a pedestal it's not that great your setting yourself up for a huge disappointment

>>715090849
and what go back to being a shut in NEET?

>>715091065
if you dont change yourself as a person youll always be a shut in NEET getting pussy from a bitch too drunk to know what 2+2 is isn't changing you at all

>>715090349
>a lack of being able to get into parties

That right there.
Nobody will come to your parties for the same reason that you aren't getting in to others.

>Here frats throw down once a weekend sometimes once every other weekend

Don't compete with frats. You'll both fail and getting your head kicked in would be a regular event.

The books make you realize that you're being controlled by the pussy that you so desperately trying to acquire. The Strauss book will tell you how to use social situations to get pussy without looking like you're trying to get pussy, which is most likely why you're not allowed in to parties in the first place.

>>715091215
i dont think i can change as a person, i feel the same way now as I did 5 years go even after losing a shit ton of weight and getting clothes hair learning how to talk to people all that

besides getting pussy at all is the goal getting it = winning at life

>>715091345
Dude you cant get into fucking frat parties at this college unless your a member of the frat or you are really good friends with a member, or if your a girl

All the guys I know say the same thing, we've tried to get into frat parties before with a good girl to guy ratio and still been kept out

Literally no frat guys are gonna be trying to raid my house to attack me over me hosting a party, if anything they'd be glad I'm hosting because they wanna party but the rest of their frat doesn't or cant or something

Plus some nights there are multiple parties at the same time

What kind of fucking college do you go to

>>715091345
and fine whatever ill read the books

if not for me reading how to win friends and influence people, the psychology of influence, the definitive book of body language, talk language, and a billion wicked thoughts I wouldn't have come as far as I have anyways


whats 2 more books

>>715091551
>pussy = winning at life
HAHAHAHAHA U BRAINWASHED RETARD
say that to anyone in real life and they will fucking laugh in your face i cringed so hard reading that.

>>715091706
I promise they'll change your life. I've read all of those, plus the entire Haha Lung and David Lieberman collection. Those two are where you should have started.

Also, don't think that getting pussy == winning at life. Look at how many losers get pussy and re-evaluate that belief.

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>>715071552

Will you settle for getting fucked by men?
I was in college and getting no pussy and then I met a black guy in at a baseball game and he fucked me and introduced me to a bunch of other guys that wanted to fuck me too. It was very fortuitous and my life took a turn for the best.

>>715091919
what are the haha lung and david lieberman collections

>Look at how many losers get pussy and re-evaluate that belief.
I've never heard of it

Its always been getting pussy means you've finally made it in life and are complete and at peace

>>715091896
But they'll secretly want to agree. You're a loser for thinking that getting pussy=winning at life, but I'm not. Do you want to be a winner, like Michael Jordan and Scotty Pippen? Or do you want tobbe scum of the earth?

>>715092166
your a troll right? please be joking

>>715092540
I wish I was joking about having never gotten any

>>715092166
They're two different authors with insight. I've read all their books. After you read The Manipulated Man and The Game, read all of Robert Greene's books (even the one he wrote with 50 Cent) then move on Lieberman and Haha Lung. Go in that order and you'll see positive change immediately, but when you're done with those, you'll be so Alpha that you'll understand why Alpha males never call themselves Alpha males.

>>715092281
elliot roger junior pls go you think pussy will complete your life? like i said brainwashed once you get pussy youll still wanna kill yourself the day after just like the day before you got pussy like seriously who fucking cares go get a fleshlight and go to town and focus on the more important things in life ya chump.

>>715092589
dude how many books am I looking at reading here

>>715092798
no matter how many books you read you'll always be a loser

>>715092798
A dozen, maybe more. Just look them up on Amazon. You could probably get most on torrents. Don't read the Haha Lung books about physical fighting because they're useless to your purpose. Give me a sec and I'll give you a specific reading list/order

>>715092945
why do you say that

>>715093029
ok chad so tell OP how much pussy really matters in the grand scheme of life since you have all this intel. go ahead enlighten him.

>>715076655
I thought he was holding a piece of cheese over her face
> my brain instantly jumped to how the fuck does that work?

>>715091551

that sounds like a fucked up frat to me

if there's so few people there they'd even notice it's probably a shitty party anyway. i went to frat parties all the time, always at least 100 people there. it was basically public. nobody would have even noticed if you didn't go to that school at all.

>>715093130
because you think pussy is the greatest thing since fucking wifi was invented stop thinking its gonna cure your autism bro listen to the people in the thread saying your views are wrong buddy your gonna read 50 books on how to pick up chicks and MAYBE get one in bed just to realize you wasted so much effort for a nut you could spurt out every night

>>715093237

...it sounds more like they just didn't like you personally or you walked out and started acting autistic in front of everyone.

>>715078665
Dont take advice from /b
Example 1

>>715093237
>100 people
Oh hell no
You don't see parties that big here unless its August start of fall semester

No man all the shit here is majorly exclusive

VCU is a bitch

>>715092798

In order:

Ester Vilar: The Manipulated Man
Neil Strauss: The Game (Don't do any of the asshole things he suggests, just consider the philosophy/theory)
Robert Greene (in order) : 48 Laws of Power, 50th law, Art of Seduction.

(The rest are just to sharpen the saw)
David Leiberman: Start with the ones that sound intersting, but read them all.
If you liked Robert Greene, the 33 Strategies of War is good to read here, too.
Haha Lung: Start with Mind Control, but the rest are whatever. Skip the books on physical warfare.

>>715093313
They literally have like 3 or 4 people guarding the entrance to the place

Why is this so hard to understand

>>715093386

not every weekend but at least 1-2 times a month at one fraternity or another.
and frat parties arent the end-all of college parties either. every friday and saturday night there's a house party that big if you go to a decent sized school. some were even better than the average frat party.
and at big college house parties, NOBODY cares who shows up

>>715093521

because it sounds fucking bizarre, like you're trying to crash small get togethers instead of massive parties, and that's completely different than my experience over the 4 years i was in college.

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>>715093511
capped

>>715093525
again VCU sucks

Luckily I found this one place I can go to thats non frat and they host a lot, as long as you show up early they let you in, bring vodka and no questions asked

I really lucked out with the guys who run it, they give 0 fucks

>>715093636
There are no massive parties here, the parties here are actual parties with lights and music and shit but the way I've described it is the way it is

I should have gone to a different college but now my GPA is too low to transfer for the time being

Jesus Christ OP, if you want to fuck a whore, just buy some coke.
Women love coke. If you don't mind being used for drugs, literally anybody could fuck a girl using this method. Just offer a few keys out and watch the coke whores come in.

>>715093708
Only good piece of advice ITT

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>>715093698
>changing college because tfw no gf
ay papi

>>715093698

you're actually in college and not just crashing? and you still can't get laid?

how the fuck can you not get laid in college unless you actively turn girls down?

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>>715092945
fucking kek

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>>715071552

There are more important things than sex but I understand the frustration. Please don't have sex under the pretense of getting girls wasted

>>715093708

this.

opiates and girls addicted to them are also great. thats how as a fat, hairy, shy fat guy i wound up fucking smoking hot 16 year olds at 28 (legal)

>>715093898
yeah in college but a commuter, thats another thing i should have done different i should have lived on campus from the start, next semester im moving on campus

>how the fuck can you not get laid in college unless you actively turn girls down?
i dont know

>>715093708
Fucking this OP don't be a faggot and do some cocaine. Girls will be all over you for it.

>>715094022

There are more important things than sex once you've had it.

I was sure freaking the fuck out about being a virgin at 19, but then i fucked a few girls, had a couple relationships, and NOW it's not important. haven't had sex since a broken engagement 5 years ago and really just don't care. it's not SO MUCH better than just fapping that it's worth the effort and money.

>>715093652
See you on the other side of those books, anon. Being angry about pussy defeats the purpose (don't become this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings).

I was a loser as an undergrad, and in my anger/loneliness/depression I read hundreds of books trying to "fix" myself. These ones made sense, and I went off to get two PhD's just to keep the pussy flowing as a grad student. I'm now a college prof married to an amazing woman that I met during that time. Those days are behind me but I hope you find what you're looking for. Keep those books close.

>>715071552
Even a perv like me wouldn't kill myself due to lack of sex. I'd just try again. It's not that hard to fuck a girl. You're just too pessimistic and edgy that you're all lazy and you give up too easily and quickly. Work plus dedicated = great results. That's why I don't need to worry about not having sex or anything since I'm so good at what I do. Unless I was magicly born talented as fuck when getting chicks then you have an excuse. Actually you don't because a shit ton of guys are like me and fuck chicks all the time som an up and quit being a gay and most of all stop giving up so much like a pussy.

>>715094158
I actually agree, when I sold coke I got so much puh cuh.

>>715094087
>>715093708
Don't do that op, enjoy becoming cuck when you fall in love in girl who will sage you after she'll find a dude with better stuff.

>>715094388

well yeah you're stupid to actually try to date a girl like that, but it's great if you just need to fuck like OP does

>>715094350
See, OP. I'm not shitting you here.
It'll be way cheaper than a huge party. Cleaner, and easier.

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>>715093698
OR HOW BOUT THIS
Go to a party to have fun and meet people, to meet people. Sounds like you walk around twitching because you want to fuck anything that moves. Magic happens when you go to a fun party JUST TO HAVE FUN AND RAGE. An old buddy wasn't very good looking at all, but I shit you knot every damn time he just kinda stopped in the middle of what he was doing and said "you know what, Im gonna get fucked up tonight" he got laid. Every fucking time. Because he just went to have fun, not to to hump some flesh. Girls can smell the desperation on you.

>>715094388
Wtf? Who the fuck is talking about dating? OP wants to get his dick wet. A coke who're would be perfect.

I hope you take my advice seriously op. I wish I could go back in time and give myself this advice.

>>715094466

well a big part of the problem seems to be OP goes to some tiny college with shitty parties.

>>715094567
Op should learn how to be a deejay.
>get mega tunes
>dj party
>get given mountains of drug
>get pussy

It can be very shallow but holy fuck it's fun.

>>715094567
Fuck OP start your own frat, you seem to want to waste all your money for pussy, that's basically half of greek life anyway.

>>715094637

i don't know he sounds so autistic even that wouldn't work

like
girl: hey i love this song!
OP: You're so beautiful and smart can i please hold your hand and grow old with you?
girl runs away

After I have sex, how can I make sure I get credit? I want the world to know that im having sex and that it comes easily to me. If I have sex and people still think of me as an obvious virgin, then it's like it never happened. I need to be sure that it gets registered with the universe and I need to know what I should so afterwards regarding who I tell and how much detail I go into. Should I wait for people to ask or bring it up myself?
I've seen how people are held in higher esteem when it's found out that they got laid or fucked a particular person.

OP, just sell your virginity to a hooker. it'll be cheaper than a huge party and a bunch of drugs, and she'll actually be nice a helpful when you have to explain that virginity is the reason why you have no clue what you're doing and busted the second she touched your micropeen. a drunk party girl will laugh at your and/or be pissed off and spread the word.

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>>715094831
No, wouldn't say anything.

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>>715094804
ironically enough after being rejected from 4 frats this one guy wants me to start a frat with him and like 7 other guys

>>715094466
only time ive ever done anything party esque just for the sake of it was when i got drunk at my frat friends place and i remember admitting to him that i've never gotten laid, apparently i also mumbled about hating life and wanting to die because of it

i was definitely more drunk than he was

>>715095060

well that's pretty much just as bad, especially if you just stare at her.

>>715094271
Shit I need people like you in my life
Really hoping this one frat guy Im becoming friends with will be like a mentor or some shit, he gets a lot of pussy

>>715095135
if you have good friends they'll help. that's how i lost my viriginity. came up in conversation and my bro was like "shit, really? hold on" and went and told this girl "hey, my friend is still a virgin can you help him out?"
5 minutes later we were fucking in back seat of my car parked in front of the entrance to a church.

>>715095276
I'm still here. I'm pretty drunk right now, but I'm here.

>>715071552
yeah enjoy your alcohol violations fag. first time some dumb fuck gets in a DUI on the way home, your life is fucked.

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>>715095023
Can someone answer this?

>>715095527

well once you actually have sex people will know because they won't be picking up on your anxiety and lying that you have when you say you're not a virgin now.

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>>715095336
I would be in debt to a someone for ages if they did that for me

>>715095381
thanks for the books anon

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>>715095527

>>715074229
makes a good point. economically hookers are a good alternative.

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>>715095722
No prob, anon. Go be the best you that you can be.

>>715095898

well, hookers will also make you wear a condom, at least the first time. and sex with a condom isn't sex worth having. a blowjob without one is way better than fucking with one.

coke and dope whores on the other hand, almost never force the condom issue if you say you're clean. so instead of $200 for a hooker, buy just $200 worth of drugs.
make it known you have them at a party, and the drug whores will find you.

>>715095336
Based friend based slut

>>715095623
How can I become a sex liar in the meantime? Is there non virgin body language guide so I can fake it in the meantime. Also I need conversational scripts.
I'm hoping that if i jack off enough while also imagining in greater detail the surrounding circumstances (location, other people around, time of day, girl cheating or not, how long I've known the girl, whether we use a condom and where it came from, etc) it'll create a psychological imprint and affect my nervous system in such a way that I'll walk like a nonvirgin. I can maybe trick my body into thinking it's had sex. Maybe I'll start jacking off completely naked and getting into sexual positions while I Jack off.

>>715096215

yeah the girl really was a true slut. i mean people think girls are slutty in general, but this girl was let strangers gangbang her raw in front of her friends level slutty.
i didn't know she was THAT bad the first time we had sex since i had only met her an hour earlier. but doesn't matter, had sex. and ran many a train on her after that.

>>715096246

if you were that good at social manipulation and body language you'd be able to actually get laid.

>>715094466
This. Girls fuck guys that {seem like they} don't want to fuck them. Their dumbasses want a "challenge".

Just go to parties, have a good time, the pussy will find you. Just don't sperg out and do some dumb shit and ruin it for yourself

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>>715071552
amen brother

>>715096046
Drug whores are a legit alternative but going in to a whore of any kind without a condom can make you regret it pretty intensely. However if OP has to ask how to get bitches drunk and fuck them, acquiring illegal substances in a market where cops pretend to be vendors may be a bad idea.

>>715071552
stop watching porn
stop playing video games
the rest of your problems will sort themselves ou

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>>715071552
What is your ideal girl like?

>>715096646

you CAN come to regret it. but there's factors that reduce the odds so low it's no more dangerous than driving a car, which nobody would think it sane to avoid because of the accident risk.
you're only young once. life is too short to not enjoy sex. take reasonable mitigation measures, but don't avoid good sex entirely.

people here are remarkably ignorant about statistics and risk management, but i'll try to be clearer..
if the girl has no signs of STDs, your penis has no breaks in the skin, and you have well lubricated vaginal sex when the girl isn't on the rag, the odds of serious STD transmission f->m are EXTREMELY small. and the odds of serious injury or death from activities we find acceptable to engage in every day, like driving, are far greater.

>>715092589
>reading books to get pussy
Anon I imagined you reading all those books, and then trying pick up methods in real life like a retard and laughed out loud.

>>715078665
I am not a "Chad" or "alpha" but I'm not ugly or lame either. It your school doesn't suck than you should have gotten laid at least twice in a semester. It should be way more than that. My advice to you in college only is to be a little conceited borderline rude but don't expect it to work when you get out of college age. Throwing parties is a great idea but I would throw a big one every other weekend. Most importantly make sure the house is clean AF early in the night. Invite whole groups of people of both genders and if your ratio becomes to sausage oriented than kick out the the groups of mostly dudes. Kick them out discreetly and have back up to throw them out. In the off weekends try and have chiller evenings with women and freinds have plenty of weed and drinks in those nights as well but don't try and fuck on those nights just network.

>>715096646
>However if OP has to ask how to get bitches drunk and fuck them, acquiring illegal substances in a market where cops pretend to be vendors may be a bad idea.

well that's why god invented the darknet. so even autistic spergs like OP can buy drugs safely in exchange for paying more.

>>715097022
How many of those books, exactly, do you think are about pickup methods? Actually, you're welcome to give a ballpark figure. I'll even let you do some research and read the whole conversation before you respond.

>>715096897
post-pubescent and pre-menopausal

>>715093708
It is trur women like coke. You don't even have to do coke just having it and getting bitches high and acting a bit conceited gets you laid. Small town strip clubs def have coke whores

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What exactly is so appealing about sex? It's not appealing at all. Why not just do something else?

>>715096909
>statistics
Somehow I doubt there's any reliable data on that. Drug users tend to get the stds that don't have outward signs for a while.

t. drug user

>>715071552

Yea man, I understand the want for sex... I check craigslist casual encounters, tinder, okcupid... but the male/female ratio where I live is badly offset (8/1) that most women just see men as threatening.

My hometown is even nicknamed "Wasyphillis" so I have a domestic reputation of having an STD even thought I'm clean, but that applies x8 to females.

I gave up. It's not worth it. Now I go to the gym, I started eating chicken, rice and vegetables instead of pizza, icecream and booze; I still spend way too much time at my computer doing nothing, but I am punctual with my gym routine - if I can spend 8 hours online, I can spend 1 hour at the gym somewhere in the middle.

If you can take a break from looking for girls and look at yourself for 2 weeks, find the things inside that are broken, accept your inefficiencies and focus on improving what you can do to be good enough to fuck girls.

You can't be a hunter if you're not worth being prey.

focus on making bank and you can buy all the sex you want

>>715098548

there is in fact reliable data about it, i didn't pull it out of my ass. transmission risk and the variables that effect it are well studied.

and outward signs are a major factor involved in transmission risk. even if the person had an std they didn't know about, my statement is still accurate.
in fact that's what my statement is all about, since obviously if they don't have one the odds are zero.

>>715071552
Your attitude is all wrong its obvious you watch porn all day, if you approach girls with only intent to fuck you will derp. Real sex isn't porn you basically need to become their friend and start a relationship. Also you are not going to be fucking supermodels like in porn that are paid $500+ lower your standards, everyone in the vids are paid actors.

>>715099112
You watch porn all day.

>>715099207
valuable input

>>715099260
Stop watching porn and get your ego in check

>>715099399
ok bud thanks for the input I will try my best

>>715099445
Spoken like an immature egomaniac

>>715099535
ok bud feel free to keep venting those negative feels

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I'll keep an eye out for you on the news OP.

"College Party Rapist Captured"

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>>715071552
>or when some beta cuck faggot white knight is going on about muh consent), I can just kick them the fuck out since I own the place
This is how you get arrested and on the sexual offenders list, anon.
>I've spent the semester learning how to interact with people, learning what clothes to wear, mastering my hair, establishing myself in the party scene
Jesus Christ, OP. There is no helping you. Pic related.

In the years of browsing 4chan I have done, this maybe single handedly the most pathetic thing I have seen.

>>715071552
How fucking autistic you are?
>get a job
>make some extra $$$
>hire a prostitute any time you feel like it
>???
>profit

Why are you so masochistic trying to fit in with the bunch of degenerates? You will never be like them, accept it.