ITT things you're sure only you do. >I paid for mIRC.

Wipe standing up

>>715067149
i do that also, so you lose

>>715066985
I set my alarm a few hours early in the morning and thats when i do my homework. I dont like doin hw at night idk why. Unifag btw

>>715067343
Well you just ruined wiping for me

>>715066985
wtf nigga why

Being a boy and fucking a male friends father and listening that friend's family issues between his mother and father trying not to laugh

When I get home from work I masturbate and cum on myself to give me a reason to shower

KHALED MARDEM BIN LADEN

>>715067728

same except the shower part

>>715067705
Ian Gallagher?

>>715066985
i shove entire dildos up my butt and go to work with them inside me, then push them out when i get home and lick them and put them in my other hole

probably going to get infected
definitely dgaf

>>715067880
Pics or gtfo

>>715067880
Your dickhole? How do you get a dildo in your dickhole? Have you been at this for like a really long time and just stretched it out?

>>715066985
well shit, thanks for subsidising my pirating it from ages 12 up
good to know allu ackbar got at least some cash for the thing

>>715067788

kek. Click on his nose!

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Vacuum my head after getting a (buzz) haircut.

>>715067880
>probably going to get infected
its usually a good idea to give them a clean after the butthole, yeah. can cause some problems.

>>715068481

Use a Flowbee and you can do both at once!

>>715067563
Please, grade schoolers have been doing their hw at the breakfast table.

I listen to Taylor Swift unironically because I actually enjoy the way she sings.

I'm a heterosexual male. Beat me faggots

>>715068481
I haven't before, but I might try it...does it get rid of all those tiny annoying fucking bits of hair?

I eat pure butter, sometimes whole sticks on a hotdog bun, or melted and drink it

>>715068779
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>715068779
Holy shit

>>715068779
>on a scale of 1 to 10 how slippery would you say you are on a day to day basis

>>715068779

how old are you ?

>>715069224 7/10

>>715069267
34. Why?

>>715069406
Type 1 or 2 diabetes?

>>715069406

amazing you survived that long

>>715069483
Neither. Just high cholesterol

>>715068690
If you have the hose extension and literally form a "seal" between it and your head and just go over every part of hair on your head, yes.

>>715069551
I've been doing it for like 20 years

Sometimes on mmos or anywhere with a chatroom with just myself in it, I'll talk about killing myself just to see if any devs are watching

>>715069608
>just

>>715069756
I only weigh weigh about 290 lbs, and I'm about 5'5, so it's not to bad, right?

>>715069878
kek. Die early faggot

>>715069878
Nice bait

>>715069944
Why?

>browse /b/ but not attracted to teens

>>715066985
Femanon here...

eh...... when I have the house to myself I like to shit myself while I masturbate... makes me feel dirty

>>715070128

younger than teens are pretty illegal

>>715070145
well, you're right. that's pretty fucking dirty.

do you shower afterwards or what? how the fuck do you get your clothes clean?

>>715070145
tits or gtfo.

>>715069878
it is lol wtf >>715069971

Where do you live???

>>715068779
Are you autistic?

>>715070336
Yeah I shower. I just put the clothes in hot water in the tub till it all disolves and goes down the drain... the big chunks go down the toilet
>>715070362
no u

>>715070145
Tits with timestamp or kys slut you know the rules

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>>715066985

>>715070474
Seneca south Carolina

>>715070492
Yes asperges

>>715070362
>>715070560
do you even know how this works? are you the guy that eats butter?

>>715070596
How do you get past the [Exit] button? I just uninstall and reinstall.

>>715070508
genuinely vomited in my mouth a little reading that

I like a dirty girl but that is fucking disgusting

>>715070664
>South Carolina
>Seneca
That explains it

>>715067728
same but its in the morning for me

>>715070759
What the actual fuck? She said she was a femanon for pure attention

youre such a newfag it's unbelievable. unbearable. this place is ruined.

>>715070759
Nah im the one that asked him what type of diabetes he has. And if you think femanons are supposed to be treated any better than the other retards here go back to tumblr faggot

>>715070924
who cares if it is true or not? he/she is not asking for anything lol.

>>715070198
>legality matters

>>715070786
It is disgusting, but it makes me feel like a bad dirty girl, I don't LIKE the shit or anything

>>715071020
Are you trying to defend yourself?
youre clearly a newfag who doesn't know how any of this shit works

anyone have another board suggestion? im done with this place

>>715071125
if you can find a slightly less physically disgusting way to feel like a bad dirty girl I'd

like I'm fine with pissing on a girl while I make her masturbate but your shit is just unpleasant

>>715070783
exit is random so i just keep reopening -- i swear its just Khaled on the other side controlling it, like "im gonna fuck with THIS guy today"

>>715068657
>I'm a heterosexual male
No, you're really not. Not only are you lying to anonymous strangers on the Internet, but you are lying to yourself.

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>>715068779
is this you?

>>715068657
dick or gtfo

>>715071323
I mean I did pee myself for a while but I got bored of that, and yeah I disgusts me too but when I'm horny I just can't help it

>>715071549
cant you just get off on being humiliated on camera or in public or abused or something normal?

>>715071456
fagg

>>715071374
No, thats i can't believe it's not butter

>>715071309
pol

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>>715068779
Spotted the American

>>715071872
Probably a trollbaiter, noone actually likes eating butter like that. (I really hope so)

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>>715071549
fucking gross. & how much do you weigh

>>715071821
I definitely can but I'm single and not into the idea of FWBs so I just masturbate
>>715072297
110lbs

>>715072156
its literally impossible to live on just butter. you'd die probably within a week.

>>715072348
are you single? what country do you live in?

>>715072348
well thats kind of acceptable. If you're fine with other kinds of humiliation and degradation thats fine
sure as hell wouldn't trust any chairs at your house though

>>715072733
kek, these rapists are funny

>>715072733
Yeah I literally said that in the post haha
>>715072900
hahahahahahaha don't worry I always do my business over a towel

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I sometimes make a thread detailing what's wrong with my life and it 404's minutes later with 0 posts.

> I also reply to many threads and never get replies

>>715073109
>I always do my business over a towel
I am weirdly fascinated by this

care to do it on cam?

I regularly cum in/on many things related to my gf. Food, drink, clothing, makeup. Lots of stuff.