Secrets / Vent / Advice continued

My car's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom.

>>715052885
oh hey /b/ro how are things

Every girl I've asked out in the last 5 years has rejected me without so much as a first date. Do I just have legendarily bad luck or am I really that unlikable?

>>715052885

me like girl but 'too busy'. now break maybe she give finger car a shot. but good. but bad. mom's friend end. rear car.

>>715052757

tomorrow or Wednesday I am going to a whore to lick my balls, tongue my asshole and suck my dick until she swallows every drop of cum. I haven't fapped or had sex in a week so it's going to be quite the load.

best part: she's deaf. no talking. Just taking the dick.

>>715053301
Shower motherfucker

if skeltalanon is here:
>food is good and all that, but i just don't know when i need it. i often end up eating once or twice everyday.

you'll be grateful for that when you hit 30 and you start putting on fat easily.

in the meantime all you can really do is put eating into your schedule so you always do it, and trying to bump up the calorie intake when you do.

Working it into your schedule can be tricky but gets easier the longer you do it. I'd start with eating when you wake up, and doing that every day.

Bumping up the calories - probably eat more fats and proteins if you can? If the aim is to put on fat, anything that gets energy into you is good. having icecream every night helps, having a milkshake helps, having a shake and loading it down with protein powder helps.

if you want to put on muscle specifically I'd get on /fit/ and look around at eating plans.

>>715053880
Maybe I should add some stuff. I do shower, every morning, and I have deodorant and not axe or some bullshit like decent shit. I'm not a fucking neckbeard like I expect girls to love me just because I'm nice or cultured or some shit. I'm in a gigging band, I'm working, I'm doing shit that isn't gaming and fapping, I'm going to college. I'm almost a real human fucking being but the fact that I have never had a real girlfriend just kills my fucking self esteem.

>>715052757
>Thank you for being a friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNEgCKzves

>>715053301

try to find a way to make yourself unique. for instance, if you keep getting rejected by grils your age, start going after older. Find women who have a thing for younger guys. Now you're part of a select few, not one of the many.

ONce you learn how to fuck the grannies, you can work your way back to chicks your age.

>I'm only serious.

>>715054219
well you've got most of the surface level stuff covered.

are you a dickhead?

>>715053301
You're either an asshole or you're fuckin ugly
Go work out and learn to be a better person.

I'm a closet hebephile.

>>715054563
I am a sarcastic motherfucker and take literally nothing that isn't music seriously. My thinking is that I take so little seriously that any girl who thinks she might like me is like "he won't put any effort in"

>>715054219
I'm not a doctor or nothing but I'd prescribe some mdma and hookers

I found my the love of my life and my girlfriend for the past almost 2 years here on 4chan on a kik thread. I hate her past and the things you guys and the guys she's been with have done to her and I just can never seem to get it out of my head. I know I've changed her from what she used to be like but it still lingers and just knowing what men have done hurts my heart so badly. I used to use 4chan a lot (hints how I found her) but now every time I come on here I'm scared of finding pictures from her past.. I'm done venting for tonight..

>>715054763
Nah fuck that I have some dignity. Not enough to not go begging for advice on /b/ but yknow some.

>>715054846
Post tits you fargot.

>>715054681
sarcasm can be attractive as long as it's smart sarcasm and you're not just being a total fuckwit. as long as you're witty and not just insulting that's fine.

being obsessed with music is a classic move for pulling chicks.

maybe the kind of girl you're into isn't the kind of girl who is into sarcastic musicians? a mismatch like that can be rough

I'm starting to become paranoid from all the links iv'e clicked here on 4chan/b/, i was on the purpose of porn, but some had shady business that i got out right away.. thing is, wtf does it mean? are we all being monitored always for this type of shit? what are the dangers? am i too high? yes. also serious in the essence of the question. i think at this point iv'e been too much on /b/ and been places all around from links and thing is, u get into a link for a purpose, but find other stuff. so .. wtf is going on terms of monitoring? just a small enlightment. can somebody be accused of watching things he himself did not want to watch or reveal himself to? what's the deal behind this on 2016? with all things going on, it's weird.

>>715054219
Dude I'm in the total opposite situation and I don't know how to even handle it and I want it to just go away. I'm like you in terms of lifestyle and taking care of myself and in college. There's this chick who keeps looking at me everyday like she would walk past my class or me sitting in the library and look at me the whole way to the point it's kinda off putting and I don't know how to react to it. I don't know if that means she likes me or she's just like looking for the sake of looking just like some dudes take a good look at every girl for the sake of having a good look.

She's an 8/10 and kinda petite.

I'm at a loss people. Help a brother out here.

>>715055144
That would fucking suck.

when I was 11 i watched my grandma beat my uncle to death and never spoke up. For months she would starve him for days, made him wear dresses/skirts, and beat hi daily. Eventually she got bored and killed him. Autopsy says he had a heart attack
Only ever told one person years later

>>715055284
It's called you're high and on drugs and you need to stop coming to this site of boredom and go get a real fucking job like an adult.

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>>715052757
this is my D right now

>>715055695
Well it sounds like she did your family a favor, your grandpa sounds like he was a bit of a bitch getting his ass whooped by his own wife and all.

>>715055785
Stop touching your dick other than when you urinate, wash your hands often, get 8 hours of sleep every night, wash your clothes AND FOLD THEM, eat right, drink plenty of clean water, refrain from drinking soft beverages, get plenty of exercise and you'll be fine in about 10 years.

>>715055886
My uncle.
But nah, wasnt like that. He had a stroke and he could no longer care for himself, it fried his brain or some shit. My grandma took "care" of him for his money.

>>715056171
Your grandma sounds like a cold hearted bitch who could probably have gotten the dick well into her later years just for that SSI check.

>>715056483
Its all pretty fucked. She drove her son to kill himself a year or so before she took in her brother (my uncle)

>>715056716
That's because your family is weak anon.
Your blood is weak.
You are AB positive
>and it stands for A BITCH

i was bored one day so i sprinkled little terd nuggets in our familys nutella, watched them all eat it the next morning

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I still miss her /b/ros, it's been over a year but I still can't get over her. She wasn't perfect but who is? She was one of the only girls in my life that actually liked me. Yeah I'm an ugly cunt, but she didn't care. All that "it's what's on the inside that counts" bullshit was real with her. But as it turns out I'm ugly inside and out. I let her go, and I should've stopped her. I'm a social dude, I have friends and girls that I can fuck with, but it won't be the same I had with her. I actually loved her.

I want my gf sister so bad. Used her restroom one time and there were thongs all over the floor, still in the clothes she wore earlier. Dried sweaty gym spandex, cut off shorts, jeans. Had to piss but decided to say I crapped instead. Sniffed, licked, and sucked crotch and ass area on a bunch of her dirty thongs while jerking off. Some had a REALLY sweaty piss sent, but i licked anyway. Some smelled musty, but I didn't care. Jerked off with pissy crotch portion rubbing against cock head. Came in toilet. Sucked the taste out of one last one before I left. Washed hands, wet my hair a bit. Walked out of room and kissed my gf when I had the chance. I know she tasted her sister.

>>715057677
Suck it the fuck up you whiny bitch.
Women have emotions that are amplified by their hormones. What's YOUR excuse for being a big giant wet salty pussy with arms and legs.

>>715057993
I want my gfs sister too. She's so fucking hot. She had me fix a pc for her a few years ago and I used some software and discovered a bunch of nudes. Mostly of her bf at the time which was awkward as fuck. I'm on my phone or I would share some. She looks alot like Erin andrews but with huge tits.

>>715057993
Her sister doesn't want your sweaty greasy hands anywhere near her.

>>715057993
was that the first time smelling dirty underwear? I want my gf sister too and am thinking of trying to smell some but Im worried it'll be a big turn off and make me want her less.. did it smell like piss or like pussy?

>>715058396
Well I wasn't really ready for it. Honestly I credit that whole incident to the boost in my confidence and helped me better my way of life. Yeah I was a fat cunt but I dropped quite a bit of weight, I changed my attitude and overall better. And fuck her tits were huge, not to mention she was a virgin

>>715054094
pics of her ppls

>>715058764
Smelling panties is fucking awesome. The smell depends on her hygiene. Personally, I like smelly bitches, smelling clean panties is useless because there's nothing to lick and sniff

>>715058800
Well, now you're alone.
Get your shit together and go get ready to eat shit until eventually you get a break in life and some bitch worth while makes the horrible decision of thinking you are..

I'm depressed. When people say things that make me upset I use that as an excuse to do bad things. I vent using sex with strangers for kicks, as a worthless alternative for love. I already know I'm a worthless piece of meatbag, but I can't stop now

The compulsions are getting worse and I don't want to wake up anymore.

I'm a tranny

>>715053306
Who was phone?

>>715059377
How did you start?

Have GF of 2 years. Meet new work friend. hanging out with 2x a week. Text on and off, selfish and doesn't really talk about me over text. Not the best looking but always says yes to hanging out. Great talking to in person. Call one of last hangouts a date jokingly, gets defensive and says wouldnt of gone if I said it was date. Still talk kinda done tho. what to do?

>>715059125
That's the plan, thanks anon

>>715054219
It's just confidence.

Fake it 'til you make it.
I was SUPER shy/no confidence in my early teens. I HATED the way I was, 'specially round girls; so- I faked it! After about three or four months- I was a cocky prick with girls all over me and everyone wanted to be my friend.

True story.

>>715059774
Fuck that hoe

>>715059522
I just felt that my body was getting more and more wrong as I went through puberty, and some other stuff too, I won't get too deep into it, I basically spent my whole life hating myself for a reason I couldn't quite put my finger on until I realized I was just trans

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I correctly solved this but yet /b/ tards still argue that 15 inst the answer

>>715059878
Now I'm a 30 year old junkie, but [a] didn't have anything to do with [b]

>>715059202
Yes you can. You only think you cant stop because every day feels like the same day. But when you come back to here...to life....to yourself, you can save yourself. No one will save you, no matter how much they really want to.

And believe me people do want to save you, as they have wanted to ssave me....but at the end of the day, you have to save yourself.

You alone can do it. And you alone must. You are not a meatbag, and those who suggest it, are in the same darkness as you were. Despite what yoou might think, yoou where not born into darkness. It came one day and never left, because quite frankly, you never left it.

Please leave it for you. For the you inside that wrote the confession, reaching out for insight.

here it fucking is.

So i hope this finds you. The you youre screaming to recover in desperation.

<3

>>715059202
It seems like you're using depression as an excuse to do shitty things but you might believe what you're saying so you're feeding into it until you spiral out of control and eventually end up catching an STD or getting pregnant by some random dude who you really don't need in your life.
Don't rely on others for your happiness so much, people the world over are pieces of shit and they're only trying to put others down because that's the only way you can be up.
Acknowledge that shit, accept it, and move on knowing that.
The difference between someone who practices and someone who observes this though is knowing who is an appropriate victim.
You should really only prey on people who have it coming....or people who are in places that are no good for them anyways so they'll go away and never come back.

>>715059774
Love your gf you ungrateful being. Look at the deperation that plagues this site....

Dont let the demons from here seep in an ruin something good. You will only regret i

>>715059313
Everything's getting worse, find something worthy of your time and pour yourself into it.

>>715059377
You're a person.

>>715060236
That's exactly what I'm doing.. I clearly see why I'm doing it, but each time I get hurt I can't help myself. The validation comes so easy from the wrong places. If anyone knew.. wow

>>715053301
It depends. Do you have a Reddit account?

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I'm in love with pic related but she's 15 and I'm 18. I'll be waiting for 3 long years.

>>715054681
Sarcasm is usually fine if it is witty. There is nothing wrong with liking music, but if you seriously shut down whenever anything other than music is brought up then you are a fucking retard. Or do you just mean that the only thing you have worked hard on is playing music? That is still a problem, but a far less severe one. It sounds like you are in a somewhat similar situation to me some years ago. There was nothing wrong with me, but I knew that girls liked confidence/experience/taking the lead etc. I was okay with this but I lacked experience and knew it. I eventually got with hookers and then worked my way up to a random bitch from plenty of fish. Then I got a real girlfriend.

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I'm ethnically jewish (both my parents are Jewish). I'm thinking about converting to christianity and not having any kids, so I can ensure that my jewish bloodline dies out and I don't spread the degeneracy. Is this a good idea?

>>715060696
you could solve this problem by killing yourself

>>715055285
One look may be a coincidence, but if you are getting looks every single day then you are in a good position, because the interest is surely there, unless you are so ugly/strange that people stare at you regularly. If shyness is your problem then think of an excuse to be near her or talk to her. What does she read at the library? Feign interest in the books. You do not have to come right out and ask her out if you don't have the balls. Just ask her what she thinks of it and pretend you were considering reading/studying it.

>>715060560
Easy is death. Easy is shallow. Easy is pointless like the life you see through your lens.

But easy is not you. I can hear it. YOU can hear it.

But its sooo much easier to ignore the crying child like you were once ignored before....

But look what easy has done to you; to us, the ultra sensitive depressives. But we need not be what has happened to us. We should learn from these mistakes. though hard, if you dont at least do against all odds, you will never see the light you yearn for. The true light of life, and not the one in the end of a dark tunnel of death we think we yearn for.

Im coming out of this, and its not easy. But real recognizes real, and i recognize that you been damaged by some similar means as myself. Your journey begins from hell....while others live life not knowing theyre there.

You have the upper hand my dear. Please be kind to yourself.

305. loook for more info

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>>715055785
My advice? I'd amputate it.

I'm in an abusive relationship and I am terrified of the consequences of leaving

>>715061682
male or female?

>>715061711
I'm female...

>>715061682
What are the details. What is the situation....

Everyone talks about coming home from war being hard. I miss it. I miss the smell of spent casings. The rush of combat. The memories haunt me but I love them.

I'm attracted to my teacher and want to fuck her big ass and sucks her nice tits and can't even stare at her because I'm attracted so much

>>715056716
Need to realize that it had nothing to do with yourself, and so you are blameless. Think of it like that white guilt bullshit. Say "fuck you, don't try to put that shit on me" to the situation. Is she still alive? There is no grey area here, so fuck her. Tell her she is a piece of shit, or tell others what happened, or do nothing if you so choose.

>>715061832
just stop being such a fucking pussy and leave him. remember, no one can make you a slave but yourself!!!!

>>715061682
>were you posting yesterday?

>>715061999
oh shit, trips confirms this to be the truth!

>>715061856
Been living with him for a while now. But my name has only just been put on the bills. Except all bills and everything are in my name and ever since then he's super controlling, won't let me go and see my dad, locks the doors when he's at work and will take the keys, he pretty much broke my jaw the other day, punched my piercing out of my face. Says if I ever leave he will burn my dads house down and douse me in acid (and I know he's capable of it)

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>>715061431
I think life is okay for the most part

>>715062055
I posted a thread yea

>>715061869
You may be uncommon, but that is not something to be worried about, by itself. It did not affect you, big deal. Move on and do something with your life. Only if you want to start shooting people to relive the experience is there really a problem.

>>715062156
Hes loosing grip on reality, and he wants to drag you down with him. Trust me when I say this, you need to man up and leave. Cut your looses before you get cut.

A relationship is a two way street. When he's trying to control the sail and you are the captain....youre bound to wreck and be left stranded in isolation where help will only slip further and further away.

Take action now while you still feel the winds...cause sooner than later when you go numb.....you wont be much of a captain of your own life no more..

>>715062156
you retarded fucking nigger. There's two steps to fixing your problem

1. wait till your bf leaves for work in the morning
2. call 911.

a court will always side with the woman, and your bf will get ass raped by bubba in jail. Don't believe feminist nonsense. Almost every man accused of abuse gets arrested, and if you have a broken jaw from him, theres literally a 100 % chance you can get his ass in jail.

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>>715062243
pls post another pic to confirm this is you

but where are you at? this is a pretty classic abusive relationship. he'll try to fuck your shit up if you leave, but he'll definitely fuck your shit up if you stay. You need to fucking ghost on him, which takes help.

>>715060302
Already regret it. But no way to get Work girl outta my mind. always seem to think about her

>>715060696
in prison you fuckin pedophile
>you're gonna burn in hell

this thread appears dead

>>715063050
Undertand that lusst is a sin....

thats all i could say cause you seem set on self sabotage...Ive been there. There is only one result. If your not wise enough to take head to real advice...then youre only going to fulfil the prophecy you set forth of destruction.

Good luck bro.

What ever happens, dnt go down the rabbit hole of self hatred. No action has been taken yet,,,,so take action with your girl and get thing right, There lies the root of this lust...

>>715061869
That's because you have a small penis.

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>>715062828
Yeah I kinda lost contact with everyone I know

>>715061870
Cop a feel, see what happens.

>>715063409
i agree. theres too many autists on this site that defend pedophillia. They need to all be euthanized. we can use their dead bodies as a cheap source of fuel, thus saving the american economy money.

>>715063516
literally call 911. dont be pussy. If he kills you in a month, you have no one to blame but yourself for doing nothing when you could have so easily solved this problem in a matter of minutes.

>>715062828
Hell no, stick it out femanon, through thick and thin, in sickness and in health.
Black eyes and broken teeth.
Make it work, find a way.
>just kiddin, I'm not that evil
ditch him bitch, why is it even a question?

>>715063779
agreed. I've been saying the same shit this whole time but she only replies to the person who keeps saying "wow omg thats so tough, I don't know what you should do." Fucking white knight faggots

>>715063516
yep, thats how it goes. There are support organisations for exactly that reason, but how available they are kinda depends on where you live.

Also keep in mind that the people who used to be good friends and family will probably be there for you if you need it and come to them for help. I've been there, I know.

>>715063575
I was joking, 3 years is ok but because he's 18 it does make him look like a fuckin loser.
Btw, she's probably gonna fuck someone else b4 you, you goddamn cuck.
You don't wait for women, this isn't a fuckin Disney movie.
That being said, fires are expensive to clean up after and maintain the fire site. Bullets are pretty cheap and all you need is one per pedo.

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I washed out of the military twice before I even hit age 20. The second/last time I washed out was 8 years ago; I'm 27 now. I'm permanently DQ'd from enlistment.

>>715060740
My jokes are hit and miss so maybe I'll cut down to only the ones I really think will land. I can talk about almost anything but aside from college and music I don't take much seriously. I'm kind of a movie nerd but that's not exactly attractive. Also if it explains anything I'm the bass player.

>>715064089
meh. I've always been of the opinion that hanging is the most suitable death for pedophilles, and it will decrease overcrowding in prisoners. Realistically, anyone who gets a sentence of more than 50 years for a non white-collar crime should just be hung. Also, any leader of a corporation that knowingly uses slavery (and encourages its use for profit) should be hung. Lastly, I believe the governor of michigan should be hung for poisoning Flint's water. In short, we need more niggers to hang.

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When I was 15 I was jacking off on the toilet, I wasn't cumming so I went to wipe my ass and my fingers went through the toilet paper and I fingered my asshole then came.

>>715064181
how did you do that?

>>715064065
Assume it's for the attention?
Some bitches like you to rough em up so they get sympathy from other people and then lie about how they got hurt.
It's called being a manipulative cunt.
If there was really a domestic abuse problem and she starts a thread on 4chan about it instead of seeking the authorities or some big dude to beat the shit out of him, then she's just stupid as fuck and you can't fix stupid....unless you treat it like an old TV and whack it a couple times to get it to work right.

>>715064470
too much info. save it for a cringe thread next time.

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>>715064484
Washed out of Air Force Basic on a personality/adjustment disorder (was talking about killing myself and had a civilian record of psych visits), and then washed out of Army AIT a year and a half later for the same reason.

>>715064568
>>715064065
>>715063779
found the faggots with no experience as to how abusive relationships work

depressed people should just get over it too, right?

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>>715064622
damn. sorry to hear that anon. I was in a mental hospital 6 months ago actually. Anyways, maybe this meme will cheer you up.

I break into my friends computers, and steal their nudes. Great faps to have nudes of people you know and they don't know you have them.

Also in a long term relationship. 6 years

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>>715064862
I'm getting better. I'll be graduating college on Wednesday (already finished everything, just 'coasting' now), so that helps me "get over" my military failure. Of course, the rest of the family doesn't see it that way.

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>>715064738
fuck off, you enabling faggot. You're literally the reason people die in abusive relationships. Sometimes, if you want someone to get help, you need to show them tough love. You're probably the type of faggot who would watch someone die from a heroin addiction and say "Hey! Stop saying she shouldn't do that! She was raped when she was 5 by her dad, do you know how hard her life was?" You're literally the cancer thats killing western society. I hope you fucking hang, degenerate faggot!

>>715065179
are you okay? do you need to talk?

>>715065042
well shit, I just dropped out of college 3 weeks ago. What are the odds? Anyways, where do you go to college?

>>715065308
nope. Just need to explain to this anon why hes being a degenerate faggot.

>>715065365
tell me about your childhood fam

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>>715065444
why do you want to know that? Also, checked.

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>>715065328
Georgia State U. It *used* to be a great school when I first transferred here in 2013, but now it's just going down the tubes. Ever since we merged with Georgia Perimeter, the crime rate's gotten worse (armed robberies IN the library), and things are just getting more expensive. As much as I regret not majoring STEM and would gladly do so if given the opportunity to do college all over again, I'm kinda glad I'm almost out of here.

>>715054219
Talk to girls as if they are male friends. One you get a conversation going then ask them on a date.

>>715065613
have sjw faggots invaded your college, too?

>>715064413
Aaaaaaaaaaand
that's where our opinions differ I guess
hanging is barbaric and something that primitive versions of society took part in. It's a spectacle and it feeds the sadistic minds of the most depraved members of society. Guns are humane and leave minimum impact on the people forced to use them, they're neat and relativelly clean (other than the blood)
There's no reason to put contributing members of society through more than they need to or condone barbaric and archaic methods of execution for the sake of being interesting or proving some sort of point.
The point being made is, you fuck up and do dirty disgusting shit, you die. You kill someone, you die. You show complete disregard for the law and society in general, you die.
That's enough of a point, we're not here to run a campaign against crime, people know what the deal is, you do the crime, you pay the price, period.
Slave labor is wrong and I agree there but again, hanging just seems....unnecessary.
Last, I don't live in Flint Michigan and I haven't personally tested the water and it's long term effects so I don't feel like I'm authorized to speak on that.

>>715054681
Sarcasm hardly ever works with girls or Americans.

>>715065776
trust me. Hanging will deter crimes, and we need maximum punishment. Only through violent death can they be redeemed for their sins.

>>715065591
to figure out what the fuck went wrong tbh, aggressive coping mechanism like that usually implies something shitty in your past you think doesn't affect you anymore

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>>715065720
More like the thugs/dindu's (though I myself am black). The SJWs are running scared of these people, lol. That, and the fact that the campus is practically OVERRUN with homeless people.

In fact, I saw a homeless guy swear at two white female students and start walking toward them after he bumped into them without excusing himself. He yelled, "FUCK YOU BITCH!!" and started toward them. I looked back, thinking I was going to have to get involved, but he turned away and left them alone.

>>715065929
you sound like a beta psych fag. Have you ever considered that maybe the problem isn't with everyone else, but is with you instead? If she follows your advice, she'll die, and like I said, being aggressive is in fact a necessary part of life, you beta bitch.

>>715066096
so 15? got it

good luck with the rest of highschool fam, the last few years can be tough

>>715066094
wait a minute, you're black and browse 4chan? Are you real black, or like 15 % black?

>>715064738
No, depressed people should try a change of company, scenery, and daily routine.
More sun, more water, less TV, less interaction with the same usual people, basically just eliminate everyone and everything in your life that could be broadcasting shit that's making you depressed into your life.
Also, I will acknowledge that in a fair amount of cases medication is appropriate to be prescribed but if that's just made the norm, how can you tell who's genuinely in need and who just FEELS like they are?
I'm an expert on abusive relationships, I'm in one with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me and I've been trying to leave for like 8 years now.

>>715064895
I fucked your mother.

>>715066179
How does it feel knowing that tyrone is fucking your wife each night? Oh wait a minute! That's right! You don't care, you suck off his dick after he shoves it in your wife's asshole to thank him for being able to please her. How kind of you!

>>715065680
Does that really work? Can other anons verify?

>>715061326

There are faster ways, anon. ..

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>>715066192
102% black, 2% margin of error.

And I seriously hate being black.

>>715066346
tell me about your childhood fam

>>715066376
such as???

>>715054846
You went and caught feelings for a cam whore from /soc/, didn't you? You done goofed. Might as well just get it over with and post her nudes for your /b/ros.

>>715066432
why don't you tell me about yours, you pretentious cunt.

>>715066421
damn I know that feeling. I myself am Jewish. I wish I could just be a regular white man.

>>715065916
You seem a little angry, also there's the whole hanging black people from trees that happened less than 100 years back so i don't really see the general public being on board with implementing that idea in the judicial system for any reason at all.
Lethal injection or sit in a cell and rot. That seems to be our bread and butter which is actually kind of nice all things considered. It's like putting a pet to sleep which is kind of comforting knowing that's their last memory of the world, is knowing they were nothing more than a rabid dog.

>>715066575
oh believe me, now is the perfect time (politically) to bring back lynchings. It means they're so degenerate, they don't even get a proper death.

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i like guys
but im 42

>>715066483
it was fine, middle class, dad managed a bank, mom was a teacher, moved around a bit

ur turn

>>715066725
explain to me the issue?

>>715066755
you lie like a rug

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For about six years I had a crush on Alice Glass, the former vocalist of Crystal Castles. I thought it was over earlier this month, but I'm still torn up about her. I can't stop thinking about her, but it's mostly because I'm upset at how fake she turned out to be. I'd fallen in love with her because of her grungy anarchistic persona, and while I knew it could've all been a lie, I believed in her. Then I found out that she's one of those rich cunts who pose for entartete kunst fashion magazines. Either she changed, or she was never real, and I feel sort of betrayed.

But at the same time, I wish this were all just a misunderstanding. There's a part of me still that just wants to give her a hug.

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>>715066553
White...Jewish...hell, I'd be pic related if I had the choice. How I hate being black...to quote Depressed*Dandy
>I want to die

>>715066813
actually kekked

>>715066970
out of curiosity, would you consider someone whose ethnically 100 % jewish to be a white person or a sandnigger?

I hate my wife. She has Borderline Personality Disorder.

>>715066700
Yeah, but on the flip side, it also means they're so note worthy you had to bring back some shit you got rid of just to kill them.
That's stupid, the real punishment is in them dying and fading in obscurity. They don't get to have anything special happen, they all die the same.

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Caught gf sucking my dog.
What do?

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>>715067088
Just...Jewish. I never saw the difference between white and Jewish other than religion (though now I'm aware there is a difference).

Sup anons. Gayfag in the closet and living at home. I contracted anal warts and am trying to get it treated as discreetly as possible. Froze off the external stuff but they relapsed, and I'm going in to a colorectal surgeon to have the internal stuff removed. Thankfully it's a quick procedure that only requires local anesthesia, but I'm worried about the logistics of driving myself home afterwards and keeping the days of pain and bleeding afterward on the down low. Also nervous about some stories of people who weren't able to have anal sex again without pain. Anyone been through this kind of thing?

So my girlfriend of 1 yr treats me very well. Cares for me, pampers me, and tries really hard for us. But to be honest she's kind of boring. Not very good with conversation. Cute but definitely not as hot as what I'm used to. I'm afraid of marrying her and being bored the rest of my life :/
What do?

>>715067334
Move out, that dog will never respect you again.
>He's gonna shit whenever and where ever he pleases now, you know that don't ya?

>>715067334
take photos next time, use them to convince her to do whatever kinky shit you've wanted to do with her but been too afraid to ask

>>715067466
Ditch her ass and go for someone more interesting, life's too short for bad pussy and boring bitches.

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fucked my daughter bareback and filled her with seed.

>>715067444
Why not just tell your parents?

>>715067791
Decent lay. Also scared she'll be fat later on. But she treats me so well. Tough decision. No doubt she won't cheat like my last gf

>>715068333
shouldn't you have just cum in her instead?

Fuckin farmers man....

>>715068343
This is about the last way I'd ever want to come out to my folks. I have plenty of money, and to me it's worth paying extra out of pocket to avoid a surgery showing up in our family insurance record.

>>715066725
Are you a girl or a guy? Because either way that's not a problem.

>>715068333
Your daughter is fat and she looks like she has a questionable rash.

>>715068580
Why do you even need surgery? Doesn't most HPV go away on its own?

>>715067441
yeah, it really annoys me how when you're jewish, people just assume that you're an ultra liberal. Ive literally had asian people come up to me and start telling me ultra liberal things because they assume im liberal and I'm like, why are you telling me this shit?

I wish I were a protestant white man

recovering sex addict, cheated on my gf with multiple girls all one nighters. still together

>>715067444
kek. you got rekt. next time use a condom, faggot!

>>715069213
your girl should have dumped your pathetic ass. You obviously have no self-control or spine

brother is a furry how do i cope

>>715069131
Mine showed up pretty quick, and I've heard stories where it didn't go away and instead got much worse over time. Plus, untreated warts have a chance of developing into cancer.
I'm just wondering how feasible it will be for me to keep this hidden if the internal removal relapses and I need to keep doing it over and over.
It sucks-- I feel so repulsive I can't even masturpate because I can feel them when my floor muscles contract and I can't even fathom how anyone would want to fuck me as I am now.

>>715067466
I married that one so I can tell you what the future holds.

I have a great job(100k), beautiful kids that are smart as hell, we never fight, we own our home, we vacation often, we have sex whenever I want to, I fantasize about turning my car into a telephone pole every fucking day. Leave. Now.

>>715069411
1. tie brother down
2. insert funnel in brother's mouth
3. pour draino into funnel
4. yell "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG!!!!!"

>>715067553
Doubt it. He's been a bro from the very start and it didn't change since.

>>715067653
She does pretty much everything I want already. She's pretty open-minded about fetishes and stuff.
She once told me she jacked off a horse, but I never thought she meant it literally.
Should I try to indulge in her fetish, or do you anons think it crosses the line?

>17 year old male
>has sex with 22 year old manager
>realizes manager's a ho who fucked most of coworkers
>works with manager and coworkers when closing
>really likes manager
>knows can't
feels bad man

>>715053761
kek

>>715069338

she doesn't know

>>715069778
fair enough.

>>715069567
thank you./... !

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>>715068333
>>715068503
>>715069026
trips don't care faggots

>>715069284
I did. Condoms don't protect completely against hpv because it spreads by skin to skin contact, not seminal fluid. Just the base of the penis rubbing in will spread it.

>>715069668
>Should I try to indulge in her fetish, or do you anons think it crosses the line?
depends on how you feel about it. I helped a girl fuck a dog once and was fine with it, but some people have moral qualms.

It's technically illegal but causes not harm to the dog and they enjoy themselves. So your call.

>>715063516
Also post more tits

Bisexual living in Alabama...

>>715070342
Where in Alabama? I'm sure Birmingham, Montgomery, Mobile, and maybe even Muscle Shoals wouldn't give a shit.

Got chlamydia

>>715070102
>I helped a girl fuck a dog once and was fine with it
>I helped a girl fuck a dog
>was fine with it

dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like seriously, get help!

>>715069559
How the fuck do they remove warts inside the anus? Do they have to cut your taint open to get there with the scalpel?

>>715070455
I don't won't to specify a town but it is a small town. So it won't fly well... I would be like a clown in Auschwitz. Everyone would know I was the odd ball.

>>715070462
Just get antibiotics and it'll go away easy.

>>715070655
Yeah I did. Just sharing my secret haha it's about gone

>>715070647
Become a biker fag. Southerns seem to respect muscle gays more than skinny fruity gays.

>>715066884
Get out of the house amigo.

>>715070755
Nice. Wish anal warts were that easy to get rid of.

>>715070818
Me too for your sake. That sounds fucking awful

>>715070509
its ok, it wasn't my dog

>>715070912
Yeah, it sucks, but hopefully one surgery will be enough to get rid of it. Just don't get clamidy again, anon!

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>>715052757
I love little girls.
not really a secret anymore in my house.

>>715071088
Haha I'll try to avoid it. Good luck with your butt bumps

>>715064622
haha I was never called into military. while my brothers had to do shit to avoid being called.

>>715070597
They say the surgery takes less than an hour and doesn't even need to be scheduled ahead of time, so I really doubt it. Plus you'd probably need more than local anastesia for that. Even that worries me though: I'm planning on just waiting on my car for a few hours for it to wear off so I don't get in a car accident.

>>715062553
It's LOSING not LOOSING. Sorry, good advice tho

>>715071259
Thanks anon

I ruined this girl's life because she rejected me. I felt at the time like she was playing games with me, so I managed to manipulate circumstances to have her removed from university where she essentially squandered three years of her life.

>>715071820
What kind of fag gets that angry over a girl rejecting them? It fucking happens-- learn to get over it.

>>715067444
Why don't you just call a fucking cab?

>>715071962
Chill mate.

>>715052757
When I was with my second girlfriend, I cheated on her with a 60 year old man I contacted through craigslist who I let suck my dick in exchange for $220 dollars. He drove a Chevy Volt and he was very good at sucking dick. I wanted to kill myself after though.

I have met up with three separate men from grindr. One of them, we exchanged head. It was gross and the only load I've ever swallowed. The other I changed my mind about while he was sucking my dick and I just walked away. The last was at college, he made me cum but I was barely erect and I realized that I'm straight and I should never try this again.

I hate niggers, even though some of my friends are

>>715057009
kek'd

>>715071962
This was when I was in university over a decade ago. Clearly people grow up and move on, but I was angry and acted irrationally. I feel bad for what I did, but what's done is done.

>>715071994
I've been thinking about it, but then I can't use the excuse I was out christmas shopping because my car won't be gone. But I'm gonna talk to the doctor and hear their advice about how soon I can drive.

>>715072087
I'm sure if you look inside yourself you hate everyone, and you're only identifying it as racism to hide the fact that you're a general misanthrope.

>>715072368
nah, yall are just a nigga.

>>715072227
Jesus Christ. I know you're a faggot so calling you a fucking faggot won't do shit, but just take a cab.
"Anon did you come home in a cab?"
"Yeah my car got a flat and I got it towed, I'll go get it tomorrow"
"Oh okay....Ham for dinner tonight".
Oh look, I solved your problem. It's fucking nothing. I know you make bad choices since obviously you took a dirty dick bareback. But look how fucking simple the answer is. Jesus, stop sucking cock and read some books. Gain some knowledge.

>>715072431
Wish I was. It'd make avoiding skin cancer easier where I live.

>>715072522
Thanks for the care anon, but I don't trust a lie like that sticking with my parents.

>>715063549
I'd probably get expelled. She's cool as hell but fuck she's fine

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I've been coming to 4chan for ~10 years and these are the only threads I visit any more. In recent months I've used them to vent about the stresses of trying to build a relationship with a girl I've been friends with for almost five years, even though she's currently half way across the country for school. After listening to some encouraging advice here, I told her how I've felt, and I asked her if I can take her out on an actual date when she's in town over the holidays. She said yes. Since then we've been opening up more and more to each other, and this seems like something we're both interested in pursuing. So... thanks, anons?

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I'm lost in life and don't know what do about it

I have an enormous crush on one of my wife's coworkers. I know she's lonely and thirsty and I could almost certainly get in her pants, and I've come so close to trying.

Only thing stopping me is the potential consequences if she told my wife.

>>715072725
I don't know shit about computers but you are making me so pissed I am going to figure out how to track IPs, find out who you are, then find you parents and tell them their son is a fag with anal warts who need s ride from his surgery so he can stop bothering us with his benign bullshit. You have driven me to this.

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I've never had a girlfriend. I've only kissed 2 "official" girls. My sexual anxiety is huge. I don't even think I'd like to have sex nonstop, but I just want to feel loved, which I don't. I'd just like to have a girl who looks at me for support and comfort and who I can call "mine" and kiss and cuddle and all those ridiculous things.

It's gotten to the point where I catfish as a cute girl on tinder just to feel love and attention. I secretly hate women for being such stuck up bitches who don't look at me. I honestly don't consider myself ugly, but it seems the entirety of society thinks otherwise. Every girl rejects me. On tinder I've literally NEVER had a successful match and out of 1500 (no kidding) girls I've swiped right, only 20 or less have swiped back, and 10 of them were landwhales, the other 10 were error matches and they unmatched me as soon as I spoke to them.

It's so huge, I'm thinking about going gay, I'm relatively lucky with guys and I feel like they'll give me the attention I want, but I really don't wanna take a dick up my ass or insert a dick inside a dude's ass. And lastly my family would probably go crazy if they knew I was gay

>>715072835
Become a fireman.

>>715066884
you gotta realize you never had a chance anyways anon. Sure, be pissed at her fake personality, but don't be heartbroken over her.

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>>715072816
I did this, it ended horrible and I got my heart shattered. Good luck though.

>>715073016
I'll save you some time and tell you that tracking IPs of a 4Chan post isn't a thing you can do. Though you're right, that anon needs to man up and ask someone IRL for a hand.

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i'mso fucking depressed
when my gf is away i can drink bottles of whisky and smoke shed load of weed
tried coke for the first time tonight
wtf am i doing b?
is it too late?

saw a patient die in front of me today
wasn't the first time, but this one she broke me

>>715073064
na my body is too fucked up for that

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low key wanna kill myself, but i'm too afraid people will think it's their fault. Also, I'm a pussy who's afraid of the nothingness.

>>715073016
Well, I don't exactly have anyone else to tell all this stuff to, so sorry if I'm posting too much. I can stop if that'll cool you're hilarious little internet tantrum.

>>715073225
BECOME. A. FIREMAN.

>>715072816
great anon, hope it works out well for you

>>715072816
same anon, been here since ~07
now just come for secrets threads

not sure why

>>715073144
I'm not going to lie and say "if things don't work out, I'll get over it and be fine." I know it'd hurt, bad. I know it'd take me a long time to get over things and I don't know if I'd ever really forget about her, but at this point in my life if I *don't* try I'd be a damn fool. Thanks for the support though, Anon. I'm sorry things didn't work out when you tried.

>>715073265
People in here have secrets and confessions they sincerely cannot do anything about, and your whole issue is literally, "I'm too much of a scared baby to tell my parents I'm gay or that I need a ride". We have given you answers to your issue and you keep going, "Uhh well I don't think that will work, I don't have friends, I can't take a cab....". Okay, then you know what the answer is if you can't simply tell you parents a simple truth, don't get the surgery. Have your ass rot and your sex life ruined because you're being a fucking child. You must be 18+ to post here Fagboy. Man up or fuck off.

i fucking hate knowitalls. its my biggest pet peeve in life and i have to deal with them on a daily fucking basis because everyone in this country lacks humility and tries to one up each other like children at recess.

if you take a condescending tone, i will not take you seriously. ill ignore every single thing that comes out of your mouth because itll most likely be inaccurate in context anyways and because im not a fucking child.

parroting back COMMON SENSE with a superior tone doesn't make you smarter than anyone else. it just makes you a colossal cunt that no one wants to be around.

ALWAYS HAVE A GOAL WHEN YOU SPEAK, FAGGOTS. If that goal is just, "ur wrong ur dum kek read a book SAUCEZ KEK" then trust me, no one wants/needs to hear whatever it is you're trying to say. Save your strength for when you're saying something thats actually PRODUCTIVE. pro-tip: aliens exhuming your body in a million years will not give a shit if you were right and everyone on the entire fucking planet was wrong. you'll be dust and your relationships in life suffered for no fucking reason other than to stroke your own planet sized egos. HUMBLE YOURSELVES.

>>715055695
was your uncle retarded or something?

>>715073254
Conciousness is an illusion created by many small parts of a machine working in tandum. Look up visual agnosia for an example of how one part being damaged completely fucks up the illusion. Then you won't be afraid of nothingness as much.

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>>715073379

>>715073053
Don't let Tinder control your self-esteem. How old are you anon?

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>>715073053

Just go gay in secret, don't you said you have tinder? Open a gay tinder account. If anyone else finds you it means they're also gay so they're not gonna be saying shit

>>715073603
Well I'm not here for the car stuff. I'm here because I don't know how many surgeries I'm going to need to get rid of this, or if it'll ever go away. There are cases where surgeries over years happen. Also, breath deep and think happy thoughts anon. You can get through this.

>>715059925
You do realize that you actually just have an untreated mental disorder, right?

>>715073480
I think they're the only semblance of the past we have left here. Conversations with trolling and memes spread in between, not just porn and stale copypasta.

my boyfriend is being fucking clingy as fuck and being an asshole, but his bestfriend is so fucking hot and I want to ride his dick into the sunsent pls help

>>715053301
u ugly

>>715073890
This is fucking /b/. You think we're fucking doctors? Go discuss your severe ass-issues with a trained professional. I have nothing but the utmost respect for the homosexual community, but I sincerely hope you get fucking AIDs and die.

When I was 12 my aunt asked my mom if I could help watch my cousin while my aunt worked her two jobs. My mom of course volunteered me. My cousin was 3 years older than me 15 but has seven reduced mental capacity because of an accident she had as a baby that cut off air to her brain. Amazing by other things I was responsible for her medications. But my aunt also showed me the pills I was supposed to use if she started becoming violent, they basically knocked her out. Well it didn't take long before I decided to try how out she was. I started by just fondling her at first but my hormones got the better of me and I started undressing her completely and jacking off on her body and face. But soon I wanted more and I went straight for the pussy. For the next 5 years I fucked my unconscious cousin two to three times a week to avoid using to many pills to quickly. After that my aunt remarried and could quit her jobs and stay home with her. That was the saddest day of my life.

>>715073696
Oh yeah, I've been aware that all of this is horseshit. We are after all, only the chemical reactions that happen in our body.

I dunno, it sounds very douchy of me to say, but, it just feels like I somehow stepped out of reality. Like, interactions seem like chores. Trying to love anyone or even be in a relationship just seems like a waste of time (emotions are fleeting). Everything and everyone seems contrived.

It feels like I'm just mindlessly floating until I die.

secrets...
hmmm...
a secret....
i don't know...
i love huge tits (?)

>>715074318
I think it's past your bed time.

>>715074180
Greentext that shit nigga

>>715066421
>I srriously hate being black

Wow you're pathetic, has the opinions of literal tranny fappening, loli loving faggot nobodies, thrwarted your views? If that's the case you deserve to be a dirty miserable nigger.

>>715074165
This is a thread that'll be dead in ten minutes. And yet somehow you still find a way to get offended by it. I was here to hear other people's similar stories and respond-- that's all. And in doing so you gave me one of the funniest fucking blowups I've seen in quite awhile on here. Seriously-- are you five?

>>715074434
there's nothing wrong with hating your race.

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>>715074434
I take it you're not black, because if you were (and didn't live up to the stereotypes), you'd understand where I'm coming from.

>>715074213
Well, I'm a biology major with a similar problem. I find comfort in knowing my matter will continue on in the nutrient cycle after I'm dead. May not make sense to you, but maybe you can find something similar to be at peace with your inevitable end and concentrate on making your life fulfilling.

>>715073818

22.

It's not just tinder man, every dating cite, every dating experience, girls never gave me a chance despite me being good. Or even without knowing me, they just see me and are terrified, like they think I'm hideous. I'm honestly convinced I'm uglier than I think, like I have some weird disorder that doesn't make me realize how ugly I am.

One time in high school, I told a friend I wanted to meet a certain girl. He told the girl and she made a disgust face and said "Are you being serious??"

>>715073854

What if they use it against me? too risky. Plus I've tried the gay tinder account on a fakegps and I honestly can't take gay flirting longer than 3 phrases. I had to stop when the guy I was chatting told me "Tell me something interesting you pretty boy". Another guy called me "papasito" and another one straight up asked how big was my dick

>>715074691
true. Honestly, I think if most people in the world had a choice, theyd choose to be white men. Hell, I know I would.

>>715074131
Open up to him and tell him this - minus the wanting to fuck his best friend part. I mean, you're welcome to try the latter, but to be honest if they really are best friends it's not going to work out well for you.

>>715075147
don't be bitch

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>>715074982
Absolutely. Though I'd rather be (SOUTH) Korean, Japanese, or Chinese (in that order).

I lived in Korea during my early-20s. Believe me when I say that they have a truly wonderful, beautiful culture despite its problems. They are a proud people, and rightfully so.

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>>715074878
lol, thanks for the sympathy anon, I appreciate it. I study CS, so I all i do is study logic non-stop. So, it becomes really disheartening to see how bound we are to our own logic systems, on both the macro scale and micro. It reminds you that you are just literally a machine operating in space. It just kinda sucks when you realize that, because everything moving forward seems pointless, once you step out of the logic train.

Iwas in the army and during my tours, ive taged some bad dudes and when im asked if i shot anyone, i always say no. One reason i dont want to get into the fac tthat i lost some frinds too. The other is that i feel im belittling my friends who've died.

>>715075239
nah mate. White culture is much better. trust me

I had a wall of text. Now I am crying. I don't know what the problem is anymore. Why am I so unhappy?

>>715075273
fellow CS major with similar logic-driven existential dread what do

>>715073660
this

I got blown by two twelve year olds in a jacuzzi at disney world.

>>715075354
you think too much, and the conditions of your life (compared to what they should be) are shit.

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>>715075314
Eh, maybe. Remember, I am an elite-weeb.
>weeaboo beyond god

I've got a drowning fetish and I feel like if I tell anyone they'll think I'm a sadist

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>>715075402
Elaborate. This sounds fucking hilarious

>>715075589
a black weeb who got kicked out of the air force and hates niggers? Well damn, and I thought I'd seen everything. I guess not.

>>715075273
Maybe thinking of filtered chaos is a good way to see things? The world being pointless but still influenceable is a bit liberating, isn't it? It's like a big version of Conway's game of life. It'll decay in the end, but you can still influence the pattern that'll form in the end with your life.

>>715075402
post your ip address

>>715074938
feelsbadman
only advice I can give you is to go to the gym, and try easing your way into the party scene. Go to bars, nightclubs, etc.

>>715066371
It works. Used to get nervous and not know what to say to girls I wanted to ask out in high school. One day I just started being myself and joking/talking to them the same way I do my male friends. It didn't take long to know when to ask them out. My confidence went up as well by the way they responded

anyone have any advice for me? Im 19, and want to start drinking again. Unfortunately however, Ive living at home now, and I don't have access to my wine yeast to make more alcohol. What do?

>>715074180
you're so horrible I hope you get fucking raped and you suffer so much that you wish you were never born. people like you are fucking trash that it makes me wish hell really does exist you fucking piece of garbage

>>715075402
full story please anon

>>715074938
Try Adam4Adam. Way better than Tinder and the guys there tend to either be older or more experienced and'll skip the bullshit if you want.

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>>715075393
lol I wish I could tell you anon. That's why I posted in this thread. Honestly, suicide doesn't even seem that bad from an outsiders perspective. It's kind of a fucked up way of giving the biggest middle finger to the burden of existence and existential consciousness I could ever give.

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>>715075753
and the Army, remember that.
>I wouldn't do *this* though

>>715060031
It's 70 retard

>>715076024
oh dont worry, ill be sure to remember you anon.

>>715075974
TRIGGERED!!!!!

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>>715075771
But why should I move forward trying to influence it? Besides just for fucking around.

This kind of borders on some of my personal philosophy, but I hold the belief that there is no inherent good or bad, there just simply is. So it's not like I could leave the world any better than How I found it, since there is no "better"

>>715075802

I'm already at the gym.

I've been there for like a year now and my body has barely changed, I've become significantly stronger but my muscles don't show it and I have no money for protein.

The bars thing is really not an option, that's not my environment, I get bored as fuck over there and girls would just reject me anyway. Plastic surgery sounds like an option.

>>715076002

I'm really not ready to commit so much into going gay anon. I'd just like the attention that people receive from flirting.

I hate women for being stuck up bitches who know they'll always get their way and for being unaware of how extremely privileged they are. I would have liked to be a girl. I don't wanna be trans or anything because that's bullshit, there's no way to change your gender as much as you chop off your dick, but being a girl would have definitely been cooler.

>>715064622
Lolol what a fucking little bitch. Hired by the world empire and you couldn't hold in your attention-seeking faggotry.

You were in the best position to survive the big one coming up. Pls kys

>>715076366
There may not be inherent good or bad, but that doesn't mean there are favorites, right? Like maybe leaving an impact that's neither good or evil but ultimately satisfying. And it can be small. I gave my nephew my Land Before Time tapes from when I was younger so he could grow with the same characters I loved as a kid. That's nothing in the grand scheme of things but I got a kick out of it. Or larger things, like building a park or documenting something better than anyone else can.

>>715076557
dude post pics of your face

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>>715076604
Meh, I don't fear death anymore. In fact, I welcome a quick and somewhat painful one.

>>715052757
If you're serious, please continue
http://affiliateoffer.club

>>715076658

Haha. No

My favorite prostitute is in jail

>>715065613
Omg you've never had to do anything but follow a schedule and collect free money. Why take the time to even type your feelings if you're so worthless?

>>715075976
>me there on some stupid business trip can't even remember what for anymore
>there 4 days after
>have private jacuzzi per three rooms
>go out chill for a bit in hat and sunnies lookin swell
>2 girls come in and chill
>notice some funny business goin on
>they're using the jets to orgasm
>they both cum and then get out and go back inside
>thats pretty neat
>on last day thinking of confronting them about it and maybe flash my junk or something, 6 day no fap will make a guy do that
>decide fuck it, go out full nude
>wait 15 mins they come out
>after first one orgasms I say 'I know what you're doing'
>they look shocked and I seize my moment
>"you should be playing with this as well"
>get up and sit back on the edge of the jacuzzi at full attention
>my set dripping bouncing around throbbing as i'm swagging it to their cock hungry shocked faces
>they come over and play with it, tongue it a bit
>blowjob was terrible but the nut I blew was epic
>10 spurter directly into the jacuzzi
>nice, how old? "12" Both? "yep"
>cya girls
>get dressed, pack my things and check out never to be heard from again

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Had sex with my cousin (year younger than me) and a slew of other neighborhood boys when I was very young, probably 8. I had no idea wtf I was doing. Tried to get a few girls to get with the program but they refused.
I remember this one time i threatened to tell this one kids parents and he was terrified of them knowing. Made him eat a handful of rolliepollies to keep the secret.. (I wouldn't have told anyways )
Growing up, it was my shame and especially w my cousin. Have wanted to apologize for years but too awkward.
In hindsight I have wondered wtf was wrong with me? Did someone abuse me?
Even as an adult I prefer getting my dick sucked to fucking pussy.

I fucked and got fingered by a tranny last month. I was the hardest I have ever been in my life.

Ok so here's the situation:

There's this girl at my job. At first, she and my boss tried to get me to go out with her friend. We went out once, it went nowhere.

Then somehow, the girl at my job wanted to see if we could go out sometime. I put it off at first, as I wasn't sure if it was legit her wanting to go out, or the boss pressuring her (boss thinks he can get me to go out with any girl he sees fit, even if they're out of my league, not the first time he pressured me into asking them out).

Anyway, about 3 weeks pass, we get to know each other through work. She's pretty cool, we share a number of interests (tv shows, some music, harambe) and eventually I do ask her out. We go out for dinner after work one night, but the feeling I got from her was lukewarm, at best. At the end of the date, I dropped her off at her car from where we met, she got right in her car and left. No hug or kiss goodbye.

Now we seem to talk about stuff at work like the awkward date never happened. We even hung out a buncha times, we watched movies together, even went christmas shopping.

Not sure if I should try again, or just keep what I have here.

Got a chance to look through my daughter's cell phone and found a sex clip. Didn't say anything to her about it yet. Was told that she may have been getting ganged up forcibly by several older guys but they're not all in frame. Not sure what to do next.

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>>715076821
Truth is, I never wanted to be in in the first place; parents forced me to enlist while I was still in high school (Delayed Entry Program), so I left for Basic 2 weeks after graduating. I even used to straight up tell me recruiter that I didn't want to be there every single time I had to go see him, but I still got in. That was the first time, of course.

>>715077045
A lot of one off things are like that. The only problem is wondering wether mentioning it is off limits.

>>715076711
Slow and painful so you actually can feel alive for once in your meaningless life.

You know what happens when you die? Chemicals released in the brain put you in a timeless dreamstate. This is the afterlife.

Your accrued experiences render the dreamstate. You will relive your life. Take the time now to fucking live and become a full person or face a perpetual agony of reliving a wasted boring life full of weak emotions that you let overpower the unmeasurable power of human consciousness.

>>715076557
I'd give it a try. You can flirt on there without ever having to get a date-- just don't be suprised if you find some guy smooth enough to make you pause.

>>715060696
1 year. At 16 sex is no longer statutory rape. But no nudes till 18.