I'm a police officer and I'm bored ask me anything /b

>>715051880
Can i wear your hat

>>715051880
how many niggers have you shot?

>>715051880
Where do you live?

>>715051880
Is it right to buy a new car?

>>715051880
How many niggers have you shot?
When civil war breaks out ,will you be on Trump's side?
Can I wear your hat?

How many niggers do u deal with on a daily basis?

Cops are pieces of shit

>>715051880
How's life on the farm? When are they gonna turn you into bacon?

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>>715051880
Do you let small amounts of drugs slide or are you an asshole?

>>715052003
I don't even wear my hat

>>715052087
Kek

>>715052092
Smallish town under 10000 people

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I think i'm going to get vanned. I made a role playing post that was lying about doing something illegal on /b/ and mods deleted it a few seconds after I posted it. So now I think they've reported it to authorities.

Thanks for ruining my life /b/. It even says on the name of the fucking board "Do not take anything here posted as fact" So I thought I would be fine. That's what I get for being autistic and totally out of touch with how people will perceive the things I was trying to say.

Fuck me sideways these may be the last few free days of my life before police track me down and act like fucking retards and take my post seriously and put me in jail for a few years over it. God fucking damnit.

That really wasn't a question but I just wanted to vent here about it.

I guess heres my question. What's the worst arrest you've ever had to make? And do you have any good porn you can recommend me to fap to before I get vanned and lose my freedom for probably decades over nothing?

>>715052260
if someone's doing 100 in a 55 are you supposed to chase after them or leave them be because it'd be more dangerous?

>>715052148
I never buy new. Right now I'd buy leftover 2015 or 2016 models

>>715052398
Quit bugging out you fucking tard

How many domestics do you attend a week?
How many drunk and disorderly do you attend a week?

>>715051880
How do you sleep at night

>>715052386
I meant country mate, american or nah?

>>715052171
Kek
I support our great emperor trump
I don't even wear my hat

>>715052398
Unless it was child porn the mods don't care enough to follow through, the fact you didn't actually get banned for it says a lot. You'll be fine.

>>715052192
I mean thanks maybe? Can you phrase that in the form of a question?

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>>715052171
DON'T IGNORE ME YOU RANCID SWINE

>>715052769
Newfag

how many freaked out iceheads / druggies do you have to deal with a week?

>>715051880
When did you give up on your dreams?

>>715052225
If you're stupid enough to let me find it you'll get busted for but I don't dig everywhere looking for it. Most of the time I find it arresting someone for something stupid then let the DA decide the outcome

>>715052398
Retard

>>715052465
If it's just the speeding I get a plate and wave good bye. No sense in chasing an idiot

>>715052398
Worst? Like as in I hated making the arrest or the worst crime?

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>>715052940
Thats cool, what about weed specifically? Would you arrest an 18 year old with a gram on him or just take it?

>>715052515
Domestics it varies.right now it's 1-2 per shift that's above average so about 10 a week. 2 maybe get charged with anything.

Drunk and disorderly goes is streaks it's always the same few people and depends if they're out of jail

Pl0x allow me to wear badge of hounur

-Read in a really stereotypical Jap accent-

>>715052518
With your mom

>>715053093
Hi Rhonda.
Slow night?
BTW, you make my wife consider doing girl on girl things. I think she wants you to use your nightstick on her.

>>715052543
Yes American

>>715053174
I meant the worst crime you had to deal with. Designated by a combination of both in severity of the case and in how hard it was to make the arrest

>>715052907
Meth is the drug of choice here but the ones who take are surprisingly not as dumb as you'd think. They do it in groups with one designated sober person who controls the dosage and shit. I don't get too many out of control ones unless we're there for an unrelated complaint

>>715052918
Once I stop achieving them

>>715053542
Post a picture of your car.

>>715053248
Depends on your attitude. If you're being decent and doing as you're asked you might get away with it. If you're being an asswipe and an Internet lawyer or my supervisor is on the call with me you're fucked

How much do you make? Would you be surprised to learn that cops in my area are making 100k/year?

>>715051880
I'm actually planning on becoming a cop. I've been arrested three times though in one year, but all the charges I've ever had were dropped and my record is currently clean, one of the charges was a felony possession, I had opiates on me and got into a car accident while driving high as a kite. The other two were, one for violence: I had a nigga moment at the gym, and the other one was for getting caught with a few grams of weed.

Do you think I have good chances or am I wasting my time?

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>>715054030
My mom was a cop for 20 years, she always called it the attitude test. You seem reasonable, thank you for your service.

>>715051880
Can you be arrested for possession of the spiciest lolis?

>>715053682
We chased a Mexican who was a stabbing suspect through 10 miles of woods and freezing water that was cool

>>715053824
No thanks

>>715054105
I would not be surprised by that. Some departments give you more up front cash but you put away for your retirement others put away for your retirement for you and cut away some cash. Either way you're set for life

>>715054146
Honestly probably not very good

>>715051880
Were you ever fucked in the ass by a black cop?

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>>715051880
Do you believe weed, if not, all drugs should be legalized and society treat it like a health problem rather than a criminal one?

Do you suck black dicks?

>>715054214
Arrested? Sure. Charged? Probably not

>>715054900
Nah

>>715054956
Short answer. It shouldn't be legal.

I can maybe explain more in a bit

>>715055055
Nope

Would you arest someone in a paralel reality when here commits the crime but there is innocent?

>>715051880
Ever get offered a bj to let a chick go? Ever let her?

>>715055328
As long as you believe alcohol and tobacco should also be illegal, and not to mention fast food, or fast cars, then at least you're consistent with your views.

>>715053542
What state

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>>715055328
Well my break is over, but I hope you consider that drug use is ingrained into us, ruining people's lives over small use is not right. Otherwise, you seem like a good cop and that makes me feel good that there are humane ones out there. Stay safe.

>>715051880
What percentage of your work day do you spend doing absolute bullshit like playing games on your phone or posting on shitty image boards?

>>715055437
this

>>715055470
I've been offered so much never accepted though. Mostly the disgusting looking ones offer though. Have seen plenty of nice tits but it's always after I write the ticket so they're out of luck anyway. On that note of you're going to offer do it before the ticket is written. You might get yourself more tickets you might get none it's a gamble

If your a real popo then get the toddler porn bulshit off my /b/ and all these faggots like you. Faggot

>>715055537
Alcohol sure I can go along with that tobacco not so much. Drugs impair your ability to drive much worse than anything else if you want to fuck up your body go ahead when you're endangering other people then fuck you

>>715055943

how is that guy a nigger?

>>715055548
Great Lakes

>>715054534
Well fuck. What if I joined the marines first and/or got a two-year degree in law enforcement, then tried to be a cop? Also, I live in Chicago and from what I hear they have lower standards than other places and they really want to hire as many cops as they can. That's I've heard at least.

>>715056073
Take any stimulant, driving awareness increases

>>715055727
It varies honestly. Some days I will have calls stacked up all shift others I'll be sitting at my desk watching YouTube all day

>>715051880
What exactly is a "wig-wag"?

Why the fuck do I get asked to post every fucking piece of equipment when I make a cop thread but you don't?

OP male or female?

>>715056167
Why does the Michigan State Police have a sign on the hood of the car?

>>715056152
He smears nigger cum all over his face each and every day. Don't be hatin.

>>715056042
You seem nice I appreciate your contribution you're making to society

>>715051880
how many nigger beating in an hour or hb/h

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>>715051880
187 on you and your fucking family.

>>715056188
Yeah some major departments basically take anyone who has a pulse and can read (also contributes to so many bad cops) but don't expect a nice easy job in some suburb

>>715054146
no op, but ur wasting ur time

>>715056333
As far as I know it's referring to lights and sirens. Not a common term here though

>>715056370
Lol no idea bro

Do black lives matter?

>>715056406
Male

>>715056550
Kek

>>715056073
So why not just make drunk driving and driving under the influence of other drugs illegal? Wait, it already is...it's almost as if people will continue to break laws and we should instead be focusing on ways of reducing the harm of drugs like tobacco, alcohol, marijuana, cocaine etc. We could call it harm reduction.

>>715054146
The PD keeps a file on you, convicted or not.
You might be able to become a Rent-a-Cop.

>>715056916
Sure if they're not hurting or killing innocent people

>>715057173
>Why does the Michigan State Police have a sign on the hood of the car?

>>715057153
Right but laws are in place for a reason. People will break laws no matter what they are. Laws are in place because an issue became severe enough to warrant a meeting between politicians to make a law. But saying "well people break that law might as well make it legal" is the child equivalent to breaking the rules at home because they think they know more than their parents

>>715051880
Which countries have the best polices and why?

>>715056073
All drugs can be used responsibly and safely. We should criminalize the dangerous aspects of drug use and encourage safe use instead of just making it flat-out illegal. If we want a nanny state then we should be criminalizing everything that's bad for society. Except the ironic thing is criminalizing drug use actually causes more societal harm than it prevents because it funds organized crime.

why do old chinese men take popcorn boxes and paper bags to strip clubs? they sit their reaching for the pop corn but never seem to eat in it, and whats in the paper bag thats so interesting they cant take it out and show everyone else? I always wondered why old chinese men do this at strip clubs and park benches.

by the type of facial hair they have, and how they shrivvle up like that, when chinese people die do they turn into cockroaches?

Surely sometimes you stop caring. What do you do to restore your faith in being the fuzz?

>>715057540
Oh man idk. Certain states in America have good police. Canada is fairly highly regarded. England is the model for modem policing. The Scandinavian countries have decent cops I hear as well as Japan and Korea.

where do chinese people come from? are they yellow because of all the rice they eat? do they have souls like we do???? are they people?

>>715057530
Laws should be in place to ban activities that harm society. It doesn't harm anyone for me to buy and consume alcohol, so that's legal. It does harm people if I go out and drive drunk and kill someone, so that's illegal. See the difference? A global ban on drugs actually causes far more harm to society than it prevents. Drug use itself is not harmful, it's the criminal aspects that are harmful, which are amplified 1000-fold by them being illegal.

Have you ever been caught masturbating by Patrick Stewart? If so, how did he react?

>>715057692
Post on message boards and see people do care

>>715056832
Are you a po po?

>>715057160
Yeah I know, but I've talked to cops and lawyers, and they make it sound like I might have decent chances, especially if I join the military and/or go to college and clean up my act in a visibly tangible way, you know?

>>715057814
I heard korean police will lock up your entire family for a crime then fearless leader but plugs all your farm animals. im not trolling either, thats legit. he believes his mom is a unicorn or something.

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Do you think God is real

>>715052174
Too many

have you ever had sex with a hooker to let her get off easy? If so, what was the warning you gave her when u let her go?

>>715057991
Message boards plural? Not just/b/? What other boards?

Also, do you have a pet? If so, what kind?

Please answer the guy about Chinese people/things.

What is the best way to prepare for a career as a police officer?

>>715058460
yah I know, I wanna know about that, its my life quest, and once i find these answers, i will b a happy anon. Serve and protect? right now officer /b/ needs to step up and teach us about chinese people.

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>>715057544
Here's the thing. I don't care of you use drugs. Fine fuck up your own life you're only killing yourself. Laws are in place to protect victims.

Child porn isn't illegal because they're protecting the creepy dude that has it it's illegal because there's 8 year old children being exposed.

Rape is illegal to attempt to protect the person being assaulted

Robbery is illegal to try to protect someone's possessions

Drugs are illegal because it's a cancer to innocent lives endangering people on the road, leaning children homeless, having children born addicted to crack, among many other things.

Sure the war on drugs and people going crazy to find a point of Meth contributes to it but making drugs legal isn't the answer either.

>>715058587

I think by doing lots of nitrous oxide and holding your breath for a long time

>>715057814
Don't many of those countries have police that patrol without firearms? I know that Japanese, Danish, American and Canadian police have them but English, Swedish and Norwegian don't. Thoughts on that?

>>715057866
I think you're taking a simplified answer I gave while rapidly typing and attempting to make an argument from it. By all means go ahead and shoot up an 8 ball in your apartment I'll come hit you with narcan when you OD. If you're 22 and hate your life that much you want to risk ruining it by all means pussy take the easy way out. If you're 35 with kids to take care of and decide to make an el chapo cocktail well you're causing problems for more people than yourself

>>715058657
do you ever feel crappy knowing the place you are sending criminals, will just introduce them to other criminals, and the enviroment their will not rehabilitate them but make them more dangerous when they get out? knowing the criminals you do capture, are not actually going to be rehabilitated. It just seems like the people police send to prison just come back worse, so why does it stay the same when it dont work and makes your job harder?

>>715058414
Hookers around here are disgusting so no

>>715058200
Well trump beat hillary so he must be

Do you think that you could fairly accurately keep time by eating beans at a high rate and a consistent rate and counting your farts?

I mean, after you calibrated your belly/assume.

>>715058196
South Korea

>>715059407

Trump did not really win, Russia has been doing this all along

>>715051880
how many hookers or strippers have sucked your cock?

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If I suddenly point my "HANDgun" at you, would you kill me?

do you like lolis?

>>715058460
Yes I have a dog

And I wish I could answer about the Chinese but I only know they make some damn good food and most are friendly to me

>>715058587
Get your ass in shape don't be offended easily work on your people/ conversation skills know more than one language go to school

are chinese people a blight in the eyes of our christian God? is their a spray we can use to keep them back? why do they steal garden vegetables? as a police officer, do you find chinese people to be merely creatures of myth, or something you tell children to keep them from burning down dilapitated buildings?

>>715059456

>trump did not win

maybe in your liberal fantasy world,but here in reality.he won and russia had nothing to do with the election

Do you have to fill out a report each time you discharge your gun when you're on duty?

Do you think marshmallows and oil filters look similar?

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>>715057686

>>715059190
I would love to not have to carry a firearm because that means my streets are safe enough for me to never need one. I'm all for the right to own a gun but people don't have respect for the human life like they should

as a police officer, are you sad that hillary managed to cover up the pizza gate thing? all those kids she killed. thats crazy. the man who ran the pizza place was an obvious deviant, how would the law have to change for him to be arrested and tortured for information?

>>715059745
>Get your ass in shape
Kek. Pretty sure you can be a cop if you can do at least two pull ups, twenty or so push ups, forgot how many crunches but probably not many, and run a mile and a half in like 9 minutes. Those numbers might be a little off but it's not hard at all. Don't try to make it seem like you're a fucking Navy SEAL or some shit faggot. I bet I could lay you right the fuck down.

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>>715059422

>>715059545
Yes and yes

>>715059278
Do I enjoy sending people to prison? Absolutely not prison is a terrible place. Unfortunately my options are limited. My job is to keep my city safe and follow the policies which are in place. I'm lucky I have a lot of flexibility in who I send down to jail. Violent offenders always go. Minor drug users and people who fuck up once? Nah they never go I send down the charges they see a judge a few weeks later and get probation with visits twice per year. There are things that could change but I'm not the guy to make those changes happen the everyday citizen is

Is Katie Perry a real person? If you met her, would you ask Patrick Stewart to tell her you wanted immediate intercourse, or would you tell her directly? if Katie Perry is not a real person, why does tv say she is?

>>715059422
I think owning a watch is easier and more comfortable

>>715059490
Aside from your mom? 1. Your grandma

>>715051880
what are the closed down walmarts about with fema in them?

>>715060462
can you give me your email? I would like you to help me with my "assisted suicide".

>>715059991
But isn't police supposed to be prepared for anything? What if you suddenly need a gun and you don't have it with you?

>>715059545
Depends on the situation

And no never really got the whole lolli thing

>>715051880
how many black dudes you stopped to get your fix/quota? How many did yu arrest?

>>715060509
You really are fond of saying shit like
>my city
>my streets
You don't own shit pussy.

>>715051880
how do i become a cop

>>715051880
Did you find the dead bodies?

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>>715060780
what's not to get?

do they call 911 about paranormal phenomena?

>>715060509
as a police officer, rather than a pistol, why not a P-90 or akimbo sawd offs. using the pistol must get boring, do u ever wish u cud carry around a M60 or something with more presence?

>>715059945
Yes any use of force/display of force requires a report. That includes firing or drawing your duty weapon taser baton or any other less lethal equipment an officer carries

Do you have a moustache? Do you wear shades?

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If you stopped a Mexican without a license, would you ask for his legal documents and/or report him to ICE or is that too much of a hassle for you guys?

>>715051880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTGSDTrqXU

>>715060013
Sorry didn't get a chance to read up on the details of it only know it was a child sex ring possibly brought to light by leaked emails

>>715061005
dont ya ever wish the guns ablazing side of being a cop cud b more like the movies, or a scene from from a COD intermission?

so why is a chopper hovering around my house at like 3-4am?

its like everyday now....

>>715061088
I dont think he is a greek woman.

>>715061170
fucking christ
I love axcx

>>715051880
Why are you gay?

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>>715051880
Is this illegal or does it just tickle my pickle?

How does it feel knowing that your noble profession has been vilified by the democrat party for political gain?

>>715061277
fuck yah man.

>>715058657
Here's the thing. I don't do drugs. Well I drink alcohol occasionally, and I drink coffee. But it takes an intelligent approach to look at the problem of drug dependency in humanity and realize how to solve it. The answer is that people will always do drugs, and laws will never change that. The solution is not to turn a blind eye and pretend we're doing something about it by saying it's "illegal" (which has never, ever, in the history of law enforcement had an impact on the rate of drug use, it's only skyrocketed use rates). The solution is to introduce harm reduction policies and treat it the same way as we do alcohol, which is a very sensible solution.

>>715060137
Every department is different my physical test was basically an obstacle course. Sprint 300 yards, get over a 5 foot barricade, do 33 sit ups, 60 push ups, run a mile and a half, drag a dummy like 10 yards and push a fully loaded squad car 5 yards or something. Had to be done in like 31:20 or something. Not SEAL level but not sit on your couch eating chips level either.

>>715060744
I do own a gun though? I'm as prepared as I can be

>>715060822
This is my city. These are my streets. What are you going to do about it?

>>715051880
how do i become a police officer

also can i touch your gun sir?

>>715059193
Again, if you believe this then we should make alcohol illegal TODAY. It causes endless times more harm to society and individuals than any other drug we know.

However if you're a pragmatic and logical person, you'd realize that laws will never stop people from using drugs. We love them too much, and they're too easy to get. The answer is to regulate drug use and enforce responsible safe drug use, rather than ignore it and leave it in the hands of drug dealers / criminals to sell to children.

Drug use has been legalized in Portugal and drug use there has since dropped quite a lot. Organized crime is basically gutted completely without a cash source. Millions spent on the court system and prison systems to lock these people up is saved up. And policing is far easier with less crime. It's a no-brainer.

So if a fat girls underboob, can be used as a fine cheesy spread for crackers, like take a butter knife, slather some of that fat girl underboob cheese on it and put it on a cracker, then eat them up, afterwards I make a nice cup of tampon tea. where did I insert the quarter? she wont tell me.

>>715061788
I was talking about on-duty officers.

Have you ever been at work, having a bad day and gave someone a ticket just to fucking take out some angst?

>>715051880
Morning motherfucker>>

>>715061995
Except they're not, queer boy. Piggie want some slop?

>>715059193
The one drug we could actually criminalize and I think it would work is tobacco. The people already addicted would have a hell of a time but they'd be able to get clean. Nobody going forward would risk getting into trouble with the law doing something so fucking pointless as smoking a cigarette, which is basically the biggest contributor to our society's health problems and costs billions a year.

>>715060864
Go to your local department ask what the requirements are. I received an associates degree with a high gpa while doing volunteer work as well as part time job. Build a good basic resume you don't need all sorts of experience to be patrol. Be in good shape. And apply and get your name out there (in a good way). Departments like to hire people they know or at least heard of

>>715060927
Some

>>715060975
Ugh fuck some do yes. Had some people call that they had a ghost in their house and they're too scared to move. We go there and clear the house and the fucker had some lights rigged up and a mannequin rigged up to scare us. We knew the guy so it was fine and he knew he could do that but damn did it scare the shit out of us.

>>715052769
>9Gag watermark
Newfag detected

>>715060978
We have AR and a shotgun in the squad those are fun.

>>715060978
Kek

>>715061088
I had a moustache for November but nah not the look for me

>>715051880
how many children have you murdered today you corrupt fascist?

Which station in what city? I'm HPD

>>715061169
We have to identify them if they have nothing we call the higher ups just to make sure they're not someone who's wanted but it's very rare that someone doesn't have any valid ID on them

>>715061201
I'm not huge into guns I prefer more hand to hand and I get plenty of that

>>715061320
Cuz you so hot bb

>>715061322
I have no idea lol

>>715061324
It makes my job much harder that's for sure. I'm all for holding officers accountable but yeah having the narrative that all cops hate blacks or minorities sucks

Answer me, faggot I asked why are you gay?

I'm happy to hear on the news that some cops have been killed, hope more die tomorrow

>>715052398
i made a thread about mars chocolate bars one time
mods deleted it instantly
should i be worried?

>>715062320
Also, its good to go on a police ride along like I did. That'll look great on your resume. Its really cool and fun! Its one of the reasons I'm with the HPD right now.

>>715061577
I agree there should be more treatment options. No officer will disagree with that. If there's treatment and outlets for help our job is easier however right now I don't live in a world where that's a common thing

>>715063391
Thanks a lot, keep keeping the peace

>>715062033
There's no sense in debating you I've agreed I'm fine with drug use I'm not the one you need to be complaining to.

How hard do you slap your forehead when you hear people criticize police for defending themselves, and say that you should just "shoot them in the knees".

>>715062020
I've answered this several times

And no

>>715062041
I do carry on duty

>>715051880
Hi, bastard. How does it feel to be nothing but a state dog? How does it feel to not know anything else but to provoke harm to other human beings? How many lives have you ruined? How many times have you been useless to a victim who reported a crime? How many times have you abused your power, just for shits and giggles? I despise every single one of you. It takes a special kind of prick to want to be someone who has power over others. All of you lack moral fiber and common sense.

>>715062043
That's never been the sole reason for a ticket but it has influenced it

>>715062173
Morning

>>715063902
I know but did I understand correctly that you want to take guns away from on-duty officers?

>>715062211
Ha it's like you think you're creative

>>715062766
All of them

>>715063281
Only gay for you bb I'll be waiting for you tonight

>>715063787
I just walk away because I don't argue with stupid people

Lmao this fucking idiot, same as all cops.
How do you feel about giving people to a company that enslaves them in conditions that were considered torture 100 years ago, without any attempt at rehibilitation or education?
How do you feel being the hand of a modern day first world S.S corp that will arbitrarily decide if you should be charged or not depending on how the officer feels personally about the suspect (admitted in your own words)?
Do you honestly feel that you protecting the populous when you sit in a parking lot in the middle of the night to catch speeders and drunk drivers?
How do you feel about the fact that you and people like ruin the lives of citizens everyday over arbitrary laws written decades or centuries ago that none of us agreed?

>>715064546
>How do you feel about giving people to a company that enslaves them in conditions that were considered torture 100 years ago, without any attempt at rehibilitation or education?

How about stop breaking the fucking law?

>>715064791
+1
>>715064546
fuck you and fuck your pessimism you pizza shit

>>715063977
I'm sorry you feel that way about people who's job it is to protect you and every citizen to the best of their ability. There are problems in our society and this profession but no one is perfect. I strive every day to make the world better however tough decisions need to be made and many times with very little information at the time. Then new information arises and changes the perspective which makes original decisions look terrible. However I am trying my best day in and day out to improve what I can

>>715058657

You're dumb. You're a cop because you never got good at anything else.

>>715064091
No not what I meant at all. In an ideal world I'd like it to be safe enough where there is not a need for officers to have guns. Unfortunately that's not the case right now

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Do you carry one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s

>>715053811
Ohh. Big dreamer.
Are you one of those cops that joined to force to drive fast cars and shoot guns?

>>715065111
That sounds more sensible.

>>715064546
I think the other responses summed it up well enough

>>715051880
how many black people have you killed

>>715064972
Name calling is usually a sign an argument was won. Thank you

>>715052940
Thank you for being that kind of cop.

>>715064922
>>715064791
Ahahahahhaha, this is why no one respects pigs, you idiots literally don't understand how the system works.
The corporation that runs the prison system has quotas of prisoners to fill and they meet that by denying parole, extending sentences, and removing chances to rehibilitate.
The prison system has gone from nearly 100 accredited degree courses to less than 20 in 30 years.
People that are arrested for less than 6 months on drug charges spend over a decade in jain because of denied parole and extended sentences.
Pessimism?
You are literally a retarded useless piece of shit that ruins so much more than you help. The police are a joke and are regarded as such.
You don't understand jack shit about your own profession and system.

>>715064932
Your job isn't to protect every citizen, and what you just said sounds fake and preachy at best.

Well, in theory yes, you exist "to protect me and every citizen". The reality is very different. You protect corporate interests over any simpleton that needs aid.

>>715064546
nigger spotted.

>>715065209
Nope that's just an extra perk. I joined because when I was a child and needed a cop they were there and now I'm able to be there if someone needs me

>>715064932
You actively hurt society.
Fucking delusional POS thinks
"Now that drunk or pot carrying teen is in jail, society is safe now."
You are a weapon against the population, used by a corporation.

>>715065470
they still broke the law, nice rebuttal retard.

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Where's the fucking badge and time stamp you fucking pig?

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>>715065470
>drug charges
I don't see the problem, you fucking retard.

>>715065470

Didn't read any of that.

It's really simple. Don't break the law, and you don't get arrested. Don't get arrested and you don't go to prison. Who owns the prison could not possibly be less irrelevant.

>>715065506
It was fake and preachy good job. But the original statement was attack driven and ridiculous so I went the opposite direction

>>715065624
>>715065706
Ah here it is.
"The law"
The immutable word of justice that dictates the world.
I get it now, I get who you are now.

>>715065350
Lol. No, you.

>>715065759
Yeah you are simple minded sheep I get it
I mean I'm talking to a cop I knew intelligence wasn't an option

>>715065470
>You don't understand jack shit about your own profession and system.

I'm not a police officer, second to, you wasted your time, you're still a retard. Don't. Break. The law. Normally, it's the jury that determines your guilt. If anyone's stupid, it's people like you.

Lol at the cop saying that one guy is name calling by calling him out as too stupid to do anything else with his life

>>715066064

I'm not OP or a police. Keep crying faggot.

>>715066064
>simple minded sheep
>sheep
"OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!!"

When's the last time for father said he was proud of you?