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Hi guys,

How has been your day?

Ask me anything
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>>715023979
Skipped work.
Wanked when I woke, trying to want right now.
Usual.
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Here is a question. Will you show your tits or GTFO?
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>>715023979
post feet
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>>715023979
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>>715023979
tits
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How has been your day?
has been
has been laden
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>>715023979
Post tits
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it's been okay. Would you be interested to go on omegle and meet under a certain keyword?

see what we all look like?
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>>715024169
English isn't my first language. That's not the way we do?
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Hi there. WE need a little to go on for an AMA. What do you do?
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>>715023979
(1) How old are you?
(2) Will you post a picture on /b/ of you pissing for us?
(3) My day is okay. I'm still looking for work unfortunately. Thanks for asking.
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>>715023979
Gone to school all day,
Had a fight with my dad a few hours ago
and you ?
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>>715024270
How has your day been?
How's your day?
How was your day?
You aight nigga?
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>>715023979
Why are you here
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Screencap from omegle video plus the wrong time on a shitty fake timestamp...good job
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I wish I were dead. That's my day every day
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>>715024270
"How has your day been?" would be better
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>>715023979
Lol. Nice European date style faggot.
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>>715024479
I'd take a free fucking pole.
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>>715023979
GR8 B8 M8
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post tits
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>>715024328
(1) I'm 18 (Sorry guys)
(2) I won't piss for you
(3) good to know

>>715024349
Thanks

>>715024672
Maybe later...

Also yeah, sorry for the quality guys...
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>>715024662
m i l8 2 r8 8/8?
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>>715023979
Would you fuck me? Pic related
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>>715023979
<-- ITT

>inb4 290 lonely, gullible spergs spend the next two hours screaming for tits and timestamps
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>>715024795
Despite your fat fucking hand being fat as fuck, it's not fucking fat enough to cover your fat fucking face you fat fuck.
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>>715024795
No one would fuck you, covering your fat face with your fat hand doesn't make you look better, get the fuck out of here
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>>715024747
You're welcome.
Now show tits.
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>>715024795
Looks like Chief Wiggum.
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>>715025044
...and timestamp.
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>>715024919
>>715024936
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>>715025044
>because I have difficulty finding random pictures of tits on the internet
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>>715024795
He looks like down syndrome crabb ( from harry potter)
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>>715025103
Top Kek
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>>715025129
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>>715024747
>>715023979
>tits and timestamp (in one) or gtfo
>sharpie in the pooper
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>>715024795
I'm still a virgin... But I don't think I'd give my virginity to you, sorry.

>>715025129
The first picture has a timestamp idiot.
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Can you post tits with a timestamp so we can actually ask you questions? (count that as one)
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>>715025103
kek'd
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>>715024747
Show your dick
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>>715025272
this
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>>715025246
This
>>715025247
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>>715024824
implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station
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>>715025247
Again, post feet
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>>715025247
new timestamp to prove it's not a European style date..
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>>715025247
Timestamp all pics with tits
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>>715025247
Do you like the idea of strangers on the internet getting turned on by your pictures?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>715025409
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
>MAXIMUM FOREVERALONE
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>>715025409
bump
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Do you come on 4chan nsfw threads often ?
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>>715025435
>I WILL SIT IN THIS THREAD FOR THE NEXT HOUR
>SCREAMING FOR A TIMESTAMP TO PROVE OP IS NOT A TROLL
>TO SHOW HOW I WILL NOT BE TROLLED
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>>715025247
What brand is your bra?
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>>715025486
>>715025530
>>715025631

Jesus fucking christ you sad, lonely faggots...
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>>715025508
How many points you insignificant cunt?
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>>715025247
Easy one. Pic of your toes with timestamp. Tell my wife check em
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>>715025607
you fell for the bait.
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>>715023979
What would you rate me?
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>>715025868
Gay af/1000
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>>715025932
tru
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>>715025857
Sure thing, son.
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Time stamp
No tits

Moving on
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>>715025509
your tits are amazing! come on /soc beauty!
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>>715025713
I kinda am right now... :/
How are you doing sir?
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>>715026050
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>>715025435
It's european date since I'm european, look at the hour...

>>715025486
Kind of

>>715025631
I don't wear one

>>715025868
Apuorsomething/10
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Hablas español?
eres de españa?
Si es asi espero q no seas de murcia
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>>715026142
Why are you here? Slav fag?
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>>715025509
Can you do another photo like that but with the paper just saying curious?
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>>715026264
>>715026270

>I'M DOIN IT MOM!
>I'M TALKIN' 2 A REAL GURL!
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>>715026142
coul you pleasr write ''<3 Henk'' on a paper for me, i collect those :)
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How to attract girl? She talks to me about every day
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>>715026231
q te pasa a ti con los murcianos, ven aquí si te atreves payaso
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Tits or gtfo
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>>715025247
>lose virginity by posting pictures on the web

damn are you retarded?
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>>715026142
Can you post a picture of your feet from a floor POV like what I'd see if I was only 5 inches tall and you were thinking about stepping on me?
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>>715026142
serious question. would you ever consider moving to canada to become my wife?
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you look polish to me
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>>715026142
Can we see the rest of your body?
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Would you give me a blowjob?
>pic related
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>>715026142
Well, um... What's the brand of the pink shirt(?) you're wearing?
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Make me a fan sign? :) my names jack.
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>>715026367
shes talkin about the fat kid who asked if shed fuck him idiot
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>>715026316
pero cmo tienes internet, si en murcia aun no ha llegado la rueda
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Attention seeking slut, tits or GTFO!!
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>>715026142
Tits or gtfo
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>pic related: this thread
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>>715026264
Not slave

>>715026231
No and no

>>715026270
No

>>715026312
No

>>715026367
He asked me if I would fuck him, I answered his question, you're the retard here.

>>715026375
I'm not into feet things

>>715026412
Well... I guess...

>>715026480
I'm not wearing a shirt...
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post tits and pussy to prove you are a girl
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>>715026142
Fuck off attentionwhore, no one is going to wank it off to these pics, you better provide with tits, ass, feet whatever or kindly fuck off
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only newfags here? nice PS on the numbers
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Where are you from?
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Are you a trap? Post pussy to prove otherwise.
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>>715026762
>slave
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>>715025153
Found cancerous White Knight
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Tres jolie culotte ;)
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>>715026720
>post literally any image of any random female
>type "femanon here"
>wait 0.03 seconds
>312 lonely spergs instantly appear and scream for the next two hours

WORKS EVERY TIME
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Sharpie in pooper please.
Also, prove virgin status with a spread hymen photo.
Also, shoe on head.
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>>715026762
You should post feet regardless
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>>715026762
Are you into spanking?
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>>715026762
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>>715025509
Please more, and kinkier ;_;
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>>715026142
guys, this is REALLY fucking old. google "norwaychan".
gg bro
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>>715026762
>no
>no
>no
>no

Well you're quite a boring camwhore, aren't you?
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>>715027013
Holy fuck you sad faggot

FUCK OFF WITH THE FEET CRINGE
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>>715026142
are you a scandi girl?
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>>715027082
And you're quite a gullible retard, aren't you?

You stay here and keep talking to "her".
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id much rather see her penis
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Just to light my night up, I would kindly love a photo of you with "Pux" written in some part of your torso.. would you mind?
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heiligs blechle, wie kann man sich nur a so anstelln. naus mit de depf!
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>>715026762
Will you be posting tits soon?
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>>715027065
/D193484

mless video.
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>>715026975
and if it would actually op on the pic
[spoiler] it's not a girl [/spoiler]
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>>715026142
Yanipir?
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More chicks who know what they're doing should post their tits telling her tits or gtfo
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Post ur feet in socks, btw where are You from?
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it's fake:
https://tineye.com/search/0baa44de7e3209772e6f8b3532623ad961413c7c/
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>>715026844
I didn't ask you to wank...

>>715026878
Western Europe

>>715026903
I'm not a trap

>>715026918
I laughed myself

>>715026944
Merci, but smiley are not welcome here from what I remember.

>>715027196
I won't write anything... I can provide tits later if it can make you feel better.

>>715027206
Yes, probably.
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TITS OR GTFO THOT
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>>715026762
Okay, well...
What brand is the dress you're wearing?
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>>715027464
I posted the video in mless. Its actually a hot girl. OP is just a fake faggot though..
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>>715027464
>https://tineye.com/search/0baa44de7e3209772e6f8b3532623ad961413c7c/
BUSTED
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>>715027464
>https://tineye.com/search/0baa44de7e3209772e6f8b3532623ad961413c7c/
mmmm
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>>715027475
dutch?
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>>715027475
>>715027028
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>>715027475
Nederlands?
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>>715027464
>https://tineye.com/search/0baa44de7e3209772e6f8b3532623ad961413c7c/

Really activates my almonds
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>>715027590

OP is a Troll
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>>715026142
Deutsch?
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Show us your dck or get th fuck out
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OPs tits
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>>715027475
>i didn't ask you to wank
>posts pictures of herself showing off

Are you literally retarded? Oh well, you are a woman and therefore obviously a dumb cunt, i forgot
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>>715027590
Oh for fucks sake
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>>715027206
this
>>715027211
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>>715027100
>Holy mimi fuc-mimi
>ehh.. ehh stop liking what i dont like

Yep, YOU should kys buddy.
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Ok... I'm exposed, good fun anyway.

Good night guys.
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I would say you come from Belgium!
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>>715027688
>ACTIVATES MY ALMONDS
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>>715028103
no we demand more
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>>715026975
Its true what makes it more sad.
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>>715028103
fucking nigger if you were a woman you should be raped
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>>715023979
For how long do you wear a panty without changing it? Do you like to sniffing your snatch?
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So fine. Can I save your pics to fap to
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>>715028103
good night faggot, well played u shitstain

cya
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40 minutes of thread for THAT?
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>>715028201
>>715028240
>according to all known laws of autism
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>>715026762
>slave
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>>715028189
I wish
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>>715028103
Typical white girl
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this is from an xhamster vid
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>>715028462
fapping
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Your tits are cute
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>>715023979
"How has been your day"
Get the fuck out you refugee.
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>>715028462
Op is a faggit
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>>715028462
omg , ass pic?
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>>715028462
You basically forced everyone to fucking wank.
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>>715028314
Bump
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>>715028462
i aint even mad
we got tits and OP gtfo.
win-win?
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>>715028462

your tits are pretty nice. but u know wat i think is even better than your tits, your pussy.
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>>715028103
Als je zoiets doet, post dan je hoofd of geef je nummer :)
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niggers this shit is fake

it's from an old xhamster vid. she about to stand up on a chair with panties off
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>>715023979
Your timestamp is either 40 minutes late, or 20 minutes too early. There's no timezone in Yurop with a 30 minute difference, and you said you're not a Slav, so I'd guess you're from Baltics - either Finland or maybe Estonia. So my question is "will you show tits please?"
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>>715028636
You gtfo. We'll take as many european blonde tiny tit refugees as we can faggot.
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Op post armpits
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>>715028840
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>>715027475
>Western Europe
That's a god damn lie. Finland is in no way Western Europe.
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>>715028840
see
>>715027464
when s/he posted >>715026142 it was 23:40 in estonia.
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>>715028732
It's still me posting you cunt.

>>715028693
Yep.

>>715028756
... Read the thread.
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>>715028520
>>715028820
bout to show clean shaved gash but she'll never spread it
>how do I know?
Done fapped to this vid 3 years ago
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>>715029020
move your hand
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>>715029002
>it was 23:40 in estonia
How would you know that, if you weren't from Estonia yourself? Aha, gotcha!
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>>715023979
Jag vet vem du är.
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>>715029020
french fag?
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>>715024795
Looks like genetics already fucked you pretty hard bro
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Are you from scandinavia? Norway fag here
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>>715028976
She isn't blonde enough to be a true snowgook.
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