Am I an attractive guy? Still never had sex...

To be honest, you look like you'd kidnap me and lock me in your rape basement.

>>715021649
That's depressing. I'm a very compassionate guy... should I just an hero if my looks literally scare girls off? Personality can't really help looking like a creep, can it?

>>715021545
you dont look bad, why you still a virgin then?

>>715022046
I have no idea! I'm 24 soon. I use tinder but get no matches and irl girls never were into me

>>715021545
Not bad man, not stellar either, but nothing to an hero over

>>715022221
check em

>>715022315
Maybe I'm just painfully average and that's why girls don't want me?

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>>715021545
Go to bed, Brandon

>>715021545

Do you get off on being insulted?

Why so many of these posts lately?

You look like an Asian Chris Cornell

>>715021545
You kinda have that 'not bothering to try' facial hair. That may have something to do with it.

Tumblr would probably find you hot though.

Dude just shave and start getting out more like go to parties and be witty, if you don't wanna shave then grow a proper beard. Other than that you look great.

>>715022412
It's because you're cuck. Stop whining to yourself and actually go talk to some. Your attractivness is not what keeps you from getting laid. It's your brain.

>>715021545
I could see the devil in your eyes son

>>715022509
Nope. I just want to know why girls don't like me..>>715022523
I'm not asian... at all

>>715021545
Old pasta is fucking old

>>715022612
I'm not religious but it creeps me out people say this shit

>>715022672
You look feminine and pussied out. Especially whining here about how no skanks will let you put it in their stinking herp-holes. Neediness makes them run for the hills, Nancy. Man up, grow a spine and stop thinking about feelings and shit. Then maybe some slut won't view you as 'as femmy as aunt Martha', and you might get some.

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>>715021545
Nigga look like Michael Jackson when he had that goatee

>>715023145
MJ had a goatee?

>>715021545
you'll maybe lucky with chubby girls...

>>715022221
>irl girls never were into me

You know that is not true. You never approached one of them to find out. /r/nofap will help you.

>>715021545
You are very self-centered.

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>>715023298

>>715021545
What's a good looking guy?

>>715023355
I don't like chubby girls? Why couldn't I get cute skinny girls?

>>715021545
These dubs will make you feel better.
>check em

>>715023439
Holy shit. That does NOT look flattering on him.

>>715023433
You are very wrong

>>715023391
I'm almost being too nice for revealing /r/nofap to a virgin. Let me elaborate. It not only helps not to fap, it helps you get women.

>>715023487
Look faggot someone as ugly as you can't afford to be picky.

Your eyes are empty and fucking creepy
You're more like a doll than a person

>>715023540
Well, he's dead so...

>>715021545
Also another thing, You should probably shave everything, you may leave your mustache but the bottom needs to go.

>>715023654
Well, explain why I'm ugly

>>715023668
Still, is OP really that bad?
... actually, yeah. He is.

>>715023663
Ummm explain why do people keep saying creepy shit about my eyes?

you're 6/10 maybe a 7/10 is your dick small?

>>715023811
Hmmm nah, not that bad. Shave the stache keep the rest.

>>715021545
Jesus christ dude. You still on this shit. I don't this picture was floating around when I left this place three years ago. Remember the night you really fucked up on /soc/ in that rate thread. Jesus fuck man, get yourself some counseling. I'm not being mean. I mean it in the most sincere and well meaning way what so ever. See a professional. This is a disorder, and a narcissist one at that, and it's having a profound negative impact on your life. Go tomorrow ffs. Burrow money if you need to.

>>715023726
You look like Elliot Roger's less edgy twin brother, your facial hair looks like a kid drew on your face, and you have the eyes of a war veteran.

Overall, you look like a depressed furby.

>>715021545
You're eyes are black, that's why they're creepy and smile, do something with your hair.

guy in OP looks like 5' 6

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>>715021545
/b/randon is back! Lord and savior has returned!!!

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>>715023886
6 isn't even good.... why not a solid 7? What's keeping me from that?

And yes kinda so that's why I am dead set on looking at least kinda handsome..

>>715023574
It's also a cult

>>715024040
Is this a regular thing, then?

>>715021545
Gonna make a meme outta that fag face

1. Become a chick.
2. Buy lumberjack shirts.
3. Become full on bull on dyke.
4. Get lesbos who were once dudes.
5. Profit?

>>715023726
I'll explain one thing to you about women. Some are insecure, and some are confident. Men that are as thin as you and go after chubby women have 100% success, why? Because they're confident. So go out there, find one that has some belly or fat showing, and you'll be successful. Don't like chubby women? Ok now we're landing into the more confident type. Only a small amount of skinny or normal women lack confidence, you will have to find a way to talk to them for long periods of time. Sounds tempting, not that hard if you practice. Even if you do so one hundred times without success, which is very unlikely, I can guarantee you that you will get one after the third try. The more you try the better you will get.

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>>715021545
Fuck off Brandon

>>715023961
I have a doctor and I have seen her for years and my case is honestly not narcissistic or histrionic... I literally have major depression and that's it.. nobody ever found me attractive

>>715024225
Don't reduce your life to how many holes you can poke your cock into. It's humiliating for the gender, and why females are currently in possession of the majority of the sexual power floating around. Fuck you faggot.

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>>715021545
Stop whoreing for the camera, and nobody cares about your sex life, or lack of one!

>>715021545
Trim your facial hair to look more precise. Your eyebrows don't look too bad. Try buying a semi professional outfit, like a fitted shirt, tie, some slacks and leather shoes. Do some everyday shit with your new look, like grocery shopping or something. See how many looks you get.

>>715021545
i never got this meme.....

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>>715023076

>>715024397
Why do you assume he's talking about females.

>>715024321
Did you tell her that you consistently use your time posting pictures of yourself on an anonymous imageboard, asking people to rate your face, and that your major worry is that no one finds you attractive? did you print out the threads and bring them to her? If not, get your ass together. Your being treated for depression, when most probably you're withholding information out of embarrassment that places you in a quite different category, which needs quite different methods for treatment.

>>715024092

My girlfriend said that maybe you need a more "MALE" face ... try to do some work with your body and maybe get someone. also we have same dick size

>>715024590
Because he wrote women in the very first paragraph.

>>715024397
I find the humiliating aspect of life to be fascinating. For a man to be able to fuck a woman and call her out for the fat worthless whore that she is while she enjoys every bit of it, is intriguing. Women aren't meant to be people, they're fuck toys. They're bitches.

You have low testosterone. Visit a doctor and get a prescription and work out a bit. Your face is feminine because you don't produce enough of the proper hormones.

>>715021545
You have an autistic gaze

>>715024321
Seek a MALE doctor, that at least has a better chance of knowing what he's talking about.

>>715024792
I appreciate the modesty of depth. However, you can do more. Women should not be a top priority ever. Not hunting, not using, not humiliating. The same goes with drugs. It's a side dish to be enjoyed but not missed.

Get rid of the facial hair it doesn't suite you, trim up your hair, start working out more, and have a positive demeanor... aka smile/look cheerful. You must also start talking to every girl who looks attractive, get denied about 10-20 times, but after that I guarantee you'll find one that stays. Oh yeah also get the fuck off 4chan, you are current in the homeland of prepubescent virgins.

Shave that "facial hair" and comb your hair.
Maybe consider a fade

>>715021545
You look like a woman with penned on stubble.

You look aight. Solid 6.6

>>715024730
Where?

>>715024986
But I'm afraid of looking too feminine

You look like a vampire. Pale as fuck. Your facial expression screams "I wish someone would like me, but I know they won't anyways so I'm doomed to be alone forever, oh well I give up", and you should skip the facial hair unless it can grow all the way out. Probaably pretty slim and fit so use that. Be stylish and well groomed, that's what would fit you better than a teen beard.

>>715024544
It's not a meme, retard
>>715024683
Well tell your gf that it's why I don't shsve..
.>>715024922
I already checked and no, I do not have low to
>>715025099
Fuck... well why not 7?

>>715021545
Fucking 9/10 dude you're great. It's true about your eyes, they are very black.
But holy fuck dude.

>>715023391
Second this nigga. You gotta get out of your box my boy. Bitches ain't a gonna just fall on your dick

>>715024321
You've seen a doctor for years. She hasn't helped you. Not working. She must be laughing all the way to the bank, telling her friends about what a pathetic whiner you are while she drinks martinis paid for with your money. So, stop seeing her, it isn't helping, fix your shit on your own, only you can do that anyways. Or get a male doctor. Just remember, if a 'doctor' cures you, they don't get anymore of your money, so why would they really help you?

>>715021545
Don't give him attention people. He'll never go away

>>715021545
saw you bunch of times around here, lang time ago
still virgin?
to be honest buddy... you are a handsome man your attitude makes you unattractive

>>715021545
Brandon, you're pathetic. Stay a virgin pussy

>>715024683
Really, a more male face will help him?? That makes little sense with all this lesbianism going around.

>>715021545

You're not a bad looking chap so that's a good start.

My only advice is to look confident by working on your posture and maybe hit the gym 3 times a week. Move with purpose and always be decisive. Sort yourself out financially and have defined goals concerning career/education. Also, either grow a full beard or clean shave everyday.

Clothing can make the man so check out https://www.thread.com (It's free).

The hard part. Learning to talk to women. You can only really do this by approaching them. It's a numbers game. Do it enough and you will gain experience in conversation and body language. Start just by saying "Hi" to 5 strangers a day, sounds lame but you gotta start somewhere kiddo.

>>715021545
femanon here

you're not ugly but you don't stand out at all

>>715022927
You do have a very creepy manchild look to you. Grow out a pornstache

>>715022320
That's not how it works, faggot

newfriend test

>>715026255
That's a lot of work, just to wet your whistle!

>>715021545
No, not like I was attractive either. btw what is your ethnicity, your face looks like its out from gta 4 graphics

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>>715026298
Well, that's almost just as bad... why don't I stand out at all? What is keeping me from looking attractive?

>>715023487
Ah, there is

"Wahhhhhhhh why don't girls want to fuck me??"

"Ewww, I'm too good for those kinds of girls... "

"Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!"

Jesus, go kill yourself

>>715026627
I'm fucking white

>>715026577

Depends on the quality and frequency of whistle wetting the lad is after.

>>715021545
Not terrible.

My advice:
>Shave to cleanface or make sure your look is sharp and well trimmed.
>Grow your hair out or cut it shorter.
>when you face people tilt your head alittle more downwards, tilting it upwards doesn't compliment your looks very much.

You have hope. Just try alittle harder, maybe get some poser frames with plastic lenses, some people look better with glasses.

>>715026815
No.. just fuckingl explain to me why I am found unattractive by women... simple... I'll stop complaining when I have an answer fro, a girl

YOU NIGGER FUCKING JEW WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET YOU DISGUSTING FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT YOU'LL DIE A VIRGIN NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT JEW

>>715027008
>when the schizophrenia hits you

>>715026643
You're just not supreme gentleman enough.

>>715026643
I stand out a lot, but not exactly in a sexy way, but for no reason at all.

>>715026919
Then how come every femanon that has ever answered always say I look basically not g

Or use meet me i got a latin tranny off of there

>>715021545
Brandon you faggot just leave /b and do something with your life

>>715023983
fucking lol'd

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OP, either commit to the beard or shave it.

This stubly "14 year old who just started growing facial hair" look isn't doing you any favors.

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>>715021545
If you shaved the beard I'd let you put it in my butthole

>>715021545
Ayy lmao

>>715027148
>>715027148
Well, why don't you find me atttactive? Idc if i, not ugly if no girl finds me even mildly hot... just tell me what's wrong? I'm on the verge of killing myself because I can't take not knowimg... the only thing I know for certain is that every girl here always responds with the same answer..

>ITT: newfags get baited with Brandon pic

>>715021798
shave, get a nose job so it's more pointy and not as wide and maybe try getting some green or blue contacts

>>715026912
Not really, one could just buy a prostitute, who is in many cases, no more than 100$, and is actually better in quality, then some amateur partner in bed.

>>715028052
How come I see brown eyes guys get called atttactive by girls? And my nose is really that bad?

>>715021545
FUCK YOU BRANDON FAGGIT

>>715026919
Its how you carry yourself. If you don't carry yourself that way you won't be that way. That simple. Also, Gs don't wear V-necks.

>>715028522
because brown eyes are attractive, beady black soulless devil eyes are not attractive, you could buy brown contacts if you really want and your nose is not great

>>715027455
Why would you kill yourself? After all, it's the internet, and people are at their most critical and judgemental; and secondly, what is this response you're talking about?

Sorry, this...
>>715028681
Goes to.
>>715027151

>>715021545
Got to be bait.

When will you faggots realise.

Personality > everything else

Lift, talk to girls, find a hobby, make some money.

Holy fuck brandon kys already you beta cuck, how long have you been doing this again?

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>>715028722
Thanks for the honesty... my eyes are brown...

And i think I'm a just kill myself

Also, are you a girl?>>715028726
Literally nobody ever found me cute. I want to die. I'm so lonely and sad

>>715021545
you look like a cut character from heavy rain

>>715029297
nigger

>>715029488
but you are reasonably attractive. smile more

>>715021545
You know, you only make yourself look worse posting here dude. I cringe every time I see your faggot face

>>715029297
maybe it was just bad lighting in the op picture they actually look brown there

Go out, see a cute girl, walk up and say, "hey whats your name?"

Repeat this non stop for 3 months. Eventually you will be able to hold a conversation and eventually youll get a number and eventually youll get laid.

It's science.

>>715029297
UR lonely BECAUSE U sad. Girls dont like sad guys. Sad guy = pussy

>>715021545
i want to beat seven shades of shit outta u

>>715029297
Well, I think you are cute... by the way, i'm girl

>>715029864
in this case, sad guy =/= pussy

>>715029947
Really!? Omg what's your kik?

>>715030112
catfish catfish catfish

>>715029947
please fuck brandon so he will leave /b/ forever

>>715030112
watch out dude she's probably fat

>>715029297
I am

>>715030234
this

>>715030208
Him being on the show is literally a meme entering real life.

>>715030735
everyone catfish this fucker, you gave me an idea.

>>715022412
you sound like you are over thinking it brah. chances are you are TRYING to get layed. in my experience the thing that attracts most women is having a good time without them, they soon come over to see if they can join in. then of course it is up to you to decide if they can ;-) chin up dude

>>715022221
check'd

>>715027572
topkek

>>715021545
I think you're cute. Shave the mustache

>>715021545
First off, vnecks are for cuck fags stop wearing fucking v necks quit trying to be ryan seacrest everybody hates him and women can sense the fact that you have zero confidence at all and that is why its not working, lower your standards, man up, start being funny and get the fuck over it and youll be alright i mean im ugly as shit but i dont post selfies on 4chan about it because i dont give a fuck and i still do alright with the ladies

>>715029297
dont talk about it be about it pussy

>>715021545
are your parents related?
serious question