You cannot lie in this thread.

I lied

I do not regularly fuck OP's mom.

My girlfriend told me she does not love me anymore but expects me to stay with her. I want someone else but they hate me.

>>715021414
I moan when I shit

>>715021414
there is a 1.8% chance that OP is gay

>>715021779
Why haven't you broken up with your girlfriend and found someone else? Are you also so much of a cuck that you're emotionally dependent on your girlfriend?

I often lie on 4chan because I lack self esteem.
I am a virgin.

I have a big dick.

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>>715021414
I never lie.

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>>715021414
I'm a very ugly transsexual who still gets sex because im apparently a commodity

I feel like shit

>>715022459
If in reality you sometimes lie than what your saying makes sence

>>715021414
Yes I ca...
Damn. No, I can't.
How the fuck did you do that?

>>715022492
Post moar

>>715021414
Yes I can.

I'm scared to make any new friends because I feel like if I do they will just leave me like everyone else has left me in my life so I secluded myself in my room making YouTube videos hoping nobody ever cares about me

I have a big phat black benis

>>715022808
no

we can talk about my life but no more pics

>>715022948
That's what snapchat is for

>>715022948
Ugly in what way then?

>>715023002
i'm so pathetic all I use is 4chan to get guys

>>715023026
everyway, especially my face

>>715023048
If I was flat out gay I would use 4chan to get guys

>>715021856
The ratio might be a little higher for 4chan than for the general population, no? Or maybe a little lower, I'm not sure. Then again, would you count bisexuals? But are there more bisexuals on /b/, or is it just that everyone's a little bit bisexual but the sort of people who frequent /b/ are more likely to admit it.

hi there.

op is a faggot?

These are dubs

>>715023048
Lol make 1!

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>715021414

Im one of the most intelligent human's that have ever existed.

>>715021414
I had 26 children with white women with my bbc.

I can do whatever I want. I'm an American Millennial.

I travel to Mexico about five times a year to visit a girl who thinks I am going to marry her. I have two kids with her, but she doesn't actually know my real name. The next time she gets pregnant, I'm going to tell her that it's over and never return.
Then I will find another girl, and do this again. She is the second girl I've done this to. The first one I had only one child with. I don't know own why I even want to do this, it just gives me immense pleasure knowing I can just return to the US and give zero fucks about the consequences.

>>715021414
This statement is false.

I'm completely obsessed with my ex girlfriend ever since she left

>>715024381
Yeah sure, whatever, Epimenides.

i am a god bringing distractions of havoc

Like hell I can't lie. I totally can

>>715021414
Folks who like traps are gayer than faggots that jerk off to regular men.

>>715025357
...Okay, *how* does that follow exactly?

>>715021414
I'm not taking a runny shit right now

>>715022492

Commodity? How much can I buy you for then? I need a good quality fucktoy.

I can lie in this thread

I spend all day distracting myself from reality. I don't have a job or any prospects for anything in my life at all. I live with my single mother (divorced) and am supported by both parents. I could more than likely get college paid for. I have people who would support basically any ambition. But I have none and no drive to find any. I can't even make myself eat if there's no food that's easy to make and appetizing, or if there's something that's already made (but that's not reasonable to expect).
I will either change eventually, or I'll die without having tapped a modicum of my potential.

>>715025636
Perhaps you can prove my point for me:
>i say traps are gay
What is your responce to the greentext?

>>715026017
I don't deny traps are gay. "More gay than regular men" is the only part I dispute. The whole reason anyone likes them is because they're (relatively) feminine.

>>715021414
I'm in love with Olivia Wilde

>>715025981
Everyone loves to think they have so much potential, don't they.

>>715026162
But the way trap faps act especially in their "defence" is often more faggy than the silent majority of gays such as myself they are in major denial and their heads are too far up their own asses to realize it. Gays love cock and men have cocks so thats what we like we dont try to hide it in public we dont want tits on the street so people like us and a dick in bed because we are gay we just accept who we are and date dudes.

>>715025981

You are depressed

I once Fingered my gf's daughter, but because it was under the covers when she was asleep, I accidentally got her in the poo.

>>715026438

Everyone has potential

Just not as much as they usually think

>>715021414
I'm 197 cm tall

>>715026438
When I've been told that by every teacher, yeah. I have a decent IQ. Not Einstein, but higher than average. I have family that's willing to support me and help me afford the things it takes to get where I want to be. I can quantify my potential. I just don't have the drive to use it.

>>715026596
(Cliff notes version) if you like cock be a man about it and just admit its gay instead of being a faggot about it.
>you can be gay and not be a faggot.

I'm a normie

>>715025981
Get help asap. You'll be fine, these feelings do subside.

>>715023272
He did something wrong

He lost

>>715027037

Are you also a casul?

>>715026854
Yep. Have been since I can remember, really. Started trying to suffocate myself into a pillow around, what, 3rd grade? That sounds about right.

>>715027027
That's one gay attitude. Holocaust the casuals.

Hillary has done nothing morally wrong.

>>715021414
prostate orgasm is best orgasm
i'm straight
i like to put things in my ass

>>715021414
Liking traps is gay.

I am a RNC staffer, and I can confirm that Russia rigged the United States' 2016 election to get Donald Trump into office.

>>715027169

Its been a long time since I felt that way

What helped me was DOING things

Once I started doing things, I stopped feeling bad

If you do something new on a regular basis, even something small like going for a walk every day then that will help a bit

>>715027334
High five! Do you also dream of getting a woman to peg you?

>>715027334
I'm not gay. However I like cocks in my asshole.

>>715027058
I've seen a therapist for most of my life. Currently see one biweekly. And I've honestly been this way for about a decade. Probably just under. I've tried several psychiatrists and most of the different classes of drugs. My reaction to the medication seems to indicate that it's environmental as opposed to chemical. I know what I'd do and what it takes in theory. Just gotta replace the pattern of thought/behavior with a positive one. I'm just unwilling to put forth the effort it'd take to drag myself out of the pit.

>>715027588
I thought we weren't lying.

>>715027588
Many keks.

Yes I can

>>715027519
Yeah. Like I said in
>>715027682
I know what it'd take. Just unwilling to try.

>>715021414
Her jaw looks like a box.

>>715027170
Ehh. If I did have a gun, I wouldn't try to beat the highscore. It'd just be me, really.

>>715027682
My gf had the same cycle following an attack. It took 8 years of constant searching to find the right therapist, the right drugs/dose and the right 'push' to get going. Hardest thing in the world, I feel ya.

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>I'm a spoiled kid whi still feels like you need to earn it to have it
>I hate basically anything that dosent directly have to do with my personal gain
>I feel no remorse for anything that I do to anyone or about anything I have done

i'm snitch

>>715027993
Reality is a game. Go dark soul it. Be better than everyone else.

>>715021414
This statement is a lie.

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>>715021414
Political correctness is a cancer upon western civilization intended change the way people think through self censorship of speech enforced by peers. If a peer fails to repudiate or decry an individual who violates acceptable newspeak or codes of behavior, they themselves risk the censure and exclusion from society.

The power cut once in the middle of a massive unholy row with my gf. I hit her in the temple with it as hard as I could (a whisky tumbler- it didn't break) and said it was an accident. She bought it, felt good hitting that bitch just once.

>>715028081
I'm not on meds currently, because I didn't notice a change in any of them, and because I'm an unreliable source for my mood due to the fact that I avoid reality as much as possible.
Hard to tell the doc how you're feeling and how it has changed if you're deliberately avoiding knowing.

>>715028133
I've considered that, honestly. I came to the conclusion that I'm too apathetic for that to be my solution.

>>715028529
Wow you literally have everything that makes help harder, that must be unbearable. The gf just let me take over and do all the arguing with the quacks- which got them helping more- do you have anyone to do this for you?

>>715021414
Everything I say is a lie.

>>715021414
The midwestern states, the people we're being told to understand, to see it from "their point of view", the people who are anti-science, anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, are slowing down america. We don't need to see it from their point of view, we need to take them out of our decision making all together.

>>715028512
I have a feeling you're going to hit many more women in your life...

I love 2D women more than 3D, unironically

>>715028709
My mom used to tell them how I seemed. To be fair, though, I spend all day in my room and she works. I dunno how she feels qualified to say how I'm doing. I honestly only really go to therapy now to vent to someone who's indifferent enough to not feel it, and because she kinda loses it if I don't go. She needs me to be doing SOMETHING, and I figure that's one of the ways to make the least impact I can.

>>715021779
wow man, that happened to me too... it sucks i know... it will get better and don't stay it's a trap