wat does a woman taste like ?

Old milk and coins

salty.. but tasty..

>>715001089
Accurate

>>715001089
this

>>715001089
this. That's why guys don't like going down on girls

This fell out of me the other day so you tell me. Probably like liver?

Fermented fish

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>>715001181
Forgot the damn pic

>>715001222
I just threw up in my mouth

Hot water and vinegar

Like regret

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depends how clean she is

some smells get you horny af, others make your dick flacid af

tell her how she smells only if you wanna get back at her and dump her

oh my god, my fellow brethren, have I just been lucky until now or why are you keeping on saying that vaginas taste like rotten fish and old milk?
maybe my GFs just used to wash their pussies regularly so far.. I have always enjoyed eating out my GFs :D

Tastes like licking your armpit

>>715001270
That's probably the best description.

>>715000998
crayfish

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chicken

What does dick taste like?

Like strawberries meme

Sweet and sour, it's delicious like a full course meal.

>>715000998
Yogurt

>>715000998
fish scented plastic, with a hint of bitter grapefruit juice

Racotti cheese

>>715001371
you tell me

Why is this website such a sausage fest

>>715001089
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>>715001352


Innacurate virgins. If you wanna know what pussy taste like lick the back of your hand then smell it this is what it tastes like

tastes like pee. disgusting

>>715001222
U gunna eat that

Nothing, if she's sanitary

>>715001496
hey retard, thats how ass smells. not even close to how it tastes. it tastes totally different, you virgin

>>715001496
Pretty sure I'm married and have sex 20 times a week but keep licking your hand anon

>>715000998
bags of sand

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>>715001496
dude i posted a pic of an anime girl and said "chicken". no shit I'm a virgin

>>715000998
Cheap champagne

>>715000998
Pussy tastes like the mix of milk, coins and salt

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They all taste diffrent and it also depends on hotness and how horny you are. If your girl is too ugly to go down on find another girl. Been eating pussy for 8 years

>>715001665
>married
>sex 20 times a week

How's high school?

>>715000998
like precum but... nicer. also the smell is incredible

>>715002064

Well of those eight years of experience, care to elaborate on the variety of flavors you've encountered, or are you not answering because you've never noticed?

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>>715002064
>Been pussy for 8 years

ftfy

Tastes like steak if its cooked right

>>715001496
smells like detergent

Like a 9V battery

>>715001263
>>715001502
I just went through my trash to find where I threw it out for another thread, I had it wrapped in a plastic bag. The smell I cannot believe. Holy shit, I cant imagine what a dead body would smell like.

>>715001758
C4
sank

>>715000998
Depends on the pig one girl i was with for one single night she kept trying to get me too do something other then let her suck me off and me fingering her but man when i smelled my fingers my dick went limp as fuck never talked to that one again then another was pretty bad i fucked this one but couldnt go down now the last one was decent when she would shower before I think some girls just dont know how to wash right

>>715002252
this meme you have running here really had me scared, because only recently did i see, smell and taste a pussy for the first time, and thank god it wasnt like anything you guys said

Like chicken broth but not as strong. p good honestly.

>>715002218
Its hard to explain, but take some ricotta cheese fresh, and like it off your finger it sort of tastes like that. But some girls squirt that tastes more like copper. The tasty part is the white nectar that comes hot when she's really turned on. Also don't be discouraged by the first few licks she can taste sweet after a few mins.

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>>715002064
>They all taste diffrent
>doesn't name the taste of any

I always imagine hot girls to taste sweet and 5/10 or less to be gross as fuck, so far I havent been disproven

Depends on the female. I've been with two neggresses and they tasted/smelled like armpit. No shit. The white females I've been with, your tongue will give the same reaction as if you tasted an old coin like the first poster said but it doesn't necessarily taste like an old coin. Honestly, ass tastes better imo. I always eat ass, I love her unexpected reaction to it.

>>715002573
>posts jpg of a gif reaction image

>>715000998
depends

sometimes a little salty and I would say sweaty with a hint of something underlying sweet.

Pussy tastes like pussy... meh to be honest.

However....if she has her special day a perfect diet on that day HOLYFUCK IT IS LIKE FUCKING HONEY......

I had that only once so far and couldn't stop going down on her... I basicly forced her to 69 for several hours

>>715000998
the flavor varies from woman to woman. also, the flavor varies for each women depending on their diet and hygiene regiment

>>715001496
I'm not a virgin, just tried it out and it's really close
My ducking god

>>715002751
>not having a point by pointing out the obvious

Closest taste I've found is sake

>>715000998
Ever put your tongue on a 9-volt battery?

>>715002365
Why the hell do you have it indoors omg stop im gonna vom for real this time

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>>715002792
I'm speechless, you really wow that's fucking gross you know what you ate?

>>715002792
>I had that only once so far and couldn't stop going down on her... I basicly forced her to 69 for several hours

no you didn't, your imagination is cool but no female will go that long. Longest I've been able to eat pussy is for 15 minutes before she started closing her legs on my head. you'll lose your virginity one day, maybe, idk.

>>715002323
ayyy beat me too it /b/ro

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>>715000998

>>715002535
For my it has been a matter of how clean the girl. Sometimes getting sweaty doesn't give much time to refresh, in which case the smell changes the flavor.

Sometimes lightly sweet, other times bitter milk.

>>715002993
You can stop projecting we all know you love cock

>>715001496
smells like toothpaste

honey with salt.

>>715001371
Rub your balls for 10 minutes and smell. Thats what dick taste like

salty milk and coins

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>>715001301
In all honesty, the fit/hot girls taste the best. I've ate out a girl like in that pic and she tasted like fucking jolly ranchers. Current gf is thicker but does a lot of squats to get her thighs and butt shaped. She tastes pretty decent, like pineapples.

Tried going down on chubby and fat girls and the smell was too horrid. Smelled like salt, burned carpet and spoiled milk.

It's like liking a battery

>>715000998
kinda like salty milk

>>715003347
absolutely wrong

>>715000998
Copper

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>>715003244
Bro you ate her period seriously I want to know if you are legit, what's this special diet what does her period taste like?

>>715000998

I've only tasted 4 pussies, but it's a unique taste. and it varies on how sweaty she is, how long since she's showered etc.

>>715000998
Norway is for impotent cuckholds

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>>715000998
[email protected]

>>715003347
Virgin.

>>715000998
Slightly metallic

>>715002365
its in the trash bag, in a plastic bag.

Well, was.

>>715000998
green eggs and ham

>>715001301

This is true. ONCE my girl smelled kinda... bad. It wasn't like gross, but it was a weird smell I'd never smelt before and I made a comment about her needing to shower before we fuck.

She got pretty damn offended, and tried to say I was a hypocrite for wanting to fill her full of cum constantly but not ok with the smell...

It was literally one time, out of hundreds that it was actually a problem.

Don't tell your girl if she smells. Simple as that.

>>715000998
The closest thing that comes to mind is when you exercice and some sweat roll down your face to end on your lips, this kind of aftertaste but not as salty.

Tastes like when your dad used to kiss you goodnight

>>715003669
what's a dad?

>>715000998
awful untill you're horny af

>>715003669
kek

>>715003646
Damn my ex would always shower before we fucked, she refused not to fuck before a shower so her pussy would smell good. She used the hell outta that summerseve shit

Sweat and metal. But I love it.

>>715001222
What is that??

>>715001089
/thread

>>715000998
Well. My ex tasted really wet because she always got super turned on when I ate her out. There was a bit sweet aftertaste, but mostly it tastes like coins and skin

>>715003049
zozzled

Similar to hearts of palm

>>715003646
To be fair, my vagina smells gross after cums been in it. Its like it bakes into my vagina walls.

>>715003871
Uterus lining, my child.

>>715000998
like licking a battery sometimes

Sluts usally have the cleanest pussy, girls who are not as clean probably had less partners. Not saying that's true in all cases but sluts know how to clean their snatch.

like your own precum

>>715000998
some are awful some are magical and taste amazing.

Depends on the time of the month!

>>715004027
this is the most accurate way to describe it

>>715003646
This is true. It you EVER tell a girl her pussy stinks, EVER she'll hate you for life. No kidding. It is probably the most lasting offensive statement you can make to girl. They take that to the grave, no kidding.

Married coouple:
Husband:"Honey, there's a bit of a smell down there."
Wife:"We're getting a divorce."

>>715000998
strawberrys

>>715001301
I'd lick it before I dick it

>>715004155
Well no shit dick dosent taste like a lollipop either.

>>715003922
Funny, I just found out about these the other day. They're fucking gross, if pussy tastes that she's not clean

>>715004225
Is it worth it? Let me work it, I'll put my thing down, flip it and reverse it

>>715003949
I'd cum in my ex on a daily basis and she'd still taste delicious. Sounds like your pH is off

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They are different. And it also depends on if the were just active like running, where they are in the menstrual cycle and their diet.

If you get a healthy, thin, fit girl that eats well regularly bathes, they can taste like pure rain water.

Get a fat, McDonalds eating, lazy ass woman with no sense of hygiene, you're gonna have to bring a hazmat suit.

>37 with 30+ women in experience 4 of which were long term relationsh and one worked for an ob-gyn.

THe one that worked for the ob-gyn had the cleanest priest pussy I've ever put my mouth on

depends. My ex always tasted great, current gf is hit or miss. Sometimes it's sour, sometimes it's BO, somestimes is good.

>>715000998
used to stick haribo in my girlfriends pussy, she never caught on cause she was a big girl but she tasted juicy as fuck

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shame and disappointment

>>715004441
*prettiest pussy

>priest pussy...
after i realized i typo'ed that i kek'd

Some women taste amazing. Others taste like absolute shit.

>>715001222
Post vag with timestamp

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>>715004261
But it can be made to taste that way.

>>715004511
Hair. 0/10

OP never specified what part of a woman he was asking about.

Most of your merely assumed that it was the pussy, because of the .gif he posted.

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I knew a kid a LONG time ago that got Thrush (a yeast infection in your mouth/throat from oral sex with woman with a yeast infection0

I always wondered how he did cause that shit smells AWFUL... he must have been desperate or didn't know better.... give me the creeps to even think about it.

>>715004798
Why would you assume anything else you fuckin tard?

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Show me a man that doesn't eat pussy & I'll steal his girl in under 5 minutes

>>715004798
I'm pretty sure he was implying with the picture.

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>>715004922
Heil Hitler!

>>715004922
You can't steal women it's illegal

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>>715004511
"SSSSLLLLRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!"

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>>715004922
This nigger gets it

Cool original doritos.

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>>715005044
KEK

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>>715004876
>>715004940

Look, it's not my problem if you have a very low level of reading comprehension.

People post unrelated pictures all the time.

Maybe the OP was asking about the butthole?

You don't really know.

>>715004798
you win,
enjoy the prize
its autism

yes I also have it

>>715000998
Depends on a lot of different factors, actually. The environment in a woman's vagina is slightly alkaline, which is what contributes to the metallic taste other anons have described. Sperm can't survive in an acidic environment, so a woman's pussy juice mimics that of semen, only not quite as thick. I've never tasted my jizz but I've had GFs describe it as less salty and more alkaline than pussy. Depending on at which point she is within her cycle, it gets thicker the closer she is to ovulating. Mucous causes it to be thicker. Also, her hygiene is very important for her taste. Women are prone to fungal/yeast infections and such, which is what can make it smell. Generally, there should only be a slightly musky smell. Women have body odor like we do, and depending on their diet, healthiness, and hygiene, there can be strong odor, or no odor at all. In my experience, a prefer going down on a woman right after her period, that's when it's silky and most viscous.

All depends on the girl. My current girlfriend tastes amazing. I absolutely love going down on her. Get a girl who takes care of herself and you'll never deal with a bad smell or taste. Yall just been with nasty bitches.

>>715000998
Cooked or raw? Cooked, they taste a lot like pork, depending on the cut. The bigghr muscles, like in the leg, taste more like bacon

>>715000998
fucking disgusting. Turned me gay.

>>715005152
he didn't say
>pic unrelated

how long have you been here?

>>715001496
newfags don't get it

>>715005573
Probably longer than you, newfriend.

>>715005359
And cooked penis is rather chewy, tastes more like a bad cut of beef. Testicles, when cooked properly, taste great, like smooth chicken with a little salt added

>>715001496
I can second

>>715003949
so how does one get a gril so that one can taste this bad milk and a roll of coins?

>>715004033
Ding ding!! We have a winner!
It's time of the month+diet+ natural pheromones.
While I'm bleeding, I personally think it smells like burnt popcorn. When I get close to shark week, I know, because I start to smell that burnt popcorn smell.

Had my pussy munched on many times. Smell varies depending on the day, what I've eaten, if I've showered, and how close I am to bleeding.

>>715005325
>gayest thing ive ever heard faggotismally go back to
>/fit/

>>715006316
how does one acquire the source of burnt popcorn?

>>715000998
A very stale onion.

>>715006550
money

>>715002394
Same, then my buddy married her. Enjoy that stank stank Steve.

My ex girlfriend tasted horrible. It's a taste I can't describe, very sour and bitter. My actual girlfriend tastes amazing. It's the same taste and smell as of her sweat, but stronger, and it varies on the time of the month, obviously being stronger the days she is fertil.
I have read studies about smell being attractive for some and others not because of the genes and how good of a breed you'll make with the other. In that way, some smells and tastes you'll find amazing while some might find them awful. That's why most tastes can't be accurately described.

>>715006316
this
/thread

>>715003431
for me this is why rolls of milky pennies makes sense

>>715002993
>kek, stops liking her because she clothes her legs
I bet you are one of those cucks that listens to her when she thinks about getting a black bull into the bedroom

now get a book, buy some leg cuffs or go into the sm scene and have a read on orgasm denial/forced orgasm

seems you need to do some homework kiddo...

>>715006393
Found the neckbeard

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>>715000998
It depends how you cook them

>>715006886
virgin detected. probly took u all 14 years of ur life to come up with this answer. oh yea and lots of fictional porn

>>715006316
mtf pussies tend to bleed like that

>>715000998
Like crippling anxiety and low self-esteem

>>715001222
was about to have sex for the first time when my gf pulled out some black discharge like that and was playing around with it like it was funny. Sex didn't happen and she got all sad because I was 'put off by her body'.

>>715007790
so much effort was it worth it though?

>>715002814
Get off your phone with that Autocorrect

>>715000998
like a coconut cream pie

>>715001270
Tru, if u wanna eat her put but are nervous about the taste just take her in a hot tub or shower, washes away all the juices and gets rid of the taste

>>715001496
This anon speaks the truth

Like bags of sand

>>715000998
the nigger she fucked the night before

alright i just legit got done eating a girl out.

It takes literally like pennies. Literally the closest you'll get.

Kinda smells and tastes like body odor. Tastes kinda like sweat, its not bad.

>>715009920
I fucking wish

>>715010627
Red wing commander detected

>>715007241
this

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>>715000998
tastes like one of Joe Pesci's midget farts, a bit of classy Italian mixed in with some battered and beaten Philadelphian, it's not the nicest blend but it has its attractive qualities.

>>715010627
>It takes literally like pennies. Literally the closest you'll get.

you've hit rock bottom if you're having to fork out pennies for pussy

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Piss and skin.
And other things if no shower has been had.

This isn't hard.