What possession makes you most happy?

My guitar.
Or my bong...

>>714996598
My penis

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>>714996598
>What possession makes you most happy?

My mother's hand

>>714996598
demonic

My belt knife.

New cowboy hat i just bought. Looks damn good

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My laptop, 'cause it lets me get on the interwebs and hang out with you guys.

My wife
My computer
My chefs knife

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>>714996598
My memories.

I have to say computer. Though the thing I'm happiest to enjoy might be air conditioning or electricity or indoor plumbing.

>>714996705
Under8ed post...

My butthole. Without it I wouldn't have a P spot. Our be able to poop

>>714996929
Dude are you 12

>>714996969
6969 winrar

>>714996808
>possession
>wife
Kek

>>714996598
my own shit

>>714996969
Are you 12?

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>>714996886

I wouldn't be able to eat sleep or breathe without marijuana

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>>714997233
yes you would, druggo

>>714996969
nice 69s

>>714996598
the one that makes my head spin

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>>714997355
Nice dubs

>>714997351
Get a life you ganja gremlin

My 1896 Webley WG model relover

My bottle of whiskey.

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>>714997616
>relover

Nothing makes me happy... Computer distracts me most from my crippling depression though, does that count?

>>714997784
How is your depression crippling ?

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>>714996705
only good answer

>>714997351
That image is cringe af

My bass or my car

My computer. Hurts to admit.

>>714997351

very cool!

My car

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>>714997868
no u

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>>714997950
Computers are just great, always liked them

the girl in my basement. she makes me very happy. she loves me so much that she just screams all day.

>>714998069
Rolling. You wont catch me doing weeds. Let's see how I say no and still be super dope fresh cool

>>714998129
How old is she?

>>714998069
best way to say no to weed:

i dont smoke weed, its for niggers.

>>714998069
>27. No, I only smoke sausage

Teenage Engineering OP-01
Love it

>>714997784
Stop saying "crippling depression" you fucking cringe lord, get off your ass and fill the void with practical shit. Like good food, work, and only talking to people who are worth talking to. "crippling depression" is not depression, you are just suffering from a meme.

>>714998207
i am actually not sure. she is highschool age, i know that much, since that is where we met/where i picked her up to come hang out in my basement

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>>714996598
MONEY ANON
JUST MONY

>>714997784
Fucking nigger faggot. Get off your fat fucking ass, take a shower to get all the Cheeto dust off and go exercise.

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>>714998385
Mony mony.

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>>714996598
My 12 inch predator dildo.
Muh Guns.
Trump is president.

My collection of random shit I find while exploring abandoned buildings. I have old patient records from the 1900's, glass pill bottles, bullets and even used medical slides (they have blood and the patients name on them, as well as some scientific shit). I also collect shit from the trash in my neighborhood and get some interesting stuff that I now hold very close to me... newspapers and magazines from the very late 1800's and the early 1900's (mostly farmers market shit and some vogue... fap material from the 1910's anyone?) But over all that shit, the one thing I cherish the most is a spoon. But it has a very interesting history, it was used in a mental asylum in the 1930's by the patients there... it's pretty creepy holding it.

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>>714997351
>he may have a medical condition where he needs to be high most of the day
I have the same condition and it's not fucking pretty I can tell you

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>>714998454
>MONYYYYY"

>>714996598
battlestation

without it no games or 4chan

sometimes this fucking shit annoys me but at the end of the day i kinda need it

my handy dandy notebook

My fedora, without it, I wouldn't get laid every night.

>>714998613
>magazines from the late 1800s
That's cool as hell

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>>714998893

skateboard

>>714999129
Yeah, they are. I'll try to post em today if anyone else on /b/ is interested

>>714998104
Netscape & 56K
Notalgia hits hard

>>714996598
money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

>>714999663
Did you download bonzi buddy? If you didn't it's not the full experience.

>>714996598
My dog.

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This Ōdachi. Fucked up my shoulder last week, but can't wait to get back to practicing

>>714998613
I bet your house is disgusting. Full of old trash.

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>>714996820
i-is that belgrade?

>>715000158
Enjoy your life of celibacy

My chefs knife that says 'chop it like it's hot' on it.

And my fuzzy pajamas, and my buttplug.

>>715000328
>'chop it like it's hot'
gay
>fuzzy pajamas
gay

>>715000158
>framed dragon ball picture

You've never touched a woman, have you?

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>>715000321
Thanks! Been 4 months since I last got laid anon
>tfw broke up with gf 1month ago

>>715000328
>>715000410
kek'd when there was no

>buttplug
gay

>>715000424
See
>>715000453
Also drew that about 6-7 years ago

>>714999962
Missed out on that.
My PC back then could't handle graphic applications anyway.

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My virginity cuz no one can take it away

>>715000410
It's not gay if you're a girl.

>>714996598
My wife's used tampons.

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My AR15. Or glocks. Or boxing gloves.

Wait! Its definitely whatever booze I last bought.

>>714998425
In my opinion, and stop me if I'm getting to intrusive, he should shower after he exercises

>>714998425
exercise is work

>>715000793
Should shower both first and after. Hot shower first, to relax and loosen muscles he probably hasn't used in years, then after to wash the sweat off

>>714996598
Right now? Computer. Use it a lot :]

>>715000893
Listen, he can do whatever he wants before exercising. What I'm saying is, that body will need to be dampened and revitalized after

>>714996986
Nice feet

>>715000000

My ten thousand times folded authentic dai katana I bought off ebay

>>715000978
You're not wrong. But if you're not used to working out, will need every trick to keep from painfully pulling something

>>714996651
/thread

>>715001074
Hearty Kek anon

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my 1987 gunmetal blue American Standard Stratocaster

this one's getting buried with me when I die

>>715001075
Alright well I tried being respectful, but it's clear you're trying to pick a fight so I'm gonna stop replying now. I'll leave you with this. The more shortcuts you take in life, the shorter your life will feel. Stop trying to dictate other people's lives on the internet kid

>>715001299
>pick a fight
>trying to keep someone from hurting themselves
Anon I think you're reading more into my messages than I'm sending. I'm bored and offering advice. I went from 5'10" and 260lbs to 234lbs in 3 months. I'm just trying to be helpful for once

>>715001612
Well that's great for you fatty but he never asked for advice

My Sig Sauer. If I need a way out I always have one.