If you don't sink piss with the boys you are a poofta faggot.

YEAH THE FUCKIN BOYS SINK PISS PUNCH DARTS OR DIE CUNT

>>714985804
Yeah this cunt right here knows his shit

tfw dogged by the boys and now have no mates so I sink piss alone waiting for death

Its monday night, I start work in a few hours and I'm pissed as fuck. the propper way to be I reckon boys

IF YOU DONT [PICK UP A SLAB EVERY OTHER WEEKDAY YOUR A SOFT COCK WHO DOESNT DESERVE MATES

>>714985928
Nice double trips on time mate

SMASH A CARTO OF VB OF ILL FUCKING MD ON YOU LIKE NED KELLY DOES BANKS YA FAT BOURGEOIS FAGGOT

>>714985878
the boys will love ya if you punch enough darts and sink engouh piss mate

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why aren't you with the most rootable moles in the world ya bloody cunts?

Ya a poofta or something?

>>714986267
you fucking what cunt you probably sip ciders and fancy yourself a hard cunt but got no boys you degenerate nigel no friends freckle fart rent boy

blah blah blah maghte bleh bleh bleh we wuz ned kelly bler bler bler

It's like tryin to figure a whole new fuckin language with you shits, we should've let the abbos kill off the lot of you

>>714986450
ITS NOT GAY IF THE BOYS ARE WEARING NED KELLY MASKS

>>714986500
SHOULD HAVE LET NATURAL SELECTION KILL YOU OFF YOU SEPPO

>>714986500
Mate our piss and darts killed off the abbos

>>714985734
I'm guessing 15-16 years old,,,, GTFO and go back to school!!

>>714986500
That makes no sense. Retard alert.

>>714985734
Go guzzle some cum faggot!!!

>>714985734
In murrica, niggers are niggers.
In strays, whites are niggers.

>>714985928
That sucks, I have no work for the next 3 weeks. But I kinda want to work as I need the money.

>>714986689
I bet you haven't even sunk a carton of VB in your life cunt.

YEAH FUCKIN OATH SINKING PISS WITH THE BOYS IS WHAT I LOVE FOR. FUCK NIGEL NO FRIENDS SEPPO DOGS

>>714985734
I love it when aussies chime in.
It makes me realize how utter shit British colonization could have gone for us.

>>714986787
In straya every one is a nigger cunt.

IF YOU ARENT AUSSIE YOU CAN MUNCH ON FAT ONES BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE BOYS TO SINK PISS AND PUNCH DARTS WITH

THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

YYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHH THE FUCKKIN BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>714986937
When god created 'straya he gave us piss, darts and THE FUCKIN BOOOYYYSSSS CUUUUNNTTTT

OZZY OZZY OZZY

>>714987209
OI OI OI

>>714986863
GET A REAL JOB YA DOLE LOVIN FAGGOT

>>714985734
Oh fuck off ya dog cunt. Stop giving Aussies a bad name with your constant fucking drinking you fucking deadshits.

IF YOU ARENT AUSSIE AND SINKING TINNIES WITH THE BOYS TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF MATE

>>714987574
This cunt knows what's good.

YEAH THE FUCKING BOYS DRINK PISS WITH UR MATES OR DIE CUNT THATS THE THE WAY IF YOU FONT YOUR A FUCKING CUCK MAGGOT WITH NO BOY BOYS VB AND CHAMP RUBY IS LIFE NIGEL NO FRIENDS CUCK BOY

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I LOVE ME SOME AUSSIE PUSSY

>>714988026
I will kick your face cunt

>>714987376
I actually have a job that pays way more than the dole would ever pay you.

WEW LADS YEAAAHHH THE BOYYSSS UP THE LADS CUNT FUCK THE JACKS WHOS UP FOR SHOEYS CUNT

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YOU'SE FUCKS ARENT EVEN TRUE BLUE CUNT IF YOU HAVENT SUNK PISS, MADE A BOAT AND SUNK PISS WHILST FLOATING DOWN THE YARRA ALL WITH THE BOYZZZZZ CUNT FUCK YEAH NAH BUT YEAH FUCKING YEAH BUT NAH MATE

HEROWEEN fuck yeah nahhh mate

>>714988204
FUCKIN OATH CUNT SHOOEEYSSSS FOR DAYS YOU HAVE YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER FELLA

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There's this cunt who works at the bottle-o. I always call him mate

Tryhard daros in here or what

Give the bitch a tongue punch in the fart box.

Fucking suck my off ya fucking mole. Tell ya mates that if they don't fuck off I'm going glass the fucking cunts. Fuck you cunts. You're dead now cunts. Nah fuck ya's.

>>714988391
Daros?? You mean deros you fuckin septic cunt?

>>714988332
The boys at the tobacco station know me by name

>>714988094
No you wont. You are too busy downloading skyrim mods and shit posting on /b/

>>714988439
Fuckin septics all over this thing aye cunt

Best thread of the week

>>714988391
Fuck off you wanker or I'll bash the fuck out of you m8

>>714988486
Fuckin seppo shit dog

To all non aussies who wanna talk shit. Go find your own continent and then come back and shit talk ya rat dog wankers

All americans are rat dogs

>>714988662
Actually im aussie, faggot.

Dinky di, true blue ocker ozzie etc.

Doesnt change the fact that you are a shitposting shit cunt.

>>714988486
Well fe fi fo fum I smell a cunt who likes cocks up his bum

>>714988566
Hope you try, could use a laugh you unco cunt

>>714988801
seppo confirmed

>>714988483
That's cos you're a dying breed

>>714988801
If ur not foreign at the very least youre a queer who doesnt SINK PISS NO WORRIES WITH THE BOYS DOWN THE PUB MATE

>>714988801
Fuck off you faggot cunt. I bet you're some filthy fucking wog. Refugees aren't allowed in this thread you spaghetti eating cunt

>>714989044
UP THE LOCAL FUCK YEAH THE BOYSSSS

YYYYYEAAHHH THE FUCKIN BOYS IF YOUR A SEPPO DOG YOU HAVE NO BOYS YA FUCKIN WANK GET A A CONTINENT THEN COME TALK SHIT YA PUSS

>>714989230
Kek

NAH FUCK OFF DOG I HEARD YOU DOGGED YA THE BOYS FOR THE MISSES LAST NIGHT

>>714986500
>>714986544
>>714986599
>>714986644
>>714987066
>>714988322
>>714988566
>>714988766
>>714989044
>>714989144
>>714989311
Fucking check out all the dubs m8 ay

>>714989396
YEAH THE GETS

>>714989311
WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN SAY CUNT SQUARE UP FAGGOT THE BOYS ARE ONTO YOU YA CIDER DRINKING PISS POOR AMERIFAT CUNT

>>714989396
theboyslightup.mp3

OH MAH GOD? ARE YOU LEBONESE BRO? OH MY FUCKING GOD I SWEAR TO GOD ALLAH IF YOU'RE A LEBO COME WITH ME WE'LL GO GRAB A KEBAB CUZ THEN DO DOUGHIES IN THE PARKING LOT BRO AY?

workinclassman.mp3

>>714989582
YEAH FUCKING BARNSEY M8

>>714985878
Lost my friends too
Spent every weekend getting drunk with the fuckers
Now spend every weekend getting drunk by myself and a few beers in the week days

thehorses.mp3

FUCKKKKINNN YEAH WHERE THE GOON AT AY?

Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses - YouTube

>>714989638
how does ya lose ya mates?

>>714989790
by doggin em i reckon

>>714989846
ken oaf or maybe gave ordinary head. mates give good head

>>714989889
true mates suck dick

>mfw dawns on me i have a drinking problem
>still get a 6pack after work
last weekend i got blackout drunk at the pub and went back the next day for a quiet 6 middies on karaoke night
should really just buy a slab tbh, 60 bucks is a stretch though, i dont make a whole lot of money

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As a 1st Gen from English parents, I approve of this thread.

Also, STRAYA CUNT FUCK OUTTA HERE M888

>>714985734
I fucking hate Australians.

from Canada.

Going sideways in the commodore straya

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>>714990246
>first gen on my dads side
>pure blood scottish on my mums
yes i drink a lot and get sunburnt a fuckload
also have that half ranga gene that makes my beard redish but hair brown

>>714990291
For what reason, friend?

pissing, standing next to your mates? kinda gay

whats punch dart? assfucking?


you goddamn gay fuckers

>>714990483
rude as hell. they call everybody a cunt.

>>714990529
Listen mate. Youre no cunt. The only cunts i call cunts are sick cunts. Youre a soft cunt, mate.

>>714990500
Youve never had a piss up with the boys?? The only way you get to know a cunt is by punchin darts with em. Maybe even puch each others darts if youre close cunts.

>>714990529

fuckn oath cunt
why you so offended by just a word

>drives into bottle-o 'ay cunt how the fuck are ya' - 'fuckn oath mate not bad what ya after' - just a slab of gold mate heres a fifty

>>714990693
ill only punch a dart if its a trap, that mate stuff sounds gay

>>714985734
can't wait for the weekend the fuckin quad drop bikkies cunts

>>714990922
weekend to*

>>714990858
Poofta

you're not one of the boys unless you shelve a pinga up your mate's ass with your tounge

>>714989790
A dingo ate my mates

>>714990693
Punchin darts means to suck on some fags

are you famous yet d?

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Quality of your sheilas is tops

>>714991106
All of them?

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All of you are dyin of skin cancer

>>714990615
What a fucking sick cunt.

>>714993064
better to die of skin cancer than be a seppo or a pom

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>>714986689
Wew, so schmurt.

>>714994250
he's not an american. he's a jew. he's just visiting.

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>>714985734
>>714985878
>>714986085
>>714986267
I'm desperately trying to comprehend what the fuck language this is.

>>714994482
its english you fucking mong