>Wake up >Go to /b/ >No rekt thread Rekt bread

>>714979973
kek

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Someone take over damn it I got so little kek

>waking up just to /b/
You rekt yourself faggot

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>>714980603

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Captcha asked for sushi, wanting sushi at 3am is not good thanks.

>>714980172
Sauce?

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>select all the food captcha
Jesus I'm fat already don't make me eat more

>>714980172
COMBO

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>>714981233
CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER

>>714981248
is he kill?

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>>714981248
Proceed my son

>>714980603
classic

>>714980711
knife just deep enough to cut the skin off

And christians say jesus had it bad...

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The air time on this one always gets me

>>714980711

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/trying-behead-still-alive-faceless-handless-man-168369/

Watch the video for a more disturbing experience, his gargled howling is off puting to say the least. All that and he has to endure listening to sweet child o mine before he dies.

>>714980683
is that you sid?

>>714980310
fuck this guy

>>714981465
paintball minigun

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>>714981648
Eh from what I remember the girl next to him was drunk and screaming at him, talking a lot of shit. Think she also pushed him but I could be wrong.

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>>714981688
What I'd give to own such a monster

>>714981413
what the fuck happened here?

>>714981585
>http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/trying-behead-still-alive-faceless-handless-man-168369/

No thanks. I've seen one of those beheadings where i got to hear the gurgling before, and unsettling is an understatement for me.

I spent time in Afghanistan, and taliban are not that barbaric.

I'm assuming it's cartel

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>>714981789
If I remember right he got shit talked in some online game and the tard who fucked him up ingame told him where he was, so the guy who got trolled slit his throat.

>>714980310
Why he punched the guy frist?!>>714981619

>>714981888
fuckin checked

>>714981719
Pretty sure thats Snookie or whatever from that jersey shore show

>>714981719
>>714981941
Oh never mind then, proceed Mr Chad

>>714981776
>>714981688
>paintball minigun

I meant to put a question mark at the end of that.

yeah, unfair advantage if you have it.

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>>714981941
Yeah it is, dumb bitch deserves it kek

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>>714981988
Well yeah, I'd be shitting my pants if someone walked onto a field with a 40+ pound death machine kek

>>714981890
I'm like waiting for one of the people to get get by a high speed car, then that white car comes and mowes 'em down off screen.. damn

>>714981890
kek, so unexpected

>>714982088
*knocks* his hat off... kid has the presence of mind to grab it put it back on.

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>>714982102
>>714982107
That's why I love that one, so damn unexpected

>>714982088
I played paintball... nothing like that happened. Terrible accuracy with the machines we were using.

The balls are round, but yet are not balanced.

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>>714982303
I played once at a really shitty field. Ruined the whole sport for me, now I just play airsoft with my friends out in a forest near my place

Last one I got guys, hope the thread lives long enough for someone to start posting

>>714982257
Big puff at 2.5 seconds on the hit.. dust? sweat?

>>714982303
The balls were inert..

>>714982488
sweat, yea

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>>714982437

>>714982437
>>714982437
>now I just play airsoft with my friends out in a forest near my place

Same gear required for protection against the little balls?

Do they fly straight?

>>714982488
Checked, think it was sweat

>>714982530
Damn, was hoping for a splatter kek


Actually got 2 more

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>>714982601

>>714982530
not rekt

Pretty impressive, and set up perfectly, avoided injury nicely

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>>714982581
>>714982601
Yeah same gear, but you don't have to wear anything because it doesn't really hurt as bad. Just gotta get eye protection. It mostly fires straight, but for long distance shooting it starts to curve up and then drop like an arc formation. Once you get used to that you can get some pretty insane shots. Got my friend when he was behind a rock by ricocheting off a tree behind him which was pretty badass.


>>714982677
Fucking christ hell no

And this is my last one, the other is over 2mbs, sorry

>>714980525
fucking brutal

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rekt

>>714980603
>>714981401

>>714980413
What game is that??

>>714982795
3,100 fps, 55gr... painless

>>714982878
dark souls?

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Enjoy faggots

>>714980362
Stupid cat

>>714982858
Every time I see it I bust out laughing. Like the Mario Cart one, where he's on the bridge, almost to the finish line, and gets hit several times, pushed over the edge off the bridge.

>>714982878
Its an old worst case scenario game they make terrorists master before the real deal.

>>714983022
I've not seen this wrapped, so it's continuous like this

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>>714983022
When you steal from Jackie Chan's wife

>>714983036
Pic related

>>714983108
Love the way he looks up, he knows he's dead

>>714983108
I don't have anything against gay activities, but that makes my stomach turn

>>714983108
tiny south american wiener

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Hey guys any1 here play oldschool? can some1 spare some coins or a bond?
im at lumbridge-bridge-world82 link me up :)

>>714978859
What was that thing bouncing about after he was hit? His head? Mother Mary....

>>714983439
Such a game is easy to tweak nowadays. Tweak the damn game, noob.

>>714983475
his cap, lmao.

>>714983683
Oh, that's a relief.

>>714984405
>Oh, that's a relief
In a rekt thread

>>714980603
That looks like my life in a nutshell, kek

>>714984471
What is so surprising? Sure, it's in rekt thread but that doesn't mean I have to wish something bad happens to anyone.

>>714984780
>comes to a rekt thread
>doesn't wish to see bad things happen

reddit is out again? kys 9gagger

>>714978859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714980711
This is what happens to people when savage, brain dead troglodytes are allowed to roam free. They'll get their comeuppance one day tho.

>>714984793
>my god, it's full of stars

>>714984887
>implying everyone on 4chan must share the same state of mentality as his
Why don't you go and an hero, fucking tryhard edgelord fag.

>>714981248
That's from Wheresmychallenge channel on YT.

>>714980310
Double kill

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>>714980683

>>714980076
cunt punt

>>714984887
both very harmful and not so harmful videos/gifs can be considered "rekt".
plus gore isn't rekt, whihc a lot of times people post straight up gore in these threads.

>>714985086
that 300 ping/lag

>>714980525
somebody meme this.

>>714981619
They said I could be anything, so I became pasta in a pasta roller.

>>714980683
He'd only just completed the tutorial.

>>714980217
well that escalated quickly

>>714978859
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.

>>714981140
fucking brutal

>>714985134
>comes to a rekt thread
>calls who's at rekt thread edgy
>imply people here shouldn't want to see mortality

I don't imply everyone should have the same mantality. I assume everyone in a rekt thread want to see people/things get rekt (logical). People come here and don't wanna see bad things happen (ilogical).

>impying I'm edgy
>at a rekt thread>
at /b/

You are a loser for being here calling people edgy in a rekt thread. You are a loser for coming here and wanting things to be ok. You are a loser who heard from your reddit friends "hey let's go to 4chan it'a cool"

If you don't like piss, don't come to the piss ocean, cringefag. kys and goodbye.

>>714985309
Where the hell did I mention gore? Where the hell did I say "not so harmful" isn't rekt?

I only said it's not logical to come here and waiting for things to be ok, dude.

>>714980981
This isn't rekt! The guy survived, he sprained his shoulder, that's all

>>714985752
Anyone got a longer version?

>>714985885
newfag

>>714985563
Keep talking in circle, butthurt tryhard edgelord fag.
I'm sure it makes you feel like a winner and "smart". Heh!

>>714986143
>falls down
>are you ok down there
>yea i was just going down to replace the keg anyway

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>>714978859

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>>714985505
Nice try Butters

>>714986121
>comes to /b/
>implies as shit

killed yourself already?

>>714984967
Fuck that girl, he's a fucking hero

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>>714986313
Still waiting...

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>>714985828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

>>714985905
NO! Fuck you, I've been here for 3 months already!
I'm an oldmember, you're the newfag cancer!

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>>714986483

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>>714986483
Nice to see you took the moral high ground

>>714986465
Ban him!

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>>714986483
Clever bait

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>>714986571
Newfag dectected. ABANDON THREAD

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>>714986528
>>714986553
>>714986622

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>>714986681
aww looks like I hurt someone's feelings

>>714986465
what is going on there?

>>714986483
Not falling 4 this b8 m8.

>>714980172
Muay thai ftw! He got that bitch in the plumb clinch.

rekt threads are lame as fuck these days.

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>>714985250

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>>714986804
Black Magic

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>>714986820
You replied to the so called 'bait',
therefore you have already fallen for it

>>714986844
>comes to a rekt thread
>complains and don't contribute

Wow you make /b/ a good place to be at.

>>714986939
Will not fall 4 this one too m8

>>714987049

/b/ is shit

/pol/ is the new /b/

>>714986483
shut the fuck up i'v been here longer than that and and i'm still a newfag

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>>714987115
It wasn't bait, I was stating the obvious

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>>714986939
There can be no light without a dark.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw

>>714987197
o rlly

>>714987153
Would agree if you said that /pol/ is better nowadays but new /b/... I will always be able to shitpost and see weird and random shit.

People at /pol/ are triggered easily and there are etiquette rules that I'm not willing to follow everytime.

>>714987168
Not sure if bait. Probably.

>>714987183
Yeah m8. I'm here since 2010. It will be harder to make me serious with b8

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>>714987271
>o rlly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLM8uDKlR8o

>>714984733
Oh fuck knife in the head always gets me! What do you do? fuckin' fuck man.

>>714987468
edgy

>>714984967
this is so retarded fake

>>714984733
Shit, that got stuck in there good.

>>714987595
If you are that guy, you immediately want to know if it does this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swsUvZRFkeM

>>714985035
What a waste of a filename. Obviously should have been 88 mph

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>>714987578

>>714985563
Lol you're calling him a loser and you spent the time to type all that out. Fuck you're a faggot.

>>714978859
I feel bad for the driver. We should send him a little rubber stamp for his van. Skateboarder with a line through it in a circle. One down ...

>>714978859
Please ... more skateboarders rekt. I have to fap!

>>714986833
No, its called a muay thai clench

>>714984733
Can't chinks just shoot each other like civilized folk? god damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymDI7K4OLsE

OP here, i thought this thread was gonna die, only just saaw it on /b/ lol

>>714982749
>doesn't hurt as bad
Paintball doesn't hurt i play shirtless with just jeans, steel toe boots and a ball belt just get over the fear of getting hit its all good after that

>>714988095
Plumb clinch and Muay thai clinch are interchangeable terms dude.

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>>714986850
This video always gets me so hard. Wish that was my cum he was choking on

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>>714982878
Really?

https://youtu.be/2Pi8mgKrhHo

>>714988283
>>714988095
woops I fucked up. Here you go.

https://youtu.be/2Pi8mgKrhHo

>>714986121
Lel. Stop bullying the autists, you fag.

>>714980525
that's fucked

>>714988461
Haha! Come on, how was I bullying him? I barely said a word. Some people love to dish but they can't take it. It' s not my fucking problem. Heh!

>>714980711
Story? did he deserve it???

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>>714978890
>"I FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGER...oh wait a sec, malfunction, I will fix that, just hold on"
>"no problem dude, take your time
>"ok now...I FUCKING KILL YOU" *shoots*

"arrghh...thanks, dude..."

>>714984733
>13 secs
>that look

>>714985035
>3
88 mph

>>714989053
How the fuck should we know if he deserved it, moron.

>>714981619
fuck you dude
this is not funny
I saw that guy in the papers

>>714985828
WHAT... WHAT DID HE EXPECT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osn8SVwA1Qo

>>714985209
The fuck you talking about that's one of Hercules 12 labors from Greek mythology

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>>714988347
Nigga I eat raisin bran dry when I'm high
And that shit makes my but fall off from laughter when I see it and I'm not high
I know what you mean. But do you know what I mean?

>>714980413
it's treason then

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>>714982878
Darude - Sandstorm
>don't tell me what to do
>>falling for bait
>>><?

>>714989461
IDK, usually you assholes know the story "He was a child rapist" or "He fucked a dudes wife then burned and raped her to death"

>>714984793
Spincycle.webm

>>714978859
I hate skateboarders. that delivery guys schedule just got fucked thanks to that retard on wood.

>>714980362
Do I still get the treat?

>>714989513
Underrated post

>>714989513
did he died?

>>714980711
here is the prove that christian god doesn't exist, or if he does exist, he doesn't care about us

>>714989053
No one deserves that.
No one.
Not even the people who did it.
No. One.

>>714990834
IDK man... Peter Scully does. That bastard's the real freddy Krueger.

>>714988062
KYS faggot

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>>714990358
Lurk LiveLeak and actually read comments and descriptions.

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>>714991022
fucking pirate. holy shit

>>714980310
Typical greasy wop

>>714990834
yea I agree. the people doing this are just as sick as what ever that guy did. he's gonna die anyway just make it quick.

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>>714991069
arrrgh

>>714991169
>not naming this "hanging with friends"

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>>714991169
>>714991242
autoerotic foreplay.png

>>714980603
what game is this

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>>714991382
gran turismo you autistic fuck

>>714982437
>looks really close at the screen
>actually flinches

>>714984967
ahahahhaah fuck you asshole

>>714980310
My fav. I hate that Jersey Shore bitch. Wish he stabbed her to save us from additional shows.

>>714982437
I fuckin flinched at this

>>714980413
lmfao git gud

>>714982878
dark souls 3

>>714980683
I'll find you.

>>714985752
wish there was a longer version, those niggers probably aped out like hell after that

>>714982795
Story?

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>>714991996

>>714978859
>Green text gay shit
>Be autistic
>Am OP

>>714989794
Budd's suicide makes me sad.

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>>714978859

>>714983036

XD

>>714980981
And this is why lathes are the most dangerous machine in the shop.

>>714981383
Extremely late term abortion

>>714980217

Odd video. It doesn't look like a lady just losing her balance. It almost looks like she was grabbed and pushed. But by what? There's no other visible person.

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>>714987578

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>>714982677
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>714980525
don't fuck with pepe you bitch

>>714982795
This guy double taps

>>714984793
that was actually pretty fuckin neat

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>>714989513
Goddamit...
Well played.
Black and white and red all over.

>>714983108
If people want to have gay sex. Whatever its your own body and whatever gets you off gets you off. But please get a room.
And honestly thst just goes for anyone and everyone.

>>714991169
more

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>>714986208
Let me just run up to this guy with a shotgun and push him! That seems like a fun idea!

>>714993276
they had a room it just didnt have a roof

Boys I'm looking for a webm, where there's a guy on a bridge that wants to jump down, then thinks better of going near a burning car (always on bridge ) takes a shotgun, and shoots himself in the head . all this accompanied with a hard music.
Sorry 4 english.

>>714984733
ohh fuck that file name

>>714980525
put some clothes on them

>>714993546
where you from fam

>>714986610
more?

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>>714992348
>CP

MODS

>>714986313
Faggot

>>714986850
Disturbing

>>714993597
I thought it was a headless snake

>>714994158
I thought it was a snakeless head

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>>714993804
Pastabros here

>>714994054
kek nice find

>>714994260
ayyy ciao. dunno the video youre talking about but im interested too

>>714992783
you are in the wrong site faggot

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post shit,im the only anon posting shit

>>714985027
Are you talking about the POTUS?

>>714993471
I hate when it happens

>>714981719
He took some shots of liquor that weren't purchased for him, she was drunkenly bitching at him about it, and he was too drunk to understand anything but falcon punch.

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>>714995422

>>714981140
lost

>>714980076
falcunt punch

>>714995422
>>714995888
Kek

>>714980172
it's ok because in Asialand men and women are physically matched

>>714980525
KEK does not take kindly to your provocation

>>714987692
So that guy slammed the back of his head against the pavement on purpose? Obviously knocked out cold, you're a retard.

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>>714984967
later in home

>>714997042
as you can actually witness in this video. the faggot's kicking and hitting has no effect on that girl

>>714990358

just narco war,

HINT: Narcos would only take such amount of time and preparation to kill and torture somebody if that person was somehow related to another narco group.

>>714983108
what's happening here

>>714990834

whenever I see this kind of videos I just realized of fucked up ancient time and middle ages had to be. Probably doing this kind of stuff was more or less common.

>>714993647
What is the point in doing that.
If you're gonna do that do that to a human instead, a cat isn't gonna contribute to anything.
No one in that village will give two shits about a random cat.
Stupid niggers

>>714997418
if no one cares then you shouldnt be complaining

also its a nice living room decor

>>714981320
8B

>>714997492
I am complaining because I hate nig nogs.
Also tyvm for the interior design advice

>>714996735
aughhhhhh poor doge

>>714986465
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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I need some rekt children pic for a pp for school help me out faggots

>>714984405
ive seen this some years on a skateboard dvd, the skater was fine after this, not even a scratch

>>714982749
WTF
Sauce