What kind of girlfriend do you want

>>714966030
A rich one who wouldn't mind if I quit my job to freeload off of her. Also then she wouldn't be my girlfriend anymore because I'd marry that one.

>>714966030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714966030
*trap detected*

>>714966030
One that's real

>>714966030
The one who used to be mine.

>implying that's a girl

>>714966030
One that would actually be my gf

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>>714966030
Girlfriend? Oh, anon, I think you're new here...

>>714966030
That's a pretty hot trap if I've ever seen one

>>714967331
So true

>>714966030
One without a joystick on her

>>714966030
Any girl, any gender. As long as she looks girly Im fine.

>>714966030
a girlfriend without a penis

>>714967568
But how can you play jak and daxter with none

>>714966030
A loli gf

>>714966030
I want a girl who likes video games, has a nice face, and a job. She has to be more interested in bettering herself than changing me.

>>714967597
Same I don't care if she has a dick if she looks like a girl I'd date her

>pretty
>likes me for me

But I'm retarded for wanting something so unrealistic.

>>714967945
So you want to date a guy

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>>714968075
Who are you talking to anon

Idk. I'm a total betafag so someone that would just be there for me. Nothing amazing. One that I could just pal around with maybe cuddle a bit. Idk why I still try anymore. It's not going to happen.

A real one

Someone I'd like to talk to, hang out with, and fuck

>>714968118

no, just a girl who has a penis is fine. preferrably a feminine penis

>>714966030
No girlfriend

>>714968200
A best friend that has a pussy and wants to fuck you is the best. I swear it doesn't even matter what she looks like.

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>>714966762

>>714966030
Real

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>>714968233
But but but people who have penises are boys

>>714968182
Does it even matter?

Faithful hot latin cumslut

>>714966030
Not the one in image. I like my girlfriends female, and not guys with boob jobs

>>714968433
No I just want banter.

>>714968118
I guess if that guy has tits (not fat) and looked like a girl

i just want someone to love me i dont really care what they are like so long as they love me and will hug me

2d

>>714968575
How's that depression treating you Mia

>>714968487
Does this count?

>>714966030
One I can see most days and likes the same music I do

Why is this shit so hard to find

>>714968550
Would you rather stick your erect penis in a woman's vagoo or a males peehole?

>>714966030
A non-judgmental, real, human being
not some shallow bitch who's only interested in shoving her ass in front of a cam to feed off the attention of Internet dwelling autists

>>714968684
What kind of music do you like

If it's good I'll be your gf

>>714968646
Mia who married that window washer faggot?

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>>714968648
Yes

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>>714968794

>>714968734
A woman's puss
But anal is a option

>>714968794
Nah, small blonde slut. Worth a try tho

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>>714968758
My favorite band is five finger discount.

>>714968831
Lexi Belle is goat

Is it just me or do almost all hoes listen to rap/r&b/hiphop? The ones who cam/make porn i mean

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Good thread

The one I have. Hit the jackpot tbh.

She introduced me to Dangan Ronpa.

I'm going to take advantage of this thread and request some advice.

I've been talking to this girl like a friend for years, we spend a lot of time together.

The thing is, I probably only fell in love with her due to spending all that time with her.

She's absolutely not my type, but I'd really love to be with her. Should I?

>>714969092

yeah and they all get into drugs/tattoos after a few years. That's why you gotta mix them up, get a new fav every couple years.

>>714969166
Should you what? You didn't ask a question.

>>714969166
> not my type
Have you tried a safe dynamic_cast<>(), or if you're feeling risky a reinterpret_cast<>();

>>714968442
>faithful
>hot Latin
Pick one

>faithful
>slut
Pick one

>hot
>Latin slut
Pick one

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>>714969222
Checked. Lexi isn't a drunk or a junkie.

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One that loves me more than I love her (which would be a lot) and looks like pic related

>>714969392
You're right, taco belle has just gotten really fat.

>>714969371
HUEHUEHUE
gib moni i report u

>>714966030
a loyal girl who loves me and I love back

>>714966030
One that is alive

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>>714968758
Mfw people think liking same kind of music is a sign of promising relationship

>>714969166
>She's absolutely not my type, but I'd really love to be with her.
Sounds like she is your type then
Maybe what you think you want isn't really what you want

>>714968233
no mater how much people say this, they will still be wrong. a penis can not be feminine.

>>714966030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

loyal

>>714970255
Some penises are more masculine than others

>>714966030
One that's not a twink, fucking faggot.

>>714970255
But it cannnnnnn

>>714968420
420 blaze it nigger right in the pooper confirmed

>>714970321
and in your mind that makes some penises feminine?
wrong, it doesn't matter that "some penises are more masculine than others" because it's still masculine, just not as masculine.

>>714968233
You want a boyfriend to suck his cock. End of story.

As for me I got the girlfriend which is very very close to my perfect girlfriend, unless shes sucking cock behind my back like everyone else ill marry her

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>>714969673
She's not fat, I promise.

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>>714970522
Popper indeed blaze it yes.

>>714970549
You just said the same thing I said

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>>714966030
i want one like this now

>>714966409
I've got one of those, thank god

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There are too many faggots in this thread

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>>714969443
I want to consensually rape her so fucking bad until the room stinks with her shit flowing out of her ass like a fucking mega-tsunami super-volcano.

One who is smart and actually funny

>>714970820
Saaaaaaaaaame

>>714971005
Consensual rape. Can you get that on tape?