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S P E C I A L B O Y

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A N G E L

demos the new matsu special is on tuesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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oh boy
i should watch them

it*

we*

will*

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>>714961227
Demos.

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oh boy oh boy

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Superior Matsu

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yiikes

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das the end of any good matsu

So, how about that blowjob then?

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>>714961384
Do gays need a reason?

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still shit.

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>>714962207
Sure, if you're in AU

>>714961171
Is this worth watching?
What even is it called? I forgot.

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nini friends

>>714962345
AU?

>>714962714
ky bad avatarposter

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>>714962763
Australia.

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>>714962277
Sometimes

>>714962865
Hah, I am indeed. Perth though.

>>714961877
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>>714961981
Foot and booty paradise. No lewds?

>>714962865
I bet you live somewhere shit like Smellbourne or Badelaide.

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>>714962983
Just go with it and stick your dick in already.

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>>714963011
oh nigga where you at? North or south of the river?

>>714963045
naw

>>714963132
North. Yourself?

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>>714963072
>>714963011
>Badelaide
FUCK
Got me.

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>>714963250
South, in the Belmont area.
I work at the casino

>>714963381
Oh yeah? Croupier or something?

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>>714962277
So you're gay?

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>>714963550
Yup. Dealing cards and dealing with drunk cunts.

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>>714963092
So that's what you want?

>>714963808
I know the feeling. Used to work in security.

>>714963641
>>714962277
71496341 isn't me

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>>714963889
Oh, at the cas or in general? I have a lot of respect for the security blokes. Having to put up with that much abuse has gotta be tiring over time.

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>>714963641
>>714963962
Actually it is me. Just a little drunk.

>>714964023
Nah not the casino. Just around Northbridge area. And yeah, I was in it for a couple of year. Couldn't deal with it anymore. If I kept going I knew I was going to either walk off the job at some point or punch some fuck in the face and get charged with assault. I can't even go out anymore. I just get drunk at home.

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I must sleep now. Goodnight, fags.

>>714963641
Wow.

>>714963844
That's what all wants. Except Nef. He gives.

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>>714964389
Goodnight then.

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>>714964245
Well, drinking at home is alright. I don't like to go out, especially considering how expensive it is.

You're the second Perthfag I've seen in these threads. The other one was a bogan.

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>>714964389
whatever...

>>714964667
Hah, well. I'm possibly the furthest from a bogan you might find. Thank god.

>>714964866
>>714964667
Holy shit there's other Perthfags on this site?

>>714965016
Jesus, is that a THIRD Perthling? We should have an orgy.

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>>714964866
What, you're not doing burnouts in the suburbs while high on meth like all the cool kids?

You'll never be a mining sector out-of-worker with that attitude.

>>714965016
Where you at cunt?
Belmont here.

>>714965120
but my mom says im kool thats enuff 4 me

>>714965120
My honda civic wouldn't manage burnouts. and besides, i'm more of a weed and booze kind of guy.

>>714965090
that's too fucking gay nigger

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>>714965401
Your mother also says she loves you but that was a lie too

>>714965090
It's the only rational option available to us

>>714965120
shitty Mandurah here

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Where will you be when hunger strikes.

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>>714965526
Oh you're part of Perth now according to the gub'ment. RIP independence.

>>714965489
Good on you
I cruise around town in my old Hyundai Getz.

>>714965519
Fly to Perth and join in fag

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>>714965520
nuh uh, she gives me tendies

>>714965793
stop, I don't want to vomit right now

>>714965793
Hey if it means I can get an easy train ride into the city while looking for places to move, then who needs independence

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>>714965842
Imagine being surrounded by handsome muscular tanned Australian men with golden flowing hair

All saying "Howsitgoancunt" in their awful accents.

>>714965924
With housing the way it is, looks like the further away the better at the moment. Things are painful enough I'm legitimately considering moving to America for cheap housing.

Sitting here wondering why food has not materialized in front of me so that I can eat, OBVIOUSLY. What the fuck kind of question is that?

>>714966145
I had an australian get some shit to eat at my work, he was kind of a cunt.

>>714966145
Hah. I live in the western suburbs man. The rent here is steeeeep.

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I need some god damn background noise. Some mindless chatter.

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I expect nothing less.

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>>714966145
You wouldn't be wrong, damn housing costing money and shit

You should. It makes disappointment more palatable.

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>>714966241
Australians abroad are almost uniformly cunts. This is a fact.

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>>714966151
At the bowling alley
It's a close game
Final bowl
My opponent is getting ready in his lane

I pick up the spare... but Hunger strikes.

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>>714966538
Steep everywhere, man
My house costs 800k. Can get the same house in the US for 200k

>>714966660
Steep indeed.
On another note, I believe someone said something about a blowjob? If you could mail it to me asap that would be wonderful.

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>>714966660
Is the person you're bowling against named Hunger?

>>714966660
why

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>

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>>714966904
That was implied, yes

>>714967179
Dunno. Same reason Irish people are I guess.

>>714966876
Jobs are hard enough to find at the moment without them being given away

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>>714967441
Did I just say an awkward thing

Quick! Post your feet so that he forgets your awkwardness.

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Someone make word noises at me.

>>714967441
You make a frustrating point. I could provide a resume for a blow job?

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>>714967504
No, you just asked a question that should have been obvious.

also this >>714967582

>>714967647
Mail it to HR and they'll contact you if you're successful

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The Original Billy Burger

>>714967632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3Bb4UsXhU

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>>714967800
>>714967582
Nice try. I said only once was only once.

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>>714967874
No, not music. And not Sir Elton John. He's too distracting. He's great, but I can't be distracted right now.

Sorry Darwin I tried.

That was all I hoped for. <3

>>714968039
oh well then, hello, howre you

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>>714968253
Terrible. I need to think, and I can't think. I need word noises made at me so I can think. Really, I need multiple people having a general conversation that I can drown out.

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Why the hell are people obsessed with feet in the first place.

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>>714968544
well you got one.

is one enough?

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What is wrong with feet?

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>>714968947
This is words on a screen. I need words out loud. Yes, one would work. It's not that I don't appreciate it, but it has to be vocalized, it's how it works.

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Post yours again so that I may find the answer.

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>>714969124
well i cant help with the "words out loud" part, sorry, stranger.

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>>714969416
Stranger? No no, I'm not the stranger.

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>>714969529
i hardly know you, so maybe acquaintance, but stranger is more fitting

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>>714969930
Everyone knows me after a fashion.

>>714970014
Yeah, normally as "that cunt".

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>>714970116
There are certainly worse reputations to have.

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>>714970014
im still trying to figure everyone out, but i end up forgetting after a day or two because my shitty memory never helps me and i dont really come on these threads too often.

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>>714970417
That suit me just fine. Give me your voice.

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I've been asked more times for my feet than for my chest which drives the confusion.

Understand, I do not.

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>>714970553
how can i give you my voice?

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>>714970645
Why would your chest be any more important than your feet?

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>>714970814
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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>>714970738
Vocaroo, perhaps? It's a start after all.

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>>714970895
Well if you insist you can post both

>>714970897
should i just say whatever?

But give priority to your feet.

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>>714971112
I'm just asking. I always thought it was a weird person fetish.

>>714971184
Don't feed the wild animals.

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>>714971184
If it were up to me I would like you to either say

Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish.

OR

I am a sick man. I am a wicked man. An unattractive man. I think my liver hurts.

But I will take what I can get.

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>>714971250
Just because Darwin is a weird person and it is his fetish doesn't mean it's a weird person fetish

Feet can be cute.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuKMo9u8CM

>>714971250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pPltuNuXwx

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>>714971482
I'm not going to listen but I assume you said what I posted when I was actually saying not to give him what he was asking for. You messed up big time.

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>>714971520
I'm almost positive one of you two were in the thread when I did. You should have just saved it and been done with it.

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>>714971699
My hard drive perished in a harrowing motorcycle accident.

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I am also not by any means wild. I do not bite, I am not dangerous, I won't attack. Sometimes the noises just get to be like the roaring of loud machines in a factory with banging of tools on metal and I become feverish and foggy. It's normal, it's a normal thing that happens to everybody.