ITT: Non-porn and non-rekt webms
Both of them look to have Autism and crohn's, with a slight bit of lactose intolerance and gluten allergy.
>>714956528
Did he die?
>>714956818
no clue
>>714956818
If you have to ask, after a horrific accident like that, yeah.
We need a mod in here to remove this underage fucker and that chink-gore-rekt webm clogging up our non-porn/non-rekt bred.
>>714957172
lmao, good for him, immersing himself into the game like an alpha
>>714956528
that wonderful outfit...RUINED!!!
>>714957349
that's one way to look at it
>>714956317
Did they change the webm limit size sometime this year?
I have a ton of .webm from 4chan that I cannot share because they are over 2mb.
>>714957172
Thats how gaming is meant to be played
>>714956317
>>714958014
Yeah same shit is happening to me
>>714958014
Ever since moot packed his bags and sold the site to Nishimura, its been downgraded like Nishimura's dick length ironically to the size of the new file size restrictions.
>No sound
>2MB
>Homicide cancer
>>714957172
getting his fucking dollars worth.
>>714956317
>not saving that gif as redditto4chan.gif
>>714959256
>>714958269
and when he's sleeping, she starts to frantically burrow into his chest to eat his heart.
>>714959256
Whyyyyy does this happen . This dam image with the dam feet. Godammit explain this shit faggitz
>>714959474
prob just another cancer to spread on the site without reason
>>714959359
>>not being able to see its a webm
>>714959045
and thats How Johnny got schizophrenia.
>>714959564
>notgettingthejoke.webm
>>714958617
Wat
>>714959545
Like i understand furries.... kinda... and i have my own foot fetish. Love girls n women with nice legs. But holy shit. Why is this a thing.
>>714956599
>STanding in morning formation waiting for 1SG and CO to come out (armyfag here)
>drank a lot of beer the night before
>crohn's acted up
>oh no..
>bowls released relentlessly
>just as 1SG was walking to formation with the CO and XO
>"SGT I JUST SHIT MYSELF!"
>Half laughed, the other gave me death stares
>PL and SGT literally pic related
>"leave, go to sickcall."
>"thank you sgt!"
>leave with shit rolling down pants
>had to get new pair of trousers at the PX
>>714959171
The new CoD looks great
>>714958617
kek.....Yep, good as new.
>>714958269
why parents fuck around with tard children
>>714960234
Best one so far
>>714959975
>>714959957
>>714959975
For a sec after looking at these 2 numbers i though 4chan glitched or i was having a seizure but no. I'm just retarded
>>714959808
My sides
>>714959808
always a classic
>>714960349
You're a fagot who doesn't get comedy.
>>714960355
Anybody have that gif of the black guy cooking breakfast sausages through a window with a fork attacked to a stick?
>>714960664
>in le l337 camo no one can see when littleman poops himself
>>714957513
laughed and woke up the house
>>714960780
I find it ridiculous that people can own fucking tigers, but they can't own cheetahs. They're the only big cat to actually be tamed by people in the past, and the only big cat that zoo's allow their guests to pet. Oh, but you can own a tiger no prob.
>>714960780
What's the joke here?
>>714957172
i wish i had this much fun at the arcade
fuck being self conscious
>>714957172
i wish i could have this much fun in life.
>>714960780
what? how?
>>714961071
Get over it faggot.
>>714961245
I don't think so, super cunt.
>>714960780
Explain.
>>714961472
>>714960889
lol wat
>>714961708
>>714961831
story?
>>714960889
I've seen it but dont have it
>>714961166
fuck you stop stealing my original post ideas
jesus fucking christ of my old webm folder like 90% of shit is over 2mb.. this stupid fucking limit
>>714961961
Guess the guy bumped into the back fo her car with the chair.
>>714962035
yeah im pissed as fuck. I can't post over half my webms
>>714960767
I said "best one so far". How fucking retarded can you be to take that any other way? You dumb retarded faggot
>>714959957
>>714960406
>>714961129
guess
>>714959808
what game btw
>>714960767
why so huttburt, newfag?
>>714961960
This 2mb limit is garbage
>>714962154
how to make
>>714962223
It's not even the best noob.
>>714957471
SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHAhahHAhahahahahahahaha
>>714962154
what in the almighty fuck?
>>714959942
destroying cpus so they don't get stolen.
>>714962403
I've been here since Jessi Slaughter faggot.
>>714957471
game???
>>714956317
The filename is a lie. There's only one type of 4chan user.
I'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is
>>714962422
>>714962379
Besieged
>>714962035
same here /b/rother
it sucks
hiro needs to an hero
>>714958269
What's wrong with that toddler?
>>714962593
well that escalated quickly
>>714962531
>noob
How young are you?
>>714962164
>>714962667
amen /b/ro's
>>714962700
It was born potato. YouTube Hartley hooligans. That's Nina Hartleys grandkid.
>>714962700
its totally fucking fucked is whats wrong with it
>>714962637
>>714962797
How young are you faggot. That's an old early 2000s gaming word.
>>714957825
I laughed way to hard at this.
>>714962700
Microcephaly. She's currently about as mentally developed as an early fetus. If she's lucky enough to grow old, she'll probably die about as mentally developed as a three year old.
>>714958269
wtf is the name of this thing, i need to know so i can find more. this mistake is fucking hilarious
>>714961960
>Trigglypuff
kek
>>714962951
>>714962957
>old
>early 2000's
Kek that answers that.
>>714962605
>mfw I've also been here since jessi slaughter
>mfw I still consider myself a newfag
>>714961831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklQSPtIrKk
vid with sound. hilarious lol. Muhhhh scooter!!!!
>>714963070
>>714963204
>>714963151
Im 28. How old are you fag?
>>714962720
>well that escalated at a reasonable pace
ftfy
>>714963297
>>714963437
defective ass ching chong ring rong
>>714963323
34 i use to fuck boys your age when i was 12.
>>714960889
Fam.
>>714962606
Krazy Taxi: Catch A Ride
>>714963532
Greentext me one quick story?
>>714963596
shit son where can i get light that moves at the speed of molasses yet is also sufficiently high energy to melt steel
>>714963533
tfw gif
>>714962437
Thats not a gerbil
>>714963596
>>714963533
Good looking out anon. Anybody have sauce on this?
>>714959256
nice feet.
>>714963156
>mfw I am jessi slaughter
>mfw I still consider myself a newfag
>>714963966
same fag ass bitch
>>714963805
i know, it's obviously a cat
>>714962578
If they're going to destroy them why does it matter if it gets stolen
>>714964110
They can't recycle them if they're stolen.
>>714959256
Nice feet
>>714963691
Wrong. Driver 1
mfw not enough webm
>>714964398
u cuck. posting a jifpgh
>>714961831
why would you wanna live there?
>>714962700
Its not a toddler. Its Uma.
>>714964356
Thats a pretty fucked up looking alien
>>714964573
>killed itself before finishing the job
looks legit
>>714964573
OP can break the rules
>>714964398
>posts gif
cunt
>>714964844
>posts non animated webm
gg
>>714963725
>be me
>be 12
>child molestation is running rampit in my town
>get ass pounded in everyday
>turn 14
>not young enough anymore
>no more attention
Atleast i was popular?
>>714961729
Is this from the show itself?
>>714965131
nah, popular artist made it. also makes a ton of rule 34 shit
>>714964980
>didn't even at least post a gif this time
ultra cunt
>>714965131
what show is it?
>>714965372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ10lwZYtM0
>>714965275
>posts another non animated webm
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>714956818
Obviously. He was in his thirties in the 80s, he'd have to be like 120 years old if alive today.
>>714964067
nope sorry.
>>714962562
its the fastest way to clean your stairs (legit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo
>>714963437
That's what he gets for drinking beer that's been carbonated
>>714964192
The more you know
OP here, was a nice ride. Think thread will die soon
>>714957172
That "amateur videogamer" has a perfect break fall. And the video cuts several times. This is a motherfucking ad.
>>714963070
>filename
Kek
>>714956528
why is 1/4th of that shirt a different color? WTF where the fuck even was that? Do they give chinese retards special shirts so they can be indentified in public?
>>714966324
>its an ad
>video shot vertically on phone
>>714963070
What kind of frogs / toads are those?
>>714964688
There's no way this is real.. it has to be a fucking joke.
>>714963725
>2006
>Two autistic kids both have a xbox360
>One red, one white
>They decide to trade
>The very next day the white one gets the red ring of death.
>The now dead white xbox kid rages and wants his back
>Red light warranty
>Now dead white xbox kid's fat mom demands a trade back.
>Now red xbox kid tells her no trade backs.
>Now dead white xbox kid's mom chases now red xbox kid up the street with a popgun and a knife.
>Fat mom gives up 3 minutes into the chase.
>Now white xbox kid shows up at my door and tells me what happen.
>Greatest thing ever in this one horse town i've ever heard.
>Go back to the now white xbox kid's house and play gears of war on his new white xbox
>>714961071
it's because they're endangered as fuck so much so that all cheetahs are very closely related
you could take a skin graft from one cheetah and put it on another and there would be no immune response
>>714966535
Very tastefully, mind you. I'm just saying that if I were a videogame company that wanted to get the attention of videogamers, I wouldn't do it by putting my bullshit fake gameplay ads on TV.
>>714959256
nice feets
>>714965478
>still doesn't post at least a jpg
super ultra cunt
>>714966585
Tree frogs
>>714956528
IT BECAUSE HE WERE FAT!!
:-) :o) :^) :-) :^) :o) :^) :-)
all fat deserve die
>>714956317
Fuck you OP, have a gif.
>>714966675
mmm fucked up...
>Red Xbox kid shows up at my house.
>Go back to the now red xbox's kid's house and play gears of war on his new red xbox
>>714966793
Why the fuck are all of your webms non animated.
It's...
It's just a door.
... Like, what. Why would you even save this.
did you straight up convert this from bmp?
>>714966905
bitch ass nigga try me
>>714962035
Then go to /gif/ where you belong, homo.
>>714967002
what the fuck
are you on
>>714966675
Can someone link me to the original video? Thanks
>>714967192
oh man i lost
>>714967002
nig what are you even talking about
>>714967238
Well excuse me, I'm not the one posting webms of still images.
>>714967002
What's wrong with you cunt?
>>714962700
She was LITERALLY born without a brain.
>>714967366
>>714966615
>webm.gif
Why you sadistic bastard
>>714958617
That's not how to destroy data. You have to damage the drives.
>>714967475
how is that dumb piece of broccoli even functioning then
>>714967453
>posts webm of still image
>screencaps it
>shoops in another picture
>profit
gee ya really showed me
like why even go to the effort? you could have just posted an actually animated webm in the first place??? :S
>>714967366
>>714967610
what am I an uneducated nigger?
>>714967569
oh fuck dude that was a real gun
>>714967610
They aren't destroying data, they're destroying CPU's
>>714967366
lel still images
>>714967959
What purpose would that serve?
>>714967192
Lost.
>>714967002
is this a new form of troll ?
>>714967453
You're getting deeptrolled bruh
>>714967453
>being baited this hard
give up while you can christ, the retard you replied to isn't even trying
>>714967055
Have another gif you cocksucker !
>>714962422
does Bill really look this shitty nowadays?
>>714956317
>>714967453
>This man is the real troll.
>>714968488
Yes, he's a 70 year old white male.
>>714967701
>>714968651
i really really dont like this image
>>714968493
I want one
>>714962605
Lmao faggot.
>>714968493
Desktop weasel
>>714968841
get two its better
>>714959256
I don't get it, is this some new epic maymay?
>>714968763
>>714961208
>that girl was prob the first person they saw when they were born and the only person they saw growing up. (maybe their mother died)
plus they were probably raised in captivity meaning they never had to hunt
>>714956528
>I regret most pounds of my life.webm
>>714958016
What game is that?
>>714961071
sick bottle flip tho
>>714962619
What the flying fuck....
>>714962951
Brings back good memories b/ro
>>714959171
He said no rekt, ahole!
>>714959256
>>714962425
get a chemistry degree
>>714967663
She still has the base of the brain, which makes her breath, eat, drink etc. Basically, she is a vegetable. She's just alive, and nothing more.
>>714969002
a samefagger who wants to start a new meme
>>714967569
KEK
>>714959256
nice fetus
>>714965115
>ded snek.webm
hory shet fuk uuuuuu lmao i jumped
>>714962154
Makes sense
>>714967002
>>714967238
>>714967366
iphone user?
>>714962066
jesus
>>714966324
>ad
>no visible branding
right
>>714962422
Bill Clinton looks sick? Or maybe just really old.
>>714963204
Never seen this movie.
>>714968955
I built and disassembled towers for 11 years. This makes me nervous.
>>714970504
I dont give a hoot
>>714970525
just because you're 12 and have played with legos since your first christmas, doesn't mean you can such dastardly claims.
>>714967569
And that kid now makes the best chowmein and orange chicken
>>714969165
Destiny.
>>714961472
The jumpscare always get me
>>714969332
holy fuck that cyclist got struck down like it's some alien war movie.
>>714962035
>>714962164
>>714962667
>>714967165
Go post them on the other chan, it has like a 12mb file limit.
>>714962619
I thought this was some cartoon bullshit, you mean to tell me it actually works?
>>714962606
Ratchet and Clank Hoverboard Edition
>>714968642
So is Trump.
>>714957172
he is really enjoying it and he doesn't give a shit about what people thinks about it
alpha as fuck to me
>>714972995
And Trump only looks slightly better because he smears orange paint on himself every morning. He's still fat and decrepit.
>>714965207
r34 on the show itself or from the artists' depiction of the characters?
>>714964011
Top kek
>>714973305
The reason Trump is doing so much better than Clinton is he's HIV-neg
>>714962066
My hands started to sweat watching that
>>714962619
what the fuck????? "baling" is a thing?
>>714957172
None of us have ever enjoyed a videogame this much.
>>714957471
>china
>>714962606
100% sure its one of the original driver games for the ps1
>>714962035
Fuck... that guy was superman or something. Also you whiny bitch... you expect 4chan to host your motherfucking huge ass videos? Do you have any idea how much that would fuck up the site for everyone else? Dick head.
>>714960223
Name just one other thing they are good for. That vegetable is going to be sucking money away from the parents and more importantly, money from outside sources that could be spent feeding the those who have fallen on hard times, curing cancer, or just generally making the world a better place, but these parent just have to keep these little brain dead abominations and they just keep sucking up money. I should know. One of my cousins is brain dead and the most he has even accomplished in life is shitting his fucking pants for 36 fucking years. They might as well be laughed at by everyone around them.
>>714962593
After escaping Raccoon City, not even this could kill Tofu.
>>714962605
Lol what was that, a few years ago?
I've been here almost a decade. I'm certainly no oldfag.
>>714961831
Steven Avery got out of prison?
>>714959045
Fuck me, that is the best thing I have seen on here in so long. Made my month. Fuck kids.
>>714963323
I sincerely hope to god you're not seriously a full grown adult that still uses terms like "noob." For your sake.
>>714970042
fuckkkkkk lol
>>714962951
What da movie?
>>714956317
He's legitimately autistic you fucking asshole.
>>714957471
holy shit this made me laugh
>>714960664
SHART
>>714964192
how would any recycler know those old ass Dell computers are stolen?
>>714966766
>you could take a skin graft from one cheetah and put it on another
I could if I could own cheetahs, you faggot!
>>714973605
From the depiction of it
his name is Manyakis btw
>>714976435
muh imaginary green paper, people like you who believe in this shit are holding the world back, just like greedy gook moot kiss yourself
>>714977895
Fantastic counter-point. You really put me in my place.
>>714976519
>coming up on eleven years
>kinda scared
>>714968488
Thats what happens when your wife makes you delete 30,000+ emails in one night
>>714978156
he did and ur a retard
>>714959937
go back
>>714962562
Elephant toothpaste experiment on a huge scale mixed with gasoline.
>>714962410
Was that his leg flying off at the end?
>>714959171
Osai!
>>714962606
yeah this is the original Driver game, possibly Driver 2. shit was ridiculously fun, particularly with the top speed limiter removed with mod plus no damage. some roads were super long but the suspension on the cars wasn't made for 300mph and it was super fun to just see how fast you could go. I spent hours and hours doing this and had many good laughs
>>714968651
>India makes a Wii game
>>714962605
exactly.
newfag.
Here you go
Here you go
>>714969746
Whe the fuck would you let them live knowing this
That's fucking terrible, just let them die
Yeah boii
>>714969332
Fuck me. I have no problem with gross shit, gore abuse and murder but bad fucking luck is the worst thing to watch.
>>714958683
This made me very happy this morning. Thank you.
>>714962265
top kek
>>714962854
not my oc, but funny as hell
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>714977895
it may be green paper, but even responding to your faggotry, subtitute currency for value and his point is still valid.
>>714959045
faf
>>714960664
it's almost as if he stepped in it on purpose
>>714958269
lost. i guess he actually really tries to entertain that kid?
>>714980102
Please shoot me
>>714960223
Look, I love children, I do. I'm a 30-something woman who doesn't have any but wishes she might someday although I'm realistic about the state of this planet and my own irresponsibility.
With that being said, if I were to accidentally come down with a pregnancy I would most likely keep it. If during the course of said pregnancy the doctor told me I was having a child with microcephaly, I would be sad but I would absolutely terminate the pregnancy. Bringing a child into the world with those kinds of deformities is horrible and selfish.
The video of this documentary is on Netflix. Gwen Hartley is the mom. They have TWO children with this kind of abnormality.
>>714960664
i appreciate the mouse pointer at the end keeping me aware of the pile of shit on the floor