don't mind me fellas just about to dump out my piss jugs

>>714946997
>country your from?
>why is your toilet not working?

>>714947871
It's not about working toilets faggot, it's about not leaving your room.

way of the road

>>714947871
usa

ny state

>>714948079
also this

>>714946997
Their called piss bottles newfag

>>714948402
been here since 09

>>714948607
And yet you feel the need for damage control? I call bs

>>714948731
nice try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY
piss jugs

Don't waste them. Drink a little.

>>714948959
Now you're learning newfag...

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>>714946997
>jugs are still yellow

Step yo game up if you wanna be a true pisslord

I have over 200 gallons of piss stored up

>>714946997
wtf how did you turn those two bottles green with your piss that's fucking gay bro

what are you, a douche?

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>>714949528
some of these are really brown too and have some sort of sand shit settling on the bottom

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>>714948402
I got pissjugs, piss bottles, piss tubs

You name it and I'll piss in it

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>>714950054
Don't you have any piss goop on the bottom yet?

>>714946997
wtf... why in the hell? Lol, you fuckers are nasty as fuck.

>>714950054
That sand means you drink too much mt dew.

You'll be pissing pebbles before long...

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>>714950080
this one was on its side for a while

>>714946997
pr0tip:
after you piss in a plastic bottle don't put the cap on until it's cooled down to room temperature. that way the bottle won't crumble.

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>>714950212
way I learned how to piss

>>714950080
Whyyy????

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>>714950235

That's some nice marbling you got there

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way of the road boys

>>714950185
I think that's yeast, you're creating life anon! Fuck pisslords you're a pissgod.

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>>714950185
yes with Dr Pepper and root beer bottles it happens more

also liquor bottles

you think that's artistic?
when I was 10 I just pissed in a corner of my room because I was too scared to walk down the stairs at night.

>>714950235
I call those the piss crystals

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>>714950235
>>714950384
>>714950422
Yup ya got some piss goop

Keep up the good work

>>714946997
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

>>714950439

I grew a giant fungus in my room by shooting cum in the same corner every night for 22 years

>>714950080
If, one day, you want to get rid of them just dump them somewhere. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT open them. The stench will be horrible beyond belief. Trust me. Just trust me with that.

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>>714950407
I had a few spills and leaks after they rotted the plastic jug and it cracked

Piss maggots grew on the dirty clothes and then I had piss flies everywhere

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>>714950588

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>>714950634
I know exactly what they smell like, it's like rotten eggs

After it leaked all over the place and I had piss flies you get used to the smell

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>>714946997
That's a respectable collection of jugs, OP.

>>714950629
assuming you can ejaculate from age 12 onwards you have lived at your parents until you were 34

>>714950629
im doing that too now that i have my own apartment. got motivated by a pic i saw on here. will share results in a few years

>>714950688
Creating a pissecosystem eh? Jesus would be proud

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>>714950801
Piss goop is so thick it breaks into little floaty chunks when you shake it up

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more marbling

I'm going lightest to dark

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>>714950912
Didn't want to kill the piss flies since technically I am their father

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>>714950801
>you get used to the smell

>>714950688
I never had a plastic bottle rot from piss. I have some under my bed that are at least 5 years old but they are still intact as far as I can smell.

story time...

give me a minute

Aren't you supposed to bury piss bottles in the backyard? That's what I was told and I have a nice pissgarden growing

>>714950398
the fuckin way she goes

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>>714951016
check out this cat litter container

I try out different types of jugs and bottles and containers to test the strength of the plastic

>>714951092
yeah some of the black ones are over 8+ years old and then they start to eat away the plastics

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>>714946997

Drink the piss bottles.

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bottle from store brand cola

>>714951278
OK so I might have to dump them somewhere within the next couple of years. Thanks for the intel on that.

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>>714951316
once and awhile I'll use tiny bottles or 2 liters but the dick hole is so tiny it's like expert mode

>>714951092
Yeah that's gotta be some corrosive piss...

Gonna need some timestamps boys.

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>>714951414
Yeah it was cheaper brand iced tea jug so the plastic didn't last but this cat litter container has lasted forever and the piss hole is big enough that you don't have to be as accurate

>>714951092
>as far as I can smell
tehe

What part of New york are you from?

I wonder if you could heat up and compress piss enough to make diamonds out of them.

Diamond piss.

The strongest liquid on earth.

>>714951459
I would imagine you've sprayed piss all over the place a few times with those.

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>>714951504
pisslord would nevar lie to you my son

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>>714951645
hudson valley

Instead of getting piss jugs why don't you just hook your pc and shit up in the bathroom and just stay on the toilet all day?

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>>714951690
sometimes

especially with a carbonated drink the piss will sometimes build up a gas and the seal around your dick and bottle will pop off and it sprays piss everywhere

way she goes

>>714951504
nah gotta fly in a few hours I'd better dump them quicker

>>714946997
having a piss bottle is strange enough, but leaving it for 8+ years?
you're not very smart, not social and live with mum @42 years, also murrican.
right?

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>>714951805
it's the way I learned how to piss

>>714951805
Toilets aren't very comfy, after about 30 mins sitting on one you start to lose feeling in your legs.

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>>714951900
well some of them I have in storage are probably older than 8 years, maybe around 15+

I didn't start dating and labeling my pissjugs until I was older

> piss in cups next to computer
> you know, keg party dixie cups
> there are eleven
> also place half-eaten sandwiches in them
> hock loogies in them
> cigarette ashes
> do this in my basement for five months
> place smells horrible
> so one night, at around 3 am i decide
> time to rid the world of this
> five dixie cups in one hand
> five dixie cups in the other
parents are asleep
slowly creep up the 12 stairs to go out of house
> plan is go to sewer


...more coming

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what is this shit that settles at the bottom

>>714951844
Yeah, I know, I've pissed in my share of jugs

>>714951690
why is that expert mode? do you like put the bottle on the floor and try to piss in it? jeez just hold the bottle to your dick but don't seal it completely with you willie so air can escape from it.

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>>714952185
piss goop bud

it gets thicker as time goes on and depending on the heat

it get so thick that you can't even pour it out anymore, it becomes one with the jug

>>714952185
cancer and aids

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>>714952265
sometimes

depends there are all types of ways

sometimes I use giant containers and just piss while laying sideways and arch it into the tub

>>714946997
The only times I still do this are when its like 5 am and there's someone else in the house sleeping and the reason I'm staying up so late is I've taken stimulants and have been fapping and gaming and dabbing for 10+ hours and feel disgusting and ashamed and am beginning to come down and want to hide from the world.

>>714952265
Shut your mouth. You have no idea the level of difficulty, unless you've pissed in at least 10 hardmode jugs. I guarantee you'll have trouble with at least 2 of them.

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>>714952541
nah

its just piss goop

>>714950217
sediment is just skin and bit of minerals, is normal.
it's a sign of healthy kidney filtering.
dump jugs on the regular in convenience store and fast food drive-thru trash cans.

>>714952178
> go up half the stairs, take stock
> everything is fine, done this before
> i got this
> maybe not as intense, but this is doable
> "you got it dude nice and slow"
> anyway, make it up other half of stairs
> and on last step, i get to top
> only for some reason
> i thought there was another stair
> do this retarded thing with my leg
> lose fucking balance, fall backwards
> immediately try to get under any falling cups
> must shield carpeted steps
> in process of falling, foot slips into railing
> foot fucking breaks
> piss is in the air falling
> with it: unspeakable atrocities
> some in my mouth because screaming
> dad comes down stairs "what the hell is happening"
> helps me a little at first until the smell
> then statrs yelling
> i was taking cigarette stubs out of my hair during ride to hospital

fin

>>714952641
I have never pissed in anything but regular bottles. you know like the 2L coke bottles. you don't even get those giant jugs in my country

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>>714952688
>dumping your precious

They make excellent night lights

>>714952637
But my default mode feels disgusting and ashamed and wants to hide from the world...

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>>714952780
I keep a piss jug or bottle on me AT ALL TIMES, even in public

You nevar know when you'll need it

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>>714952822
piss goop gets so thick its like a paste

>>714952936
The world would be better without you in it.

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>>714953076
go back to bed mom

>>714952822
Well alright, logically, since I don't feel that way by default, but after a night of getting high on stimulants and THC and fapping and gaming I do feel that way, then perhaps because you feel that way by default you should try to do the same thing and see if it makes you feel not that way. Its a long shot anon but its the only shot we've got.

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>>714952743
I'm not having children because my I know my son would end up doing shit like this.

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>>714953211
I've been there

>>714952936
you are a disgusting creature. imagine there's maybe a medical emergency or something and paramedics have to undress you and stuff and they find it

>>714953169
what is that? WHAT?

>>714953169
No, the correct answer is "probably"

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>>714953383
People have already found them

my old lady hated them so I had to start putting them in storage

You guys having any pics of piss stains on carpet? (I know you have some)

>>714952688
I also do this
Dump piss jugs in public trash cans, the smell after a few weeks becomes very fishy and disgusting, it would make a great stinkbomb to fuck with someone.
Also anyone know the science behind pissgoop? is it a biological or chemical reaction?

>>714946997

what is it about americans pissing in fucking bottles? aye you a bum? is your toilet broken?

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>>714953421
piss goop

>>714946997
>canadian mist

>>714953474
yeah I remember that one time I came home from school and my piss bottles I had stored under my desk were gone. my mom must have found them. I still cringe when I think of it

>>714950080
>>714950185
Kek turkey hill iced tea

I think it might be the tea you guise. Same with me though I have over 150 gallon jugs filled. Not at home so can't take a pic.

>>714953515
potassium nitrate, HIGHLY explosive.
Used to make C4,

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>>714953484
as you can imagine carpet had to get pulled up years ago but some of the leaking pissjugs after years have created stains on the floor that will not come up, bleach won't even do it.

Would any of you drink your own piss that's been lying in a piss bottle for 3 years for a million dollars?

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>>714953738
Turkey hill makes a fine quality jug but yes the iced tea makes you piss excellence

what do you pisslords do you with your cum? just let it dry? ever had a cum jug?

Are all you piss lords from the Northeast? I didn't think turkey hill transported across the country. I wonder if this is some kind of genetic mental disease.

I live with parents and can't really clean that shit up. I'd have to sneak it out over a period of months. Kind of crippling me tbh

>>714953955
yes and yes

>>714953955
I just cum in a pair of underpants, then let it dry, then put it under my mattress.

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>tfw
>you pissin in pissbottle
>and its filling all the way
>but you have no breaks to stop pissing

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>>714954010
I see better now

>>714946997
Taylor is that you ya fucking faggot

>>714950235
no respect... how dare you desecrate a coke bottle like that.

>>714954084
interesting. why under the mattress?

>>714954212
shhh don't tell anyone

>store brand cola
kill yourself

quick question why store it? i only do this when i dont feel like walking all the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

>>714954138
oh this happened to me once because I used a non transparent bottle. I just surrendered. there's no use in fighting in such a situation

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>>714954222
>not dolling up your warm pissjug to cuddle with on a cold winters night

>>714954264
just because there's space and my mom won't find it that way

surprised no one's isolating phosphorous with all this stored piss.

>>714953882
Of course. Feeling a little sick from drinking something horrible would be no problem for a million bucks.

Stupid question.

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>>714953169

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>>714954351
its just the way I learned how to piss

>>714954351
because it becomes a mountain that's too massive to effectively remove after hiding them so you just coexist pissfully

sort of like minorities except you wouldn't wanna shoot the jugs in your house

>>714954416
i see. how do you hide all the piss jugs from your mom? i did this too when i lived at home but i always emptied my jug in the toilet every couple of days. i mean if you are op or have a similar collection it must be hard to hide

>>714954616
speak for yourself

I collect and store my pissjugs because I want future generations to see what I've created

>>714946997
Take them to a gun range and leave them there with a sign "Free targets".

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>>714946997
Has anyone who've done this, accidentally drank from one of their piss bottles? Like watching, or reading something, and grabbed a bottle thinking it was your drink.

>How many anon's have mastered pissing laying down so they dont even have to get out of bed.

Im good getting it all in the bottle but i always have drippage when i let my dick back down,

I rented a storage locker

>>714954616
why not flush it down a toilet? storing it just seems odd sorta like a fetish to storing your own piss.

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>>714954797
>accidentally drank

you are seriously underestimating my dedication

>>714954797
When i use to piss in pop cans iit happened.
Then i began leaving the tabs raised straight up so Id know which cans I pissed in

>>714954676
I'm not OP but I have an even larger collection. Once a bottle is full I just put it under my bed. But I think this can't go on much longer because when I lie down or turn around in bed I can hear the bottles crackle. So it mus be pretty crowded under there

>>714955082
someday I'll give everyone a tour of my storage locker that I store all my pissjugs in

Last count was easily over 200+

>>714955077
Raised tab also worked great as a dick hole guide to get it in the can in the dark

judging from your urine's color you're dehydrated

>>714955233
yep. must be around 200 in my room too. I'm not moving out for at least 4 years from now so my collection still has potential to grow

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>>714955312
I try not to drink water