Suppose one was to plan a school shooting. What would be some

Shoot yourself first.

>>714945453
bring more than one magazine

>>714945453
Ask yourself if it would not be more fun to take all ur monies and ebbryone else's monies an buy a fucktruckload of marijuana seeds and sprinkle them all over your town, around the school grounds, planters, city hall gardens, fire dept, retirement communities, parks, grass along sidewalks, just be Johnny Fuckin MaryJaneSeed and cover your town in weedies, then sit back and watch the excitement as the whole town blooms with pot.

>>714945453
Before you take your first shot make sure you scream really loudly that you're a feminist and hate white men. Also scream that you play lots of Call of Duty.

>>714946300
Dubs command you

>>714946300
So, say your name is Greg Proops...

>>714946300
checked

>>714945453
Use a simple but effective AK47 and carry a pistol.
Dont forget plenty of clips.
Hand grenades, hand grenades, hand grenades for big groups.
In and out quickly before the cops show.
Do the deed in disguise.
Car prepared with change of close for get away.
Make sure your escape route to the car and away from the scene is off camera.

Sit back with so much win and a huge high score cos you remembered the grenades.

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>>714945453
I would recomend to chain doors or block exits, turn on the fire alarm and execute everybody on the fire exits like in the gay night club. Try to take and take them in to a safe room with difficult breach points and rape one or several of the hostages bareback so they will have to bear your child. Then execute some of them to alert the police and go out in blaze of glory.

>>714947382
they'll still be able to track you down from the forensics. if you're going to do it go all out.
bring a bomb vest

>>714947382
Learn to spell, you fucking degenerate

>>714945453
Don't go full rampage mode.
Do some research and target people who really deserve shit happening to them.
You don't have to kill.. Just shoot their legs off or something like that,
Also give yourself a good reason.

Even if you're being bullied by some niggers, shooting up the school isn't really a good reason,

The current teenie generation is full of shit and will probably never accomplish anything else than trash our way of life....

Make "cleansing" your reason.

Also leave a letter saying Jesus or whatever told you to do that

>>714947616
Forensics? Like what? Any sensible criminal wears gloves. Wipe finger prints off ammo when loading.

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make sure that the hydrogen bomb you planted in the cafeteria actually goes off at 12 instead of shooting randoms outside the front of the school and hardly killing anyone before you shoot yourself with your best friend

>>714947664
What's spelt wrong you fucking American twat?

>>714947382
>clips
You dumb motherfucker

>>714948033
No it's spelled correctly in ENGLISH mother fucker.

>>714947883
>Wipe finger prints off ammo when loading.
Just load the rounds in the mag with gloves you cuck.

>>714947485
I always had fantasies when I was in high school of doing a shooting in my math class. There were 3 or 4 extremely sexy girls in that class that would've made fantastic mothers of my children. I'd never see them grow up, but they were pro-life so I knew they'd be forced to give birth

>>714948266
Nice satanic dubs. Plus quit trolling in your shitty juvenile rage way.

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>>714948226
Ayy lmao! nogunz hillary supporter cuck beta nu male detected

>>714948226
What, you're gonna do a school shooting with a fucking Springfield? Do you even know the fucking difference between a clip and a magazine? Or are you one of the fucks that just assumes you know what to do with guns because you play CoD and occasionally watch documentaries on military actions?

>>714945453
It's a good idea to tell at least 5 people about it before you do it. Just make sure to make them pinky swear not to tell anyone else.

>>714948474
Rape would make the mass shooting more original and infamous. Also imagine if they star copying it.

>>714945453
Don't do it if you thank about it is just a waist of ammo
Use like a timed bomb or something and kill as many as you can, but don't waist your ammo on a bunch of kids and teachersx trust me not worth it

I would say boobytraps. Shotgun boobytraps made out of 3/4 gas pipe and mouse traps use fishing line for effect invisible line of course. And theres always that good old ammonia gas you could use by all the exits. Obviously the guy getting the hi score shouldnt forget a gas mask and remember the route

>School shooting thread
Underage b&

>>714947883
rifling of the gun. they could also look in the registry for people who used the type of gun you used and who purchased ammo/guns recently among the people who go to that school. If anyone saw what car you used to get away with them they can use that information as well.

with a bomb vest you would be able to take down much more people

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>>714947382
>Change of close

>>714948943
The kids would grow up, the other kids would learn how they came to be, the bastard sons of a school shooter turned infamous icon. They'd be bullied. They'd be pariahs. And then they'd be like dad, and the cycle continues

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>>714947382
>clips
>hand grenades
>change of close

>>714947927
It was propane...

>>714945453
Lmao do r make a forchan bread about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=44PDjTA6lyQ

>>714948967
Ignoring your total lack of spelling capacity, why do you say it isn't worth it? We all die, one way or the other. Why not take some with you while you're in the prime of your life?

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>>714945453
Hi CNN

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>>714949331
It was a 20lb propane bomb set for 11:15 when the cafeteria was at its fullest.

>>714949078
Ah but you are assuming that the person wants to die. You are also assuming the person gets legit guns.
>assuming
>assuming
asshat.

>>714945453
buy lots of high capacity mags, use high end ammo, aim for the upper body. I read recently that when Dylan Roof shot up that church, there were 12 people, he shot 70 rounds but only killed 9. That's just poor workmanship. I also recommend using a heavy bullet. Whatever ammo you buy, whatever gun you us, make sure the load uses a heavy bullet.

>>714949183
Also raping 15yo girls at gun point sounds pretty hot.

>>714949331
honestly haven't looked into the super columbine bros in ages.

just top of my head knowledge, im very forgetful

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OP here. I'm prepping now.

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>>714945453

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>>714945453
Post all of your personal info in this thread. That's step #1.

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>>714949770
Like Nike. JUST DO IT!

>>714949770
>ohshitniggerthisshitisreal.gif

>>714949770
I threatened to shoot up a school on here once. FBI came to my door the next day. bye bye faggot

>>714949412
True, but my whole point is just use a bomb, don't worry about wasting ammo and if you want to die than strap a bomb to your self and go in a mass group of people then, BOOM! There you go goal achieved.

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>>714947927
>hydrogen bomb

Are you fucking retarded?

>>714949770
Remember to post your high score.

>>714949770
where you going
>pull fire alarm
>everyone in neat lines
>tear it up

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reported

>>714950180
Oohhh nice idea.

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>>714949770
Extraction port looks weird. Might be fake

>>714950115
someone else will for us.

The news sites and channels

>>714950087
Are you claiming a hydrogen bomb would not be up to the task of blowing up shit at a school?

>>714950210
Pussy.

>>714949770
>no image search results besides car parts

>>714950280
Fuck you, small fry.
Defending a school shooter nigger is degenerate.

>>714947859
Lame. The nihilistic way is non discriminant. Any and everyone is a target, leave morals and who deserves it more to the Roofs and other fucking ideological lames

hand grenades

>>714946300
>"FUCK CIS WHITE MEN"
>an hero
make the world a better place op

>>714950330
Check out the photo's date as well.
>ohshit.jpeg

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>>714950275
How the fuck would an autistic teenager like op be able to create a hydrogen bomb?

>>714948528
You really wanted a response, so here's one

>>714949770
Nice airsoft gun. Expect to be visited by the FBI soon, sperglord.

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>>714950385
Nah its not. Being so new is.

>>714950536
That one autist built a working nuclear fission reactor in his garage, I'm sure there's a tutorial out there on how to build a hydrogen bomb.

Also OP what state are you in? I wanna check the news later and see if you pussed out

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Almost ready. Couldn't make pipe bombs or any bombs in time. Been planning for three months now and kinda put those off. Tomorrow morning those fuckers will be sorry.

>>714950806
Are you talking about Kaku?

>>714945453
If someone is actually gonna do it would it kill one of you faggots to be original? Guns are expensive and none of you retards can shoot worth a damn anyway. It'd be way cheaper and get more kills to just chain the doors shut and set the bitch on fire.

>>714950835
need upclose of gun/bullets
and where are you going to be going

>>714950835
Well done. Shoot a jock for me.

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>>714949770
>faggot coat
God, OP. Just... Just use that gun on yourself and get it over with.

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>>714950780
>been here since 2006
>new

Also I don't care.

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>>714950835
put me in screen cap if OP goes through with it

>>714950835
Oooooooh the edge

>>714950919
kek

Here, have some proof that anyone can do anything and that you've probably fucked yourself by not already developing marketable skills

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/150726-nuclear-reactor-fusion-science-kid-ngbooktalk/

>>714950835
BOIIIII HE BOUTA DO IT

>>714951035
Well you must be pretty degenerate by now then yourself.

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>>714951080
agreed theodore andrews was fucking here!!!!

>>714951035
2006 was when the normalfags invaded. Unless you're a goon or a gaiafag you're an eternal summerfag. Fucking candy ass.

>>714949331

dammit bobby

Please do it op, i need to hear something new for once on the news, for christs sake they are still covering Pulse Nightclub on the news, and with like blood or something write messages on the walls to make it more dramatic and shit

>>714950835
Don't do this OP, we'll listen and help you with whatever problems you have. Just don't do this.

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>>714950780
>Nah its not. Being so new is.

>>714950210

take a look at the image you tard, old meme

seems you're the new guy here new friend

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did it for
the
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You aint doing shit. Now go to bed kiddo.

>>714951367
Agreed. I bet he's that paedophile Paul "DJ Paulo" Richards.

>>714950835
That gun looks pretty fake. You'd be not be trolling, OP.
If not, I expect to hear about you in the news tomorrow.

the fbi will actually give you some helpfull tips, try calling them

>>714951292
Yeah I guess I am, to be honest.
But in a totally different way to the faggot OP.
Unless he's going to yell pro shillary stuff before he does it, he's just a cunt.

>>714951455
This anon actually got it!

No trenchcoat faggot, use a sports bag or it will be suspicious af

>>714945453
If I was to shoot up a school. I would do it during a Lock-in drill, so that no one would suspect someone to do it. Also destroy the generator and the WiFi so no-one could call for help. Lock the doors. Have the generator destroyed so no-one could see in the dark. Use small arms in class rooms and maybe a AR-15 cause it has a good fire-rate, also ammo is cheap. But before the shooting starts I would kill the officer on duty or subdue him so he is no threat to me. Am I missing anything?

>>714950835
Why would you post about this a DAY EARLY. Post only a few hours before you fucking idiot.

>>714951239
>kid is described as a young genius throughout the entire article
>anyone can do anything

That's just a lie parents tell their children after giving them participation trophies. Fuck off.

if we screencap this and send it to hillary she can put a stop to it

>>714951463
>Ubuntu
L O L
O
L

DO IT OP, YOU'RE my hero ( other than florida! Man ) /b needs you

tq was here

>>714951455
>old meme
>old timestamped meme

>>714950401
go fedora tipping somewhere else faggot.

Op what state is this gonna be in?? I'm not trying to get shot tomorrow...

>>714951626
Agreed. Instead of that military style t-shirt he needs a Shillary style campaign one.

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>>714950835
OP, FBI can give some good tips.

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>>714950994
Will do. I have a few on my hit list.
>>714951025
Hides my weapons.
>>714950992
Bullets are put away as of now. Already in my bag upstairs. Upclose is photo related.
>>714951431
I'm gonna need more than a few faggots online to talk out my problems. They all should've listened. They should've put the effort into paying any sort of attention to me. They should've seen this coming from the warning signs.
>>714951633
I wear trench coats everyday it doesn't seem suspicious to see me in one.
>The plan
Carry out the day as usual. Wait for lunch. Start locking up exits on a spare before lunch. Walk into lunch room. Close doors behind me. Stand by doors and open fire. Last bullet will be saved for me.

Time to be as edgy as possible.

Controlled fire. Aim for upper body.
If they're on the floor breathing, another round to the head.
Manage reloads, watch out for heroes. If possible, maim such heroes so they'll see how futile their actions were.

>>714951731
>buying into the "You're only as smart as your genetics" meme

Unless you're literally retarded, all that kid has over you is drive and motivation. Note the bit where they mention that once he sets his mind on something he doesn't stop until it's done - that's what makes him a genius. You can teach yourself to do anything through the internet. There is no excuse.

What state and city op? But dont name the school, potential "watch can be in this thread" and there may be some backup heat on the school and plans go arwy

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>>714951865
Stop being such a faggot. You're scaring the children!

Fuck, I can't believe I'm actually having to do explain this. I thought summer finished in October.

The meme itself is old.
It's different every time somebody does it.
I did it when I reported OP.....Which was today.

If you do something 'today', then it has today's date.

Get it?

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>>714951865

>>714951775
>was programming
>too lazy to switch

Avoid post-secondary in a shit-tier country.

>>714952168
wow, thought you were talking about the images, not the event
don't get worked up over a simple misunderstanding, friendo

FBI, please read my comment out in the court transcripts.

swiggity swooty

>>714952033
As well as a few jocks, pop off all the SJWs.

>>714952033
pics of inside gun or fag

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>>714952033
>i wear trench coats every day

also make sure you do >>714950499

also mfw my captcha was enclosed seating area