who was your first fap /b/ ?

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snap OP

my younger cousin

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now it's time for a nostalgia fap

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I still fap to her sometimes, I'm 28 now and idk something about dysfunctional/semi-functional milfs just gets me rock hard.

>>714942317
Is it bad that I don't remember? Probably something on 4adultflashgames. Haven't been on that site in a while wonder if it's still active

>>714942486
GOD BLESS YOU ANON YOU ARE A SAINT.

>>714942317
A random nude chick from googol images

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This Goddess.

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The models of the panty section of the big JC Penny catalogue. I had a jizz sock that had an increasing smell I was trying to hide from my brother bunking in the same room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8

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>>714944385
gallons lost to dirrty

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Ashamed to say...

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>>714945173
At least your first fuck wasn't a skinny polish prostitute in Berlin with a vag as big as a hall way.

Shameful times anon, shameful times.

>>714945173
Has this scarred you in some way? Do you have a strange fetish now that can be traced back to this sickening vulgarity? I'm really curious how this has affected you later in life.

>>714945173
was this a random thing you watched one night on tv?

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/jurassicpark/images/7/7e/4785641918_d408b00faa.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110802042202

>>714945433

yes. I hunger for skinny brunettes with British accents

>>714945520

yes! God bless Cinemax

>>714945988
And "Rocks in Socks" titties?

>>714946090

the point is that they're not shy

and they won't press charges

>>714945988
She was old in that movie....

Was just trying to understand what the fuck was going on

>>714946246

hence, the shame

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Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor. Yes, the first thing I ever jerked off to was the Terminator

>>714942967
Britney isn't dysfunctional she's the perfect image of someone who had a horrible breakdown and managed to turn it all around. Took a while but she's a true role model

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This poster hanging over my bed.

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Sooo many loads!!

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>>714942317

>>714946781
Get the FUCK OUT, faggot.

>>714945500
Double dubs.

Yeah...mine too.

>>714942317
One of my uncles early 80's VHS porno's

>>714947204
Women of the future are slightly pixelated???

>>714946990
especially when she developed

Tatiana Ali in Fresh Prince. HNNNNGGGGG

Some drunk girls on a Girls Gone Wild ad.

Yall are gonna laugh but I believe it was fear factor, water challenge of some sort. Idk was always on after middle school and got me hard. Got experimental one day haha

>>714947204
how closely related are you to her?

>>714947537
Not my first fap, but those late-nite ads used to get me "in the mood".

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>>714942594
Reverse image google: "Ugliest Nigger"

It was some blonde girl getting fucked on wicker furniture on StileProject. Wish I could find that video now

The Iron Lady

I imagine she was quite dry

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>>714942317

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>>714946781
That's the kinda shit I like to her from milfs, you know if their role models are this fucked up, they got to be fucked aswell, fuckin gold mine of emotions.

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Lily Carter. It was a pretty good video too.

http://videos.freeones.com/l_babes/Lily_Carter/11862/

>>714942967
Dumb as a box of rocks though. Still has her father in charge of her life. Continues to fail in court appointed tests to evaluate her intelligence. Simple things such as why dishes have to be clean, or what goes in recycling bin and what goes in the trash bin.

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Used VCR and would switch back and forth a few times to Spice. If I was lucky, I got half of a distorted frame.

Beyond that, it was probably the Victoria Secret catalog or whatever ads Kathy Ireland had her underwear line.

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>>714945988
same anon.

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Hayley in the episode of american dad where she becomes a stripper. I humped the fuck out of my pillow until I finally came.

>>714950305
>underageb&

>>714950566

The episode was release in 2005 you fucktard, im 23 god damn years old.

>>714950797
Holy shit. Now I feel really fucking old.

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>>714950899
feel old now ?

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Oldfag reporting in

http://justporno.es/1/735844/maribel_guardia_desnuda_desnuda_en_pedro_navajas

literally first fap.
i tought it was pee, i had a strange sensation and ran fast to toilet when i saw that strange thing in my dick, i knew then, almost instantly, it was semen!!!

>>714951531
mein nigga

>>714950251
cosita bella, le chupo el ovni hasta que me abduzcan

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old fart here... Elle Macpearson 1987

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>>714952020

>>714952020
nice

>>714946990
I am STILL blowing loads to her. She has aged very well

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I use to get loads off too her!

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>>714948821
For a moment it looked like she's using an immersion blender on her clit. Which is horrific and not my fetish.

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Her too!

>>714953333
This

>>714953333
Fuck she's still hot but she really was perfect hete

First time I came was to the thought of two female classmates, it was also in a condom odd enough.

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That's So Clevage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI-hu0D5zUo

>>714942317
Sauce for that gif?

>>714953333
dubs

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>>714946990

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>>714954816

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>>714954856

Was playing super Mario rpg when I learned to jerk it. I think it was a magazine ad with a woman in a bra that did it for me. Good old 1996

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Danielle Fishel when she was 20

Kate Upton.

>>714942317
my literature teacher

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how could i know, but i remember she made me diamonds back then

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>that feel when it came in clear for a few seconds

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she was

I doubt it a thing anymore but, anaconda.com, women in leather stepping on dudes in high heels n shit like that, some dumb broad in grade 5 was "oh god, never go to this site" been jerkin it ever since, wish I didnt

>>714942912
Rumor inside hollywood was at least during this time she was a huuuuuuge cokehead.

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Dis chick

>>714945500
She still looks incredible today.

>>714956312
Some people are without ability to not be without the addiction to coke

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I still smack my balls to this pic of her

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>>714956415

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Her

>>714956478
With*

>>714956482
>>714952020
>>714952374
I'm from your era but I never liked these two for some reason...

>>714942317
>implying I even know

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>>714953516

>>714945173
man, i thought she looked bad in batman the dark night rises

>>714951355
"Two D's and an F?"

>>714954562
quads retard

>>714943515
wheres her bellybutton

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>>714943515
Yup. She still makes me spray it sometimes.

>>714955572
Been there... jerked off to ginger spice quite a few times.

>>714942317

My mom

http://thatsphucked.com/video/760/Moves-son.aspx

>this video was thevery first thing i fapped too, i was 11 and my cumshot almost hit the ceiling

>>714957307
Shes a clone

>>714942317
if you remember your first fap then you're a stupid kid or a savant who cannot forget. either way, fuck off you idiot

>>714957307
wonderful question

>>714957744
Or we just havent drank ourselves retarded yet

hentai clips on titanime
probably
I've fapped regularly since I was like 7 so I'm not precisely sure anymore.

>>714953333

nice trips

>>714958100
quads you dubs getting autist.

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My Stepmom, got pic off her phone when I was "fixing" it

>>714958100
The legendary quints!!!

Who's that girl that did those travel shows on E! that would often have pixelated nudity?
Maybe her.

>>714958573
Brooke burke wild on e!.. Lol i member

>>714958573
i use to fap to that show too i cant remember her name tho

>>714958859
Bruh for real tho.. The post right before yours

>>714958737
>Brooke burke
my nigga

>>714958737
thx anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJhHKR2aKR4

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Britney Spears

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Olsen twins in parent trap, when I was 4. God what a fucking dissappointment.

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>>714942317
The hand that rocks the cradle

>>714959284
>when I was 4
you a god damn liar

>>714959026
nostalgasm

>>714955616
That dark place is totally a nipple

>>714959284
That wasnt the olsen twins....

>>714959588
I feel old

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>>714946794
Noice, but I always preferred this Heather.

>>714946628
IMAGINE

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Kelly Brook in the lingerie section of a home shopping catalogue

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next door nikki

I remember my first jizz. I'm laying in bed and I'm a rock hard 12 year old. (Calm down pedo fags) I didn't know exactly what to do with it, but I started rubbing the head against my forearm. It started feeling really...really... REALLY good. All the sudden it just fucking exploded. It felt like a goddamn fountain and I had no clue what was going on. I thought I'd started pissing or something. And when it was over and I assessed the situation, I was like, "Oh, so THAT's what it means to blow your wad."

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>>714942317
Even as a wee lad, I only liked Asian women.

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>>714942317
female tennis tourneys

pic related. seriously, pronouncing her name you literally say HNGGG.

>>714960138
she used to be so hot. then she had a kid and turned into a fatty.

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>>714942317
My aunt.

>>714959420
Absolutely nice feet

>>714953516
defnitely did a line before this shot

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I'm 83 ama.

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>>714960293
she got better now and is makig videos again

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my sister
i did more then just fap to her

>>714959756
Well it wasn't my first fap, just a nostalgia one

You'r mom

>>714960244
This.
I loved to fap to Monica Seles... Too bad she got stabbed

>>714960536
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>714960912
monica would do that screaming while returning balls

she was hot as fuck for it

>>714960972
His sister im assuming.. I hear he did more than just fap to her

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>>714960972
its my sisters ass just shitty quailty

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always

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Basically any adult game or movie on newgrounds.

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ancient fag reporting in

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>>714961367
hnnnnnggg

>>714960491
What ethnic decent is that girl

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>>714961367

This girl named megan sitting on a giant dildo on like a small dresser. Ive never seen that video again. Think it was brutal dildos

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Not ashamed to admit it

>>714961263
tell us what you did anon

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>>714961263
Any pics of her feet?

>>714942317
Typed boobies.com into the family computer. Didn't even know how to do it I just flicked it around between my fingers until I came. That was my second time cumming. First time was a week earlier when I thought it would be funny to let the dog lick my penis. First and only tongue to touch my penis was my dog 14 years ago :(

>>714963304
ho lee fuck.
you are one lame mother fucker. sorry man.

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>>714963304
this is for you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fKpn7NRdM&t=157s

>>714960244
Hingis has always been a fave of mine

>>714960536
well what else did you do? Green text that shit!

>>714953758

That bitch looks like a Ninja Turtle.

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Can't find the actual pic anymore, but Mary Jane was my first fap

>>714964041
My nigga.

>>714942317

A 37 year old neighbors, she was short, had huge breasts and her name was Karen

I watched from my room as her husband, a fireman, violated a restraining order, broke into their home and beat and raped her, her raped her twice

Saw everything out my window, he had pulled down their side living room drapes while he fought her

Watched him beat the crap out of her, strip her nude, tie her arms with his belt, he made her suck his dick and he fucked her in her cunt and in her ass, put his dick in her mouth after popping from her ass

Yelled at her, kicked and punched her and raped her again

Hearing her scream and beg for help, all the crying, her begging him not to hurt her

This gave me my first couple of hard-on, I jacked off 4 or 5 times, it was awesome, I was nine

Called 911, when it was over, cops came and arrested his ass, he "fell down" a few times before making it to the car

I was home alone, my Mom worked during the day and I was on a winter break

Got called a hero, got a certificate from the police chief, he had stuff in his truck to bury her and told the police he was about ready to kill her when they showed up

Karen became a second mother to me and I got to stay over at her house a lot, even slept in her bed a few times, "I am scared he might come back and hurt me"

She moved away when I was 13, I still get Christmas Cards from her calling me her "Hero"

Two or Three times a week I still jack off remembering her screams and watching her get raped

>>714959284

>when I was 4

Get the fuck outta here with your lies bitch nigger.

>>714964120
I still think about Ivan ooze fucking her.

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>>714953758

>>714959026
Hhhnnnngggggg

>>714942317
Some chick who panties I saw when I was a kid. Felt weird that day and prematurely ejaculated since I was young. I kinda was scared since I wasn't in my own house

>>714950305
Never felt as if toons were sexy. I developed a lot fetishes along the way and toons where one of them. But my first fap was to a chick my age at the time from then on I learned everything about sex

>>714963500
Sorry for being so lame. Existing is my punishment

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I jacked off to this picture the morning of 9/11, moments before it all went down.

But my first fap was to an ad in Thrasher magazine

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Stormy Daniels, old newspaper

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friday the 13th part v - would rewind the vhs over and over again

>>714959026
me too anon... me too

>>714958194
shoulda brought it up man, missed opportunity

PinkyXXX in a BangBros video that got snuck into Youtube back in like, 2006.

That ass.

>>714955284
Get out 15 year old.

>>714942317
The egyptian bitch from that mummy movie does anyone have a picture of her?

The movie with brendan frasier in it and there was mummy stuff?

>>714965639
god she looks so good with black hair!

>>714967042
did you only fap to the ginger scenes
or did you go full pedo and fap to traci's scenes as well?

>>714967042
back in ye olde 1965.

>>714964146
Cool story

>>714950251
watching xfiles now, man she aged so well, good actress. She has a very nice look, an overall beauty as opposed to special eyes or lips.

Oh you stupid, stupid fools. Are ANY of you even UNDER 40???

>>714967914
just anon. just. i fapped first to the underware models in a magazine.

I've run into hard poo before when I was fingering hot chicks' asses.

>>714955567

Know what ?

She's fucking hot, and huge tits.

Go find her pregnancy photos.

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>>714965171
I hate this bitch so fucking much but goddamn it she gets me hard every time. Fucking 90s pushing Jewesses.

>>714968381
>and huge tits.
>huge tits
>uma thurman
ok buddy

Wall to Wall the Series #2: Anal. That was the first time I ever came.

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carman electra

>>714969434

You haven't seen her pregnant or post pregnant, she always had big ones but they were hidden.

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Buckets!!

>>714948143
I was actually fapping at the TV when they've started to interrupt all tv shows and broadcast the news.
>I continued fapping

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Had a huge crush on Sigourney Weaver when I was growing up. Was born in 90s.

>>714970521

She's done topless shit, go look at it.

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>>714942317

Linda Ronstadt.

Believe it or not, she was smoking hot back in the day.

"It's so easy to fall in love".

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sung hi lee
in asians till today

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>>714948143

Mira Sorvino

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>>714971040

this is the poster that came in one album. Had this on the wall. Oh baby!

>>714964499
God this chick was cute in that episode.

>>714945500

ohyes!!

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>>714970864
Stupid cunt

>>714951531

kek

>>714971352
stfu virgin

>>714958194

I know her. She goes to my school.

>I'm telling

>>714958194
annny more?

>>714969814


oh hell ya. she was one of the few naked chicks on the internet in about 1993. true story.

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>>714971926

>>714971155

nice full house

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>>714971155
I had that poster too. Her and Cheryl were side by side.

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>>714959428

This guy knows

>>714972107
Tiegs was a fucking horse looking bitch

>>714964041

Thats one hot bitch. Needed more nudes tho.

>>714959026
Fuck yes!!!! Practically nutted in the theatre when she came into it. That voice though......yikes

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