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Let's get an old-fashioned greentext thread going

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Let's get an old-fashioned greentext thread going
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On a side-note, I'm trying to find one that's funny as shit and has this picture in it
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My personal favorite. One of /b/'s best moments
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Scratch that, THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT
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You're all a bunch of space niggers
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ಠ_ಠ
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>>714929746
Top kek
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I'm doing all the legwork. I'm giving you gold, and what do I get in return FUCING ARMY DOGS. Step up
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posting some tard stories
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>>714931074
I got one for ya
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>>714931393
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>>714931393
>>714931403
Nice, I was getting to that one
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>>714931666
>MUH SATAN TRIPS

Out of tard stories, posting random shit
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>>714932091
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>>714931661
can you repost, it's showing me a picture of a banana. must be a bug or something lol
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>>714932978
You must be new here
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>>714933095

>>714932978
a....anon you know that that's the point.....right? you can't be THAT new, can you?
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>>714931074
Violence, tards, "1000 burning midgets"
This is gold
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>>714927632
Yep this is top 5 of /b/ how could you be more offensive
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>>714932978
Here, but learn to search
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Anybody got the snailjob story?
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>ftw when no one even green texting anything
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>>714936302
Sadly I don't, hopefully someone else does
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>no
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>>714926247
Look what i can do
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>>714936375
>tfw you bitch but don't contribute
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>>714936247
Try agaim faggit
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>>714936502
i dont have any stories, sorry
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>>714936643
then quit bitching and read the shit I'm posting
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>>714936764
theyre all old
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>>714927290


>greentext thread
>OP post isn't greentext
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>>714936952
god you sound like a spoiled little cunt.
>bitches about no one posting oc stories
>has none to contribute
>at least some shit is getting posted
>bitches about it all being old
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>>714937331
what's the point if it's all old
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>>714937861
what's the point of any of this? man /b/ is all reposts, cuck/sissy/trap, furry, banana threads now anyway
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>>714938299
yeah, true i found a threat of new stories though if you want to join me and read them together it's here
>>>714931111
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>>714938113
that's it bitches, the rest is in your worthless hands
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>>714938299
>now
just came back to 4chan a couple weeks ago, haven't been on it since 2012. literally the same shit lol
but hey, greentext stories are always great.
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Does anyone have that /x/ thread where the anon tries to fuck that ghost alien girl, it has all that art on the bottom if it helps
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