What does /b/ want for Christmas?

Happiness.

Legos are cool too though

A new life

>>714925999
Trips
Underwear
Socks
Cash

>>714925999
You'll shoot your dick off.

>>714926263
Fuck you I'm not giving you trips.

Socks and whisky

A gun, at least 180 rounds, and a bottle of jack daniels.

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2 revovlers
12 shots

>>714925999
my two front teeth

>>714925999
You'll just shove it up your pooper and shoot your prostate off.

>>714925999
A heart

>>714925999
A purpose to life

>>714925999
Lolis

Some gotdamn feet

>>714925999
>>714927222
This is now a trips thread

>>714925999
A decent set of headphones
A comfortpillow
A Husband (pillow)
Pokemon Sun
Dragon's Dogma on PC.
Cash
Quads

A PPSh-41

My Parents

A trap

>>714927546
Fuck you I'm not getting you quads

>>714925999
To die in my sleep

a gf

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-synthesizer (i only have a midi atm)
-fl studio
-weed money
-mario maker
-more weed money

>>714927546
Here you go
>>714927777

>>714927877

HA!

>>714927877
Why is everyone here so obsessed with a GF? GF are for chumps. If your under 30 fuck everything you can. From the time I turned 15 I was banging at least 1-2 different girls in my school a week.

Best day I ever had was 3 different girls in a day.

I just want my grandfather back. I lost him in june to sepsis so now he suffers from dementia and knows nothing. He might as well be dead as the grandfather that raised me is no longer here. Just his body. ;(

>>714928266
I feel for you anon. Grandmother had the same thing with me years before she passed.

>>714928266
That sucks. Maybe I could be your grandfather?

No for real, that sucks. Sorry anon.

>>714927650
What happened meng?

>>714928266
Feels man. Empathy is sent from me, to you.
I just want a ps2 and ffx.

>>714928394
>>714928409
Thanks, actually appreciate it a lot.

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A job.

a get

>>714927618
hi /k/

>>714928735
Why can't you get a job? Markets pretty good right now. Get that resume out there. Cut down your /b/ time and make finding a job your job. Alarm, shower, breakfast, dress nice, job boards. Every day

>>714928266
i feel that. i wish you only the best

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for my gf to come to pennsylvania with me :^(

To not be alone.

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>>714929217

I want to ride bareback on humpbacks all day!

>>714925999
You will shoot your eye out.

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A bullet.
And someone to let me borrow their gun.

>>714925999
>>714927222
>>714929111

>>714926128
>legos
L E G O
i swear to god you american fuckers never learn it


speaking of america, this year i just want freedom

>>714925999
some more bbs for my old red rider, that was the shit when I got it.

>>714928145
Doubt

>>714930041
I remember when I got a bb gun. When my dad gave it to me I though fuckin sweet now I can shoot some squirrel and shit. Then he tells me no hunting with it. I still shot a shit ton of squirrel and birds, I learned how to skin and gut them by myself. The look on my dads face when he found me in the back yard cooking squirrel over a fire was fucking priceless, but he took my bb gun and bent the fuck out of the barrel so it couldn't be used anymore. My 10 year old heart was broken.

>>714925999
The Beatles In Mono CD set. The stereo versions of Please Please Me, With The Beatles, Rubber Soul, and a lot of the early singles on Past Masters are fucking unlistenable.

>>714930443
My dad never told me not to hunt them, he just knew I was too much of a dumbass to hit them

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>>714928145
need that GF nigga

>>714925999
To pass away in my sleep

>>714929030
Where the fuck do you live that theres a pretty good job market faggot? I was laid off twice this year after a couple month long projects finished. T.plumber and pipefitter

>>714931060
Thats pretty much what my dad thought when he first handed it to me. Turned out I was a pretty good shot the first time I ever shot it.

>>714930434
Why doubt, not everyone is a pimple faced faggot like yourself with no confidence.

Shit and I went to High School over 20 years ago, when you had to put some effort into getting laid, and every chick wasn't also watching porn, and a whore like now.

If your a teen kid now and can't get laid, you are a fucking loser beyond belief.

>>714927779
Bear, Rabbit, or Mouse?

i want more makeup tbh

Your social security number and pin

>>714931791
also a sugar daddy

>>714931810
Everyone already knows 4chan autoblocks anything in that format whether it's real or not

***-**-****

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>Kill myself

>>714931624
80/20 rule
there's a lot more sex going on but it's all going to the top percentage
I'm getting around with that bottom 20% of women though

>>714931939
163_47_2956

>>714931939
867-53-0999
?

>>714925999
Friends.

Some random stuff for my car would be cool too I guess.

>>714925999
You'll shoot your eye out, kid

A fancy leather jacket
AND A GUN

>>714932034
Go to bed grandpa

A real loli tbh

>>714931582
Murrica. 115k last year. Barely worked

>>714932466
kys

>>714932535
It's funny cause that actually sounds about right. With my current job I can make around $500 in just a couple days of work. It's hard to make that last though, I'm lucky to get 50 hours in one month.

>>714925999 (OP) #
>>714927222 (You) #
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>>714932555

>>714931941
I can help, if you help me

>>714932846
Well good luck to you bro, my job actually won't last much longer, but I'm sure I'll get another. It will just pay less.

>>714925999
i kind of want an otamatone

>>714933074
Thats about where I'm at now, washing dishes again is sounding better and better every day. Need them paychecks one way or another.

before /b/ went to complete shit we used to have 'you want you lose' threads. I miss those I haven't seen one in a long time

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>>714933470
>before /b/ went to complete shit

>>714933470
Why haven't you started such a thread?

>>714925999
A big-booty ho.

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>>714933227
In around 2010, I literally applied for jobs cleaning toilets at the Hilton, applied at McDonald's and Taco Bell. True story. Didn't get hired at any of those places. This year I broke 100k. I understand. You got to do what you got to do to survive. Just don't give up whatever you do

>>714925999
Everyone all around the world to die.

>>714933470
then start one faggot

>>714933733
No content to get it going. I'll work on it.

>>714933956
No u

>>714934133
I hab no content either

>>714933937
Everyone? How would you know it happened?

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>>714934024
That's a bad excuse.

>>714934220
That wouldn't matter. The animals would know.

>>714934280
I'm lazy?

A bullet to the brain
Pls santa

>>714934359
I like you. I really do.

A Sharpie... please send me one, I'm too poor to buy one.

>>714934492
Definitely.

>>714925999
All the niggers to just disappear overnight. Please Santa!!!!!!

A red rider action bb gun

>>714925999
A decent job.

I've been pretty much out of work for 8 months...currently working at a shitty bottling plant.

>>714934914
You know what's gonna happen

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Peace of mind.

>>714935024
Youre

>>714935355
Gonna

>>714935400
Shoot

>>714935400
Your

>>714935446
Yer

Out

>>714935483
Eeeeyeeeee

>>714935528
In

>>714925999
money

Out.

The sweet release of death

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>>714925999

>>714935962
nope, some rest would do.

>>714925999
New pair of headphones

A new Rammstein album.
Related
>>714935962

>>714925999
a job, i've applied at like 80 places and interviewed with probably 8 thus far


for inside sales, I got a college degree and what not but it's been a bitch lol

Apologies

>>714931342
This please

a noose.

>>714925999
Weed
Alcohol
Strippers
Money
Guns
And legos

Outta here...

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De pusi

>>714938458
What about drugs?

>>714925999
I want those trips nigga

I want an official red ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle

>>714925999
Its what i dont want anymore
My virginity

>>714940282
That too sorry forgot

Any kind of shitty dirtbike, just to piss all the 50+ year olds in my neighborhood

>>714933622
YES

>>714925999
Nice trips. Also I hope pic isn't related. Why would anyone in their right mind go for a lever action? They're only completely useless and outdated by 100 years.

>>714925999
i want some trips like you

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>>714925999
Gelt all 8 nights, goyim!

>>714925999
to die
>checked

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The new 2017 CRF450R

>>714925999
Win lottery

>>714932034
>>714932047

What utter nongs

>>714925999
A Lapua sniper rifle. Only costs $4000.

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Gainful employment

>>714943816
Lapua doesn't make rifles.

4x4 Rubik's cube
New cell
KH3

>>714925999
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

>>714940477
you'll shoot your eye out kid!

>>714925999
Cobb Accessport.