How was your 2016 anon? What are your plans for 2017?

>>714923226
>spent most of 2016 jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who don't notice or care that i exist
>going to spend most of 2017 jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who don't notice or care that i exist

>>714923419
My nigga

>>714923419
You go boy

first half of 2016 was the best of my life
second half, probably the worst.

2016 was shit worked over half my time away 2017 will be the same

Not sure why I bother making these threads. Never get many replies.

>>714925052
What happened annon?

>>714925052
[email protected]

>>714923226
>Spent 2016 laying plans to get out of California and back to Florida
>Moving back to Florida to a job paying ~30% more (along with no state tax), living on the beach

Feels good man

>>714925238

good: the soccer team i support pulled off one of the greatest underdog stories in sporting history

bad:my dad nearly died and is now disabled.

>>714925269
Sending dick pic now.

>>714925446
Leicester fan?

>>714925509

yup

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>>714923419

>start of 2016, had pneumonia
>august, caught meningitis, three weeks in hospital, tacheotomy, induced coma for 10 days, pumped full of propofol and haloperidol
>three weeks ago, broke two ribs

2016 sucked penguin dick for me

My friends quit talking to me suddenly. Wont answer their phones, won't return texts. Idk what I did because no one has the balls to just tell me why. But at least I still have my dog, so theres that at least.

To be honest I don't really care anymore, fuck them. Once my plans go into full swing they won't even be an afterthought.

>>714923226
Good: The Penguins won the Stanley Cup
Bad: That was the only good thing that happened

>>714925742
annoying or a mooch

>>714925742
That happened to me this year. After a while I did get a response 'I'd appreciate it if you'd just forget me'. This person is 30 years old as well.

>>714925742
>Once my plans go into full swing they won't even be an afterthought.
School shooter confirmed.

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Im 27 now and did nothing with my life didnt fuck any girls or even go on a date . I jerked off alot and swallowed my cum a few times though.

>>714923226
Pretty great, found a girl who loves me like I love her and is pretty fucking freaky

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>>714923419
fock dude too true

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>>714926065
Shes going to cheat on you then leave you for a nigger next month

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>>714925606
just noticed the milhouse

>>714923226
this year i became a true criminal

>>714926326
Tell more information

>>714926382
are u a 4chan hackerboi who know computer shit and will look me up?

>>714926514
I dont care enough too

>>714923226
Worst year on record.
Just capped it off by totaling my car this afternoon.

Maybe my apartment could burn down fir Christmas, and my dog could die in New Years Eve. Then it'd be complete.

>>714923226
Got fired from my $50K a year job on December 1 ... Now trolling this shit-hole awaiting unemployment checks. Ho ho ho Merry Christmas my ass.

>>714923226
I made enough money to invest in the stock market and not be a loser anymore. 2017 is looking even better. Don't worry though, I'll still visit.

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>>714926514
>commencing backtrace now
>pinging the subnet
>localhost is go
>WE'RE IN

>>714926611
You wanna hang out? We'll get shit-faced. Lol

>>714926659
You don't get unemployment when you get fired. $50,000 a year.. your lying.

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>>714926659
You are whats wrong with america

>>714926818
No, you've actually got it backwards, if you quit you don't get unemployment. Always make them fire you.

>>714926818
Yes you can depending on state and union or not.

>>714926724
hahahah XD ok i kno i sound kinda faggy about it i shouldnt even mention it maybe its my inner fag

>>714926818
No one makes $50,000 a year.

That'd be craaazy.

>>714925914
Ha, you guys are fucking losers.. not your friends fault you suck so bad they want to forget you exist.

>>714926659
>Ho ho ho Merry Christmas my ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJWnKLhE0Yk

>>714926851
That's fucking right blame me for downsizing and corporate greed after 20 years of employment while you sniff your mother's dirty panties in the basement.

>>714925742
Kill them anon, become a hero to all betas. I'm being serious and not joking.

>>714923226
A tried a dick in the butt this year.
Didn't know what I thought of it at the time. But now it's all I want, all the time. Cock plowing my butt and pumping me full of hot jizzzz

>>714927113
Kek

>>714927146
Get off entitlements you bumass gucking socialist pile of cowshit

Not even joking. I spent like 99.8% of this entire year unemployed at my moms house surfing the internet for 16 hours a day

I have lost control of my life and I have no idea what to do to fix it. If I turn off this computer, there is absolutely nothing else to do in this house. Any job I apply to I don't get because i'm under qualified.

Fuck I don't know what to do. I feel totally trapped and helpless. Like even if I try my best my future is going to be this forced compromise I don't even want

>>714927244
Keep on thinking positive!

8 days in to this year my friends broke my jaw while drinking just kinda went down hill from there

>>714927244
But anon...

I'm fairly sure that's pretty gay anon.

>>714923226
Work was a little annoying, but there's nothing new there. Certainly tolerable.

Decent amount of travel.

First child.

Finally redid the kitchen so it's reasonably close to what I like.

Nice anniversary with the wife.

Overall, I'd say not bad. If abit underachieving on my part (I've really got to get off my ass and work harder).

2017:

More of the same, but a bit more sport (gotta take up tennis, biking, and hiking again), get more shit done for my side business. Figure out a way to get more than one income stream.

2016 went really well, actually. I know a lot of people had a shitty 2016, so I can call myself blessed.

>promotion with bonus and substantial raise
>got out of a shitty relationship and into a healthy one
>new car
>lost 50 pounds

Plans for 2017 are to fix my credit and build a savings account for emergencies.

>>714923226
Wasn't that bad..
Gonna travel alot in 2017 and fuck so many whores I'll probably get an STD. Thailand and Poland here I come.

>Toured the country in a bus used by Brian Wilson and Paul McCartney's bands.
>Played in a Reno casino for 3 months with free rent and food.
>Got paid to go back home, do a show, and fuck all my old college friends.
>Spent the summer in NC doing shows with a free car and free rent.
>Hung out in NY for a month smoking weed and doing some shows. Visited a lot of cool museums and bars.
>Starting rehearsals on Tuesday, don't need to find a new job til March.

2016 was the best year of my life. Hoping 2017 is better.

>>714927207
Who said anything about killing people you fucking nutjob? Life is shit right now and I'd be lying if I said the thought hasnt crossed my mind to just go fucking crazy and start shooting people, but I know by this time next year I'll have enough cash saved up and finally got the fuck out of my parents house.

>>714927265
start working out get abit buffer also u get out of the house u will look alot better and will feel more confident theres always programs to educate u to qualify u for a job and with a confident face and atitude and program qualification in the job u are searching u might get the job friends ull find along the way

>>714927265
try reading a book every once in a while, bro.

>>714927252
Come say it to my face... I will shove the barrel of my Republican backed .45-70 contender to your head and fire. Then melt the barrel in my backyard forge while i burn your pathetic fag body while receiving unemployment I've paid into for 20 years. Hopefully your cuck father and dick-trough whore mother don't miss you... I'd hate to see them an hero themselves trying to cope with your immense faggotry and death.

>>714927660
I kill people.

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>>714927840
Cultural marxist cock suckin faggo wop

>>714927936
Good for you. You want a fucking medal?

>>714923226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714926851
This faggot can't get a real job, so he's mad because he's a 9-5 loser with no intellect or hope to better his pathetic life. Your average liberal faggot.

>>714927640
Sounds awesome. I'm sure I wouldn't say the same about your music.

>>714928030
You're so eloquent. Let me guess, GED?

>>714928040
YES. I got a medal for killing people when I was a cop in the US.

>>714928040
Be sypathetic.

Think how fucked this anon is.

He's either been reduced to having internet tough guy tantrums or he really *does* kill people but no one believes him.

Kinda hilarious really.

>>714928129
How did you know ?

Meh 2016. Felt like I was spinning my wheels and not going anywhere until the last 3 weeks. Got a new job that starts in January and they are paying for my move across the country.

>>714928255
Allow me to congratulate you on your new job and move.

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>>714928234
>cop
>gets medal for shooting someone

k

>>714928363
Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>714928237
You may want to check your doors twice tonight.... Hahaha! (Evil Laugh) I love fucking a fresh corpse.

>>714928111
Yeah man, luckily it ain't my music. Primarily juke box musicals. 99% of my audience are senior citizens in red states.

People like you and I don't pay for art and media. Of course, I'd love to eventually be playing music that is more artistically fulfilling while still making money, but I'm still happy learning how to make money while working on my own failure solo work in the meantime.

Whether that ever happens I can't say, but I can at least learn the business from the inside so that I can help other people with their shit.

>>714923226
I've actually had a feasibly life changing 2016:

> quit alcohol (not drunk in 7 months)
> quit drugs of all kinds
> came off my anti depressant medication
> set up a new business
> spent a lot of time with my son and have never felt any closer to him
> cut all toxic people out of my life
> lost weight, but need to lose more
> become much happier and calmer

In comparison last year I attempted suicide, knocked someone out and nearly killed him, had extensive pending legal troubles from that, lost £200k on drugs and gambling, had numerous issues and problems with everyone around me.

I feel incredibly positive about he new year, even though as it stands, I've materialistically got so little to my name compared to previous. Mindset and internal happiness is much more important.

>>714928577
You're so cute, just like a handful of baby squirrels.

>>714928609
>primarily juke box musicals
Wut

Do you play at retirement communities orsomething?

>>714928508
The only reason George Zimmerman didn't get a medal was because he was a hot-head. Had he been A church-going,NRA member red blooded American, he would have.

>>714928739
Imagine those baby squirrels in your paper towel tube trying to get to your peanut butter packed asshole...

>>714929068

Thank you for yet another tiny glimpse into the Freudian nightmare of your mind.

>>714929433
That is not good allegory my friend. I prefer to think I am Goebbles, reincarnated.

>>714929693
Because you're a faggot just like him?

>>714929693
Do you even know what Goebbels did?

For starters, he was rather well-spoken.

>>714929879
No, because I hold the final solution in my head... This one won't fail.

2016 wasn't bad. Got a new job I really like, lots of hours though.
Went to some new places, did fun things met new people.
Bought some useful items, got new ideas for stuff.
On the bad side, more people irl locally moved away, a couple of my long distance friends wrote me off, got lazy put on some weight.
Endcap, wound up meeting an 18 yr old at a rave that just kept texting me. Some of the things she said made me realize I have been going in the wrong direction for awhile as far as my attitudes go.

2017: i'f like to think it's going to be good. Heading back in the right direction again. Thanks A~

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>>714930056
k

2016 was alright.
Gonna invade Poland soon so 2017 will be lit

>>714929946
Such as yourself? Please, I have nothing to prove to you. Hahaha!

>>714930329
I'm almost sure Goebbels never went on about squirrels and peanut butter packed rectums.

I'll take that as "No, I don't know what Goebbels did." Especially, given your whole "I kill people bit" your probably thinking of Heinrich Himmler...or...given your tenor, more like a wannabee Klaus Barbie.

>>714930115
You do realize that HIV-AIDS was put into motion by the Nazi's in Argentina... It is mutating to be resistant to treatments thusly bringing the start of the 4th Reich.

>>714930329
Your insistence that you have nothing to prove just says you're trying to prove a point.

>>714930592
Please, see this>>714930642

>>714930642
Who said anything about aids you faggot? Just stop posting.

>>714929433
The Thick Of It - one of my favourite lines.

That and when Malcolm turns to Ben Swaine after telling him he should run for PM "Stop fucking blinking or I'll pull out your fucking optic nerve and strangle you with it"

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>>714930645
Thank you for proving my point. Merry Christmas.

>>714923226
Wasted another year of my life doing nothing.

Still no gf.

2017 likely won't be any different. But if I get off my ass and hit the gym, maybe I can join the military. And hopefully I can go to Syria to fight.

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This was one of the greatest years of my life.

>>714930927
>>714930738
Blub,blub,blub...

>>714926185
>>714926065
This. Happened to me minus the nigger. They all cheat anon. Remember this day

>>714931094
The feels man... the feels.

Fucking awful

I spent the first 6 months of it in the salvation army adult rehab center, the next 3 months desperately trying to stay clean, and the last 3 high as a motherfucker.

Time to do it all over again

fuck my life

>>714923226

>get kicked out of school for having sex
>all my appliances in my house start breaking down (dishwasher, clothes dryer, air conditioning and heat, various others)
>best friend gets raped by the guy he tried to help and get back on his feet, so he becomes an alcoholic and heavy smoker.
>My cousin that i grew up with shot some nigger and has to spend 4 years in jail
>lose most of my friends because im not at school anymore
>car is breaking down and im spending all my money on shit that keeps breaking
>Isis
>BLM
>all the other fucked up shit that happened this year in the world

The best thing about 2016 is that i started a good job and my brother is still alive. Still got you too /b/.

looking forward to try to go back to school in 2017 even though its just community college. Its something you know?

>>714923226
>lost job
>went bancrupt
>still no gf

>awesome year

>>714930793
Nice catch. I intentionally paraphrased it, but it was something Steve Fleming was yelling at Malcom "can't immediately recall what").

>>714930927
To all of you... I am the master-baiter! This was my holiday gift to you. May your holidays be all warm and fuzzy you fucking degenerates.

>>714930793
Malcolm's description of Star Wars gets me every time.