Most fucked up shit youve done while horny

>>714910353
thumb up pooper

>>714910353
Pissed straight in my mouth while sucking my own dick

>>714910353
went to the ER

Came inside of one of those rubber masturbators, left it alone for a few hours, and then licked up the mess about 2 hours later (it was all cold)

>>714911512
Why?

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Jerk off into moms panties

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>>714910353
Stuck my dick in a cup of tea, then pissed in it and drank it.

Not my proudest moment in life.

>>714911861

$100 says it's because of something that got stuck up the anus

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>>714910353
Consesual sex in the missionary position

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>>714912128
Go to hell you heathen

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>>714912128

Jacked off during college class and ended up jizzing all over the floor. I got away with it because desks had courtesy dividers and the lights were off. Pretty sure the girl sitting directly next to me knew. I now have an exhibition fetish.

>>714912128
MODS!

So I was a teenager and I had cystic acne, which bleeds. One horny night i popped this cyst and it was bleeding, so I wrote my ex's name on my chest in blood and jacked off looking at it in the mirror.

>>714910353
Jacked off to a picture of a mansion. Because I believed before that the eyes in paper pictures could see me from their end.

Came on my girlfriend while she was sleeping, huge fetish of mine

>>714910353
my 12 year old cousin.....almost at the time i was like 15

>>714912573
Please tell me you were crying, that be topkek

Shoved a wooden drumstick up my ass about 5 inches deep. Also did the same to a wooden doorknob. I had a weird ass phase when I was a teen. I still enjoy it when a lady sticks a finger up my bum-bum. It's not the same with my own fingers anymore.

I watched some funny porn where the guy was like "spaghetti!" And we all laughed and laughed... Well that's the way it goes for a gal like me teehee

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Stuck 13 inchs of a plunger into my anus daily when I was 15, had an ass phase. :/

>>714914043
>plungie in the bungie

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>>714914241
>kek

Shoved a whole stick of butter up my ass shortly followed by a foot long pink dildo in only went like 2/3rds in but still.

shoved a huge black flashlight up my ass and red koolaid came out

>>714914043
You probably needed a plunger to get your ass unclogged after, anyway.

Stole my gf's sister's underwear and bra and jacked off while smelling them. Came on my gf's sister's retainer. Definitely have a thing for my gf's sister. That's the worst when you realize the little sister is way hotter than the original.

>>714910353
Somehow reached my dick gave head to myself cum regret have pain in my spine for weeks

>>714912005
nice feet

>>714910353
Jacked off to black girls and begged them to show me their tits

Asked a fat girl to show me her feet. She said ew and stopped talking to me

>>714912128
This was one of my worst moments too
I wish I was still a virgin

>>714916806
KEK

>>714917183
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>714910353

Jerked off in Spanish class in 7th grade. Being KHV isnt great.

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>>714912128
dude

came back home really drunk

asked my sister for a blowjob

it wasn't my finest moment

>>714917702
>filename
holy shit my sides

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>>714910353
I once picked up a blood filled tampon from a random bathroom in my school, and then sucked on it while fapping. I still can't believe I did that.

>>714918108
fuck's sake anon, I'm eating here

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:>)

Went to the bathroom during mass and jerked off

>>714918644
lolololz lets post iton reddits 4chan BAHAHAHA memes bby!

fucked my retarded cousin at a family wedding

I once got a girl extremely wet and turned on with my hands and mouth, then, just as i was about to stick my dick in, I told her she looked like a heroin addict.

Jerked off listening to my mom get fucked by my stepdad.

Jerked off listening to my dad fuck my step mom.

Jerked off listening to my friend fuck his girlfriend when I stayed over.

Jerked off listening to my neighbors fuck.

Jerked off to messed up pr0n.

>>714917988
Thats a Game Grumps Joke, check them out theyre pretty cool.

>>714918644
Fuck off back to roddit

>>714919123
never liked their videos but that was pretty funny

>>714910353
Cry

Maturbated in the same room as my mother for years

>>714918108
Goodness gracious

>>714910353
Fapped to depriving painal

>>714917788
How did it go?

>>714910549
Kek, on accident?

One time I got so horny that I fucking shot myself in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun.

>>714917788
but did it work?

Used a banana as a dido without a condom. It scratched my vagina and hurt for a while.

>>714918644
Fucking newfag.

>>714920129
You mean you boipussy

>>714920085
it did not work

>>714919937
>faaaaah i wanna blowjob gimme a blowjob i wanna blowjob
>(stands up and leaves room, goes upstairs, slams bedroom door)

it was fucking awkward for weeks after, my sister's cool really and I really regret asking her

I fucked with a girls head so bad and fucked her in the ass while she had a boyfriend and she cried the whole time. Atleast I got my nut off

>>714920466
>don't care, had sex

>>714918108
what the actual fuck
and wait if it was in the bathroom does that mean youre a girl? wtf thats even weirder

>>714918644
put me in the screenshot you post on reddit

>>714918644
That'll look great on reddit!


Im joking! Please kill yourself with a lawn mower.

Let's see, went on an AOL chat board as a 16 year old and found some 40 year old guy to suck my dick. Like 6 months later he was my boss at Staples. I found out that he had a family.

Also, I found my mom's vibrator, and used it on my dick and balls to cum. I'm guessing that the whole family heart it, because it was gone the next day.

As a 14 year old I tried to fuck my golden retriever. She was willing, but I didn't know what I was doing, so that was fail.

As a 27 year old, made out with a 17 year old Total groping. Stopped when she admitted to being a virgin. Age of consent is 16 in my state, so not illegal, but I really felt immoral about it.

As a 13 year old jerked off on my neighbor's trampoline, while the girl in my grade (who lived there) watched.

I knew this guy from the local bar. Always bitching about his girlfriend and how hard it was to be a young dad. I befriended his girl, and fucked her a few times. As soon as she confided that he hadn't eaten her pussy since she gave birth, I knew she was mine. "I can help with that."

I hated one of my coworkers a few years ago. I would regularly jerk off, and wipe my cum on his shit, especially his coffee mug. Fuck that smug little prick, hope he enjoyed my creamer.

Fucked a fat nigger. She was LOUD. Like damn bitch, this dick is six inches long, have you NEVER fucked?

Sucked a guy's dick for some weed.

There was this girl in my dorm in the junior year of college. Everyone said that she was secretly a prostitute. I took her out to eat at a cheap Chinese restaurant, and tried every which way to gently probe about the situation. Eventually she was just like, "Anon, I really need $50, do you have $50?" And I was like yeah, back in my room. I only had $5, but inexperienced whore didn't know to collect first.

My wife asked if I wanted any special birthday sex for my 30th. She probably thought I wanted to get pegged or some BDSM stuff. Nope. I jerked off on her face while she was passed out drunk.

>>714920199
Huh? No I was just a horny teenager and I wanted to feel what a dildo felt like but couldn't get one cuz parents. Why does everyone act like women don't go on 4chan? Every goddamn time. It's annoying.

>>714919921
Got any good vids?

>>714920610
Need proof

>>714918108
whyyyyyyyyyy.....?
a Fucking floor tampon...

>>714920731
Fuck off with this need proof shit. Seriously

>>714912128
t. virgin

>>714920592
this is an interesting legacy

>sucked my own dick
>multiple times
>the third or fourth time i have great idea
>cum in my own mouth
>instead regret
>so much regret
>what is wrong with me
>never sucked my dick again

>>714913229
>implying this is a problem

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>>714920865
Nah you fuck off, newfag

>>714913229
Holy shit anon, I know who you are.

>>714920907
ha, similar, i keep wondering who women who give man BJ can stand the taste of cum lol..its not necessarily the taste but the after taste which is the problem

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>>714918644
>lgbt friendly colours in the back

>>714918108
At least you tasted pussy unlike me.
Be proud of yourself. I would...

>>714920521
It was okay. We had casual sex before she got a boy then after she got him we fucked a bit but then she had this whole. "I need to be a btter person" thing and then she only sucked my dick. So then I got her nudes and fucked with her head and next thing I new I was fucking her ass and using her tears as lube

>>714920945
LOL go on an another thread if you want to see pussy that bad. I have better things to do than to cater for free.

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>>714918704
>mass
Faggot.

>>714919983
faggot

>>714921193
Newfag

>>714920538
In my country schools don't have separate bathrooms. Or atleast the schools I went to didn't.

>>714910353
I jerked off while sleeping next to my brother while my parents were in the same room.

Disneyland vacation. I was like 15 at the time.

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When I was 18 I pierced a hole into my mattress, sticked my cock into it and fucked it at 6am in the morning. I pulled an all nighter that day, which is probably why I acted that way. Safe to say my neighbors probably saw me , I didnt have any curtains in my room that day and my neighbor's window was adjacent to mine.

I work as a school janitor for thirteen years and every year over summer after we get done finishing waxing the floor i jerk off on them

>>714920610
tits or gtfo

>>714920760
I thought it would be like eating pussy...

>find my Old fleshlight
>Hasnt been washed for 4 years
>I get instant hard and horny by sering The FL
>I remove The cap, it looked like hell and smelled even worden
>I was horny af and decided to fuck it anyway
>Instant regret when i cummed, what have i done
>Dick begins to burn and its hurts like hell
>Owell it goes away tomorrow
>It didnt go away but got worse
>Couldnt bear The pain and i had to go to The hospital

>>714920893
All this crap and what I'm ashamed of is that a priest touched me. I don't even feel actively bad about the rest of that shit.... The most shame I have is for something that someone else did to me.

>>714911920
i can top that
jerked off wearing my moms bra and panties

>>714921162
It wasn't worth it though. It left me with period blood taste in my mouth for a couple of hours.

>>714920610
>"I'M A GIRL, PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!"
Fuck off.

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>>714921574
I had one of those. It ended up having maggots in it.

I just ran some pure alcohol through it, washed it and it was fine... For another while.


Those things fucking suck. Men need proper sex toys...


Like a gf.

>>714920610
fuck off cunt

>>714910353
Don't ask how
Got horny
Decided it was a good idea to cum down a public trash can
Wake up at 4 am that night
Go to said trash can, yes it was a trash can
Proceed
When I was about to cum some guy appeared
Called cops
Spent a night in.
Tl,dr:
Got the cops called on me for wanking off in a public trash can

>>714921900
Shit forgot to green text

Got my dick sucked at a glory hole.... was probably a dude.

>>714910353
This past Friday. Talked to guy I fucked before, asked him what he really wanted to do, he said he wanted to watch multiple strangers fuck me. So he set up an ad looking for guys. 9 guys responded, 11 showed up. For five hours I had 11 men taking turns fucking my ass and throat. Then they all came all over me and left one at a time. Then the guy that set it all up spanked me with a belt then made me suck him and he came in my mouth.

Was a pretty fun weekend.

>>714920610
Show your tits or get the fuck out you dumb fucking cunt

>>714910353

i use to lick shoes soles of girls, above all street rumenian prostitutes. i ask also to receive spit on face and slaps.

i pay woman to drink their piss

i paid a woman to shit and feed me but i couldn't do this entirely...this eneded her shitting on my chest and forcing me to lick her ass

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>>714921231

>>714911512
greentext?

Fucked a crackhead bareback in the basement of some random apartment building in the ghetto.

I broke off the rubber part of my mothers vibrating dildo, turned it inside out, and fucked it.

>>714919123
>Game Grumps
>Cool
Pick one

>>714920907
>>714921097
You guys are fucking faggots. Stop eating Taco Bell and it wouldn't taste nasty.

My gf sister stayed with us every weekend, I cut a hole through to the bathroom with 2-way glass inside. I saw that girl naked weekly from 14 to 19. So easy to do, it was crazy.

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>>714921429
>not picking up the schoolgirls instead

sdadsd

>>714922482
Reddit picks both because they're autistic.

>>714921977
aids, etc.

>>714922560
>I cut a hole through to the bathroom with 2-way glass inside
uw0tm8

>>714921977
Have fun dying from the STDs, faggot.

>>714921601
I know this is 4chan and all, but I'm really sorry that happened to you, man.

>>714922560
Was she hot? Pic

>>714922726
Two way glass inside the bathroom end you dumb fucking twat.

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Fapped in front of my little sister who suffers from RSD (she couldn't do anything)
we worked things afterwards and moved on.

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>>714921977

I shit you not i fucked my couch.... dick was raw for a few days

>>714922707
>>714922775

They all used condoms and came on me, not in. Except my buddy and I know he's clean. But you have fun being judgemental virgins.

>>714910353
As a teenager i used to be chubby to fat. The fat and the long hair made me somewhat androgynous judging from all the people that used "she" instead of "he".

That quickly gave me some weird autogynephilia.

The definite highest point of that time was when i was 16. I'd wear bras and panties stolen from pretty much anywhere i could - i remember stealing from a store, stealing from the sister of a friend, that kind of shit. Anyway, one night i decided that the thrill of putting things up my ass while furiously masturbating with only bras and panties for clothing wasn't enough. I had to do it outdoors.

2 AM and i'm half-naked jerking off in the mild cold of a summer night, hidden in the bushes of a random square. The adrenaline rush was truly something crazy.

The climax comes. I realize what i've done, i come back to my home and i stop doing weird shit like that. For three days.

I kept doing that kind of weird shit for a few years, but mostly indoors. One day i realised how fucked up i was and decided to stop.

... I sometimes still have the urge to wear a bra though, even though i've lost all that weight.

>>714922817
She was fucking amazing. Athletic, perky tits, trimmed bush. No pics, lost them way back. I'd watch her shave, deal with Tampons, exercise, she even came once. I think about it often.

My sister had a few friends sleeping over. snuck into the room while they were sleeping and jerked off watching then sleep.

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>>714921977

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>>714920610
I honestly couldn't care less who's on this website.

had an electro shock muscle stimulator.. 4 pads guess where they went

>>714923285
I also tranquillised my gf's cousin, I diddled her a bit front and back, but the bitch kept stirring.

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>>714920592
degenerate as fuck

>>714922860
This is just fucked up
kys dude

>>714910353
Fapped to Cheese Pizza

>>714923159
post your feet

>>714922860
Fuck you you fucking faggot, I watched my brother suffer from that for years.

-light piss play
-made out with my gf after i came in her mouth (like, RIGHT after. got a little of my own cum in my mouth)
-showed off/ subbed an older guy over kik
-catfished a 50yr old mailman in whales. had him take his dick out on his route. that was more for the lulz once he started sending shit back. on par with the funniest sexual experience ive ever had.

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>>714924227
Someone's Ｔ Ｒ Ｉ Ｇ Ｇ Ｅ Ｒ Ｅ Ｄ.

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>>714920592
>I hope he enjoyed my creamer

>>714922842
So you can't even English.

Also, again:
>two-way glass
So, normal fucking glass? Are you retarded? Maybe you meant to say a two-way mirror or one-way window or something, but wow, you're actually stupid.

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>>714921193
tits or gtfo

>>714924118
I'm a man, not really an attractive one either. My feet are gross and I really despise people with a foot fetish.

>>714921900
Absolutely unbelievable TOPKEK

>>714910353
I once ejaculated on my cat's back, masturbated another cat through a blanket to see his reaction, masturbated a friend's dog out of curiosity, touched my sister's vulva, stuck a lego piece just inside her vaginal entrance to experiment, I used a stuff animal to masturbate, saved child porn that was shared on a Kik room, browsed and read loli manga, dreamed of raping my own grandmother, my mother, thought of raping my sister, traded nudes of myself with a minor, once masturbated in class.

I did all this throughout my life when I was really horny. I guess pretty much what every /b/tard does here.

Jacked off in a public pool surrounded by Asian women with Down syndrome.

>>714922860
Is that her? She's cute. You should do more with her, anon. And post pics, of course.

>>714923159
>he thinks that means he can't get STDs
What are you, fucking retarded?

>>714922258
Dude...

>>714916257
I've noticed this so much, my wife's younger sister is way hotter, and a bunch of other girls I know are less hot than their younger sisters

>>714924461
Ok but post noodle first

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>>714924227

>>714924641
Do you know how STDs work? The fluid has to enter the body, it can't soak in through the skin. Maybe you should rethink calling someone a retard if you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>714924512
>browsed and read loli manga
>pretending this is noteworthy in any capacity
Faggot.

>>714924227
did you brother get any better ? we're losing hopes here

>>714924591
im not a fucking pedo
i was just horny and couldnt help it

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>>714924443
So in a thread about sexual kinks you concentrate on the semantics of the naming country-to-country of a surveillance glass, and grammar? Wow, you are one momentous flying faggot.

>>714924864
Of course I do. If you have any cuts or similar wounds, it could get in that way. You say "all over" so it could have gone up your nose, in your mouth, in your ears, etc. It could run somewhere too.

>>714925047
>the semantics of the naming country-to-country of a surveillance glass, and grammar
No, I'm focused on the fact that you're retarded, said the wrong thing, got called out on it, and are now butthurt that you got called out on being retarded.

Stay mad, faggot.

sucked a dick

>>714921335
Which 3rd world country are you from?

>>714924963
>im not a fucking pedo
>i was just horny and couldnt help it
Come on, anon, you don't have to be shy.
She looks like she'd thoroughly enjoy it.

>>714921653
I can top that. Jerked off wearing mum's (britfag here) underwear and bra, with vibrating toothbrush up my ass. (I was young at the time, I had to get creative)

>>714925119
I think you mean "no you are". Not butthurt about 'it' just you you dumb shit, its just pissant little bitches like you make me want to skin them while I make their mothers watch.

When I was younger I tried to jerk off while getting a haircut, the woman cutting my hair thought I was very nervous. and my mom was standing behind me too.
(couldn't orgasm)
And several times in class when sitting in the back-ish, did orgasm a lot.. it was always a struggle to get rid of the cum tho.
oh and in the cinema while sitting next to my dad.
OT
I was going to try something with the dog, but in the end I couldn't do it.

>>714922258
I got a bj from a possible crackhead in a old mattress in a shitty basement

>>714925485
3edgy5me

Grow up, kid. You were wrong. Get over it.

>>714925068
So, a purely hypothetical situation where I have a bleeding wound (I don't), or maybe up my nose or in my ears (it didn't), or it drained magically into my ass (it didn't)? You're really onto something here, since we already know that all of them DEFINITELY have STDs.

Idiot.

Jacked off in almost every classroom in my high school after hours. jacked off in detention whenever possible, only time I was caught the teacher thought I was texting so they just confiscated my phone. Additionally jacked off in the chapel 3x (Catholic school) and distributed semen to different pews. Sneaked into girls locker room and jacked it into 2 lockers. Whenever our xc or track team visited different schools I jacked off somewhere in their building like into lockers after racing or in the woods on their course. Jacked off onto the bleachers at the state meet or in woods every time I went. Girl jacked me on the bus back twice. Jacked it in every hotel room, hid semen in fridges several times. In college saga continued in several buildings and athletic events. Basically I just enjoy defiling public places with semen.

>>714925616
Faggot.

>>714918644
remake and include >>714918108

>>714918644
thread just started and only included 1st 15
lol nig

>>714925570
>MUH EDGY
>>>/reddshit/

>>714925616
>bleeding wound
It wouldn't have to be bleeding, and if you were having a gangbang (which you were), it wouldn't be farfetched to assume you might get some cuts.

Until now, you never specified where it went (or, in this case, where it didn't go) nor whether they had STDs or not (and the fact that they were random guys means you probably don't actually know for sure whether or not any of them had STDs).

I'm talking about possibilities given the information you provided. You only have yourself to blame for not providing enough information to prove that you definitely could not have got an STD.

TL;DR you're the only idiot here.

>>714925760
There goes the great detective again.

>>714919104
>messed up
>porn
choose one

>>714925839
>being this new

>>714925570
If you listen I think your uncle is calling from your closet, he says he needs his 'special little man'. You literally reek of sexual abuse.

>>714925851
That was a different anon, not >>714925849 me. But thanks for being a faggot anyway, faggot.

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>>714912128

>>714925218
i'm not attracted to kids also she only has a cute face, you should look up what RSD does to the body flesh.
no being edgy

I've used a plunger handle to fuck myself. Yes, I cleaned it, then put glass beads with flat bottoms around the handle, wrapped it up in cling wrap and went to town.

Probably one of the weirdest things I've shoved in my pussy.

>>714925880
>said the redditard

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>>714925903
>You literally reek of sexual abuse.
Yeah, you really do, anon.

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>>714925849
Butthurt virgin detected. Stop pissing ask over people that aren't afraid to enjoy themselves. I posted my story to contribute to the thread, not to provide autistic levels of detail just to appease one retard.

>>714910353
When I was 23 I fucked my friends 12 yr old sister on the floor of their little computer room when he was asleep one night (pulled out and busted all over her Looney toons t-shirt and then a 2nd time she rode me in their dining room with lingerie on. I'm not a pedo and don't particularly get aroused by anyone that young back then (17 years ago) or now but she was all over me and hot as fuck, couldn't help it.

>>714926014
>redditard
Okay 9fagger, I'm sure you're having fun on this Chinese cartoon image board, but it's time for you to go to bed.

>>714910353
pissed all over the carpet

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>>714910549

>>714926152
Never been to 9shit in my life, keep deflecting though

>>714926111
So you're butthurt because you were called out on your bullshit? Mmhmm. I'm sensing a pattern in this thread. A bunch of autismos who make inaccurate claims then get made when they get called out.

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>>714920610
Tits or gtfo

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>>714912128
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>714926297
>deflecting
Says the person who keeps going on about redshit.

Barebacked a tranny I met off craigslist

>>714926334
Sorry your favrit website is shit

>>714925990
RSD sounds bad but not like the end of the world. But maybe I'm wrong - I don't know anyone with it personally so I really can't see.

Still, she looks really cute. I bet she'd love to suck a dick, anon.

>>714926476
>hurr-durr I got butthurt about being wrong so that anon must like reddit
Okay anon, you have fun with your retarded logic. Stay mad.

>>714926304
>Check it mom, I'm callin out niggas left and right while they try to talk about sex

>Mom: I should've aborted you

>Raging, does it even more

>>714926150
Pics or it didn't happen, anon.

That sounds amazing.

>>714926001
>in my pussy
Stop attention-whoring.

>>714926742
Muh edgy

>>714926795
>still trying this hard
Are you seriously still mad about being wrong? Grow up.

>>714926852
>implying you know the meaning of the word
Anon, you have issues.

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when i was 12 (I'm 22 now) i met up with a much older guy (he was over 30) that i met online and who had bought me some neopets stuff and I sucked his dick. I cried afterwards and blocked him on everything.

>>714926895
MUH EDGY!!!

>>714926863
You really think you're making people mad, don't you? Jesus...

>>714926905
Retard

>>714917788
and? you cant leave us in suspense like that...

Arguing with autismos on the internet lul

>>714918967
thats what she says too

>>714920610

You should know the drill if you actually come here regularly enough

Tits or gtfo whore

>>714919792
who would normally come first?

-fucked a shemale

-a shemale fucked me

-masturbated while shaving my parts. Ended up in a mix of cum, blood and pubes. Saw my face in the mirror and tought wft im doing with my life

-tasted my own cum. Total regret

-called a mature prostitute, she said she was 45. We met in a motel, she was 60 at least. Fuck her anyway. We had small talk afterwards, she said she had a granddaughter of my age (I was 20). She gave me her number, called her but neve met

-used my sister's deodorant as a dildo when I was 15

-had sex with one of my sister's classmate. She was 14 and I was 17

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>>714921601
God is everywhere. Especially your butthole.

>>714927004
I don't think, I know.

>>714927705
dude, what the serious fuck

>>714927001
Grow up, kid.

>>714927001
>>714926895
Get a room, you two

>>714927854
G-G-GROW UP KID


Ok, enlightend neckbeard

>>714910353
Ate my cum

>>714910353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714927950
>keeps calling people edgy
>is still butthurt
Okay, faggot.

>>714927842
K

>>714927842
I can't wait to laugh at your parents dying of cancer.

>>714927915
Why would I want to get a room with someone who has a tiny dick?

>>714911928
You win

>>714928041
Actually, my uncle is the one dying of cancer, but nice projecting.

>>714928012
MUH EDGY

Masturbated over my sleeping gf after I carefully moved her clothes to see her tits and ass (she doesn't love me anymore so doesn't fuck me)

Two nights in a row.. last weekend..

i peed on lots of teddy bears and hid them under my bed..
then i would grind on pillows

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>>714928141

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>>714921162
i tasted 14yr old pussy (when i was 15) it's nothing to write home about, quite acidic, never got to fuck it though, she said i had to wait till she was 16, we didn't stay together long
dam i miss playing with those beef curtains and big tits :(

>>714928251
But anon, you should treat her right and make her love you again.

>>714928325
>14 year old
>big tits
Sure anon.

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>714920610
too bad girls dont exist on the internet

>>714924227
Did you jerk it to him?

>>714928402
give up, she's a dickhead anyway, finally getting paid next week first time in almost a year, im gonna have to take her out with it, and its only about 150 pounds (3 months work)

>>714928703
Why is she a dickhead? You could make up with her, anon. Maybe. I don't know your situation.

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>>714928469
it was 27 years ago you plonk, digital cameras didn't exist back then
shame though

>>714928867
>implying you couldn't use an analogue camera
Anon, how do you think people took photos and videos before digital cameras existed?

>>714925482
>with vibrating toothbrush up my ass
someone please post the "i got caught with a Dora The Explorer brush up my ass" greentext

Put on my first cousin's bra and panties and jacked off (while sniffing another pair of her panties) then left the cum-stained garments back in the drawer with her clean clothes.

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>>714924512
of-cause you did nudge nudge, wink wink

>>714910353
Jack off in my little sisters bed. Shes 8.

>>714924512
wow you are actually legitimately a sociopath.

by pure definition.

>>714916257
Are you the guy who got caught and made a thread about it? And your gf dumped you?

>>714910353
jacked off in a park
two niggers saw me and shouted out something so i ran home

>Went to gayspot to watch porn and masturbate
>Two gays sneak up behind me, start touching my butt
>Feelsgood
>They give me popper and lead me to a room with a bed
>Without hesitation I take off my clothes and let the first guy lick my butt and lube it up.
>I let him cum
>Next guy is hung like a horse
>More poppers
>He uses me like a sexdoll, cums buckets
>Leaves door open, more people come in

Shit man. I didn't plan to do any of this. I know I have a problem, sex addiction is too easy to feed

>>714927544
Post your noodles then boys, better be bigger than 5"

>>714924591
mods

>>714929292
I also fucked a girl for her first time (she made me wear a condom) but while I had her laying on her back, i slid down to eat her out, slipped off the condom, then put it back in before she realized what happened. Came buckets.

Had a rotation of three different girls I was fucking on a regular basis while cheating on my girlfriend, then accused her of cheating on me and broke up with her (honestly i was just bored of sex with her)

messed around a LOT with my younger cousin when we were both little.

one of my girlfriend's besties got suuuper drunk one night at a house party, I escorted her to the bathroom cause she looked like she was gonna puke. I stripped her naked, took off my pants and dropped her in the bathtub before I proceeded to fuck her throat until she threw up on my dick. Good times.

Took pictures of my friend's girlfriend asleep in a hotel room when her tits flopped out of her shirt.

>>714911773
Why