this thread is about playing with guns

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>>714894879
god willing I'll have a real job by then

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>>714894974
Well it could happen any day now

Chinese or Australian economic boom, American bank chaos again. Anything that reduces the gap.

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>>714894886

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>>714895292
Alternatively, the paper tiger of china could crumble, taking you with it while our God Emperor raises the USD to ever greater heights, trapping you eternally in ausfailia.

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>>714895374
That is alright. Nothing wrong with Aus, I just want to retire is all.

>>714894700
oh okay, i just wasn't sure if you were getting much sleep at all.

>>714894882
the stuff i got wasn't really sticky but to a degree it was

>>714894886
>you will never get to worship his feet and bounce on his dingus
:_:

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>don't watch netflix for months
>suddenly, new season of longmire

god bless

>>714895596
not working sounds pretty lit

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>>714895598
ah okay, thanks for the info

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>>714895725
I'll probably still get like
a casual chill job somewhere

or maybe a hobby

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>>714896207
you have to pay for your spawn somehow

as for hobbies I recommend super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube it's very fun

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>>714896207

That's a Salazzle, and thus, female.

Bagina.

Speaking of reptiles, though... can we get some scaly beefcake?

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>>714896285
>you have to pay for your spawn somehow
no that would be paid for
I have about 500k AUD in assets.

Can get a good house with all the shit I wanted for ~200k USD

Earning interest and investment returns on 300k is more than enough to pay for the weenies and whatever else

>>714896598
omg did u just assume her gender

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>>714896709
man, my parents made really irresponsible financial decisions

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>>714896863
How so?

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>>714896948
raising children in the city of philadelphia, traveling constantly, sending us to private school, etc

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>>714897098
>private school
ew

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>>714897224
>public school in philadelphia
http://thenotebook.org/articles/2012/12/03/looking-back-on-racial-violence-at-south-philly-high

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>>714897322
>living in philly
I refuse to come visit you until you move somewhere nicer

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>>714897438
as much as I front about how great it is here I'm honestly kind of getting sick of living in the nigger capital of my state

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>>714897548
One of the reasons i am avoiding cities.

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>>714897818
I have really mixed feelings about that. I know if I get a job and move somewhere far from the city, I'm going to hate not being able to go out and be a massive degenerate like I can right now. But goddamn I cannot stand niggers anymore.

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>>714897989
see, that is my secret
I am a massive degenerate inside, not out.

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>>714894886
>foot focus

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>>714898219
well yeah, you're married with kids and I am violently obsessed with actual cock

>>714898220
>gender neutral pronouns

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>>714898377
>wow you really got me there
>I take it back

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>>714898220
>

>>714898377
no I mean I just do it indoors, because I do not like to leave the house

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>>714898491
I thought we were just criticizing one another's images.

>>714898612
me neither, but sometimes I have to to be violently degenerate since I don't like inviting perverts to the home my parents live in

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>>714898612
>>>female foote
>>714898686
Yeah but you're not allowed to criticize me since I don't post disgusting smut.

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>>714898793
My disgusting smut is exactly as poisonous to society as your gender ideology dog.

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>>714898793

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>>714898848
I don't care about it.
This is white dog now and forever, and that is all.
>>714898908
Critical levels of smug.
>>714899008
u2

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>>714899061
just postin feets

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>>714899061
yeah and I'll keep fantasizing about gote feet since we're going to be mutually degenerate here

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://utoo.pw/JSJP

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>>714899061
o shit ur rite, better fix it

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A here's the anthro scaly beefcake?

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>>714899168
Well, continue.
>>714899205
But do gotes even have feet?
>>714899251
Thnx

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>>714899251
who the fuck shibaris a plush toy

>>714899489
asriel does, they're right there

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>>714899373

Where's the scaly beefcake?

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>>714899541
Yeah but that's gorse, boyo.
Take your disgusting fetishes elsewhere.

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>>714899489
np anon

>>714899541
whoever made that picture does, not very effective for a 1 foot plush (its the same one i have).

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>>714899489
idk how many i have left

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>>714899733
my disgusting fetishes are going to stay right here in all their vile glory

>>714899746
do you have a daki too

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>>714899842
I mean tbqh I've enjoyed some characters that are probably foot fetish heaven, e.g. Juri.
>>714899799
You can't keep this up forever.
Soon it will end.
>>714899746
Except that's not disgusting.

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>>714899842
no i dont, sorry. i wouldnt get one either, if i had money i'd get a life size plush. at least that way i have something more than a 1 foot plush to cuddle myself asleep to.

>>714900037
its not meant to be, its just meant to be lewd

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>>714894886

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>>714900037
yeah dude that bitch fucking patient 0 of foot fetishes
>tfw juri will never step on your dick

>>714900133
Good point.

>>714900186
please tell me there's more videos like this

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>>714900263
Alright that's pretty repulsive.
You should feel disgusted with yourself.
I mean I'd like for Mercy to step on me, but not on my dick, man.

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>>714900470
>I mean I'd like for Mercy to step on me
H Y P O C R I T E

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>>714900537
But not muh dick, bruh.
Huge difference.

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>>714900715
what's wrong with getting your dick stepped on?

I mean face would be good too

it's snowing out really hard
i don't like it

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i need to go sleep, enjoy my favorite lucario artist. good night/day.

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>>714900902
bye faggot

>>714900876
I'd trade you snow is my jam

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>>714900806
Alright I mean I was about to continue this conversation, but it's just degeneracy.
Let's calm down with some nice Mercy.

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>>714901220
that is probably the right decision I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be talking about foot fetishes if I was more sober also

>>714900991
i hate it when there's more than a thin layer on the ground, right now it's not only snowing hard, there's strong winds too

i hope i don't have to go outside today

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>>714901328
sounds heavenly

>>714901375
it's like hell but with snow

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>>714901321
I need like two more weeks before I stay drunk for the rest of my life.

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>>714901488
according to the inferno, I believe the 9th circle is actually frozen over

>>714901494
why two weeks? Isn't class already over for you?

>>714901605
i don't know what the 9th circle or "the inferno" as an entity is

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>>714901605
I'm not 21 yet.
Plus there's the fact that I live in a very anti-alcoholic household.
My mother actually got teary and emotional when she came in the other day and just told me how good I've been as far as drugs and alcohol go. My brother got caught with weed and partied a lot.

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>>714901717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Comedy

I haven't actually read it, but it's a bit of a cultural touchstone

>>714901798
oh right yes age, that whole dilemma

q

my palm hit the enter key and I forgot what else I had to say there

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>>714901929
My brother wants to get me my preference of hard alcohol for my birthday. My parents wouldn't enjoy that. They only approve of a beer or two. Anything else triggers PTSD.
qq

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>>714902125
wow you got mad swole

my entire family are degenerates of some sort

>>714901717
Settle this for my brother and I, how would you build Crunch?

>>714901717
The Inferno by Dante, it's a part of the Divine Comedy. Details purgatory, limbo and hell.

The final circle of hell has people stuck in ice, with worse crimes being stuck deeper. It's a circle for betrayers, people who commit treason etc.

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>>714902227
Well I mean I'm trying.
I'm just part of a good, wholesome Christian family.
The horror.

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>>714902372
the only religion in my family is at least two generations removed. It's no wonder I'm a gay alcoholic

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can we start posting porn again?

>>714902520
Its too early for that.

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>>714902478
It really bothers my parents that they have a success rate of 0% of transferring their religion to their children.
Well I'm also a degenerate.

>>714902125
What the fuck is the joke in this picture? Puberty turned them all into faggots?

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>>714902593
christianity is dead and it died because of the weakness, the giving nature of the faith. Islam transfers well between generations because it preaches strength and domination.

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>>714902740
It is a jojoke my friend
Not a great one, but it suffices
>>714902742
Sounds like you'd like some Islam in your life.

>>714894886
Name of that fur comic please, newfag here.

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>>714903045
Well, horses are shit, so neither one will win.

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>>714903161
it is not a comic

>>714903188
it's not literal. Bin laden was a cleric, he talked in adages, that's how they do.

load fast pupper

>>714902861
>Not knowing that Subby is actually a radical Islamic transnigger in real life

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>>714903340
do not cast aspersions on my loyalty to Europa, to America and her children. I seethe with rage every time I see one of those grotesque brown gremlins covered head to toe in the mudfucker rags.

>>714901929
that's actually pretty interesting
too bad i most likely won't read this piece of culture

>>714902347
oh, alright.
it's funny how superstitious it all is though

>>714902263
damage, attack speed and health

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>>714903340
I should probably stop being friends with him.
>>714903312
Clerics are the worst.
Just be a fucking Knight like the rest of us.

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>>714903557
I've never bothered, and I pretend to be cultured and worldly so I'm more or less the target demographic.

>>714903582
Mage or bust.

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>>714903680
I mean stealth archer is the most superior strat of them all.

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>>714903946
believe me I've spent 400 hours in skyrim I've squatted and shot more motherfuckers than I can count at this point

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>>714904042
I probably have the most amazing ass with all the collective time I've squatted in video games.

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>>714904192
>tfw squatting in vidya doesn't translate into irl buns of steel
life isn't fair

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>>714904326
I mean, just commit to leg day.
I have.
Although I should be able to squat more, at least I'm doing something.

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>>714904455
it'd be so nice if I didn't have to though

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>>714904604
Nigga, invest some time into yourself.
It pays off.
You only got one body. Take care of it.

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>>714904820
stop preaching you cuck I've been exercising and shit

>>714902520
Yes plz.

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>>714904928
I will cuck you when I get hotter after all this exercise and proper eating.
You're not exercising hard enough, you fucking jello monster.

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>>714905190
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.

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>>714905266
Then I will beat up anyone who tries to cuck you.

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>turn on csgo stream
>james and ddk shooting rl guns inbetween games
excellent

>>714905409
You'd do that for me? You're my hero~

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>>714905541
Just give me many hours of advance notice.
And a long time to get swole. Which will probably be never.

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>>714905807
BITCH HOW THE FUCK YOU TELL ME TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF THEN POST PICTURES OF SOME CAKE LIKE THAT
FUCK

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>>714905911
Because nobody ever said it would be easy.
You realize that I've had my own issues.

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>>714906042
AT LEAST DON'T MAKE IT HARDER

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>>714906140
I always make it harder.

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>>714906277
You always make me harder but usually I'm less irate about it.

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>>714906331
Angry sex is okay.

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>>714906484
Not that you'd know.

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>>714906650
Zero sex is okay.

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>>714906704
I don't think I could eat those cookies they're too adorable.

Don't worry, I'll relieve you of your virginity.

>>714903680
i don't like to pretend to know something i don't, just turns out poorly for me in the end

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These food pictures are why you're fat.

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>>714906990
I'm very practiced at it.

>>714906994
He isn't.

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>>714906784
I couldn't spend such time on small details. I'm not big into decorating yet. I haven't gotten that far into baking.
I appreciate the gesture, but I'm good.
>>714906994
Don't make fun of my religion.

>>714907062
i can tell, you practice it often

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>>714907144
>yet
Didn't you stop baking?

>>714907182
The nice thing is I know lots about lots of subjects, so the few I'm not an expert in I can ad lib reliably.

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>>714907245
I doubt I'll ever stop entirely. I'm just calming down, is all. I made some gingerbread oatmeal cookies with white chocolate chips this morning.
I'm only having two per day, at the most.

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>>714907062
Well I think that just isnt true.

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>>714907432
I feel sorry for the future me that will exist after christmas cookies reenter this household, he's going to have a very hard time sticking to that prescription.

>>714907499
caitlyn is a waifish redwood

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>>714907585
what

>>714907245
you could say it's an expertise in ad libs

i just don't really know a lot of subjects because most of them either don't interest me or i can't be assed to bother looking it up

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>>714907585
The problem was that I couldn't get it off my mind.
I'd always be thinking about what I wanted to bake next, and just anticipating making it.
Perhaps the boredom will cause me to revert, but who knows.
What kinds of cookies? Sugar cookies?

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>>714907666
tall n' skinny

>>714907699
I think I'm becoming progressively less knowledgeable as time goes on on account of being lazier, less interested in facts and most of all busier with real life

so it is that the necessities of adulthood drain away the excess virtues of wisdom

>>714907818
I was the same way about buying lunch at school basically this entire semester, actually. Got addicted to spending too much money on food trucks.

Yeah, like them cat jawns above.

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>>714907924
There's still some of a gingerbread cake I made last time I was around left over in the freezer. I keep forgetting about that.
We have three birthdays in my immediate family in a span of 14 days with Christmas in that period, so plenty of food.

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>>714907924
I really dont care, he is fat to me.

>>714907924
life happens sometimes and you have to deal with that instead of learning things that don't affect you for the most part

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>>714908119
>There's still some of a gingerbread cake I made last time I was around left over in the freezer. I keep forgetting about that.
How long ago was that? I can't imagine any cake made in this house lasting over two weeks since they never have before.

>>714908120
alright nibbles

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>>714908230
life fucking blows
I should read every book in the world and then shoot myself

>>714908299
you would want to shoot yourself before getting a dent in that list of books done

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>>714908120
Finally, someone sees me for who I am.
Thank you. Nobody else seems to get it.
>>714908236
Thanksgiving break. My parents don't eat most desserts when they're on their own. It's only when me and my brother are home that they get devoured with startling rapidity. He lives elsewhere most of the time.

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>>714908119
That looks damn nice!
Gingerbread and cream?

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>>714908380
obviously, that would work too

>>714908431
my dad would go through that shit, he's fat af

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>>714908431
One who does not desire sex, but to consume.

>>714908486
just imagine the books you'd end up reading if you were going to read all the books in the world
which includes horrible, awful books. i'm sure by the time you got to one specific book you'd wish you shot yourself earlier rather than later

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>>714908455
Hard to say. That seems likely, but it may be a pumpkin roll. None of these pictures are my own, and I got them a while back.
>>714908486
My dad is losing weight for some reason, and it's not because he planned diet and exercise, so maybe he could use more cake.
>>714908651
Really, it's all one and the same.

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>>714908777
I'd start with the good ones, obviously. You know, mein kampf, that sort of thing.

>>714908910
Shove your dad full of cake until he's as fat as mine so we can have equally shitty dads.

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>>714908910
You consume cake, sf consumes cock. Theres a difference.

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I mean, I kinda consume both, where I can.

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>>714908910
oh i though you made it. Ah well, maybe you can make them in time.

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>>714908961
I don't think it's possible for my dad to be shitty.
He brings home the fucking bread, puts up with so much shit from my mom, and is always fine, somehow.
>>714908966
The same sort of desire aimed at different things.
>>714909130
I think I may have a jelly roll pan around to make such a thing with. Can't remember.
I'm too hooked on cakes and cheesecakes and combinations of the two.

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>>714909323
Oh is your mom shitty? That's fine too then, my mom is the best and puts up with all ym dad's bullshit.

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I guess its about time then you two summon the best with two backs.

>>714908961
related to that, I'd recommend reading Segiwa deobuleo, translated, it's called Reminiscences: With the Century, if you're going to do that

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>>714909452
north korea is too pathetic a country to bother with

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>>714909405
To be fair she's had a lot of medical problems, especially lately. She's just kinda a bitch sometimes, but someone has to lay down the law and be emotional in this household.

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE OPENLY BISEXUAL MEN IN REAL LIFE?!

>>714909854
I LOVE ALL HUMANS.
Humans are pretty cool.