REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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The likeliness of that is slim to none for me..but might as well give it a shot. Never know what mysterious wonders are in the works.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.

I mean I drive a Miata but okay...

Noull

The last one didn't work :(

what if i dont want one right now

>>714873538
wait shit

y

Justin case

>>714873354
kill me please

Replying, even though it hasn't worked yet.

>>714873354
Pleas

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>>714873354
thanks anon

>>714873354
Not sure if I want a girlfriend tbh......

>>714873354
(yuo)

k

>>714873354
ehh

>>714873354
I'll try anything.

Penispoo

ok

thx op. will send nudes tomorrow.

Hello darkness my old friend

a rw

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>>714873354
Reply to this post or this thread will give you cancer.
Also reply to this post and OP will get cancer.
Replying to this post will help you to win the lottery too.
Reply to this post and your dick will grow another inch by tomorrow.

>>714873354
but im gay.

>>714873354
Thanks op
I hope she will look nice

I replied

Worth a shot

>>714873354
You promise only lies, but I can not resist

kek already got one

>>714873354
O

Cthulhu fhtang

I wish

Cool story bro

done

Ok why?

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>>714873354

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>>714873354
here

Sure I will.

k.

>>714873354
What do I have to lose

>>714873354
I hope shes laidback and sexy.

we will see

>>714873354
Not happening, ever. Like I care though.

>>714873354
well it can't hurt

What do i have to do for my girlfriend to fuck off by tomorrow?

>>714873911
911 was bad mmmkay

Rollolo

Ok

>>714873407
Give me your powers kek, just for awhile my intense KeKeRiNo

>>714873354
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>>714873354
Will my wife mind?

>>714873354
ok

Ayy

>>714873451
k

she better put out

>>714873354
this isn't even the most cancerous thread i've seen all day.

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>>714873354
How could this be????

Ok then

>>714873354
k

>>714873354
:C

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>>714873354
Please Kek, grant me this in holy chaos' name!

replyo my boyo

>>714873354
My new gf will be a home invader cuz I never go outside

idk

>>714873354
pls

This will never happen

>>714873451
pls

>>714873354
I'm not even going outside tomorrow

>>714873354
Ok thanks sir

>>714873354
nice joke

>>714873354
Im lonely

>>714873354
nice

damn daniel xdddddddd

Pls

Ok

i dont believe you but tomorrow is my birthday so why not

>>714873354
lol okay then faggot

>>714873354
It'd be nice.

Bullshit!

oh boy a girl friend, cant wait. HOPE SHE IS NICE!

ok?

>>714873354
I'm sooooo fucking thirsty for love

:D

ok

pls

Fuck me its Angie Varona, I havent seen her tits in a while.

pls let me meet a cutie

>>714873354
Okay.

>>714873354
Sure

Probably not gonna happen. But rollin anyways

Nigher

>>714873354
>tfw I already have one

pls cynthia succ me

I don't think itll work, but I guess only one way to find out

>>714873354
fucking cucks

>>714873354
bekfist, for i am delicious fists

topkek

If only it was that easy

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>>714873354
What if I kill myself today?

>>714873354
>not dubs
you're full of shit, op

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ey b0ss can i have pussy please

but what will my wife say about this?

>>714873451
uio.

>>714873354
faggot, i got immunity ca... oh wait,, nothing then, thats good

I just want to be loved

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she better like sucking dick!!

>>714873354
yes pls

please

>>714874984
shes not coming

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>>714873354

>>714873354
god I hope so

>>714873354
Please and Thank you.

Plx

>>714873354
ok

daddy

I highly doubt that

>>714873354
thanks lad

>>714873354
doubtful

need waifu :(

>>714873354
no thanks

>>714873354
Big foot

Xd

>>714875102
>"That's why I'm never getting married" thought the 800 pounds /pol/ack, as he ate another hot pocket

>>714875102
And this is why I don't particularly care that I'll remain a virgin all my life, because really what the fuck is the point of getting laid and falling in love? Complete waste of energy.

>>714873354
why would you want to put up with someone else's bullshit when you can't even handle your own?

>>714873354
Manta style

This sentence is false

>>714873354
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure why not

>>714873354
test

ON IT

>>714873354
Worth a try I suppose.

Pls I'm so lonely :(

>>714873451
;c

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Big foot

>>714873354
its all about us

>>714873354

i don't believe you but ok

fuck

>>714875288
Sig Heil ! Checked

>>714873354
I want to inseminate that cuban.

>>714873354
ok

kkona

already do, you nigger

>>714873354
already do tho

>>714873354
Fuck it why not

>>714873354
i want a gf

>>714873354
K

suck me off nigger faggot

>>714873354
rurururururururu

Come on kek

>>714875285
Lol as if to equate getting laid and falling in love.

One is a quick ego boost and a lot of fun, the other is literally a life changing event. Any attempt to discount love is just an attempt to make yourself feel better for not having it.

>>714873354
Replied, because legit.

pls

ok

So I'll have a girlfriend and a wife? Sweet.

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yolo
>>pic unrelated

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>>714873354
oh lawd plz

>>714873354
god bless

>>714873354
Test

Ples

>>714873354
doubtful

Ok

Dubs and you get a threesome with any two girls on demand is what I hear

>>714873354
lets see

Nobody Cares

>>714873354
bitch fuck off

pls

yolo

>>714873354
Hope

>>714873354
Bump

>>714873354
I have a girlfriend.
Wow it really works

>>714873451
fuck

>>714873354
please

K

hope

>>714873354
ha

>>714873354
nice tits

>>714873354
Kys

ayy lmao

WELL FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME DADDY

roll for pussay

Reply

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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>>714873354
exelent

>>714873354
yay waifu

>>714873354
I believe you...

sure thing

Cum to me pussey

is possible just need to seal the deal lets go!

>>714873354
pls god :')

>>714873451
noo

Good timing, thanks pal

Cancer

>>714873354
if dubs you become gay

>>714873354
Eyyy

>>714873354
I want to believe

>>714873354
gfplox

check THESE

Ayy

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dunno If Im this stupid or just agonized

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>>714873451
came here to see the desperation, now im forced to reply :(

gl to that

>>714873354
Ok

might as well

:| please

I've already got a few but another couldn't hurt

>>714873354
>90 Replies

Not my sweets not my treats

>>714873354
21 year old kissless virgin reporting in

Why i hope this would be true.

Pls grill

;

>>714873354
This better work. I didn't reply to another one and my mom died.

>>714873354
i shat on my carpet

>>714873354
gayyyyyyyy

>>714873354
Ayyy

Why not

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Yay

>>714873354
Pls

I hope this works.

kk

unlikely

>>714873354
yes yes

>>714873354
This is not a game

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Welp, can't go any lower than now.

>>714873354
pls give me a gf

Praise kek

>>714873354
I have nothing to loose

Worth a try

>>714873354
pls

>>714873354
p pls..

>>714873354
Don't get my hopes up ;_;

k

Fuck you

sure, i'd take one

pls be pretty...

>>714873451
fuck off

>>714873354
please

i try

>>714873407
>>714873451
WOW

>>714873354
Yeah sure

>>714873521
underrated post

>>714873354
Boop

>>714873354
OK

go

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>>714873354
Reply to this reply or your reply will reset and instead your mother will die in her sleep

>>714873354
Ok

>>714873354
Pls

>>714873354
yus pls

Please I'm desperate

>>714873354
I don't want a girlfriend I want Angie

>>714873354
Keek

No need the spirit of Lenin is with me

I'll grab her by the pussy

>>714873354
DO I GET TO CHOOSE THE GIRL?

>>714873354
Come on

pls

>>714873354
ok

>>714873354
Come on man

>>714873354
Fuck it

>>714873354
u fuck

>>714873354
okok

Unlikely, but whatever

Challenge accepted MasterBaiter

>>714873354
I already tried this on Friday and even went to a bar but I'm still single.

Fuck you.

>>714873354
Aight then

>>714873354
Why not

>>714873354
Doing it even though im a massive faggot

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l

>>714873354
Bring me a GF

Pls gief gf

>>714873354
ok deliver her in a box please

>>714873354
eh... y not

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Mmmk