What is the ideal penis size? How big is too big?

Mediterranean 8 incher.

>>714870792
length, 5~7inch is fine
girth, no noodle dick but not as big as OP's webm either. Girl wants to feel full on the inside, not stretched and painful. If your junk is too big she wont be able to suck you off properly, like in OPs webm.

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>>714870792
>when you watch so much porn, you recognize male porn actors by their dicks

>>714871038
if this true im fine somehow.. nice

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>>714870792
I recently bought this toy thinking it looked about average in the store. But after using it it feels HUGE. So I'd say whatever size this is is the right size.

>>714870792
Sauce on this ?

>>714871397
whats the length of that toy?

>>714871533
Don't know. Don't have anything to measure it with. That's why I was comparing it to the can.

>>714871038
>length, 5~7inch is fine
>5

If you say so

Im a solid 7 and it seems to be just right. not too big so that it hurts them, but not too small that its dissapointing. though if i push too hard i have ended up causing pain. which i find hilarious and then proceed to laugh

6 inches and over is too big. I know because I'm a woman and my boyfriend is 5 1/5 and when he goes deep it hits my cervix and hurts, width I'm not sure about

Mine is 6,6" with a 5,9" circumference, I like to consider that the perfect size for a dick

>>714871620
reason i asked was because coke cans slightly vary from country to country, so it wouldnt be very accurate. does it touch you deeper or does it feel more full all around?

>>714871533
An educated guess is somewhere between 5.9 and 6.5. Girth around 4.7-5.2.

>>714871815
Google says the can is almost 5 inches tall, and 2.8 something inches around. It doesn't feel super deep but still deep, which I love, and yes I feel really full when it's in.

>>714870792
Why should I care. Whatever I got is all that matters.

>>714871397
Femanon or faganon?

>>714872063
If I tell the truth it's going to be a shitstorm of tits or gtfo. So you decide from knowing that.

>>714872146
Fat boy with tits?

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>>714872014
it does look to be average.. maybe 6 in long and avg thickness

i think mine is too big.. pic related im almost 8 long and prehistorically thick

>>714872194
Guess the casual conversation is over.

>>714872146
Tits or gtfo fat boy

Enjoy your opinions from virgins, sorry for trying to help.

>>714871992
well it doesnt seem to be a huge today. relatively average. my sister in law has a huge variety of toys (she cam girls) and she uses things far bigger. i wonder if perhaps you have a somewhat smaller pussy.

>>714872423
*toy, goddman it.

>>714872423
I think I'm pretty average in my size. Idk, maybe just because it's a toy and I didn't expect that much. More likely because it had been almost a year since I've had sex with a man.

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>>714870792

>>714872676
ohh i see. yeah i mean, correct if im wrong but chicks do tighten up quite a lot the longer they go without sex. makes sense.

>>714870792
femanon here
cant be too big actually, webm dick is very nice, id suck it dry.
but dick alone is not everything, the guy must be good too. nothing shittier than a perfect cock on a chad...

>>714870792
Probably 6-7 inches.

20 cm more or less

>>714871214
and whos that?

>>714872754
It tightens a bit, but I wouldn't call it a lot. I think the biggest issue would be average guys fucking girls that take dick nonstop and worrying that they're not big enough.

>>714872828
>cm

Fuck off. This is a united states of America website.

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>>714872814
many girls would disagree that it cant be too big...

many girls would agree that its the skill of the guy too..

i say they must work in tandem.. with a dick my size i must know who im dealing with in order to use my tool properly...

pic related again... so many blood stains on my sheet from my gf and me reading her wrong.. it can be quite a mess

>>714872828
20 cm? Pft. You lying. 12 cm is good enough.

>>714872983
well, it might be a bit primal thinking you might not be good enough, as a man. but i agree, it gets harder to satisfy chicks you fuck all the time, their pussy loosens up and the sensebility slowly numbs a bit right? i mean, i speak from my xp on my relationships..

>>714873071
Hur dur. 'Murica. Trump. Dur.

>>714873099
You're a filthy liar and your dick is disgusting.

>>714870792
6.5 x 5.5

>>714873099
Fat dicks with tiny heads are so gross. But I still giggle every time I see one. Guys get so self conscious when you laugh at their dick even if it's big.

>>714873153
Or maybe the girls just lost interest in you. Vaginas dont become "loose" just because you fuck them. When a woman is aroused, the depth and width of her vagina increases. It goes back to normal again just a few seconds after an orgasm. Have you ever made a girl cum, let her calm down for a bit, and then stick your dick back in there? It'll be tight as fuck, because she won't be as aroused anymore, seen as she has reached climax already.

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>>714872305
>>714873099

>>714873195
why do you call me a liar? what part do you not believe? also my dick may be gross to you but she likes it and many before her have liked it so whats yer beef?

>>714873282
i use to be a little worried but i realize that my head is bigger than most guys heads its just way thicker in proportion

>>714873384
Gross lol

>>714870792
In a relationship, big enough to do the job.

For a fling, something bigger. 7+ inches

>>714872305
Shit son, like a baby's arm holding an apple

>>714870792
Ideally I would have his exact dick. I'm very jealous.

>>714873153
>>714872983
>>714872754
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

>>714873330
humm... well thats what i was refering too, climax = loose. but i never take my dick out, not until ive finished. you say take it out, wait for the chick to reload a bit. i disagree. from my exp i let them cum, i slow down, and build up again to another orgasm, but i never take my dick out. and you women barely need 2 secs dont reload, thats why you have double orgasms n such.

If it doesn't take a bit of warmup to take, and if it doesnt make your jaw sore and your throat gag, and it doesnt hurt a bit while your getting fucked, its too goddamn small.

>>714873653
I once fucked a guy who was 3.5 inches. My jaw was sore from trying to get his insecure ass hard, it took forever to get warmed up because he was so small, I gagged from trying not to laugh, and it hurt to fuck because he was pounding way to hard to make himself feel bigger.

>>714873591
"it gets harder to satisfy chicks you fuck all the time, their pussy loosens up and the sensebility slowly numbs a bit right?" first of all, this doesn't really make sense but it seems like you're talking about just having fucked a woman more than once, You're making it sound as if the more times you fuck them, the looser they get, which is completely untrue.

>>714874123
no no, its not cumulative ahah. maybe i did not explain myself. ok... if i a fuck a woman on a daily basis for lets say 3 months and only 1 orgasm, one quicky a day. then i go and fuck another one, that hasnt had sex in 9 months for example. i instanly feel the diference. its not related to orgasm, its related to how frequent one has sex and the other doesnt. you feel me?

>>714872828
Agreed, I'm 20cm and its the perfect length as I've been told from multiple women. Its at a size that's impressive but not too big as it would make sex impractical.

>>714874507
You feel a difference because it's another woman. Women's vaginas are all different and also, with a new woman, it's a new experience, thus making you more excited about it. And if the woman hasn't had sex for nine months, she will be excited as hell, doing all she can to make both you and herself feel amazing, therefore making you think that the "no sex in nine months" woman is better than the one you fucked on a daily basis for three months.

>>714870792
If you can't get a decent bj or go balls deep at will, it's too big.

>>714874698
I don't know who you have been with, but that is painful, especially depending on girth. I'd say more like 6.7~

>>714874768
all of what you said are indeed big factors. but i think you're also approaching it from a more psychological point of view than a pure practical and physical. listen, this is just my pov and experience talking.

>>714870792
Not enough people giving girth figures

>>714875029
Meh, maybe you're right. I'm probably approaching it from more of a psychological point of view. I like psychology.

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This one

>>714870792

It's too big when doggy style hurts her :(
> Depends on the girl, faggot

exactly 8.2 inches because all women have exactly identical vagina's

different strokes for different folks.

I ain't big, like 5 inches, but I weigh 4 times more than my gf and struggle to get it in her.tight twat. there is no ideal size. keep looking for that perfect dick or pussy to rock your world

>>714873071
it's actually chinese

>>714873151
it's just what they told me, not an opinion of mine

>>714874698
could be

>>714875225
yeah im a big fan aswell. planning on taking my second major in psychology in a few years, currently on my last year of my first major.

>>714873384
Serious question:
Have you ever considered porn?
>Discuss

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4/5 are big enough

>>714875992
That's cool. Pretty much all the psychology I know, I've just read up on on my free time. I can't really choose to study psychology when I'm working on becoming a welder. :(

>>714873384
Holy shit. Measure the width

>>714870792
I'm 6'2. My pecker is pretty big like me. Little over 8''. My GF is a 5'4 Filipino 3.14, and she says my dick is amazing. It takes her 3 tries anytime we have sex to get it in all the way, but she says it hits a really good spot. She gets off and creams my cock burying it all the way inside her and grinding on it. I personally dont feel much when she does that around my dick head besides her cervix, but when she pulls up her pussy is spasming and she usually collapses ontop of me so I start to slowly fuck her/use her to milk myself. Its pretty fun sex. We only really can do it with her ontop or in doggie at the moment. Missionary is awkward due to size, but we are working on it.

Now if you are talking about blowjobs.. She can barely fit the entire head of my dick in her mouth. Anything beyond that and it hits the back of her throat. She's gotten really good at sucking me off though. She loves licking all over it and playing with it in her mouth..

TLDR: 8'' seems to make my gf very happy.

8 if i have to listen to my gf

>>714876344
Thats pretty sexy tho, cmon. chick and welder? ahah, shits sounds hot. kek

The goldicock is 7" - 7.5" length and 5 - 5.5" girth

>>714876796
Yeah pretty much this, best of both worlds.

>>714871889
Average doesn't mean ideal. You'd definitely need larger girth to be perfect and I think just under 7 is in the right ballpark

I measured last night after fucking
not sure if that helped or hurt measurements lol
>7" Long
>5.5" Thick

GF thinks its perfects
Girls before her thought it was great

One girl said it was too big. When we fucked doggy she acted like it was the biggest things shes ever taken and it annoyed me.

Overall happy with my size.

>>714877231
>she acted like it was the biggest things shes ever taken and it annoyed me.
Welcome to the realisation that chicks vary as much as guys.

>>714876763
May be.It does seem to get guys going, for some reason.

>>714877231
Are you me?
Although my girlfriend is Asian and complains it hurts when i slam into her

>>714877451
maybe cuz its "unusual" i guess.. btw u got kik?

>>714877358
Im telling you. She could handle the D in any other position like a champ but if i bent her over she would arch her back and squeel the entire time.

I'm pretty sure she just didn't want me to see her B-hole.

>>714877607
Of course I do. However, I don't want to post it on here and get spammed with dick picks.

Six inches is probably the most versatile. Depends on how petite or large the woman is. If you're with a 6 ft tall amazonian woman, it probably won't be enough, but if you're fucking a woman under 5.4 it will be more than enough to satisfy and there will still be positions that they may find uncomfortable. Girth seems to be more important.

>>714877607
kek pua skills alert

>>714877709
Yes you do.

>>714877562
I can't be with a girl who won't let me fuck how i want. Fuck buddies sure but not a GF

She can start slow all she wants but GF has to be able to handle this dick

>>714877778
>>714877607
Okay, I do. my kik is whyamidoingthisagain

send dick pics. Send memes. Send whatever. If you are expecting nudes then don't bother messaging.

>>714877709
well fuck it, ill risk it. bring it on fag boys. jessepinkman4.20. your dick pics vs my block shield.

>>714877932
I've tried warming her up for anal but her ass is too tight

I have about 5.8 length and haven't measured girth. How do you measure girth?

>>714877721
Also, perfect size for getting a girl into anal. Any larger and it's probably not going to happen.

>>714878057
yoo im>>714876539
My gf and I want to try anal too. Issue is that I am really big circumference wise. how the fk am I gonna get it in her ass? I figure we will worry about it later but if you have any tips for us...

Do women feel a stretch with 5"girth?

im around 6" long and 5" in thickness, never had complains about it, girls liked it, just enjoy your life in basements :^)

>>714878281
> I am really big circumference wise
Otherwise known as girth

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15cm
pic related, my 15cm cock. average is the best

>>714878281
How big circumference? I'm 5.5" and it's impossible to get it in her ass. She's Chinese and I struggle to get a finger inside.

>>714878385
I don't know him.

>>714878456
Yeah my gf is pacific islander(right by china though) and I thought her pussy was tight, but her asshole is really stubborn.. I generally just lick/rub it. thats enough for me since I am not THAT into anal and vaginal feels amazing..
>>714878367
Yes, gj Sherlock.

>>714877005
That's not what that anon was talking about. That anon was making an efucated guess as to how big the toy in the coke can pic was.

>>714878456
>>714878694
to add onto my post.. we were both virgins when we started dating a couple months ago. I could barely get 1 finger in her pussy. Took 3-4 weeks of training her to get the head of my penis in. During sex we usually start with her riding me so she can take her time getting it in her.
Not sure if you and your GF have to do the same. My gf's vagina is just really small and my penis is really.. not small? I fit perfectly in her though. She loves it :D

>>714877005
How large for the girth though?

>>714878972
~5-5.5

>>714870792
Ask your boyfriend.

>>714878057
I did anal one time.
Probably shouldn't even count lol
it was like 2 minutes of pumping before she tapped out.
We didn't care for it and neither did her asshole kek

>>714874768
Dude, it's not just that, the other anon is right. You fuck a girl consistently and she gets used to it, her pusdy gets used to accommodating your size. Take a break, she goes out of town to visit family for the holidays or something for like a week or two and she will barely be able to handle it when she gets back.

>>714878519
what do you mean?

>>714879744
idk. My gf and I have had sex consistently every day (maybe 3 day break tops) for the past month. She still needs 3 tried to get it to go in her. I'm big though so thats why. Maybe average dicks its easier to get used to?

>>714878220
String around the thickest part, measure string.

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>>714870792
The bigger and fatter the better

>>714870792
I've just done a poll with my colleagues and the general consensus is 7". That's what most of the ladies said would be the dream size. Not too big but bigger than average.

>>714878456
My ex wouldn't even let me try, early in the relationship she'd talk about how she liked anal, but wouldn't let me try. 6.25" girth. She bought butt plugs to help stretch to prepare, and never fucking used them. I was really pissed, like she'd used it as an incentive for me and never actually rewarded me with it.

>>714879744
>she gets used to it

Yeah, she gets used to the fucking, especially if you do the same thing over and over again. Taking a break from it and then going at it again will always make it better. You know how they say that if you're in a relationship with someone and you spend all of your time with them, you eventally get tired of each other, but if you take a break from each other and then meet up again, everything is way better? Works the same way with sex. A vagina cannot, in any way, magically remember the shape and/or size of a penis.

HOWEVER, there might be a chance that you are correct since muscle memory is a thing and a vagina is basically just a bunch of muscles.

Check this guy out though
>>714880198


It's been a month for these two and his girlfriend still is not used to the size of his penis, even though she has had it inside of her several times.


I don't think that the size of a penis is something that a vagina gets used to. I think it depends on what penis and what vagina. They're all different.

Another factor in this is, how wet does the girl get? I know of a girl who literally gets too wet. Like, she gets so wet so that there is no friction whatsoever, which makes it feel like you're just sticking your dick in a gigantic hole, when she is actually quite tight.

>>714880446
sauce please

>>714880198
Take a week or two break, it'll take you more tries.

>be white
>have huge penis
>most women love to look at it, and suck it, but they can't take it
>porn is a fucking lie

Not even kidding, and I have no reason to lie, after all it's an anonymous imageboard so there's no face to put to the claim.
I have an 8-9 inch penis, depending on level of arousal, and rather thick, but not disproportionately so. I'm not 100% sure how thick, exactly. 2 and a half inches wide maybe?? A lot of the surveys done by condom companies would put my size in most womens' "Ideal" range, but my experience seems to indicate otherwise. I haven't been with all that many women, maybe 9 in the last 15 years. In my experience, only three have been able to take the whole dick without pain and complaint. It does not in the least feel good to have a woman beneath you in massive pain because you smacked up against her cervix too hard. I'm pretty sure a lot of porn actresses are taking muscle relaxants during shoots.

6" length and 5" girth is probably the perfect size

I'm small myself, 4.5" x 4.5". Very shitty desu. if i had a gf, i'm sure it'd be easy for her to be stolen by any of you

>>714881223
muscle relaxement? they straight it up take pain killers dude, specially for anal scenes.

>>714881610
Can't say I'm surprised by that in the least.
Especially when I have a thing for petite women. Anything over 5'9 is too tall in my opinion.

>>714870792
Ideal penis size is very subjective.
So that means don't worry about it.

I regularly cause bleeding in women at 8.75 it actually really sucks they almost always stop me or cry if I push all the way in. I've gotten some cock rings etc to take off a quarter inch on the thrust that generally helps. So, 8.75 is too big.

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ive been told im too big so many times, there is such a thing, genuinely wish i was smaller

>>714870792
Depends on the girl 5-7 is the ideal range. Of course noodle dicks will never be satisfying so girth is important too

>>714882811
That's not how you measure your dick

>>714871678
Well from personal experience my gf can only take about 5-6 inches of my dick before she tells me "too much"

>>714882811
Tape measure is bent over the edge of the table, numbers start at 2 inches, and not measuring along the top of the shaft. For a dude that actually has a really big dong you seem pretty fucking insecure about it to post some shit like that.

>>714882909
whats classified a noodle?

>>714872911
>>>
Chris Diamond

>>714883182
below 5" i think

>>714883182
Girth below 4 inches I'd say. No idea. You can be too girthy too... and I'd argue being too girthy is an even bigger problem

>>714883118
>>714883012
was pretty drunk at the time, yeah i am pretty insecure about it for obvious reasons, legit didnt mean to start it at 2 though, just subtract 2 or 3 from the measurement i dont really care

>>714883182
4.9" is the statistical average for girth, so infer what you want from there.

how do you mesure the girth?

I'm almost 6 in long and 4 1/4 girth

>>714883708
google

>>714883785
rude.

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>>714883848
you set yourself up for it

>>714883768
Pencil dick

>>714883708
You read the thread before you post questions that have been answered already.

>>714870792
I have a solid 9 inches. Believe it or not, It's a fucking nightmare. Girls love big dicks, around 6-7 inches, and hate monster dicks.

>>714884297
rude.

I'm 6.6 long and 5 in girth. I still think it's pretty small. Maybe because I'm tall and my hands are big that the size of my cock doesn't feel right in comparison.

And also, I assume gay guys can handle big cocks compared to girls, right?

>>714884346
on the bright side, you get the benefit of the wow factor AND you can always work in the porn industry

at least 8 inches minimum

>>714884398
kill yourself faggot

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>>714876036
nah im a fat guy.. pus i make great money now.. i feel like id make a lot less in porn

also balls

>>714870792
more like whats the best camera lens to make my dick look big

>>714876396
almost 3in wide

>>714884987
aint gonna win me over with compliments...

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Femanon here

ITT: Idiots who don't realize that average is three inches too small

>>714884398
If you're really too fucking stupid to figure out how to do this on your own you should probably fucking kill yourself. Maybe try thinking instead of just typing "rude" to anyone who tells you to fucking figure shit out for yourself. Bet you're some entitled nigger at a goddamn liberal arts college, fucking expecting everyone else to do your work for you.

>>714871678
most girls can only take 6 inches comfortably

>>714882811
Worst photoshop I've ever seen

>>714883708
Check >>714880281 broski. Tell us though.
>>714885309
9 inch dicks are hard to come across so good luck with that.

>>714885339
actually im just another anon in front of the pc, that has the power and skill to search wtv i want, its just that at this precise moment im too fucking lazy to bother with it. "nigger, liberal arts college" i kek'd a bit too hard with that.

>>714885433
No, they're not. The guys who have them usually have reputations that proceed themselves.

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R9 pls

>>714885583
"proceed" i kekd.

>>714885433
thanks m8

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I think I have the idea cock?

>>714871802
Dang that's not what I expected to hear. Guys all think they should be like 7 inches, even though the average is 5.17.

>>714885555
Nice quads, but if you seriously can't think of string on your own you're pretty damn retarded.

>>714884666
>always work in the porn industry
yeah, that's so cool lol

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>>714885309
And average isn't satisfying for a reason. That reason is the patriarchy.

For far too long, fathers selected the men their daughters would breed with. Women were cut out of the natural selection. Now that we are on the verge of true freedom, we can finally choose to have children with men that suit our genetic needs without our fathers interfering with the process of natural selection.

>>714870792
Anything above 5 you're fine, girth is more important. A 7 inch dick is no better than a 5 inch dick unless it has more girth, and those things aren't necessarily related.

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>>714885760

12

>>714885838
brother if you're this handicapped i cant do anything about it. i would advised to go back and read it but at this point im just going to encourage you to choose euthanasia.

>>714885760
How about you use a fucking ruler you dipshit, who the fuck knows how big your remote is

>>714886054
Anyone that has the same time warner remote? Looks like an old remote though, so this is almost certainly not actually him.

>>714886312
I doubt anyone who owns that remote knowns how long it is either.

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Did someone ask for a small one?

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>>714886540

>>714886414
It's for comparison, any dick the size of a remote like that is gonna be pretty big. But again, the pic looks old, and honestly I think I've seen it here before so it's almost certainly not that guy's dick.

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>>714886540
Me soft

>>714886671
wow let me see that hard

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>>714886666
It's my cock ahole

>>714871771
Same, big enough to hurt them. That can be good or bad depending on the girl

>>714886666
Holy shit I got quads.

>>714886719
>>714886767
>>714885972
>>714885760
That's all me

>>714886666
As if remotes have some kind of universal size. The only thing it indicates is how retarded the person taking the picture is.

>>714886775
You wasted Quads
KYS

>>714886767
No timestamp still, and that soft pic you start the tape an inch in. Be fucking accurate, or get ridiculed.

>>714887021
Whatever, guy that didn't get quads, be more jealous.

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>>714887053
Suck it

>>714887015
They don't, but if you've had tv service over the course of the years you know they're all within an inch or two of each other and probably around 9 or 10 inches.

>>714886540
Dude, 12 inches is not small.

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Mah dyick

>>714887290
its not inches

>>714887158
Seen that pic before too, you saved a bunch of dick pics from /b/ faggot.

>>714887279
The remote I have right here is 7 inch, again it's a retarded way to measure something. Same with the toilet rolls.

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>>714887279
This guy knows

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>>714887369
Yeah because I posted it ass

>>714886767
>>714886671
>>714887158
hey, that's pretty big.
your cock is pretty ideal imo but you gotta measure the length while hard though

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>>714870792

6.5' - 7.5 long, 4-6' diameter

>>714870792
Sauce??

>>714887744
You still don't post any kind of proof. You expect people to believe you? Maybe you're telling the truth, but without proof you're just some 12 year old faggot that saved dick pics from the internet.

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>>714888004
I have its 9x6.1inches I just don't have a pic with ruler yet but I'll take one when I have time

>>714888174
What ever guy

does anybody do tributes on kik?

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>>714888331
Add me jass913 problem can't today bit add me

>>714870792
U IZ MAD WHITE BOII?!?

>>714888258
That kind of size will actually be troublesome in sex but hey, at least you got lucky to have a massive dick I guess.

>>714888059
McDonald's shakes aren't painfully thick. Cookout milkshakes are painfully thick, to the point where you basically have to wait like 25 minutes to try to drink them.

>>714888446
is that ur gf or somethin?

>>714888324
You know I'm right, you can provide proof or not, it may or may not matter to you if people believe you, but until you post proof every word is a lie.

6.5 if its white

>8.5 if its black

>>714885583
'proceed' hahaha

lrn 2 english.

This is why we NEVER LET THE WOMEN RULE.

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R8 me/10 ?

>>714889317
8.5/10

>>714870792
ideal penis is probably a square 6''x 6'' even then that's just lazy mode. Having a high angle of erection is probably more useful because you can really canopener that thing on the sweet spots and drive em nuts. Clitoral orgasm is always going to be more intense and easier to achieve anyways so really the best thing you can do is play support but act like you're in control.

>>714871771
>though if i push too hard i have ended up causing pain. which i find hilarious and then proceed to laugh
I'll bet you're popular

>>714889507
Supports are important to the game though.

>>714889317

Banana/10.

>>714889317
What's that small pink thing on the end?

>>714889507
ayy im a square 6x6, rad

>>714870792
>What is the ideal penis size?
whatever fits into an 8yo
>How big is too big?
anything that hurts the loli

>>714890095
Its the lighting in the photo

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>>714885309

>>714890447
>>714885309
YOU KNOW THE RULES TITS OR GTFO

I like an 8" with a couple inches girth, that pretty much the biggest size i can take hardcore. otherwise its boring trying to get into it with a bigger cock, plus i dont want a busted out asshole.

>>714885309


Why no one following the rules

U show tits with timestamp
U state ur argument

89 Keks

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>>714890661

>>714890671
girth is not the same thing as diameter/width. Understood what you meant but just figured you should know.

>>714891685
yea i know

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Rate ,e. /b/

>>714892171
average length, girth and shape
so average I guess.

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>>714870792
a feminine penis which struggles to get hard is perfect

>>714873384
I have that exact same ruler sitting beside me rn

>>714892364
you can't make lemonade with kleinfelters.

7.75'' X 5.75'' reporting in.

Would trade .5'' in length for .25'' in girth.

Regardless anything over 7'' is too much.

>>714893127
post tbh
your girth is still ideal regardless

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Real talk

Between '7-'8 length and '5-'6 girth

>>714871771
Do you have the word "damaged" tattooed across your forehead?

>>714894560
What's your girth?

>>714894560
Of course the fatass has a McDonald's cup conveniently close by.

I prefer anything between 6-9 inches in length, and 5 inches and up in girth. There is no girth limit.

>>714895225
How's the fisting?

>>714889317
Shaved legs/10

>>714895522
Fantastic.
It takes a while to get it in, but once it is, every trust feels so good your legs shake.

>>714887290
lol

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>>714870792
5-7 inches is fine anything bigger is not my thing

Honestly it depends.

I had a GF where sex was almost impossible because she was so small. We had to use crazy amounts of lube and it still hurt her. Others are size queens.

I'd guess most like 7-8 inches around 6-7 girth. Some probably like 9 best, others like 6 best.

I'm 7.5 and around 6 inches, I wish it was a bit bigger / thicker.

>>714887290
kek

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>>714870792
The size that fills her mouth. Unlike her vagina, her mouth isn't flexible.

>>714896205
6"+ girth is statistically top 1%, 7"+ girth is an anomaly.

>>714896205
I am exactly the same and wish it was a little bigger too

>>714889317
hey buddy how did you get your hair that finely shaved?

>>714897472
veiny, do you do a lot of cardio?

Girls don't care about size as long as they're pleased. If you ever heard a girl talk about inches you'll soon realize they are terrible at measurements and couldn't eyeball the difference between 4 inches and 8 inches.

>>714897611
Naturally

>>714898177
this is true tho

>>714874113
That's so painful to read, it sounds so true.

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>>714870792
THIS

>>714898177
Yeah, this really is true. My wife told her friends I was "8 inches and FAT" and really I'm 7.25" and only 5.75" girth which really is just an average dick.

Of course I left it that way because I want all her friends to want my dick.

>>714872694
wtf is this mangled shit

>>714886671
You're measuring a solid inch above your dick...

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This doesn't seem staged, but they also dont know measurements either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s

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5 inches here. maybe not the biggest, my girlfriend never complained though.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny cocksucking sluts of your city on http://utoo.pw/JSJP

>>714898177
Very true, my ex was talking about how she had a guy that was 9 and that was the only one bigger than me, I asked how big she thought I was, she said 8, I am 6.5 on a good day, guess last guy lied so she has no idea on size now?

>>714870792
There is no ideal size. Your daughter's cunt is the perfect size to take your cock. Whatever size you are is the right size

>>714872694
That's a starfish enterence device.

>>714875397
haha. i know this guy.

>>714871397
It's larger than the average penis.

>>714872146
Maybe you could just post an anonymous picture of your vagoo.

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>>714870838

lmao-ed in rl

I am 5'5" 130lbs and I am between 7.5 and 8.

I get told I am big a lot.

>>714886671
why are you measuring from your kidneys?
also, we don't know if shower or grower so...

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>>714901588

>>714881610
I have a friend who has done both gay and straight porn and he said it's all about poppers and coke.

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I was told mines a pretty fat cock log.

>>714871444
>>714871533
>>714872911
>>714876344
>>714878000
>>714879311
>>714879744
>>714881422
>>714882322
>>714883599
>>714884666
>>714885411
>>714885433
>>714885555
>>714886666
>>714887122
>>714895522
>>714897611
>>714898177
>>714899622
>>714900100
>>714901588

Checked

The correct answer:

The perfect penis size depends on the woman who has to have it in her vagina.

>>714898177
Very true. My girl thinks I'm 8 inches. I'm six on a good day. So I let her think what she wants, I'm not going to tell her otherwise.

>>714880407
sauce? the fuck is wrong with his arm, tho

>>714872146

You just revealed you're a femanon

>>714870792
normal sizes are best, 6 to 8 inches, not too much girth, you want to be able to give a good blowjob and take a hard fucking in either the ass or the vagina without tearing flesh or pain

>>714872694
Made me happy I have my penis

no such thing as too big, if normal woman cant take it just move onto the next species...

>>714875397
thats a nice one, i would suck & take all you are willing to give of it up the ass

I know alot of people are going to say average is best but they are lying. Feelings dont beat facts. Im average id say. 6.5 on a good day and not very thick. I can make my gf cum when i want to. But i let her fuck a dude with a 10 inch GIRTHY cock and a dude with 8 inch and girthy and she said the orgasms were otherworldly. Girls that come out and say it i applaud because they dont care about peoples feelings theyre being straight up. Bigger is better

>>714902063
measurement?

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Any girl that would suck this?

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>>714904327
you cannot paint things with such a broad brush. i dont believe that bigger is better is the end all be all. i dont think things are that simple, they never are. your girl, the mesurements of her pussy, what she likes, what turns her on, have everything to do with it. listen, a bigger dick without the proper turn on, is as good as a limp dick my friend.

>>714904663
I'm a guy that would kiss it and gag on it indefinitely if you bothered to trim your pubes and shave your balls.

>>714904639
A bit over 8 and over 6 girth. I don't have exact. lol

>>714904327
>But i let her fuck a dude
beta as fuck. Everything else is irrelevant.

>>714904663
I would!!!

>>714904851
Well i get that. I do admit i am over generalizing but most women on this planet and every girl i have talked to about sexual things prefer size. My friends gf told me he was like 3.5 or something and their sex didnt sound like it was all that great. As soon as they broke up and she felt some actual dickshe was gone with the wind

>>714905086
Open relationship bud. I got the go ahead to fuck a girl last night and i did. Its great

>>714905224
yeah thats because in general, if you ask anyone "hey whats your preferance" boom, length is the first thing that comes to mind. maybe its primal like that. but i guarantee, some other experienced dude could have come along and gave your gf an even better orgasm or at least equal intensity. and you could do too of course. but if your girl instantly gets turned by the mere sight of a big dick, well thats a big extra there.

>>714905344
Whatever, you and your degenerate girl will one day fuck an aids infested nigger, and both die. So no real harm done, do whatever.

>>714899671
Protip: That chart was made by a company that sells dick enhancement pills.