Everyone has a secret. What's yours?

>>714825284

Got a second cousin who is 6. Damn she's a hottie. Quite the flirt. Wants to be 'a cheerleader' when she grows up. LOVES attention.

So you can see where this is going. Obviously I plan to fuck her one day. Not sure when that will be. She will obviously be a slut. I need to get her at just the right age. Early enough into her slut life that she's still fresh and impressionable enough to fuck her really old 2nd cousin but before she'll fuck absolutely anyone.
What age will that be?

>>714825284
I am secretly in love with my neighbour wife

>>714826112

Do you fuck her yet?

>>714825284

Asked moms friends finger to do something but too busy. Then asked for this break. Why not? She'll give it a shot. Car back finger.

>>714825284
1. I can only fap to videos of me and my gf, just tried to fap top youporn stuff but I ended up nutting to my private vids
2. I want to have Sex with my gf while someone is watching
3. Also want to try anal and gagging but gf won't let me

>>714826245
>>>714826112 (You)
>Do you fuck her yet?
No sadly I do not. I don't know it she is into younger men

Have a footfetish

>>714826534

First anal the gag with ATM shitty cock down throat. Explain it that way and she will agree.

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>>714826446

>>714826755

Girl or faggot?

I frequently have sex with my wife's sister

It's bad because I have 4 kids with her, but her sister just got out of highschool and has been giving me signals for a long ass time

>>714827155
I am a guy and i only like female feet

>>714827207

Sounds like my 6 year old second cousin.

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>>714826446

>>714827334

Ever cum on feet?

When I was 10 my best friend's mom game me a hug goodbye after church and I'm pretty sure I accidentally rested my hand on her butt. Her husband who was waiting in the car behind her was watching and I think he's hated me ever since. I'm 21 now, but I've never brought it up or apologized in any way. It's part of the reason I havent spoken with my friend in almost 7 years.

>>714827538
Never told anyone so.. haven't tried yet

>>714825284
The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can get at her 13 yo daughter

>>714825284

i lie on 4chan a lot.

i am a woman.

>>714827945
So edgy it cut my eyes

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I work at a hospital, I once unplugged some old hag who was pissing me off. She kept yapping and screaming. No regrets.She also happened to be a nigger.

>>714828383
100% real

>>714828383

Do it again tonight.

Pix or it didn't happen.

>>714828383
BS, monitor alarms would have gone off at the nurse station, or did you disable those to Mr. Edgy?

I can never tell my wife what all happened to me in the military because I know shed leave me.

>>714827207
Body pics?

I like little girls

>>714829260

Raped and killed a few 14 year old civvies?

I had sex with old men for money and sex toys when I was 16

[spoiler] I'm a boy [/spoiler]

>>714829652

No shit Sherlock. There are no girls on the internet.

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>>714827639
hmm. you may be overthinking this one. try to let it go and move on if you can.

>>714829652

Got a bag fill of sex toys I need to get rid of. I'll fuck your mouth hard and deep until I cum straight down your throat for it.

Deal?

>>714825284
i killed a man with this THUMB

>>714829944
Yeah if you live in Alaska, mister dubman

>>714829963

Just to see him die. From a thumb.

>>714830028

Only about 2000 miles away.

>>714825284
I robed the second largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen

sometimes i bump threads

>>714830204

Ladies and gentlemen, the next Chiarman of the Fed.

>praise Trump

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>>714826446
What

I lied about going to university to land a job 5 years ago and am now currently the regional manager for said company. biggest fear is getting a promotion and them finally checking.

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>>714826446
nigger what the fuck are you trying to say

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I've asked usa anoni for my cousins nudes. I got them and continue to masturbate to them

>>714830731

Is she 6?

>>714830509
I defrauded a large company

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>>714830856
Uhhh no , sorry to disappoint you

>>714831123
MODS MODS MODS V& inbound

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>>714831123
Nice to know YouTube is getting rid of bad content

>>714831218

Pervert. Its just a massage.

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>>714831123
MOOOOOOOOOODS

I'm into some weird shit.

>>714831123
moooooooooooods mods modmso ms

Dear mods,

Can you please ban those calling for mods over a harmless YouTube mod approved video.

Personally I found the video cute, whoever is sick enough too see something sexual is clearly a warped pedophile.

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>>714832667
MODS MODS MODS

>>714826755
Hey! Welcome to the club we're more common than you think, just be open about that shit and people accept it.

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>>714832667
or you've grown accustomed to see little girls getting messages and have become a pedo

>>714827841
jesus

>>714832667
under the CPA 1998 and CPA 2003 child pornography is defined as either media depicting nude minors or sexual explicit clothed or other wise photos focusing on the child's genitalia is a sexual manor. in the end its up for the court to deiced on that, but this is without doubt illegal

>>714832667
Youtube mods are just retarded

>>714825284
I was in a relationship with my older sister's best friend for 4 months behind her back and we still fuck sometimes

Worked at a grocery store. Stole nearly $500 from the register. Was caught. They said they would let me go if I paid them back. I could either do an installment plan or pay it back that moment. I paid it back that moment and haven't done anything dumb since.

I want to fuck this girl who's really gross and I don't find attractive in any way besides her tits, I have a gf who I love but I want to fuck this other girl so fucking bad

>>714830570

Happened to a friend of mine. They never found out. Until they wanted to promote him. 'Not a Ph.D.' Chemist. Now cuts lawns. But owns the company. True story.

>>714833378

well by your standards you probably think napalm girl is illegal cp too

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>>714826446

>>714833588

What a monster. You fucked a girl.

>>714831123
MODS

>>714829169

I was 'the nurse'

>>714825284
In 1st grade this kid named Jesse rubbed my cock. He said friends do that for each other.

>>714833864
Only claimed to have a BSEE (Electrical Engineering) I've been offered the promotion twice already but turned them down because "I don't want to move to the corporate office" The CEO is flying out again and will most likely offer it again before Christmas to take and risk or play it safe?

>>714833763

Why not fuck her good, instead of fucking her bad.

>>714834097
Fagot

>>714833748

But how much did you net?

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>>714829260

>>714829383
I think most of us do

>>714834969

Take your chances if you want. The story of my friend is 100% true. He didn't even want the promotion.

>>714833246
Jesus left ages ago, I'm going to hell

>>714825884

I'm only serious.

>>714833246

You said it man

>>714835869

Don't fuck with the Jesus

>>714835318
I net -$5 cause I overpaid them and they didn't give it back. I owed them exactly $515, I paid them in $20 bills so I ended up giving them $520. But fuck it, I was dumb, so I deserved it.

i had a 12yo gf when i was 25.

some people thought it was cute.

>it was the 90's.

>>714825284
I visit the website 4chan

>>714825284
I AM NOT GAY!
>phew, that feels better

>>714836310

son, go to bed.

and yes, you are a massive faggot.

>>714836178
S T O R Y T I M E
T M
O I
R T
Y Y
T R
I O
M T
E M I T Y R O T S

if you're worried about the law:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

also this post keeps getting stuck in the nigging spam filter

>>714836402
fuck that failed

>>714836310

'Still not gay'

>>714836178

Things were NOT different in the 90's faggot.

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>>714825284
Fuck you nigger, I'm taking mines to the grave.
>Rule #1. Never tell nobody nothing ever. EVER!

>>714836402

it was the 90s. a totally different time. the people who knew didnt care or thought of it as "cute". we just wouldnt make out in front of others. other than that no one gave a shit. its amazing how much the world has changed.

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This is me....

I have secrets...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5IcxYhnJU8

>>714836573

hold on. i'll show you something.

>>714836694
by "storytime" i mean tell us stories about how you banged a loli
what was it like the first time you banged?

I ate my own fecal matter at age 6-7

>>714836595
We all know you're gay

>>714836738
>>714836573
>Things were NOT different in the 90's faggot.

here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ArO8UCfyk

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I once though this woman was sexy. Now I hope she gets hit by a truck.

>>714826534
listen I wanted to try anal with my gf and she was a bitch about it just slip it in and wait each time you put it in deep and let her ass contract then start rubbing her clit and slowly angle your dig to where its angled down and slowly move and she will love it.

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>>714826446

>>714829944
Interest

>>714836694

It hasn't changed faggot. It was still pedo in the 90's. you have to go back to the 70's for a different frame of mind. Faggot.

>>714825884
15/16

>>714836790
I fap to traps, and once tried to hook up with one IRL but I couldnt keep an erection. So I guess you could call me bisexual for trying. But I'm certainly not gay because I have sex with females. None of what I just said is a secret so youre more than welcome to be privy to that info

I molest the children I make

>>714837082
>>714837082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQhEqgGjA8w

Reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

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>>714825284
I lick my fingers so they stick better to the TP when wiping my ass.

>>714825284
I jerk off and suck my dogs dick sometimes. Then I try to justify it to myself by thinking it's not hurting anyone so eh. Still pretty fucked I guess.

>>714830661
N E W L A D

>>714837241
That ain't no secret Ross. Your family knows.

>>714837144
I already know everyone here faps to traps

You

Asked moms friends finger to do something but too busy. Then asked for this break. Why not? She'll give it a shot. Car back finger.

Me

>>714837387
Oh shit

>>714837241
>I try to justify it to myself

what is there to "justify"? you enjoy it, it brings you pleasure, and im sure it brings your dog pleasure too.

what is this "justification" BS you speak of?

if you were inflicting pain and suffering on the dog, yeah... i understand. but fucking?...

i dont get it.

>>714837469

my mom's finger tried to car me in the front of my father's friend.

ITT: No secrets.

>>714837460
Only when you come face to face with one will you find out if you have the balls to fuck him/her in the ass. I couldnt stay hard man. 1/10, would not recommend. I honestly was just expecting to get a blow and go but nope. They wanted to get fucked and didnt wanna give oral. So it was a catch 22. I blamed whiskey dick and went back to the bar. never again

>>714837580

>ITT: made up secrets.

fixd it for you.

I use fingernail clippers to cut the calluses on the heel of my feet and eat the dead skin.

I also pick my nose and eat the boogers.

I really want to find a qt femboy twink and fuck his boipucci.

>>714837530
Idk I guess there's not any. I know I'm a sick fuck but I'm not the sickest fuck so I'm a bit more alright with it.

I used to have cheese in my fridge and now i have no more because i got hungry so now i have to buy more.

>>714837777
Wasted on a dog fucker

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>>714837790

now, this is a fucking secret right here.

>>714837839
Kek

>>714832667
What's the vid?

>>714837777
I jerk my cat off sometimes. Its odd. Idk

I am insane nd turning joker. Life is getting a blur nd my mentality is changing for the worse....

I work in a restaurant and am HIV Positive. I purposefully spit in most of the dishes because I want to watch the world burn.

>>714827207
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>714837999
Nice get

>>714838169
Kys edgelord

>>714829652
I started having sex with old men for jaffa cakes or should I say they started having sex with me when I was a 12 year old paper boy. This went on daily until I was 16 and my parents moved away. No protection. Loved every moment. Married with kids now - still lust after old men squirting in my arse.

Im a sociopath

>>714838324
I'm having too much fun to kill myself.

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>>714826112
Are you Carl Wheezer?

>>714838169
Isn't it past your bedtime, Jimmy?

>>714827207
If this is real it sounds pretty rad dude. Would love to see pics of the recent grad

>>714838474
Fucking

Ever since one of my now ex best friends tried talking me into letting him suck me off, (he's gay, I'm not) and me agreeing then backing out not too long after, I've been super conscious of sending the wrong message to people about my sexuality. It's gotten to the point where I'm now so conscious of my behavior and body language that I overthink and over-analyze things that I do. This has caused my friends and family to assume I'm gay so because I'm so aware of my actions, it's tripping me up to the point where it's just counterproductive. Whether anyone replies to this or not doesn't really matter. I just wanna put this out there cuz it's a really weird problem that I don't feel comfortable talking about with anyone I know.

>>714834097
The joke's on you I have cataracts so I cant read the file name!

>>714838550
Damn, that's actually what people call me. My middle name is James.

>>714837241
I started letting my dog fuck me when I was 11. First time the knot went in and we were stuck together for what seemed like ages. I tried to pull out and ended up bleeding. Learned to hold the knot outside.

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There's this girl who likes me, and I like her. I won't go after her because I'm enlisting in the military soon and I know it would be better for her to choose someone else with a better career.

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Went on a date with a girl and made out during the whole movie bc 17yo faggot at the time. Didn't really like her though so it ended. About 3 months later her older sister admitted to liking me, so I started dating her. Kinda felt bad but sex. We dated for about 6 months and had sex in my car an uncomfortable amount of times(actually got caught once but was by an old lady and drove off before she could report my plate). Anyways her sister doesn't know but still to this day hates me for dating her sister. (She thinks we never did more than kiss)

>>714826755
Why the fuck are feet attractive?!?! I like tits, I like ass, I like face. Feet aren't even in the top 10

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>>714828383
Medical Tampering
This thread just got real

>>714837676
Thats fucked up. I'm not kidding. You should really see a psychiatrist.

>>714837777
>>714838777
These sevens. Also I've always wanted to have him fuck me in the ass but I'm afraid of just that. He's pretty big too.

I'm depressed and hate myself. I've never opened up to anyone and probably never will because I know I should be happy just like how I used to be

>>714825284
I gave up looking for a job
I was gonna kill myself when hill was elected but now I don't know what to do.

>>714838447
How much does it pay? and how young do you have to be?

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I really want to be a qt girl and the fact that I'm a dude is depressing...I look girly enough to almost pass as one and I will kill myself when I get older and manlier. The worst part is that I'm a die hard white nationalist and I know that Hitler would hate my guts if he saw me..I wish I would stop caring about this stuff and just smoke weed all day while acting like the faggot that I am. I hate life mang I just want to escape reality and be cute while doing it, I'm tired of going to work and trying to act normal.

>>714838802
dude that's not a reason. Go after her.

>>714839319
Do anything you want. Travel the world, start a fight club, experiment with drugs. There's so much shit you can do before you finally decide to kill yourself.

bmppp

>>714839566
Your sentiment is in the right place, but I think that anon is being highly considerate: of her, and himself.

Think about it.

>>714834097>(You)
happy?

>>714840072
Yeah I get it. But I feel like they could still make it work. I'm a romantic ya know. lol

I'm fat

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>>714825284

I pooped in your moms pillowcase

Asked moms friends finger to do something but too busy. Then asked for this break. Why not? She'll give it a shot. Car back finger...

I enjoy visiting the website 4chan dot org

>>714836842
exactly, i love that movie and it was okay for them to be together now suddenly everything is sick and pedo, like fuck off m8, its cute and not sick

>>714840371
I am too; it's just that sometimes, I think it's for the best, just so then unnecessary heartbreak isn't had, you know?

My bedroom is right next to my neighbour bedroom. I like too listen to his wofe and mastuebate. I wish she would knew

>>714839398
Pic?

I go to an adult theater that has a glory hole every time I'm in that town, get sucked off or assfuck dudes not gay or bi maybe sex addict I guess

>>714825284
I'm madly in love with a coworker and will never be able to tell them.

>>714841186
what kind of LLC business does he have in china?

>>714841213
no pics. won't post face cause you know, secret thread not facebook atention whoring. and no body pic cause I'm not a slut

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>>714838169
>spit
nigga that aint how you infect other people with HIV

>>714841910
clearly a masturbating one

>>714839155
There is a sharp pain as you squeeze his cock to make it go out of their sheaf and enter your arse and then the thrusting - pull out before it swells and gets stuck.

>>714838802
>Marines
Yeah, you're doing her a favor.

>>714842054
if they have a cut in their mouth, u can infect them., diff anon

I excercise not to get fit but as a form of self-harm, over-exert myself and feel the muscle tear all over my body

because it's at least more productive than slicing wrists and slamming my head until I go unconscious

I need her right now. :/

i would regularly stick my dick in my little sisters mouth as she slept

>>714841661
Secrets adult theater in Des Moines wa in case anyone cares Friday's and saturdays you might even get luck and have some bitch doin a hotwife thing
But only had that happen once

>>714838700
ur gay bro

>>714837560
yes

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>>714825284

I have these family friends and they have two older daughters and one is about to get married. So it's been 10+ years or so that we've been going over to their house for Christmas eve well I would sneak away up to their room the two daughters and I'd rub my cock on all of their Bras and underwear and then I would steal 1 bra so it wasn't noticeable. I now have a HUGE collection of Bras that I've stolen each year. I jerk off into them on the regular. They'd watch me over the summers as well when I was a younger teenager and I would cum inside their bras clean em off as best as possible and put them back in the dresser, Nobody has ever caught me and this is really the only biggest dark secret I have. Anytime I go over to a chicks house I try or want to steal a bra. I've done it with a neighbor cum all over their bras and put them back I see them on the regular. Even with th women who cuts my hair I started doing that as well. I'm not sure why I do it but feels like a rush type of deal. My other one happened 4th-6th grade I would go to the computer lab with this girl we had this study hall type of class so me and her would be alone in the computer lab it was harmless at first just playing games instead of work but then I would have her pull of pictures of VS models and I would masturbate through my jeans and she would watch me cum. My only regret is she never touched me or anything but I would cum for her with the pictures she brought up. To this day she never told anyone I never said anything but I ran into her a few years after that and she tried to bring it up around my friends but they luckily didn't believe her. Those are my only 2 secrets

>>714842980
a legit secret, nice m8 though i personally would have gone for panties not bras

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>>714843581

Thanks I see pretty much all of these people on a regular basis and it doesn't hit me one bit just makes me laugh knowing they have a Bra on that my cum has been painted on. I'm not much into the panties more of a Boob guy. Might have to switch it up a bit

When my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are jesusfags and shelter them from the world, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. If they knew they would have a defcon 1 freak out

>>714844443
>off by 1
godfuckingdamnitjewfags

For my job I've had to make several boys at a time get naked and expose their bodies. I got slightly hard once and feel bad.

>>714842980
I'm with you bro, I've been stealing my wife's sister's bras all year and she's so fucking dumb she has no idea. I stole an amazing one, really well used, that I'm saving for my Christmas present to myself. That thing is getting absolutely filled with cum. I also bought a bra off a cute cam girl on adultwork

I like to stuff things in my ass even though I'm only 16

>>714845093
What job is this?

>>714845200
jewish rabbi or catholic priest probably

>>714825884
Lol you should kill your self

>>714825284
I hate /b/ and its endless faggotry.

>>714845200
Assistant at center for delinquent juveniles.

bmpp

rip bread

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>>714845118

Well done sir for not only getting married but to then turn around and go for the sister. I'm happy i'm not alone in this

>>714839256
not sure if your still here but, I've been struggling with a similar problem for years I have what many would consider a good life, yet i hate it every day. But what I've realized it doesn't matter what I "should" feel but to focus on improving how I feel now.

Not sure if you understand what i mean, but don't worry too much about what people think and don't worry about how you think you should feel, just let it happen and react as it does.

i bump dying breads

I like to sniff girl's panties. I've sniffed most of my female cousin's panties and a few of my friend's sister's. Even one of my friend's mother's panties. The best I've smelt is the daughter of my mother's friend. She was 13 at the time. Smelt so alpha.

Secretly bumping

>>714847784
did it actually smell like pussy or like shit

I have no friends or family. Well it ain't any secret to those few people that know me. Waste of time posting really.

I allowed my wife to fuck a co-worker

ama

ib4 "Cuck" and "let a real man do it" - I know and I've heard it all before

>>714847987
Lmao how pathetic

When I was 15 I hung out in my sister's college dorm for the day. When she and her roommate went to class I grabbed one of her roommate's lacy pair of panties and wrapped it around my balls while I jerked off in my sister's bed.

It was a thrill knowing I could be caught rubbing those silky panties around my throbbing cock if one of them came back early.

>>714847987
Dumb cuck. I hope he gets her pregnant.

>>714848064
Hush, child.

Adults who understand relationships posting

>>714847854

None smelt like shit. A few probably smelt like piss but I'd try and fumble through the laundry bin for any different panties and try them. The daughter of my mother's friend smelt sort of like a nice creamy smell.

>>714825284
I heavily suspect my gf to suck my malamute. Got home once and heard her moan like she had something in her mouth. Came closer, saw the dog with a raging boner her shirt having drops on it. She was acting uncomfortable too.
Maybe I should tell her I know.

>>714825284
i masturbate my penis while i'm watching naked people

>>714848167
He didn't

Note the use of past tense in my original post

>>714836930
Yup. That's pretty much what I did. She said no at first too until I just tried it on her one day when we were both drunk. Now she enjoys my dick in her pooper from time to time. I used one of her vibrators to stimulate her clit though.

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>>714825284
i blinded a kid in one eye by stabbing him with a stick because he accidentally hit me with a bat in the sheen at age 8 , blamed his brother and got off scott free

at 12 a kid i hated so much because he would always talk about pokemon and interrupt me to do so was playing with me in gym, he jump on my back for fun and i flipped him over on the hardwood, breaking his arm, got off because i said it was a natural reaction

at 15 i kicked my dad out of my house because i was tired of him not having a job

at 16 i pour water in my friends tank because he screw up my phone, he thought it was rain

at 19 i broke off a few pins of my friend new cpu so he wouldn't have a better pc than me

at 21 i was fucking a single mom in return i would be a big brother of sorts, i did nasty shit too, she eventfully stopped because she found out i was turning them into nazis

>>714834097
quit with that nigger talk

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I'm an honest man, and I'm not going to lie to you, I lie alot, but at least I'm honest and told you guys, but then again I could be lying.

>>714825284
I want to die

>>714848385
cool story Schrodinger

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>>714848362

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I'm literally addicted to sharing nudes of my wife. I can't stop. I don't bother to hide her face any more. She's so close to being doxed, and there have been subtle clues that make me think someone has recognized her but I still don't stop. That felt good to get off my chest. Now back to posting her nudes.

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I want my gf to get fucked by 3 guys doggystyle

From the age of 12 to 18 i would grope my step sister who is two months younger in her sleep every night. I still thing shes hot

>>714825284
I find women with the most attractive hands and I murder them and cut their hands off. After disposing of the body I then preserve the hand and name it after the respective victim.

>>714828122
just keep throwing that word around and you'll eventually land it on a relevant comment

>>714834097
Asdfg

>>714848868
lol cool story bro. i like how newfag anons think sleep is a level 1 coma

>>714830204
Well, I derobed a fat guy named Frank with a letter opener.

>>714849126
Na i saw her tits accidentally when we were little and couldnt stop spying which the progressed to touching while she slept cause she couldnt tell my parents

>>714849252
He's too dumb to understand your comment

>>714834488
BS, there are logs for that. You would have been found out.

>>714834488
Bitch, I was the patient and I missed Maury Povich cause you yanked my alarm clock

>>714847943
Why do you not have friends?

>>714834969
Find a new job with another company so you don't get fired at this place and lose the reference.

I fingered and made out with my school slut in my room with my best friend in the same room when I was 16. He didn't watch but he definitely knew what was going on.

I've never told anyone this happened, and It kinda haunts me. Part of me wish it never happened, since it had no true affection behind it. Just 2 horny teens. Yet part of me regrets dropping the chance to fuck her, since I knew her since freshman year.

I guess I could go into detail if there's interest, but I just wanted to throw that out there... Ugh.

I can go in detail later. Zzz

>>714848687
Where they at? Ass nudes?

>>714850346
They are all over now. I see her get shared in threads all the time but other anons too. She's been passed around so much that anons don't believe me when I say I'm OP.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>714837217

i do the exact same thing for same reason

>>714840072
just be upfront with her, even if it's only short term you can still have a great time together, even if it does hurt when you leave it's still a great life experience and in the end, thats all life really offers.

>>714849845
I moved cities for a job. But even still back where I was I still isolated myself and played vidya instead of chilling with my friends. I was a loyal friend sometime ago, i stuck up and stuck with this guy through everything but when i heard he just smack talks me behind my back and uses me for shit I just cut him off along with the rest of my friends. We all sort of hung out together. Last I saw him and the rest of them was at his birthday a few years ago. I felt i should make an effort, ended up just hanging out on my own and drinking. He didn't even show for my mum's funeral so since then I just gave up entirely. It sucks though, i would like some true friends. My car was recently written off and I managed to get a really good payout for the car, got a new one this week. Haven't even driven it really, it's a really nice car. I'd like to go for a cruise with someone, talk about stuff, smoke some weed and listen to tunes.

I'm a closeted tranny. cant wait to kms!!

>>714825884
Kill yourself with arsenic.

Interesting to see other people confessing with fucking gf's daughters. When my girlfriend works night shifts, her daughter gives me blow jobs and sometimes we do anal cuz she's too young to fuck. Wasn't my idea tho. She came on to me, got naked and everything. Obv a previous boyfriend taught her.

>>714838458
WE GOT AN EDGY SNOW FLAKE IN THE HOUSE

>>714839398
anon fookin do it. we're in the same boat. way I see it, if I end up regretting it, I'll just be back to the same place of well, should probably eat a bullet. so no harm in trying.

>>714839398
>die hard white nationalist
>closet faggot that smokes weed
Not only are you not a fucking neo nazi, but you'rre also a fucking loser for hating the only people that would accept you for what you truly are.

End your life sooner, rather than later, please.

not really a secret but dad killed a chick and hid her body on big birds property

>>714848762
considering how fat she is, there'd be enough ass-width for all 3 to do it at the same time

>>714848362
will summer ever end?

>>714848891

Kira pls

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>>714852754

>>714853132
you can always add one for filling up her mouth too

I get off showing people private explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. She would be utterly devastated and humiliated if she knew how many people have seen every inch of her and know exactly what she looks like sucking and fucking.

>>714830570
this sounds like a line straight from the office

>>714834097
Fuk

>>714853132
post more, preferably spread ass

i have a lot some are not exactly secrets but confessions

1)I used to grope my cousins in their sleep ,they were deep sleepers who wouldnt wake up for gentle touches andcaressing
2) i once accidentally drugged a cousin
3)i was so depressed for a few weeks that i was planning to kill somebody just to relieve some stress
4) not many of my family orfriends know this but i cant really do emotions they are impossible for me so i just fake these emotions just to keep the happy
5)i am afraid of talking to people who are new to me and mostly mess up the first impression
6) I have some very weird fetishes like
>incest
>cuckolding
>mindcontrol etc.
7) i was soo desperate once i bought roofies of a dealer then realized it was wrong and dumped the roofies in gutter
8) i love my sister in law
9)i never talked to girl outside my family because i am shy and too
10) i have zero self confidence and i believe i am ugly and hence the reason i dont involve myself too much with friends or family
11) i say i am lazy hencce i wont do it but truthfully i am afraid that if i do that work and it turns out bad people will talk badly about me
perffectionist attitude i guess
and many more.........

want me to continue ?
with this i have some load off my chest

When I was 15 i gave oral sex to a girl who had her 10th bday just a few days later. Was really fun, we did it several more times. Was pretty easy to make her cum

bmpp

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>>714856061
Proceed

bmppp

>>714848176
> adults who understand relationships
> cuck

Pick one you gigantic retard.

Your wife literally has other penises inside her and you wanna act like some gentleman. GTFO.

>>714856499
>>714856061
cont.
12)i look into other peoples life just to see what they are doing and sometimes i passively stalk
and gather info about people i am intresting
and i try to learn all their secrets and personal stories about them from others

13)i once got soo intrigued about an equpment in my university that i messed it up while testing its potential in trial and error process i got to know that it costs 1000 dollors

14)i get my friends to trouble just to have fun while ythey are suffering
15) i somehow try to know what people are thinking about me

16)i once stalked a girl so much taht i litereally
could what she would do nextt

17)i believe i have some type of delusional disorder and because of it i believe i can do the things i want to do but in reality i am sore loser

18)i have some narcisistic traits and i tend to judge people too fast and ppickup fights even though i kmnow i know i would be beaten very badlyy

!9)i badmouth about people behinmd their backs

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>>714830204
Oh yeah, well I killed a man with this thumb.

>>714834097
>9
ffs with this shit

>>714825284
I use drugs

>>714857559
everyone does.
its like saying i like lolis.

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Behind every great boiled egg is a secret

>>714837530
Years and years of society saying it's bad.

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>>714848971

idk, the use is not wrong there?

im tripping on 400mg of dxm rn niggas

>>714857588
Not that common in my circles, meaning speed and shit.

Also i dont like lolis

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>>714857453

so roofies are wrong but killing someone for fun is not?

>rest seems pretty normal

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>Been fucking my best friend and neighbors wife for about 6 years now
>almost 5 days a week
>Her husband drops kid off at school
>he goes to work
>she comes across the hall
>we get drunk and fuck until 3 pm
>we clean her apartment
>she picks up kid from school
>she meets him at home
>apartment is clean
>she a bit drunk
>no ones the wiser

pic related

>>714840072
This. Most people would jump on these situations only to realize that your paths don't go together.

>>714827945
I bet you're actually a guy

>>714848362
Have fun dying alone.

>>714854209
lets see her

>>714857999
Nice one, any of her front side/ titties.

>>714825284
I cheat on my wife as much as I can. I'm currently working on convincing my cousin to fuck me

Raped a girl in college. She was on her period so I just fucked her ass. Only time I ever did and in my defense we were both drunk she was just on another level.

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>>714858410

>>714858342
I would be happy to email you. Is that cool? What's your email? Goes for anyone who wants to see what this dumb bitch would never want you to see.

>>714827155
Kekd hard

>>714858574
Nice, looks like she's be fun to tear into and say fucked up shit to while banging on her.

>>714834097
FUCK YOU LMFAO

>>714857736

yeah well tell me how is it, and what you do, how, when, why. GIMME WÜRSTE BRUH

>>714858678
well she's 26 and I'm 43 so usually it's
>Why are you touching me like that daddy
>I didn't say stop daddy
>it feels good daddy
>do you like this daddy
>punish me daddy I've been a little whore

>>714858664
Here's mine, russelljohn660 at g mail. Anyone who wants to see just email me. You will not be disappointed. Bitch would be so ashamed and embarrassed

>>714838150
stop smoking weed

>>714858664
[email protected] let's see what you got, anon.

I haven't bathed in months. *picks at face crust* *flicks*

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>>714825284
My secret is I would have gladly given you the proper secrets thread picture to use.

>>714834097
>THE GAME

One evening when my friend and his girlfriend was at my place watching Netflix my friends girlfriend was lying next to me. I accidentaly touched her pussy and felt like she pushed her pushy towards my hand. Tired again and realised that she actually did.
Long story short. I had my dick in my friends pussy when he was in there without him notis anything.

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>>714839398
same

>>714834097
lol

>>714825284
im a 400lb american fag, and frequently browse m4m craigslist to try become someone slam pig, No luck yet

if i was tried for all the crimes i've committed i'd be imprisoned for a minimum of 15 years and fined no less than ~$600,000. i've researched it.

Bumper

>>714860018
I hope rape was one of them

I caught one of my students pull the fire alarm for the lulz, and instead of reporting on her, I blackmailed her into letting me take nudes of her in the gym teacher's office.

She's from a messed up family and she always acts so tough, like nothing bothers her. When I was instructing her to take her clothes off so I can snap pictures, she just gives that "whatever" look, but when I started touching her she got frightened and broke down crying. I stopped and deleted the pictures.

I told her I wanted to teach her a lesson. But deep down, I just wanted to wipe that cocky look from her face and replace it with that of the pathetic frightened crying girl that she has always been on the inside.

She was 11.

>>714859390
I emailed you. Did you get it?

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>>714860203
Was she one of thees type?

>>714860418
One in your pic looks like a poser.

Girls her age are usually pretty well-behaved. She acts out and do stupid things as a cry for attention because her family doesn't give a shit about her.

Well, I gave her more than enough attention, and she did get into trouble less after our little meeting.