what is this purple shit on my dick

aids

>>714820805
Ingrown hair. I suggest you squeeze the hell out of it.

>>714821096
Video and post

>>714820805
superaids. better cut it off.

WTF DUDE THAT SI A FUKCING INSECTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sifilis

>>714820805
why your dick look like an uncooked chicken wing

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>>714820805
Cut it open and investigate the insides.

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>>714821279

>>714820805
Looks like a tick buried underneath the skin. Possibly scabies.

>>714821434
tick in a dick

Amputation is your only effective option.

>>714821497
You can't amputate a dick, they're too mighty

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hurts when i squeeze it

>>714821610
Time to pop it, OP

go to the doctor anon doesn't look like we have a fucking clue what we're talking about.

>>714821610
Just pierce it with a needle. Your mom will have one. Don't tell her what you use it for or she'll get mad at me

>>714820805
You gotta freeze that shit right off. Apply ice constantly. It'll hurt for a little but eventually it'll go dumb and the swelling will decrease.

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>>714821783
>>714821726

This is the only logical answer, freeze your dick then stick it with a needle

anon knows what they're talking about trust me

>>714820805
its grape jelly.

>>714821610
That's a fucking cyst you idiot
Better get the whole sac if it actually pops

>>714821610
Pop it and post results.

>>714821945
no need to remove the balls just cause of a cyst
>Fucking Dumb Dindu

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>>714820805
i shit you not i had the same thing last year , in my case it was a side effect of a std i had, which was Chlamydia. i was treated and it went away in a few days DO NOT POP IT OR FREEZE IT it becomes worser , dont be ashamed to get it checked out by a docter thats what they are there for i was shy at first but you just gotta deal with it. your only gonna see that doctor once so dont stress

youre gona have to make an opening so it can come out.

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trips and i will do it

>>714822292
do it then come on

>>714822292
Do it fag

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>>714822292
do it

>>714820805
Go to the pharmacy and get a small syringe, a small bandaid (the kind they give you when they draw your blood), some topical anesthesia (lidocaine).

Clean the area with alcohol, apply the lidocaine, and open up your syringe. Push the pump until it bottoms out. Insert the syringe at a 45º angle into the purple stuff, but only skin deep. Pull back on the syringe pump until the purple stuff on your dick clears out. Take a picture and post it and tell us what it is.

I think it's blood with maybe some pus, but I could be wrong.

>>714822292
The rust dude. Sweet std AND blood poisoning.
Also roll

>>714822292
Op wont deliver today

>>714821279
you can pickup netbooks running intel gma 950 for next to nothing these day

here is a full list of every game that will run on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMy8ZNYEj6c

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>>714822131
he needs to freeze it and cut it off

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HIT ME JOHNY

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>>714822292

>>714822292
don't. poke it with a needle and dig with tweezers, it's just an ingrown hair.

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>>714822467

>>714822152
I'm not gay but that dick is cute.

>>714822292
WITH THOSE DIRTY ASS SCISSORS TOO LOL

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Prepare for the cripple and make it triple!

>>714822292
Do it pussy

>>714822292
you can pickup netbooks running intel gma 950 for next to nothing these day

here is a full list of every game that will run on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMy8ZNYEj6c

>>714822131
> it becomes worser
>becomes worser
>worser

>>714822292
do it

also, are those self trips?

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>>714822622
>>714822500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMy8ZNYEj6c

>>714822292
>those grungy ass scissors

somebody already got trips man now man up you knew what you were getting into

>>714822292
OP TRIPPED HIMSELF

DO IT FAGGET

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do it

>>714822292
Roll

Do it pussy

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>>714822292
Do it op

>>714822684
here have trips too

>>714822292
^

>>714822684

DUBS PLUS DUBS = QUADS OP

WE WANT BLOOD FAGGOT

DO IT OP!

>>714822749
re roll

roll for member dick

>>714822292
jackass

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>>714822383

>>714822126
Can't tell if bait or if you don't know what a cyst is

>>714822292
DO IT OP

>>714820805
if that's your dick, just cut it off or kill yourself. You poor thing

>>714822778
AHHHH

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do it\\

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>>714822292

grab a razor or some gay shit like that and cut it first

SLICE THE SCHLONG

>>714822804
hi im Anon and welcome to 4chan

DO IT

do ittttttt nigger

>>714822292
Make sure to put it in your mouth after removal

>>714822292
do it

>>714822292
OP TRIPPED HIMSELF

FUCKING DO IT ALREADY OR GET DOXED

>>714822292
just let it be... it will disappear completely in a couple of weeks

>>714822292
Do it nigger

Reroll

>>714822292
rolling

>>714822919
CALL *!*!y93658

fell over a branch and tripped

>>714822292
Don't cut it off

Do this:
>>714822468

>>714822960
trips now faggottttttt

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>>714822292
ayyy

>>714822292
mmm

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Trips.

>>714822292
you're fucking nasty. that limp dick is fucking disgusting.

Gimme dem digits

>>714822993
damn it fago

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>>714822292
Do it

>>714822934
That's not trips u retard

do it

>>714822945
he needs to suffer now he made a promise and the hound fags of 4chan won't simply let it slide

git git git

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>>714822292
Kek wills it

>>714822934
0/10 Troll post, Get cancer.

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Blackspot!

cut it

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Rolling for 111

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>>714823043

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Roll

111 get

Trippulus

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>>714822292
OP Do It

do it

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>>714823098

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Rolling

>>714822292
Cmon daddy wants trips

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Check em.

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>>714822292

how do i even trips

>>714823143
rerool for

Rolllllll

222 cut that shit

222 cut it off bitch

Include me in screencap thanks

>>714822292
K

>>714820805
Its Super Nigger Obama Ebola.

You will need to be humanely euthanized, then your corpse cremated, and the ashes pissed on to prevent contagion.

Cut it you kike

Cmon

>>714822945
that moment when op waits for other people to get trips lol

chill i got this, amirite kek?

i will suck my own cock if i get trips right now

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do it fagget

>>714822292
Do it you god damn piece of trash

>>714822292

inb4 OP bleeds to death from his dick

If singles Op must do it

>>714822292
My trips demand it faggot

>>714820805

That is the aids

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OP probably won't come through like a bitch

333

Escalators escalators escalators!!!

>>714822292
Boom

333 cut it off bitch

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Check my trips yo

trips. cut that shit!

Get ready to cut it my man

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>>714823281

op still here? also rollling

Don't do it, it will hurt.

Deliver. And post nudes of your sister faggot

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STAND BACK, I GOT THIS

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>>714822292
you better fucking deliver

>>714822292
rolling

There is no such thing as trips, only Kek

>>714823360
fuck off

>>714823335
Eels :/

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You aren't bold enough to check em

Op you should mutilate your cock

>>714823311
dubs should count

there will be blood...

i

444 dicks gonna be sore

>>714822292
Please don't, you'll regret it and we'll forget it.

cutit

did a big spider bite your penis???
if trips cut that shit and post results

444

444

>>714823444
DO IT

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>>714822292

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off>>714823444

welp op fag multiple trips cut that shit off

>>714823444
HE HAS SPOKEN

>>714823444
Fucking fag

>>714823444
OHHHHHHHHH. Don't listen to Anon. Cut it

>>714823444
fuck you dude

>>714821096
Anyone have hair growing that far out on their cocks?

>>714823377
>>714823388
2 dubs in a row

You need to pop it or it will only get bigger.

Didn't we use all our trips to take Florida?

>>714823444
WINNER

>>714823444
Winrar

>>714820805
Geez, dont listen to any of these fucking fools. Go to a doctor, could be a bruise if ye whacked off recently.

>>714823444
WINRAR

>>714823444
Ding ding ding

>>714823444
Trips confirmed. Do it faggot

>>714823444
Trips have spoken

DO IT FAGGOT

CUT THAT SHIT OFF

>>714823444
trips will it

>>714823444
>]
checked lol rip op

>>714823444
OMG OMG OMG OMG

>>714823411
>>714823388
>>714823377
>>714823400
>>714823311
>>714823066
>>714823022
>>714823011
When Trips is dead

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>>714823444
YES!!!!!!!!
PIMPLE FINNA GET SNIPPED

>>714823444
DO IT NOW YOU HAVE TO OP

>>714823444
WINRAR
the fucking irony lmao

>>714823444
THE IRONY

>>714823444
FUCKING CHECKED

>>714823444
Why do these always get the fucking trips?

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>>714823444
ok....

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>>714822292
use a clean razor you dunce fuck... at least burn those scissors

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>>714823444

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>>714823444

>>714823444
mine overrides yours fgt now do it OP

LMAO cut it man. and timestamp it

>>714823444
>>714823444
>>714823444
>>714823444
>>714823444

DO IT

>>714823444
If this is quints it reverses and he cuts

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>>714823593

>>714823593
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SARACEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>714823593

>>714822292
Trips get

>>714823444
You got trips he has to you fucking faggot

>>714823444
>>714823444
>>714823444
just do it now upload video a win it

Stream it OP

>>714823666
SATAN WILLS IT

DO IT FAGGOT

op won't do it cause he is a fag

>>714823593
Don't use scissors, for skin they're basically just a metal pinch. Razor or needle, squeeze till you pass out.

>>714822292
Get

>>714823666
666 wills it 444 has no chance

>>714823444
>>714823444
>>714823444
RED COCK RAIN DEAR

DO IT NOW

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Dirty scissors now means amputation for huge infection later

>>714823666
GOT EM

>>714823666
Satan speaks!!!

>>714823666
Satan trips in this thread.


You need to do it newfriend

>>714823593
By Talos. I'm not ready, but I can't look away.

>>714823666
>>714823666
>>714823666
>>714823666
SEX SEX SEX

>>714823777
>>714823666
s

>>714823777
MORE TRIPS

>>714823666
>>714823777
>>714823444

OH ITS ONNNNNN BOYS

>>714823762
I THINK THERE NEAT

>>714823777
this thread now rolling in the trips

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>>714823666

>>714820805
Cancer, goodbye anon

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the day op lost his dick

hi

>>714823777
>>714823444
>>714823666
DO IT OP DELIVER!!!

>>714823777
>>714823777
in the deep

>>714823666
It's out of our hands now. The prince of evil must get his blood

You need to cut it off, only way a female will suck it.

Please, somebody screencap this. I'd do the honour but I'm on mobile :(

He's not going to do it. Faggot.

>>714823852
Yup it is, check em

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>>714823666
This is now a spiderman/cut your dick off thread

how stupid are you fags, he won't do it

>>714823905
op is gay

check these trips

do it

>>714823942
999

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JUST FUCKING DO IT

>>714822292
Yes, please

Dont do it op

>>714823973
no check mine

>>714823981
999

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>>714823444
>>714823666
>>714823777

he's doing it right now
he's cutting his dick open!!

>>714823444
>>714823666
>>714823777
Op fucking deliver

OP stop being a nigger and deliver

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LET'S FUCKING GO OP, CHOP CHOP WITH THE POP POP

holy shit

CUT YOUR DICK WITH A TIMESTAMP AND INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP THANKS

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scissor or razer?

>>714824001
so close

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OH SHIT /b/ it's the Cops!!!!

Post your cool as a cucumber faces

>>714823360
Faggot

>>714824049
scissor

>>714824001
wankers for dave

>>714824049
tip of scissors

>>714823444
>>714823666
>>714823777
YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NIGGER

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>>714824049
SCISSORS

>>714824049
RAZOR

>>714824049
razer

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Do it

>>714824049
Scissors

>>714824049
stop delaying you fucking fag and cut it you little girl

>>714822292
cmon faggot do it!

SCISSOR

>>714824049
SCISSOR! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>714824049
Why not both?

>>714822292
Devil's trips, do it

>>714824049
new thread
and its a razor. a razer is like a gay thing for pcs

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>>714824049
it does not matter, i want to see BLOOD

>>714824049
Scissors, my singles demand it

>>714824087
dog sheeet

>>714824049
RAZER COMMANDS IT

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stop

>>714824049
SCISSORS!!!

>>714824049
Pliers

>>714824122
DUBS WILLS IT

>>714824049
razor

>>714824049
RAZOR SLICE IT OPEN AND DRAIN

>>714824049
also, get some fucking disinfectant if you use those scissors. some plysporin or some shit.

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>>714823777

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I am so I'm edge right now, op don't faggot out on us.

its gona 404 before he does it

Thread gonna 404 op hurry up

>>714824049
your razor is a pussy bitch
use the scissors!!!

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And I was gonna go out with friends tonight...

TIMESTAMP

GUYS OP DID IT BUT DIED SO CAN'T UPLOAD PIC

>>714824199
>>714824122

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this is the most active thread i have seen yet

Don't do this OP.

GHo and see a trained medical professional.

>>714824269
coco butter

>>714824236
Hurry up op

Make a new thread

OP IS JUST WASTING TIME TILL THREAD 404's HES NOT GONNA DO SHIT

>>714824269
>>cruise control

>>714824253
isn't this so much better?

>>714824269
What a lucky guy